Afternoon Crumbs

Wellllll... I'm gonna just mosey on outta here now kiddies. Must get some work done for my big presentation next Wednesday which is only half done. I will talk to your hot asses later. <3
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Hi5.

mmmmmmmmmm Mr. Bale a liiiitle lower, please ... HEY! shutthefuckup in here DAMN, can't a homewrecka-rescuing whore nap for 5 minutes w/out tampons whizzing by???!!

Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Know who you mean, and AGREED! Whatcha gonna put in the tupperware comment was directed at you Okie, BTW.

So Brian Austin Green wants to play the Riddler, well I want to hump Christian Bale....but I know that it's never going to happen...well, only in dreams from a drunken tequila stupor.

BTW, has anyone heard of this athlete from the U.S. named Michael Phelps...I think he may have won a medal or two?

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Mrs K,
I looked all over my dish for CBC but it isn't there. USA has some stuff on a 1 am. No horse events tho...

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

I remember Boitano. Isn't he making and selling wine now?

Vaginal Broth, Deb from Hell, other people too.

Vaginal Broth, youre funny but people didnt like that you were making them guess who you was. I dont like the fact that you let people think you was Lolo becasue of personal reasons but I cant always defend all my friends all the time.

Deb, maybe you know more then i do about this but just ignore if you dont like it you know? That reaction just ads fuel to the fire.

Oklahoma, lets make out. Just tell me you have a penis, so we can cross swords at lunch. Ill call you luke peenwalker.

Michael Phelps Mom, your son would look better with a little man names jack climbing up his leg with some magic beans.

LETS ALL HAVE AN ORGY!

IM NOT AN ANGELINA FAN!

Wheres my tab!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Well all I can say is that there is one person who posted on here a few minutes ago, That isn't here now. She's evil, Starts trouble, is bossy, And writes similar, Said she isn't coming back.

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

And I'm sorry, but boo hoo, cry me a river if someone posts something you deem to be "too mean" in between posting about Lindsay Lohan is a "fucking cunt" and Amy Winehouse is a "crackhead bitch." The freedom of you tearing people you don't like comes the burden of occasionally having to read others' opinions you don't agree with. If you have something to say about the content of my posts, I'm all ears, but if you just scream "Fuck you bitch! Get out of here troll!" then gee, no, I probably won't respond with sunshine and kisses.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

I also find it hard to believe that someone so erudite as Alanis Morisette would fall for Dave's PopEye/Rocky and Bullwinkle impersonations. She must have been on something way stronger than pot.

FIRST!

MARLA MAPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phelps is one talented gay swimming machine, respeck due! Anyone who disagrees can only do straight down swimming *glug glug*

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

does anyone remember brian boitano?? now that was an olympic hunk!! lol

-=meow hiss purr=-

Swimming is not a sport it's something you to keep yourself from drowning.

Note to M. Phelps,

We can make out/do the nast so long as you're wearing nothing but a swim cap and googles.

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"Do you remember a time when women couldn't vote, and certain folk weren't allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers."
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I agree, Sayonara.
He should look like #8 ALL the time. Looks good!!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 1:52pm.

Let us see. I am a cunt, whore, retarded and bitch...

Oops. My bad.

DebFH, no ya ain't and on the upside...douchebag spelled the French term for a flour based gravy wrong in his username. It's "ROUX". -And I'm 99.9 percent certain douche is a male hobag bitter bitch. Whatever.

Lin-Lin as a lesbian just doesn't sit right with me. Something ain't clean in the pruno.

Can we turn our hate to Marla Maples for a moment?

Now I will be happy to give her credit for having a wonderfully fit body. Yes, she does look great, especially for her age.

But here's where I will get bitchy and wonder aloud why she MUST work out on the beach. It's obnoxious. The only beach workouts I approve are walking, jogging, swimming (obviously!) and in certain cases yoga. And I am also jealous that she has the time and money to work out on the beach with her personal trainer. Must be nice.

El B,
I am saving all my badness for you, my little cupcake...

Cooch,
I don't type in caps very often so I doubt I have ever screamed that I wish you would go away. That said. I do wish you would go away, anywhores.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

I can't believe the Phelps convo has gotten so heated. He's swimming, not killing babies. It's a sport. A sport that's not even something he can go pro in unlike hockey or basketball.

*shaking head in disbelief while leaving thread*

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My favorite photos of Mr. Phelps is #1 and #8.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Linda Hogan IS a slut..And it came out ten-fold when they moved to Miami..

DoubleONTopic.. Meow.. Cat fight

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Let us see. I am a cunt, whore, retarded and bitch...

Oops. My bad.
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I don't fink so. ^^ *hugs*
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Hi5.

David Silver just wants to be in something relevant so his hott twat girlfriend doesn't dump his ass.

boobies!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

FatMartha I agree, but DebFrmHell is seriously on my ass every time I post and screaming about how I should go away. This was not an isolated incident and I am not just calling her names to be a bitch.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 5:52pm.

Let us see. I am a cunt, whore, retarded and bitch...

Really? My kind of girl!!

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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

And I WONDER what you put inside...

Just a suggestion:
If you don't like the American coverage of the Olympics (which I don't), watch the CBC, Canadian Broadcasting System. There's not quite as much hugging and learning and "sturm und drang" or ass licking.

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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Submitted by chin chin on August 15, 2008 - 1:50pm.

VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
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oh yeah -- someone ALSO wake me up when Vadge tears down mid London wearing nothing but a glittery cooch strap, cause Fifty means "TWENTY AGAIN" and this whore's land of Dee Nile.

& someone PLEASE turn off the lights -- and the bickering whores! zzzzzzzzzzz...

Forget Michael Phelps....for me it was all about Ryan Lochte, i've never seen a man more beautiful...

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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

Fat Martha, no chance in hell of that. It just gets meaner and uglier here, as the months go by....

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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 15, 2008 - 1:50pm.
I wonder what Brandi the tuperwear lady would think of PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPS!

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Not much, I killed her in the other thread.. And stole all her tupperware.. i'm selling it now! Oklahoma Loves Dlisted.. Muahahahahahaha Kill me now please.

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

Let us see. I am a cunt, whore, retarded and bitch...

Oops. My bad.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

the reason Athlete get pay so much is because they only have a few years to work , theres always some younger better athlete waiting to take their thunder , most of them have dedicated all their lives to the sport and dont have any other skills

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Phelps looks goodlookin in some shots. The one with the model, he looks completely intimidated by her, and she looks bored. Imagine a spawn between Phelps and Rumer, HA!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 2:19pm.

HEY NOW. Let's NOT resort to name-calling. Is it possible for all of us to agree to disagree?

Wait, what am I saying. *sighs*

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I wonder if Muckros, Ireland is anywhere near the place where Matthew Broderick killed those motorists?

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

... great body, fugly head zzzzz

... wake me when someone can explain why I should "support" or worship some dude who's all about upping his asking price in future commercials. And YES, I know: athletes work hard to excel in their professions, but so do I. I save worship and support for outstanding armed forces troops who do NOT embarass us like those in Abu Graib but most of all for the millions of firemen and women and police men and women who keep my ass safe. Thanks muchly.

back to sleep ....

Beth Smith is 40? Serious?

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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."

I wonder what Brandi the tuperwear lady would think of PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPS!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA
VADGE YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! AHHAHAHAHA

cant escape it forever HHAAAA

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I was watching the swimming last night, and they broke down just how perfect his body is for it. All I could think was, "Why the fuck haven't I noticed his complete lack of ass before?" Oh I know, I couldn't get past the face. My boy Lochte did a pretty good job last night though =)

DebFromHell, you are truly one noxious cunt. I may be a bitch but I'm just posting my opinion here, like you. If you don't like it, scroll down whore. At least I try to add something other than me services as the thread police, you stupid bitch. The only difference between you and I is that 1) I am not profoundly retarded, and 2) I can at least admit I'm being a venemous bitch.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Submitted by Madam Pince on August 15, 2008 - 1:46pm.

Doesn't it look like Rumer Willis is hunched over next to Selma Blair?

HAHAHAHAHAHA*gasps for air*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I didn't think they were gonna release any pis of Bigfoot until 3.00 pm. But there goes Khloe stealing all his thunder...

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I like Michael Phelps perfect example that you can make a great comback after a DUI

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

fuck i didnt know this shit was so Serious!

WHY SO SERIOUS!!!!!!!

Fuck it im still laughing!

PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPS!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Submitted by The C word on August 15, 2008 - 1:42pm.
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Hahaha, thanks for the flashback, I haven't heard that for ages! :)

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

Phelps is ugly. But he's one hell of an athlete.

Doesn't it look like Rumer Willis is hunched over next to Selma Blair?

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

maybe BAG can play the hamburglar instead? just a thought...

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