Afternoon Crumbs

PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPS!

remnds me of Mr. Pipps Pretzel Chips

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Boomsy.. haha, I clicked on that ad.. but i didn't have $3.95 for shipping/handling or I would order it. I think she is making herself look more fat then she is by pushing her ass OUT, not IN. Tyra taught us all this.. lol..

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Alright, that was it. This cunt has reached her breaking point. I HOPE MICHAEL PHELPS FUCKING DIES!!! If I hear one more word about him I swear I'll pay someone in China to stab him. What...the...fuck.
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I wonder what...the...fuck everytime you post, Hagsbreath.

Here. Let me break this down so that even a simpleton like you can understand. Phelps makes rating jump. NBC paid out the wahzoo for coverage rights. Do you see the correlation yet?

Wishing death/stabbling shows alot about you that you should have left covered.

That said. Wishing you something incredibly painful, incredibly slow, and ultimately getting you off this site.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

I will admit it is not all Michael Phelps' fault, but it is naive in the extreme to think he is not promoting the Michael Phelps Machine just as much as the media. Visible athletes are the ones that get the endorsement deals, and while I can't say he doesn't deserve them, I don't see the shy, withdrawn personality so many try to defend him with. I know he's young but how excited can really be when he says things like "I knew I would break this record" and "I worked really hard so I knew I would win this race," etc etc etc? Sorry, not buyin' it.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

la di da... *giggles at what's going on in here*

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

The very first time Phelps' coach met him (Phelps was 11) he knew Phelps could be a champion. How did he know? Phelps, like Mark Spitz, has the perfect body type for swimming.

See, you watch TV, you learn something.

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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Ok, off topic, but that ad on the side is totally f***ed up; "Don't let this happen to you"...LMAO.

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

I cans ee how phelps got into swimming casue if i were his daddy id be shoving his face into anything to get that hell out of my site.

Im talking water, pillows, walls.

HA HA HA

harsh but fuck it!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Didn't he get arrested before? I can't remeber if it was him or some other olympian.

I'm sorry, but as everyone who has a pulse here and reads threads knows I'm not too fond of the "media fuck parade" surrounding Michael Phelps either, and I have to agree with Cooch on this one.

I also hate Madonna and that's no news either.

Wait a fucking minute... I hate all of Hollyweird. WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH!?! *bangs head on keyboard*
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Hi5.

Poor Selma Blair put on lots of weight for this role and she's still a carpenter's dream.

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 10:36am.

You act like you have no idea how the system works, Coochie.
Don't be coy, sistah. You know better than anyone (why did I say that? I have no idea) it's all about saturate, rinse and repeat.

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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Submitted by islandgirl on August 15, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Nice bod, shame about the face.
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Teeheeeheee...your post reminded me of the Monks' Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGuJsJHl7pE

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
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I’m trying to correct this.

Submitted by Salem13 on August 15, 2008 - 1:33pm.

Am I the only one that thinks that Phelps douche is fuckin ugly?

He definitely lacks what it takes in the face, but check out that bod. Now I get why dudes get jiggy with butter faces.

*ignoring cooch.roue*

Yay, Michael Phelps!!! I wonder what kind of shampoo he uses to protect his hair from the harsh chlorine and nature's elements...

Anyone know?

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 10:36am.

that is not Phelps' fault. Blame the media for that.

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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Submitted by Salem13 on August 15, 2008 - 12:33pm

No, you're not alone; he has a face like a jackal.

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

ha ha ha

coochie cooochie cooooooooooo

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

O Camon! When I turn fifty I want to celebrate it! It's not like she's done nothing with her life - like she's got nothing to show for it. Fuck off, Madonna - I, officially, hate you now. Really - what's the point of being Madonna if you're gonna be a big ol' baby about it?!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Ok, Selma Blair is FAR from fat but she has a VERY boyish body; wow. I'd be cranky too if I had no waist and no breasts.

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Phelps gots a goofy ass face for sure but that Katie Holems video is the shit!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

I find Margaret Cho to be a bit shrill in her comedy acts, but the preview of her reality show makes it look pretty damn good.

I don't think Phelps is good lookin, but I wouldn't call him a douche.....I am so excited for him.

Marla Maples......puh-leez bitch.

I hate the fucking Kardashians!

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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is

Am I the only one that thinks that Phelps douche is fuckin ugly?

I can't wait for Gwen to have her baby that shit looks uncomfortable.

Haha...that girl actually looks like Katie Holmes.

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Nice bod, shame about the face.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."