Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Birthday Sluts

John Stamos (45)
Romeo (19)
Erika Christensen (26)
Jennifer Morrison (29)
Stephen Carr (32)
Tracie Thoms (33)
Fat Joe (38)
Matthew Perry (39)
Nate Dogg (39)
LeAnn Womack (42)
Kevin Dillon (43)
Kyra Sedgwick (43)
Adam Arkin (52)
Peter Gallagher (53)
Jonathan Frakes (56)
Tipper Gore (60)
Gerald McRaney (60)
Bill Clinton (62)
Jill St. John (68)

Posted by: Michael K
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gdubs's picture
Submitted by gdubs on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 7:04pm.

erika christensen is still notable enough to be on a celeb blog site?
i think she should always be referred to my fave name for her: Bootleg Julia Stiles.

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 2:40pm.

Happy Birthday Uncle Jesse!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 1:41pm.

Holy Mullet Hair Batman!
Have Mercy....

Happy Birfday to a giant slut, John Stamos.

HAPPY BIRFDAY SLICK WILLY!!!!!
LOVED BILL CLINTON AS PREZ!!!!

What a good list today.
Happy Birfday to all these sluts.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by Reese2029 on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 1:33pm.

Happy Birthday, John Stamos. Even with the Uncle Jesse hair, he's hot. Esp. now. Can't believe that Rebecca left him for the fat kid in Stand By Me.

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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:39am.

Happy Barfday Tipper Gore! I hope you have a big party with a lot of people coming to your HUGE house lightened like a xmas tree in big SUVs. Yeah, making the planet big. My ass
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:36am.

Happy Birthday Nate Dogg! I wish you well.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:31am.

John Stamos is my second favorite Full House character next to Danny Tanner's car, Bullet/Walter.

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Submitted by peaches on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:06am.

Drinksonme:
Hmm..stamos and aniston, that might be cute!
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peaches's picture
Submitted by peaches on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:06am.

Happy birthday bill, you dirty ol' dog, you! Lol! If only we had more democrats like bill, and more republicans like Reagan, we'd be better off!
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Submitted by peaches on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:03am.

Happy birthday bill, you dirty ol' dog, you! Lol! If only we had more democrats like bill, and more republicans like Reagan, we'd be better off!
------------------------------------------------------------- *I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 11:02am.

wow, that's a lot of Hot Sluts!

HB VooDoo!

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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 10:35am.

Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 19, 2008 - 10:01am.
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Happy frickin' Birfday!!!!!
I am a leo,too!
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 10:31am.

John Stamos was such a hottie!!!!

Happy Birthday to all the Leos...........TODAY is MY BIRTHDAY TOO....WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

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Submitted by elegantlady on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 10:13am.

A fine list of BDay sluts indeed.

Big dick Willie, Uncle Jessie, Capt. Riker, I love these sluts.

Happy Birthday.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 10:02am.

Sweet mother of David Cassidy, the HAIR!

I never watched Full House. Mercifully.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:54am.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, Mister President, happy birthday to you!
I'm with you, DebFrmHell! I'd vote for Bubba again in a heartbeat!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:53am.

Yep, my 1st thought was the Saget roast as well. there was some VERY FUNNY stuff on it!

Happy Birthday, John. I hope you find what you're looking for (male or female). You're far too cute & seem far too nice to go it alone.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Submitted by E.A.P. on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:48am.

Aquarius,

That Bob Saget Roast was hilarious. Cloris was so on point.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:29am.

Aw! What a bummer as an actor that the minute someone looks at your picture they scream "uncle Jessie!!". Like Aniston and "Rachel".

Happy B-D Uncle Jessie!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:16am.

@DrinksOnMe,
Stamos and Aniston are a GREAT freaking Idea! We should call their agents....

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:13am.

Yesss. So hot. I heart John Stamos. He was pretty damn funny on the Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget, too. Marry me, John!

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Submitted by Drinksonme on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 9:12am.

Now if Jennifer Aniston would get out of that fog she should be sending Stamos a gift.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

DebFrmHell's picture
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:57am.

Bill Clinton! Why can't once elected run again after being out of office for 8 yrs......

I am a Clintoloonie!

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:39am.

Happy Birthday, Bubba...

Submitted by Vivian on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:37am.

That nose job ruined John Stamos's life.

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:37am.

Last Thursday I saw a little girl at the mall with a mullet. Poor child. I think my mom did that to me at that age, too. Except I was cuter, of course. I have photographic proof.

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Submitted by FatMartha on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:35am.

Good morning, darlings. <3 Today is my second-to-last day at my hellish job! HURRAH!

Let's see... John Stamos. Doesn't do it for me.

Since I am of the... *ahem* larger persuasion, (points to name) I will say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT" to Fat Joe.

LeAnn Womack! I love her ass. I saw her at a free concert at the Indiana State Fair when I was like 11 or 12... looong before she was famous.

Happy birthday, sluts. :)

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:34am.

i heart uncle jesse :)

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:26am.

Morning!

Another great list - Happy Birthday to all!

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"WOLVERIIIINES!"

aquarius's picture
Submitted by aquarius on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:25am.

Squeal! I love John Stamos. Did anyone watch the Saget roast? "Stop talking, John, your mouth is canceling out all that hard work your ass is doing! Let's see what ya got!"

The fact that he cheerfully made out with Cloris sparks some hope for myself into my wee cold heart. Well, I'm married. But it could happen...

kdracofan's picture
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:14am.

MK: damn u! *pumping fist in the air!* I hated that mullet. lol

Submitted by boswellk on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:14am.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:13am.

Happy Birthday John Stamos! That mullet is a work of art. How many cans of product did it take to sculpt?

Happy Birthday Jonathan Frakes! I love you as William Riker, beard and all.

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Submitted by NightWatch on Tue, 08/19/2008 - 8:12am.

He looks like the 80s version of Zac Efron.