Friday, August 15th 2008
John Mayer Is Shy
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he's been doing. I mean, he's just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL). Yeah, it's probably the latter.
Here's John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the "Jacko-look." He's never looked sexier.
asshole
That sweatshirt would look good on an 8 year old kid. He is crafty at dating high profile ladies to keep his talentless ass in the press.
Meh, John Mayer seemed like a fucking cad anyway.
What Jennifer Aniston needs is to have angry sex. She keeps meeting shitty guys anyway, might as well use their asses.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Yeah, great John, whatever. You suck. Where's Jennifer Aniston, she was the only interesting thing about you lately, I hope you didn't give her the herpes, you bastard.
john mayer, what a mouth-breather!
Assbag. I'm going to start using that one now.
John Mayer is shy like I used to be shy when I'd jump up on stage and shake my booty at my favorite gay nightclub in DC.
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He's officially annoying.
No surprise that his relationship with Jen didn't last. She's needy and he's an assbag with a roving eye.
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
Biggest.
Douche.
Of.
All.
Time.
I can hardly wait for the karmic wheel to have its turn on JM.
Keep fucking around John...that way when the right "would be future wife" comes along, she won't give you the time of day.
No way, could he really be upset. I thought he was just a slut.
He needs to cover his face, he should wear that hoodie when hes performing, that way we can't see his horrible faces....
What a douchey starfucker. I knew he was a starfucker but I didn't realize how elaborate he would be with the charade. I'm pretty sure that he has no stylist and so you are witnessing two hoodies that John Mayer picked out for the special occasion of pretending to want privacy after getting dumped by MANiston. BOO HOO I'm gonna pick up my guitar and write a song about the pain I feel. The single will drop by this November.
I also want the hoodie! With CB in it would be nice.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Zomay, I was yelling at my brother the other day and screamed Fuckery into the conv, he was like "uh what?" & I had to explain it. He's using it all the time now.
I should tell him about boot moves.
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Dick happens! - MK
Is it bad that I want that Batman sweater? I think so.
Are these twits not aware they're only attracting more attention to themselves by dressing like that?
You don't (usually) see hooded men waltzing around with their faces covered unless you know they're trouble, or really really fucked up.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Those bat ears are not the good kind for women to grab a hold of ya know?!?!?!?
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Ah...colonic - there's a new word for him!
I do love his hoodie, tho:) (see? nice things:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
HI ANGEL!!!
(big ol' Texas hug for you)
John Mayer is a two-legged colonic...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
MK is not too sick to provoke. John Mayer is shy my ass. What a conniving, self promoting shit ball. He is a male Vadge, though less manly.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 15, 2008 - 11:48pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 15, 2008 - 11:42pm.
mY niece has something like thatt, but in care Bear style.
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Dear Mr. Presiddnet...
Never minnd. I
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I have to say: This is definitely what proved it for me;p
(hey TV, Deb, Deb:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 12:23am.
IG!
You rascal. Have you been hitting the margs this evening??
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Yes!!! And i have the hiccups to prove it.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
IG!
You rascal. Have you been hitting the margs this evening???
**hic** John Mayer should scare those Hiccups away for a decade. Just stare at your screen with your head upside down...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by Deb on August 16, 2008 - 12:20am.
It can never be overstated what a douche he is.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Night, Mr. Pred.
PS I have the hiccups. Its not prety.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Since there are 200+ posts, this may have been said already, but if one REALLY doesn't want to be noticed, these get-ups only draw attention.
God, I can't stand this douchebag.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
MK is going to be better. I emailed him a recipe for a good old southern hot toddie!
Hot toddies cannot help John Mayer out of his Turd Pocket.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 16, 2008 - 12:15am.
Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
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And my step-dad was a cross between Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. He was also a funny guy:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
ok, goodnite for real this time. i mean it for sure. nite tv, psl, angel , ig, , etc.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on August 16, 2008 - 12:12am.
I think he's still sick because he only visits proctologists. He still has the cold, but the rectal callouses have never been better.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Gnite boozehounds:)
PS. My auntie's a ginge - she's pretty hot. She and my uncle started dating when they were 13 and now their in their 50s with 2 kids older than they were when they got together. I call them "the Heart Family".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
mk is sick? yikes. get well there and rest up my friend.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 16, 2008 - 12:13am.
I'm the idiot, I'm one of 3 people who even remember that show.
Nite, Mr. Pres
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
harlan williams? would you think i was an idiot if i told you i hav eno idea who that is? ok, i am one, but i try to hideit. i should go to sleep now.
don't drink and post!!! bye for real this time.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ack! Eye herpes! You know that's why MK's always sick...from looking up that shit 24/7...baaaaad energy, dou*ahem* dudes.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 16, 2008 - 12:08am.
Much better than the pic you had up of Harlan Williams, lead actor in Yes, Dear.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
He really does look like some epic villain in that last thumb. I cannot believe that girlies fall for him. If anything, I thought he and Jen were well matched for blandness alone.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 16, 2008 - 12:04am.
Hayley is super hot, Mister Prez.
I've been telling all my friends about her - they are appropriately impressed:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a
great news!!!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
pleased to see you psl ,angel,ig.
any girl who swoons for mayer is not worth th etime of day. not even worth the time of night.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ginges RWAK!! Sorry, but I have a gingeb thing.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Hayley is super hot, Mister Prez.
I've been telling all my friends about her - they are appropriately impressed:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
hahahhha- instead of "dude", slip a douche in there.....see how it goes.
Hi Mr President!
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
mayer should never be allowed to breed ever.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
hayley is a hot ginge for sure. angel you agree right?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Islandgirl! et bitchez!
I wonder if men can start using 'douche' the way women use 'bitch'. You know..."that's right, I'm a pussy cleaner - I'm a douche!" and then they can greet each other: Hey Douche!...It's the Doucheman!...
with pride:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
ig: thanks. hayley wiliams . love that babe. yeah.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr. Presi, hwoo is that hoy ginge in your avie?
PS
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
looong day tomorow if i dont sleep. l8trz. should have stayed here with you guys tomight instead of staying out.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."