Tommy Girl Got His Jeans Back
There is absolutely no way that Katie Holmes' pegged nightmare jeans belong to Tommy Girl. Katie could wear Tommy's jeans as capris, maybe. I don't know why she would want to wear his jeans. That shit is probably stained with John Travolta's peen snot.
These two harebrained aliens walked to their car in NYC today without a care in the world. It seems that Katie only smiles around Tommy Girl. It's not that she wants to. It's that she HAS to. It's in her contract. Right under the clause that states she must moisturize his chode with barley lotion every Sunday. Or maybe Katie has some sort of "make me smile" button on her palm. That's why he's always grabbing on to her like she's a 12" dildo.
Here's Stepford Katie, her owner and Suri in red bouncing around NYC this afternoon.
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Talk about queefy...
la coocaracha> It's not as if she has a choice anymore. It's Scientology. She's stuck.
@Deb - Luckily, I have someone who actually cares for me as I am and I would rather be alone than just have someone for the sake of having someone. Puh-leeze. Pathetic much?
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Are you kidding me? You seriously believe people think she's really a robot? Come the fuck on.
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I really believe that people think she is a robot...in fact this is the only thing that I believe in. It's that serious to me.
LOL! Come the fuck on
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Whoever invented skinny jeans should be shot, THEN stabbed.
They don't flatter anybody or any body type.
At best, you look like Mick Jagger.
At worse, you look like a meth addict.
Which is basically the same thing.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Suri is seriously cute, but she's got little slant eyes like her dad Chris. I don't think I've ever seen her naked face next to Tom's naked face to compare. Tom wears glasses all the time. She doesn't have the eyes of either one of her "parents".
If the rumors are true I can see why Katie would stick up for Tom so ferociously. I mean it's pretty decent of a man to take another man's child and raise it as his own and not leave katie in the lurch. Of course, I guess it was supposed to help put the gay rumours to rest too. She was a good catholic girl and it couldn't have been too easy for her to think about being an unwed mom. Tom sort of rescued her or prayed on a vulnerable girl and brought her into Scientology, which is what the Scientologists tend to do...get you when you're down.
Skinny leg jeans make even Katie Holmes look fat, so I think they're making my gargantuan ass look huge and I'll stick to wide legged trousers.
She looks like a mormon mother with 12 kids-those hippppppooooo hips are huge, like how many babies has she pushed out, but I think it's because peg legged jeans make your hips looks like the biggest part of your body. Whereas wide legged jeans sort of balance out what's on top.
@Viva,
I know you can work your way thru this Katie think MK is currently wrapped up in! Just look at what you got a home and know that Katie ain't getting nothing that good...
8-)
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 15, 2008 - 1:43pm.
He sounds like a wonderful guy.
Ya'll do 3 ways?
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Key parties
wink, wink
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Be serious, baby girl. Was there ever any doubt that I would let you take mah man? I didn't think so.
Better luck next time, doll
There's plenty of fish in the sea, Jim is mine...wait, phone is ringing...ooops, ...my husband just called and said "Stop fucking around with your fake friends, get your fat ass over here and make my dinner!!!"
Gotta go. Bye y'all. Have a great weekend.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Be serious, baby girl. Was there ever any doubt that I would let you take mah man? I didn't think so.
Better luck next time, doll
There's plenty of fish in the sea, Jim is mine...wait, phone is ringing...ooops, ...my husband just called and said "Stop fucking around with your fake friends, get your fat ass over here and make my dinner!!!"
Gotta go. Bye y'all. Have a great weekend.
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He sounds like a wonderful guy.
Ya'll do 3 ways?
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Be serious, baby girl. Was there ever any doubt that I would let you take mah man? I didn't think so.
Better luck next time, doll
There's plenty of fish in the sea, Jim is mine...wait, phone is ringing...ooops, ...my husband just called and said "Stop fucking around with your fake friends, get your fat ass over here and make my dinner!!!"
Gotta go. Bye y'all. Have a great weekend.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Katie Holmes has transformed into Suzanne Plechette on the Bob Newhart Show.
Why do they dress this child like an ancient socialite? I'm thinking Brooke Astor, without the class and wit.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 15, 2008 - 4:28pm.
I get the feeling that Suri is a MAJOR spoiledm, whiny brat.
I just picture her growing up to be a pain-in-the-ass priviledged, spoiled, Xenu version of Parasite Hilton.
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I Agree!
Since shes so pretty everyone becomes endeared to her and excpect the best for her, but she will probably come to rely on her beauty and that not a good person makes. Hopefully they'll keep her grounded, if not...well have hell to pay!
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
His sunglasses are to small or to feminine for his face...nevermind
Submitted by jim on August 15, 2008 - 4:25pm.
MRS. KRAVITZ GETS THE MUSHROOM TIP...LA LA LA
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Heart, meet Break
:'(
Xenu Man finally COME and take Katie HOOOOOOME!
oh WOOOOAAAAA!
Like her nail polish, hate them.
jeez, I must be crazy but tommygirl is looking hot in the first pic, like TOPGUN prime hotness
I get the feeling that Suri is a MAJOR spoiledm, whiny brat.
I just picture her growing up to be a pain-in-the-ass priviledged, spoiled, Xenu version of Parasite Hilton.
I hope I'm wrong.
Submitted by jim on August 15, 2008 - 1:25pm.
MRS. KRAVITZ GETS THE MUSHROOM TIP...LA LA LA
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I feel like I just won a Gold Medal.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
urgh look at that tight handgrip. GROW AN IDENTITY KATIE.
Submitted by sexymixer81 on August 15, 2008 - 4:21pm.
OH GOD...PLEASE PEOPLE!!!
HERE ARE YOUR PICTURES OF SURI SMILING.
SHE JUST A KID FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.......
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Are you kidding me? You seriously believe people think she's really a robot? Come the fuck on.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
MRS. KRAVITZ GETS THE MUSHROOM TIP...LA LA LA
OH GOD...PLEASE PEOPLE!!!
HERE ARE YOUR PICTURES OF SURI SMILING.
SHE JUST A KID FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.......
http://soundoffcolumn.com/images/suri-cruise-waving-smiling.jpg
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/suri-cruise-with-katie-...
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_hTm6PSV-Z...
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Everyones always really hard on Katie, but ...at least she has someone who loves her....to...death! and wont EVER let her go. She wasnt tricked or dupped or mislead into anything, she loved him once, made some vows...and even if shes scared of him, not in love OR whatever...shd better stick to those vows no matter the consequences....and I like that she has so far, regardless of all the negative speculation about therie relationship!
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
Krobo: (laughlaugh) tell me that one again, the two alians did what?(Laughlaugh.)
(q,,p)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 4:09pm.
REFUSE TRANSMISSION! REFUSE TRANSMISSION! ABORT! DELETE!
I don't know if we did.... I think it's probably just because he lost weight and isn't wearing clothes 3 sizes too small anymore.
*Phew* Okay. *Dons tinfoil hat*
Yeah Tom-Tom lost some weight and he definitely has 'short-man' syndrome. Is it wrong that that cracks me up though?
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 15, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Here's a crazy kicker....Tom and Katie both listen to Suri's opinion on EVERYTHING. I read it somewhere so it MUST be true. pfft! :P
Nova, you're not far off the mark there. They treat her like a magic 8 ball... "One blink for yes" and "Two blinks for no" and a middle finger for "stop fucking with me you stupid zombie douchebags!"
Submitted by madam s. on August 15, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Mrs. K.,
It always cracks me up when you get enraged by the color teal/aqua. xo
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Teal is the scourge of the working man, the drinking man, the burning man, of every man.
what can I say? I need therapy.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
dude. tommys shins must be hella long because homeboys thighs are like 12 " long. look where his knee caps stretch out his jeans. like we don't know he's wearing 6" lifts.
I hate this obsequious cumbucket and his contracted robowife. If he wasn't too busy being such a "swell guy" trying to save America maybe he'd realize everyone hates his fucking ass and his tired, 90's wardrobe. No one has any interest in you or Joey Potter besides which matronly look you will choose for her next. Go away, cunts.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
somebody found a new victim
There is no way that child is 2.5 yrs old.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
why is he always smiling like a fucking loon?
he has the worst fake forced smile i've ever seen, uGH
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L. Ron's host body is so cute!!
Does Suri ever smile?
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
That alien baby NEVER smiles man!!! IT NEVER SMILES!!! maybe they haven't programmed the smile into it yet..and where are their other kids...the Salt and Pepper...in a warehouse ready for the next movie publicity whoring?
and don't get all pissy for me calling their adopted alien as salt and pepper...COS THEY ARE!!!!
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Why be difficult when you can master the impossible!
I like her nail polish :)
It's bothers the hell out of me that Tommy alwyas has Katie in some type of death grip hand holding...as if she is going to escape or something. One day they're going to step out of their SUV and he will have K. in a full on headlock.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
aw that last picture's so cute, and I mean Suri of course.:)
beautiful little girl. God bless her:)
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
I wish he wouldn't tuck in his jeans, but I assume he's a total Tucker.. Major Tucker.. *hands tape to tommy*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
How come I never see these people in New York?
tom has little man syndrome. i dated a guy like that once. always gripping your arm like you might run away and walking with the purposeful "i'm a big boy" stride. < what do you want to bet he makes katie wears those jeans to "think of him" when he's not there to drag her around on her leash?
Here's a crazy kicker....Tom and Katie both listen to Suri's opinion on EVERYTHING. I read it somewhere so it MUST be true. pfft! :P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 4:05pm.
UH-OH, LCT [happy Friday to ya btw]...did we just get sucked into the tractor beam of scifientology? Do *WE* need an intervention?! Shit. I'm skeered now.
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REFUSE TRANSMISSION! REFUSE TRANSMISSION! ABORT! DELETE!
I don't know if we did.... I think it's probably just because he lost weight and isn't wearing clothes 3 sizes too small anymore.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
The C Word: You Effing Rock!
Thanks for thinking of sharing the link with me.
I missed the show in PA and when I read that it was at the MOMA in SF, I checked out their site and I read about it.
http://www.sfmoma.org/exhibitions/exhib_detail.asp?id=310
Thank you! You rock in my book!
I see he's lost a bit of his back fat...and front fat too.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Dear Katie:
Rent the movie 'Not Without My Daughter' featuring Sally Field, take notes, plot and plan, then escape.
I am trying to help you, slut!
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Good afternoon my slutz
Oklahoma
Call me when you get off if you can