Friday, August 15th 2008
John Mayer Is Shy
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he's been doing. I mean, he's just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL). Yeah, it's probably the latter.
Here's John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the "Jacko-look." He's never looked sexier.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
new word for the day, skunkbeer residue, ie; mayer
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Angel_i!!!
That is all.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
angel, of course it did. It always does!
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Hey! look at the BBW with a tramp stamp. She doesn't look like she wants to lose weight!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
LOL! I luvs it. The John Mayer/douche discussion started so many hours ago!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
John mayer, when did he join the PLo?
love you Hayley.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 15, 2008 - 11:42pm.
mY niece has something like thatt, but in care Bear style.
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Dear Mr. Presiddnet...
Never minnd. I
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
mY niece has something like thatt, but in care Bear style.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
IT makes me wish he would fall down or something since it looks like he can barely see. He must be embarrassed, the douchebag.
Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 10:47pm.
You know what, maybe I'm tired of calling John Mayer a 'douche'.
Can I call him a QUEEF instead?? I think 'queef' is suitable also...
lol! Yolie, not to get too topical but I think only females can queef but I could certainly be wrong so I'd be more than gladly challenged by anyone who says a male can queef. I'll probably regret this. ;p
You know what, maybe I'm tired of calling John Mayer a 'douche'.
Can I call him a QUEEF instead?? I think 'queef' is suitable also...
Love it! Let's use Queef instead! I was laughing at all you guys who commented about my douche comment. My husband just said he loves douche too. Maybe that is why I'm sick of it!
Submitted by Manimal5 on August 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
If John Mayer is the epitome of douche couldn't we just substitute "Mayer" for douche.
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No, because his brother Oscar is the epitome of weiners. Too confusing.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 15, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Hahaha. You always find the craziest shit.
If John Mayer is the epitome of douche couldn't we just substitute "Mayer" for douche.
Look at that idiot in the Batman hoodie, he is such a 'Mayer'. Not really, OK.
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Submitted by dementa on August 16, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Well said! Truer words have never been spoken here.
Since so many people are tired off "Douche", I'll call him a BUCKLEY since so many peeps haven't heard of that...
Yes Tigerlily,
Only the douchiest of douches are able to take the douche cake...I'm hungry now.
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This douche takes the douche cake...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The more I look at these pictures, the better he looks. I know I've weighed in on JohnMayerJingleHeimerDOUCH already tonight, but he's still an arsewipe.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
didn't know he could look any more sleazy....he's someone that thinks he's funnier/smarter than he actually is
Cancel all bat signals. Something douchie has arrived and wearing a hoodie no less.
Oh the shame.
:P
I lift my pimp cup to all you dlisted hobags still holding out in the madness of it all. Yes. I Do.
Submitted by dementa on August 15, 2008 - 8:45pm.
luckycharms, well let's see...
1. Boring--just like most of us
2. Unattractive facially (gigantic chin)--since when does someones given features justify kindergarten-like bullying?
3. Boring--see#1
4. Dying career--um, she's not acedemy award material, but she probably has several more nickels to rub together than you do.
5. Went charging after an A-list career based on a marriage to an A-lister. Kind of like K-fed.--She was an A-Lister long before she married him.
6. Clingy--Based on what? I have seen no clingy behavior to her.
7. Whiny (wah wah my ex is so insensitive)--With damn good reason.
8. Boring--see#1
9. Has no talent at all--I dispute that. She obviously has some talent people feel they want to watch if she had such an extremely successful sitcom and somewhat successful movies.
10. Has been playing the same character for fifteen years--I have to agree with you there.
11. Stuck in fashion rut since end of friends (usually means trying to hold onto glory days, like Britney's long blonde "hair").--Have to agree with you there.
12. Boring--see#1
13. Fucked John Mayer, who voluntarily fucked Jessica Simpson--She's just playing the field
14. Gets involved in "goddess circles" and isn't joking--Never saw it; doesn't sound great
15. Thinks she's hot enough that playboys would wanna settle down with her--Never heard that.
16. Boring--see#1
17. Dates/marries mansluts and then is oh so wounded when they dump her flat ass.--No evidence of that.
18. Is entirely colorless. Bland clothes, skin, hair, everything.--have to somewhat agree.
19. "Derailed"--ok
20. "Rumor Has It"--somewhat ok
And beleive it or not, I'm not an Anniston fan. But she is getting a nasty rap, that I will agree with.
by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Michael K, my mom reads your blog from time to time and she was asking me what douche means. I tried to explain it to her and she searched online and got the idea. Anyways now she calls me and says things like, 'Good God I had to deal with 3 douches today'.
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I think I ♥ your mom
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Thanks Mrs. Kravitz. You and and all Dlisters have a great weekend. See you later.
luckycharms, well let's see...
1. Boring
2. Unattractive facially (gigantic chin)
3. Boring
4. Dying career
5. Went charging after an A-list career based on a marriage to an A-lister. Kind of like K-fed.
6. Clingy
7. Whiny (wah wah my ex is so insensitive)
8. Boring
9. Has no talent at all
10. Has been playing the same character for fifteen years
11. Stuck in fashion rut since end of friends (usually means trying to hold onto glory days, like Britney's long blonde "hair").
12. Boring
13. Fucked John Mayer, who voluntarily fucked Jessica Simpson
14. Gets involved in "goddess circles" and isn't joking
15. Thinks she's hot enough that playboys would wanna settle down with her
16. Boring
17. Dates/marries mansluts and then is oh so wounded when they dump her flat ass.
18. Is entirely colorless. Bland clothes, skin, hair, everything.
19. "Derailed"
20. "Rumor Has It"
Seriously, why do people automatically give a free pass to somebody just because her ass got dumped? Everybody in Hollywood has been dumped many times because they all play musical beds, but she's the only one whose entire PR world revolves around it. And for some reason she's the only one who has a "nice girl" reputation entirely based on that.
islandgirl, you don't think Mayer's becoming a Scientologist, do you? I thought he couldn't get any douchier!
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 15, 2008 - 8:33pm.
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In the immortal words of Popeye, I yam what I yam!! Islandgirl, that is.
What was the topic again?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
@IG.. are you IG on MS also? I forgot to ask.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bvgv3g__Y&feature=related
Submitted by islandgirl on August 15, 2008 - 8:25pm.
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I don't have my own page but I'm registered as Jo-Anne just to perv on other people's pages hee hee; Thank you, I can't wait to check out your work!!
I bet it's happy hour in San Diego ;)
On topic: I got nutin'
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-bvgv3g__Y&feature=related
On a serious note, what the hell is wrong with Jennifer Anniston. Well, nothing. She seems like a normal gal to me. I would be pissed as hell to if my husband just dumped me for a joke like Angelina Jolie. Even though they may have been having some problems, a lot of marriages do, he was still a very well married man habitating with wife. Of course they were screwing while he was still living with his wife. Angelina is such a lying whore.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 15, 2008 - 8:21pm.
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Thank heavens, I thought I lost a day! *mops feverish brow in relief*
And no, I haven't. And YES, like you even have to ask! Who are you on there?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Someone take this bastard out.
Rush Limbaugh: "Edwards might be attracted to a woman whose mouth did something other than talk"
http://mediamatters.org/items/200808120009
@IG.. hahaha yes it's Friday night Luv. Did you get your artwork out of customs yet? Oh and by the way, would you add me to you MS page so I can look at it??
On topic: I'd like one of those hoodies for my 5 year old nephew.
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I'm sure his batman under-roos make this ensemble SEXAY, but what really makes him HWAT is that he soooooooooooooo does not want to be photographed, so much so, that after tabloid stories about him breaking up with Jennifer Anniston (the break up gal), he goes out looking like a ghetto version of one of Michael Jackson's kids on Halloween (and probably fixed on doin' some hood rat stuff latah on...), cuz that shit ain't gonna garner the attention he sooooo does not want...
Douche! No! Let's be clear...Douche toilet waste! A'ight?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JOE!!! ♥♥ I'm holding a bedside vigil for my poor liver as we speak, with candles and everything. It is Friday, right? RIGHT?? Please say yes... :o)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 15, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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HAHAHAHA IG! I read about your poor liver in a jar beside your bed, hee hee.
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 15, 2008 - 7:36pm.
That sweatshirt is cute, but why is he dressed this warm in the middle of summer? I've noticed others walking around bundled up when it is hot as hell outside. Druggies and alchos get the shivers when their bodies lose the ability to regulate temprature.
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I noticed that too! *shakes uncontrollably*
I KID!!! :-)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
JA fucked and sucked that retard? I would be embarrassed if I were her...
AHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, seriously?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Crying over Jen? More like breathing a sigh of relief.
OMG, I thought it was Karl Childers in a hoodie!
Bye Hawt Sluts...I'm finally off work and out of here!!!!
Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Highney HO!!!!!!!
Have a wonderful weekend all! Smooches!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
That sweatshirt is cute, but why is he dressed this warm in the middle of summer? I've noticed others walking around bundled up when it is hot as hell outside. Druggies and alchos get the shivers when their bodies lose the ability to regulate temprature.
Two words... douche bag.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 15, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL).
Just when you think you've seen everything.
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You should know by now not to click on those links. LOL
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 15, 2008 - 11:59pm.
DAE
how many times have I asked you NOT to post the pic of me in the shower??
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*blinks* you honesatly think I have enough attention span to ---
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
I want that Batman hoodie so hard!!
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Michael K, my mom reads your blog from time to time and she was asking me what douche means. I tried to explain it to her and she searched online and got the idea. Anyways now she calls me and says things like, 'Good God I had to deal with 3 douches today'.
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I think I ♥ your mom
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
John La Douche Mayer is a............well.............a douche!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 2:15pm.
Douche is the most overused word of 2008.
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And yet, I ♥ it.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
AAAAAH yes thank you so much, I used to LOOVE that song. Have a good one sugarbunz
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Viva.. My Band (Eminem D12) Loves you.. Have a good weekend.. My Salsa..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa