At Least She Had A Designated Driver
Police in Texas arrested 35-year-old Jennifer Lynn Rosenberg after they found out she made her 12-year-old daughter drive her to the bar. Too bad Jennifer doesn't live in Long Island. She would have succeeded White Oprah as their Mother of the Year.
The po-po pulled over a minivan for turning into a driveway without signaling. The minivan then bumped in a house. After they found out the driver was a 12-year-old girl, they asked her where her parents were. The girl admitted that she just dropped her mommy off at the bar.
Jennifer was immediately pulled away from her White Russian and arrested. She's still in jail on a $2,500 bond. Child Protective Services said they were "investigating" the matter. What's to investigate? The drunk bitch made her child drive her to the bar?! If that doesn't scream "don't pass go, don't collect your child," then I don't know what does.
This story reminded me of Holly Schnobrich who made news last year after she made her 5-year-old son drive her around because she was too cracked out on pills. When asked why she made him drive, she said, "He's a good driver."
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 11:20am.
I see no problem with this.
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Here's the problem.
That poor little girl is going to grow up to be a rescuer. She'll marry one loser after another in hopes of "saving" him and it will all be because her shikker of a mother made her drive her to the bar when she was 12.
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AND ANOTHER generation of Balthazzz nanny-wives is born! See how it all ties in?
always sunny - Josephine baker AND Heathers? Be still my heart!
OnT... this is fucked up, but not uncommon, unfortch.
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Submitted by Mawy on August 15, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I know. Have a baby, get all you want from the government. Have no kids and be a resposible, working citizen, and u get crapped on. stupid effing government.
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xactly -- and listen to all the morons go on and on about how "fulfilled" they are while junior is out tagging the gym lockers.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 15, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Please watch Idiocracy.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 11:20am.
I see no problem with this.
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Here's the problem.
That poor little girl is going to grow up to be a rescuer. She'll marry one loser after another in hopes of "saving" him and it will all be because her shikker of a mother made her drive her to the bar when she was 12.
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
& it will probably happen again when she gets off on some technicality & gets her driver -- oops, I mean daughter -- back ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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*** dropkicking Mrs. Kravitz ***
diving under Jim
(sorry Mrs. K, but hot dick trumps funny chick!)
Oh well; legal permit age in ND is 14....
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 2:17pm.
I know. Have a baby, get all you want from the government. Have no kids and be a resposible, working citizen, and u get crapped on. stupid effing government.
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*giving Leatherhette an atomic wedgie*
HI JIM!!!!!!
(call me)
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Then I wonder how many times did she do this before getting caught.
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Ugh, so true. :(
Why oh why do people like this always breed (and are usually prolific breeders)?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
My friend's baby-sitter would totally do the same thing when she was 12! She'd let us take the car as long as we picked her up at 3. When we were 15, we were no longer in need of a sitter, but she still needed that ride, so she would bribe us with a trunk full of beer. God, I was a stupid kid, but that bitch was way dumber!
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
I see no problem with this. The girl had eyes, hears, arms, and legs. Why can't she drive? It would have been unsafe if the mother had driven, because she was drunk. Was the little girl drunk or something too? 'Cause if so, she needs to be arrested. There are too many deaths in this nation due to drunk driving.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Why are the most undeserving the most fertile? Fuckin asshole.
you can't be a responsable parent and a responsable drunk at the same time , thats the way god balance this world ,you have to be fuck up somewhere
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by jim on August 15, 2008 - 2:17pm.
EVER HEARD OF A TAXI!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD!!
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you make my kitty tingle ;)~
What an 'effing' moron.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
by The C word on August 15, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I guess a call for a cab would of been to much hassle.
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Or a waste of valuable beer money!
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Then I wonder how many times did she do this before getting caught.
hey jim! Scream all you want at this loser!
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
My single-no-dependents taxpayer tax dolla at work.
Because you just know this grizzled cunt is in Section 8 Housing while my happy ass is penalized for not breeding. 7 billion humans is just NOT enough.
EVER HEARD OF A TAXI!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD!!
I can't fucking stand how many lousy excuses for parents there are.
This makes me so angry.....
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Hum, a page out of Lynn Spears' book!
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I guess a call for a cab would of been to much hassle.
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Or a waste of valuable beer money!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Stupid bitch.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
I guess a call for a cab would of been to much hassle.
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