Friday, August 15th 2008
John Mayer Is Shy
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he's been doing. I mean, he's just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL). Yeah, it's probably the latter.
Here's John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the "Jacko-look." He's never looked sexier.
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Okie, be creative! remember that pic next time you want pizza.
"gagging."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
CthHoff. Damn it..He apparently isn't posting the right kind of pictures for my diet. *frowns* This is NOT working for me.. ho hum...lol.
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Okie - bend over baby, we gotta make this fast!
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Okie
Mk posts the pics like the herpes in the eye to keep us on our diets. I personally won't be eating again for a week or so..
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Viva.. hi! Just in for like 10 seconds. Window shopping.
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 15, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I wish I could, I have had it for like 10 yrs tho
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Herpes in the eyes is the least of his worries. This guy is a petri dish crawling with STDs.
CthHoff.. LMAO! Nah, I don't think its a good time.
I just can't get over that herpes pic. How th fuck did that happen. Jizz in the eye mishap? eeek!!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
DAE
how many times have I asked you NOT to post the pic of me in the shower??
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Soooo...
this isn't a good time to mention I have a Spongebob Squarepants hoodie?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Well FM...your more than half way through...then YAY!!!!!! :D Hugs to you for coping...its hard, i know!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 15, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by madam s. on August 15, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I disagree on the sweatshirt... I have a hoodie with mouse ears on the hood, 3 mice in shades on it and it says "Mice Mice Baby" I rock the fuck out of that!
LMAO...Please tell me where I may purchase one of these awesome hoodies?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
@Nova: Yeah, he's in teh Mareeeenz. He's over there for 14 months... fortunately, he's a computer man and not a grunt. So he's very rarely outside a base. He gets home in a little over six months so I will be happy. :)
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Hi5.
Ok, so I typed min the word 'douche', just for fun & found this:(NSFW/funny)
http://people.zoy.org/~sam/douche.gif
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 3:43pm.
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Awww FM...so he's a military man? Been there...and its not an easy thing to cope with. Atleast it wasnt for me. The 7 months away 7 months here was a bitch. My current hubby did his time in the Air Force and now we are happily settled with our adorable fraternal twin boys who are 3-1/2. We're doing pretty darn good if i do say so myself. :D
ON TOPIC:
I am sooooooooo done giving this dumb manwhore the time of day.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
He looks like the kind of fellow who would tell you to your face about how global warming is killing our environment and how meat is murder and wears a Che Guevara shirt but then when you drive his drunk a$$ home from a party you have to work out the quirks in the clutch of his smog belching VW bus and his refrigerator is full of frozen White Castles and he has so many bags from Hot Topic that he lines his wastebaskets with them.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
He's a total asshole, but I heart that hoodie.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 6:22pm.
If you piss yourself, that totally defeats the purpose of the coochie air-out!
Moist towlettes do it best!
Sorry TB, uh...what? I was mid-changing my adult diaper when you rang. ;)
People who type in all caps don't anger me...I just pity them.
-And, I guess we have to find a new terminology for the word "Douche"...
I'll give it a go [and feel free to expound or correct me]:
Douche:
Pronunciation:
ˈdüsh
1 a: a jet or current of liquid (as a cleansing solution) directed against or into a bodily part or cavity (as the vagina) b: an act of cleansing with a douche
2: a device for giving douches
3: British : an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness
4: (my own low rent version) a stupid fucktarded, worthless piece of shit crappola, cock-sucking [not that there's anything wrong with that if you be in love and shit], pansy assed, panty waist, pussy footin, bull shittin', tard glammin', twat faced, mindless mutha fucka without a care in the world for anyone but him/her self.
More etymology to play with...
http://www.etymonline.com/
I think I just ranted.
Sorry but sometimes a girl gotta rant.
Edit: also urine is sterile. It's actually VERY good if you urinate after ANY sexual activity.
Great...next thing I know you all are going to start calling me Doctor Ruth. lol
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 15, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 15, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 15, 2008 - 6:03pm
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6'5"??? Colour me JELLIS! He sounds *gorgeous*
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TOTALLY. In fact...he's looks like a blond-ish Orlando Bloom. Only super duper tall. The first thing i said to him when i met him was "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Orlando Bloom?" He was like..."who's that?" lol. yeah...he's a doll and a genius at playing the piano!! *sighs* Thanks. :D
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Lucky slut! The only thing mine is good at is shooting a gun and getting himself stuck in teh Irakz.
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Hi5.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 15, 2008 - 11:36pm.
dreamy - CA's melons look divine in that pic!
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They do. They actual look natural in the pic! lol ;0)
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
I agree...GET OVER YOURSELF JOHN "DOUCHENOZZLEFARFEGNEUGIN" MAYER!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
thumbnail 4,5 and 6 are mayer's best looks...i can see part of face in other thumbnails...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 15, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 15, 2008 - 6:03pm
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6'5"??? Colour me JELLIS! He sounds *gorgeous*
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TOTALLY. In fact...he's looks like a blond-ish Orlando Bloom. Only super duper tall. The first thing i said to him when i met him was "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Orlando Bloom?" He was like..."who's that?" lol. yeah...he's a doll and a genius at playing the piano!! *sighs* Thanks. :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
dreamy - CA's melons look divine in that pic!
Um, John Mayer is hella boring to me. He can fuck all the lovelorn starlets in the world and would still not give a fuck about him, so he needs to get over himself
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
That douche should cover his face every day. Too bad he can't permanently cover his mouth so I never have to hear any of his sniveling songs again.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
EFF, TUCKER.
Oh hello. What's this about Tupperware? That stuff saved my life last year during school.
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Hi5.
Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Can you please turn your caps lock off?
Thank you.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 6:23pm.
DONT WORRY I DONT TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT...
THIS IS AN OPEN FORUM... FOR EVERYONE TO SPEAK THEIR MINDS...
THEREFORE I DONT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN OR CAN NOT SAY.
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http://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
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Whether or not you take offense to it is irrelevant. MK works hard for his revenue, so you need to start ringing doorbells, or whatever it is you do.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 15, 2008 - 6:04pm.
DOUCHE BAD!DOUCHE BAD!DOUCHE BAD!DOUCHE BAD!
You have learned well. And your avatar makes me randy.
I want one of those douchey hoody-shirts too. I said WANT not CAN AFFORD. ;p
DONT WORRY I DONT TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT...
THIS IS AN OPEN FORUM... FOR EVERYONE TO SPEAK THEIR MINDS...
THEREFORE I DONT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN OR CAN NOT SAY.
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http://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
Submitted by . on August 16, 2008 - 12:19am.
If you piss yourself, that totally defeats the purpose of the coochie air-out!
Moist towlettes do it best!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 15, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by madam s. on August 15, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I disagree on the sweatshirt... I have a hoodie with mouse ears on the hood, 3 mice in shades on it and it says "Mice Mice Baby" I rock the fuck out of that!
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That's adorable, Viva. I love sweaters with ears, but I look like I'm twelve, regardless, so I try to dress like a crone to balance things out.
OT: John Mayer... Douche...
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
xxyxz - do you have an acct in the forums?
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
This guy is such a piece of shit. He whines about in his cheesy as fuck songs, about how the world is fucked up, and the need for change and all this nonsense. Yet, in his personal life he is such a cad, boring, self righteous mother fucker. Since he is not big in Europe or elsewhere in the world, hopefully here in the states people stop supporting this fake sensitive rocker crap. Not for nothing, but fucking bless people like Madonna, she sung about sex, and other things that were REAL in her personal life. Not just some asshole singing about what he thinks bitches will cream their panties over and line his pockets with.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I can't even keep up with any of you hos. Damnit! You all have me laughing so hard I'm a cryin'. and...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 6:03pm.
You heard it here first, sluts...
AIR OUT YA SNATCH!
That's a public service message if ever I heard one!
AIR OUT YA SNATCH!
lmao
*tries to keep from pissing self laughing*
The double edges of fame whoring.
He gets what his doucheamaniacal self deserves.
And by all means dress as obnoxiously as possible to evade the media.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by madam s. on August 15, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I disagree on the sweatshirt... I have a hoodie with mouse ears on the hood, 3 mice in shades on it and it says "Mice Mice Baby" I rock the fuck out of that!
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
I'm sorry but no GROWN ASS MAN should be wearing shit like that.
That jacket screams douche if anything ever did!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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There's enough plastic on this site as it is. Please go hawk your tupperware shit somewhere else.
Thanks.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL).
Just when you think you've seen everything.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
I LOVE HIS SWEATER... THAT IS SO SUPER CUTE! I WANT ONE!
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http://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
And Jennfer Aniston was actually in love with this idiot (citiot if you live in the city)?
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Ok, seriously, I just got done eating fried shrimp and I hop back on here and you bitches are talking about douches, panty pudding, and what not?! (*see last post*) WTF? Let my food settle first, jeez!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
joe shmoe:
Sade is my absolute favorite singer!
If you sluts have not seen her live, then you are missing out!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 15, 2008 - 6:03pm
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6'5"??? Colour me JELLIS! He sounds *gorgeous*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eTOnNBwYU&feature=related
I'm doing good:)
If he stopped acting the fool when cameras are around and screwing every Hollywood bimbo that looks his way, the paparazzi would never bother him.
And no one over 7 years old should wear that sweatshirt.
hi xx, I hardly recognized you
how have you been?
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
Viva !!
Nice to see you
I think John Mayers panties must be in a bunch lately. Dooosh
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