Friday, August 15th 2008
John Mayer Is Shy
For the past couple of days, John Mayer has been covering up his douche mug from the paparazzi in NYC. John is usually so fucking chatty with those bitches.
His eyes are probably red shot from all the crying he's been doing. I mean, he's just lost the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. Or maybe he has herpes in the eyes (NSFL). Yeah, it's probably the latter.
Here's John looking like a Batman fangirl today, and looking like Jacko yesterday. He should keep the "Jacko-look." He's never looked sexier.
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Ughhhhhhh, he makes me sick.
Douchetacular!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 2:26pm.
HA...i thought you wrote "douche butter"
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Douche is the most overused word of 2008.
Yolie, you just haven't learned the shhh "word game" from Sesame Street.
Douche...shh...bag
Douche...shh...tard
Douche...shh...face
Douche...shh...munch
I won't regale you of any more douchey terms or otherwise my posts will require an "R" rating. ;p
That eye herpes is going to haunt my dreams.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 5:56pm.
John Mayer is a walking labia.
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That is an insult to vagina-owners everywhere. I think he's more like a walking scrotum or taint.
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Hi5.
I just want to box him in the Batears!!!!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
DOUCHE-MAN
I wonder what stupid ho will fall for this douche next...
Hahahaha I love how the word 'douche' is in the majority of these posts.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Aside from Summer's Eve commentary, I have never used to word 'douche' in the way it is pertaining to Mayer, but it FITS him to a fuckin' T.
And Fatmartha, you are welcome, slut!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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We should make people change from saying "douche" to saying... hm.... "'roid cream!"
"God, that guy is such a roid cream."
Nah, I like douche better.
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Hi5.
John Mayer is a walking labia.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Sometimes douche is the only word that fits. And I think it's been in vogue since at least 2005, peaking early this year.
Back to the douche at hand, I bet she scratched and/or punched his face...
Oh, I don't care that "douche" is overused. I say it all the time both on here and in RL. It just rolls off the tongue so nicely.
Dooooooouche. Ahh, nice. <3
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Douche!
*giggles to self*
*had to say douche*
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
He's a roue, and obviously so. Poor, dumb Jennifer. Even John Mayer cheating on you? You REALLY have my sympathy now, girl.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
What a massengil!!!!!!!!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
You know what....i seriously think Jen dumped his stupid DOUCHEY arsehole. His behavior is just too strange to merit anything else.
Personally i think the guy is ugly in face and character.
I dont care how much DOUCHE is overused...it suits this guy to a T
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I have heard 'douche' being used for at least 5 years now.
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If douche is over used, we can always call him STOOGE.
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Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Douche is the most overused word of 2008.
Haha, gotta agree with you on that one. It was used by about 8 different people in this thread already. What douches. (KIDDING, I love you all.)
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Little kids can get away with wearing superhero sweaters.
On John Mayer it just looks like a sign that screams "Looka me, I'm a she-male."
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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Not gonna lie. I really want that Batman sweatshirt.
@TheBreakdown: Fanks for the anniversary congrats in the other thread, haha. I lurrrve it here! ^^
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I wonder if he wears footie pyjamas too? Again, arsewipe.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
What an asswipe
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Douche is the most overused word of 2008.
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Someone ALWAYS says that on John Mayer threads.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Michael K, my mom reads your blog from time to time and she was asking me what douche means. I tried to explain it to her and she searched online and got the idea. Anyways now she calls me and says things like, 'Good God I had to deal with 3 douches today'. If you heard how she said this you would crack up.
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WTF?
As if he is so famous he has to walk around looking like that?
Maniston's pussy just ain't that powerful!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Douche is the most overused word of 2008.
Slap the Batman shit outta him for that stupid shit he's wearing.
FYI Michael if you can get the video clip of Wendy Williams talking about Jennifer Aniston getting dumped by Mayer yesterday on the show it will make a sick blogger smile I promise! Its hilarious.
Douche got yer tongue??
What an arsewipe. Seriously, who gives a shit?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
what is this douchebaggery?
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I love that he ditched Desperate Aniston though.
chicken cutlets is talking chicken shit about Gaykens baby!! dkafjdlkfj
*Emily*
Bat-douche
What the douchenozzle is wrong with that man-whoooore???
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Douchetastic
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