Tommy Girl Got His Jeans Back
There is absolutely no way that Katie Holmes' pegged nightmare jeans belong to Tommy Girl. Katie could wear Tommy's jeans as capris, maybe. I don't know why she would want to wear his jeans. That shit is probably stained with John Travolta's peen snot.
These two harebrained aliens walked to their car in NYC today without a care in the world. It seems that Katie only smiles around Tommy Girl. It's not that she wants to. It's that she HAS to. It's in her contract. Right under the clause that states she must moisturize his chode with barley lotion every Sunday. Or maybe Katie has some sort of "make me smile" button on her palm. That's why he's always grabbing on to her like she's a 12" dildo.
Here's Stepford Katie, her owner and Suri in red bouncing around NYC this afternoon.
What was tommygirl thinking? Trying to make his robot bring back that 80's style rolled up pant look that all the junior high and high school kids wore. Moron.
Tropic Thunder was great for this guy!
Notice that Katie doesn't have blue nail polish on her thumb?! That's a scientology thing. They paint all their nails except the last thumb! Kirstie started to tell James Haven the reason, but he ran out of Cheese Doodles and Kirstie clammed up!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I bet you Suri Cruise tastes great in an orange sauce.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
I have to say they all actually look great! Suri just keeps getting more adorable every day.
Submitted by dulcecali on August 16, 2008 - 6:52am.
Leave Tom and Katie alone...They are just living their lives...who cares what religion they belong to?
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Scientology is NOT a religion. It's a gold-digging, lifes breaking, manipulative high profile criminal Cult, you Sciento nutjob.
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Raise against $cientology - August 16th - Worldwide Protest - Also in your city.
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And everyone knows the surest way to remain low-key, "just regular folk" going about their business is to dress the child in a fire-engine red dress that can be seen all the way to New Jersey.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
What is with Katie? That top looks like she pulled it from the bottom of the dirty clothes hamper. And that scarf looks like she yanked it off of a homeless person. WTH?
I effin HATE summer scarves, it makes people look like their head is floating above their body. Saw a girl wearing one at the bar and she looked special just like Katie.
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If hip hop didn't pay, I'd rap for free
Credit where credit is due: I like the fact that Tom smiles and waves for the cameras, then moves along. Old school Hollywood style.
With all the plastic surgery to remain 16 forever, plus the child-bearing hips - Tammy now looks like a middle-aged Lesbyterian!
Discuss!
there is no way suri turned 2 this past april
just saying.........
Look
If she really did wear his jeans
they'd end above mid calf
there is no way she'd have to roll them up
get it?
got it?
good!
Leave Tom and Katie alone...They are just living their lives...who cares what religion they belong to?
Ew I detect a slight bulge on the left side, he must get such a hard-on for a photo-op!
Your face!
But SURIously, doesn't Tommygirl look like he's saying F-you everytime he laughs. Creepy Hobbit.
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Life is not impossible to live.
Love is not implausable to give.
Life
Live it.
(It sure beats the alternative)!
Katie & Tom? I wish you all the best.
You rich, stupid, brainwashed, rich diptards!
Submitted by hopskip on August 15, 2008 - 9:47pm.
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No worries!! *cues theme song from The Twilight Zone, hides under couch*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 15, 2008 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by hopskip on August 15, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Your avie and your user name are freaking me out! I had a white cat named Hop Skip--- she was a little bit uncoordinated. YIKES!! Flashback.
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That is so weird! I'm sorry! Hop Skip was my nickname and the picture is of a random model.
Submitted by hopskip on August 15, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Your avie and your user name are freaking me out! I had a white cat named Hop Skip--- she was a little bit uncoordinated. YIKES!! Flashback.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
The shirt thing is weird...
One second it's tucked in, one second it's not. Must be Xenu.
Submitted by boomsy on August 15, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Sorry MK, but I am sick to death of these 2. No more please.
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Amen. I know MK is sick, but so am I. Of these two, that is.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Fred Flintstone, it really doesn't matter what size his dick is -- we all know he's the "woman."
Sorry MK, but I am sick to death of these 2. No more please.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
its a sweaty muggy hot fucky day and she has a damn scarf on I HATE THAT
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I love the fact that Suri is always wearing dresses and looks like little girls must look! It is classical, simple, comfy and fab. Yet so rare nowadays.
Gawd, I can't see when girls wear Dereon or just any stuff that makes them look like a little whore (like their mothers), or like a boys.
Although Katie can't dress herself, but Suri is always an eye candy!
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Aww... sweet Suri looks like a little poppy...!
Katie is wearing the best fitting jeans so far.
Despite all the harmony Tommygirl wants do sexay times with that poor stuffed sheep on the 6th thumbnail. I said "stuffed" he he heh he he (a-la Butt-head) It seems like Tommygirl has stuffed this sheep not once already... he he he heh
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Submitted by kiwikim on August 15, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Completely off topic-I've never liked Juicy-seemed like overpriced ghetto crap to me, but I like it even less since I found out yesterday it was owned by Liz Claiborne. Something about that makes me laugh. All these dumb bitches think they're getting a "hot" brand and they're wearing old fuddy duddy Liz Claiborne clothes.
lets see how many other fuddy duddy brands she owned.
Liz Claiborne subsidiaries.
With over 40 brands, flagships include Liz Claiborne, Mexx, Juicy Couture, Kate Spade and Lucky Brand Jeans.
Other brands include Axcess, Bora Bora, C & C California, City Unltd, Crazy Horse, Curve, Dana Buchman, Elisabeth, Ellen Tracy, Emma James, Enyce, First Issue, Intuitions, J.H. Collectibles, Kenzie, Kenziegirl, Laundry by Shelli Segal, Mac & Jac, Mambo, Marvella, Monet, Monet 2, Narciso Rodriguez, Prana, Realities, Sigrid Olsen, Soul, Spark, Stamp 10, Tapemeasure, Tint, Trifari, Villager, and Yzza.
Claiborne died on Tuesday June 26, 2007 at the age of 78.
Dam he is a little fucker! He is wearing high heels and she is going about as flat as you can go and still have shoes on - what the fuck is he like a "little person" or something. I heard he wears like a size 8 shoe - does that mean he also has a tiny dick?
Little Suri is a trip.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Submitted by Madam Pince on August 15, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Why do they dress this child like an ancient socialite? I'm thinking Brooke Astor, without the class and wit.
Cos it is a dress up troll till kate pops the newer version out.
Tommy Girl hasn't looked so good since Top Gun. You can't tell me his recent absence in the press wasnt due to some nip and tuck time.
As usual, Katie looks like she is 50 years old. I noticed she is wearing flats today. Lately she had on heels when she was solo.
Suri is very pretty, but that kid is pushing 3.5 years old or maybe she is the worlds tallest 2 year old toddler. Must be the barley water
how is katie inches taller than tommy, but her ass is closer to the ground than tommy's ass...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 6:24pm.
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MK might. I can see the blog post now.....*shudders*
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QueenCharisma:
Fine. I'll take your word for it. If I ask you to prove that, next I may have to ask all the sluts here to prove their panty pudding is in check!
And no one wants that job!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
What's with the snot-green fingernails?
Has she been visiting MK and helping him blow his nose?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She has major co-dependency issues with this nutorama scheme. I've heard of this happening a lot with captives. :(
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 5:32pm.
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Well, I don't have a big ass or hips so I'm good, lol.
I know what you mean though about some people not looking good in them - I've seen about 5 different heavier chicks rocking 'em lately and it's not a good sight. But, if you have that kind of confidence, I say go for it.
And how would I prove my skinny jeans make me look like I have a booty? LOL. Just take my word for it ;)
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Dear Katie:
Rent the movie 'Not Without My Daughter' featuring Sally Field, take notes, plot and plan, then escape.
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Would an Embassy be able to keep the Scienocrazies out?
And if I saw this tiny douche in the street, I think I'd have to yell, "There's the guy who's TOO OLD to be an action hero anymore!"
And is it my fevered imagination, or do they have the exact same hips?!
Suri is the cutest kid on the planet. Though her parents are creepy.
QueenCharisma:
Skinny jeans are quite prevalent here and I think I have seen one person that looked good in them.
They are not very forgiving, so if you have a big ass or hips or whatever, usually, they just don't work.
Booty?
Prove it!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Completely off topic-I've never liked Juicy-seemed like overpriced ghetto crap to me, but I like it even less since I found out yesterday it was owned by Liz Claiborne. Something about that makes me laugh. All these dumb bitches think they're getting a "hot" brand and they're wearing old fuddy duddy Liz Claiborne clothes.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 5:02pm.
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Not true - I look FAB in skinny jeans. They make me look like I actually have some booty.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 5:13pm.
kiwikim:
they're big here in Berlin, and they look good on some people, but every time I see them I think back to M.C. hammer and I throw up a little in my mouth!
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OK. Well I guess that's out then.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Dear Katie:
Rent the movie 'Not Without My Daughter' featuring Sally Field, take notes, plot and plan, then escape.
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Awww shit that's funny. My little brother and I watched this movie once. We'd imitate the muslim ladies saying "No. No telephone. No no." forever. That sentence is stuck in my brain for the rest of my life and I haven't seen the damn movie for 20 years. I can imagine Katie sitting with all her Scientology helpers and asking if she can use the phone and them freaking out. Notice how this bitch isn't ever walking around talking on her mobile telephone like the rest of the "stars". It's because Tommy girl doesn't let her have one!
Sexymixer81-I don't SERIOUSLY think Katie is a robot. But I think she has been a bit lobotomized by the breakdown of personality that cults like Scientology engage in. They erase personality and individuality.
@Kiwi,
Harem pants were ugly in the 80's. Time can't change everything....
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
It makes me uncomfortable to see the way he's got his hands on her. Ugh.
kiwikim:
they're big here in Berlin, and they look good on some people, but every time I see them I think back to M.C. hammer and I throw up a little in my mouth!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
@Viva,
I have seen the view so...Call me a Jellu$ Whore and slap my ass...
Really sad and pathetic. Now she is on remote control. Got an audience around, give them a show.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 5:02pm.
At best, you look like Mick Jagger.
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Anything that makes people look like MIck Jagger is a betrayal to mankind.
I think there are some people that look good in them, Aubrey Hepburn....she always had skinny pants on, but she wore them short-more like pedal pushers. Maybe it's the coming all the way down past the ankle-you're covering up the skinniest part of your body instead of highlighting them like pedal pushers do.
Seriously, how can Katie Holmes look fat-we know she isn't. I don't think the huge scarf helps this outfit either. I think the big scarf is there to help hide a baby bump. The leggings and big t-shirt yesterday-total preggers outfit.
What do you guys think of the dropped crotch/harem pants they're wearing in Europe? I like them with a short jacket and heels. I don't like the yoga bullshit they're pairing them with in Colorado. Sort of makes people look like they have a big kaka in their panties.