Saturday, August 16th 2008

Wino Got Booed

A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It's the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn't 20-minutes late!

Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song "Wake Up Alone" to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn't scream "Blaaaake" at least 5 times! I'm surprised Wino didn't pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.

Here's more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.

Posted by: Michael K


AmyWino's picture

Thanks for understanding, jussayin. :)
I like your new fatty better. :D
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Submitted by jussayin on August 17, 2008 - 9:37pm.

I found me another fatty...

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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Khensu Hetep's picture

The fat girl in the thong isn't near as annoying as those two vapid hosebags for Sugar DVD. The Megan Fox wannabe on the left should close her mouth before she catches flies.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Whatever's picture

Nice orange tooth.

paradoxical bunny's picture

jussayin... all is well and forgiven in Dlisted-land I presume. You and Amy have (questionable?!) similar and freakay taste in lardasses... but other than that.. love prevails. Long live fatties in thongs... (preferably on sidebars)

jussayin's picture

I found me another fatty...

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jussayin's picture

LMAO...I didn't see lard ass girl being used, I didn't mean to poach, I swear!! I just took her right off the sidelines, no editing required.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

God Bless Mr. President, jussayin, AmyWino and paradoxical bunny.

I believe Mr. Del the Funky Homosapien has a solution for Ms. Winehouse: If You Must: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

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Hey check out this amy winehouse game...it's so funny!!!!..............http://www.escapefromrehabgame.com/

paradoxical bunny's picture

Amy, most appropriate. get on wichurbadself

Love it.

AmyWino's picture

Thank you paradoxical bunny for noticing. :)

I decided to change my icon to reflect my feelings about the theft of my old one.
:P

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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paradoxical bunny's picture

(not only that, but now that bubble-butted-lard-ass is evvvverywhere!! it's swallowing up Dlisted!)

paradoxical bunny's picture

and jussayin... re: Amy's avi: that is a pretty tactless, ripoff, lack of creativity you just showed. sheesh.

paradoxical bunny's picture

this sad creature has more resources and support at hand to help rid her of her demons and addictions than 99.9% of addicts on this planet will ever have. I ain't cryin for her. She has free will just like the rest of us - including - oh, all of us? - who have had to - or will - deal with our OWN demons.

You people defending her ass are just as fucked up as she is. She got into drugs like anyone gets into drugs. And those with any sense of self worth or half a brain, get themselves out of it. The bottom line is she is self and life-loathing, and you can BET she will die with those feelings intact. Intentionally. For some people, living is just too difficult. This is her out, and she knows just what she is doing. Yes its depressing as hell, but given that she has every resource out there available to her to "get better", and chooses not to, I don't feel sorry for her, nor defend her. She is making that CHOICE.

AmyWino's picture

jussayin, not nice of you to steal my icon. Can't you get your own?

And I know it's mine because of the way I edited the picture!

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

jussayin's picture

hard to feel sorry for her with her amazing talents and buttload of grammies, etc while she pisses it all away for crack and a mandouche. We all have problems to cope with....people are rooting for her and she shits on all them.

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hush yo' mouf!

Say whatever if you dont give a shit why do you take the time to comment! I know were all going to die one day but we can clearly see her day is numbered! So next time your feeling down and out remember ur situation ain't shit and no one give a flying fuck!

Look ppl, Amy is out of fucking control, not only does she look like she is minutes from dropping dead- she is the brunt of soooo much negative publicity. Jesus H. Christ, we wanna poke so much fun at her and talk all of this shit, and we all love to be sooo appalled by what she does. Look assholes, don't sit here and proclaim how horrid she is and feel good about urself- she has hangups, she has addictions too. Stop whining she gives all of us mean fuckers something to do.

Seldom, Do We Ever Belong.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 5:04pm.

Submitted by amys missing tooth on August 17, 2008 - 4:57pm.

OK, I really thought about it. Everybody alive is going to die at some point, so we can't make fun of anyone? Look, she is 100 percent responsible for her current situation. I'll save my sympathy for people who actually deserve it.
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I wouldn't say 100% Before this she was a kid whose view of the world could be molded. As she grew and joined the ranks of celebrity superstar or whateverthefuck she had a bunch of suits huddled around her making decisions. I think there are lots of other people who can be sentenced to death for their misapplication of their duties. People who's pictures we never ever see. People who will live happily ever after with their bundles of money, their 2.5 children and their white picket fences; who never took a moment to consider how their decisions might be shaping the fate of someone's life.

I'm not saying they encouraged her to do anything she's done beyond creating certain kinds of stressors that would prevent her from accessing her right thinking. I think it's proven over and over again - or else: why would we just assume stardom to be a struggle? Why isn't it that when one reaches this status they are freed from such struggles? It's not like she's the only one, after all.

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Mr. President's picture

Submitted by amys missing tooth on August 17, 2008 - 4:57pm.

OK, I really thought about it. Everybody alive is going to die at some point, so we can't make fun of anyone? Look, she is 100 percent responsible for her current situation. I'll save my sympathy for people who actually deserve it.

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Don't get me wrong I enjoy watching a complete train wreck as the next person, but how pathetic are we to shit on a girl who is clearly on the brink of death? Really think about it!

Mr. President's picture

Sheeps, I wonder if the iPod touch you will be receiving is going to come preloaded with her greatest hits.

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paradoxical bunny's picture

Deb.. lol @ "cracked out grub"

I would take cover, cause she's a comin'

(and in the interest of preparedness, I would travel with bug spray on that bus)

AmyWino's picture

Exactly what I was thinking! Her being in the right place at the right time where the camera can get a shot of her "antics" does seem to be a continuous publicity stunt! Although it looks like she's losing more teeth again. I guess her poor hygiene isn't an "act".
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Submitted by Keane on August 17, 2008 - 11:15am:
"Basically I think she perseveres with the crackhead behaviour as deep down she doesn't think she's that talented and wouldn't have the ridiculous success she's having without it. I'm very cynical about her supposedly "out-of-control" behaviour - I think she knows exactly what she's doing."

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Counting the days till my new iTouch arrives.

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AmyWino's picture

OMFG! Did she lose another tooth? There's one missing on her bottom row now!

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

loric's picture

Someone may have already said this, but it's sad to watch someone dying right before your eyes. I know she's killing herself, but every time I see a picture of her, she looks that much closer to dying.

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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

God be with you, dumbass.

DebFrmHell's picture

@Pres & Bunny,
Ya'll better leave my little HELL alone. I don't want that cracked out grub on my bus!

8-)

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paradoxical bunny's picture

I never DID understand the appeal of this flea-infested, fan-smacking, wall-punching, heroin-shaking, death-taunting, "crackhive" from hell... so I don't understand why the world even discusses her at all... other than US - for whom she is the very personification of fucked-upness that we live for at Dlisted. And for her contribution to THAT, I am eternally grateful.

Mr. President's picture

"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth."
-Dawn of the Dead

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Libra's picture

Oh God.... her face is like literally falling apart !!!!

Nikki Lamb's picture

It really is just sad at this point, not really funny or entertaining anymore. Not like "I feel sorry for her" sad, because her condition and appearance are from drugs and she did it to herself, but more like "It's sad because I expect to be reading an 'Amy Winehouse ODs'" story any day now.

Shame she has to piss away her talent like this.

Even my local tramp (that's hobo to u ;) ) would be embarrassed to look this dirty.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Oh, please. You people are all reading WAAAAAAAAAAAAy too much into this.
Amy is fine.
Everything is fine.

She's got everything she needs she's an artist she don't look back.
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Submitted by Keane on August 17, 2008 - 12:15pm
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Really interesting post. She is rewarded for her bad behaviour by getting 24 hour publicity. Why should she stop after all? No publicity is bad publicity.

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I used to be a Winehouse fan, but when she slapped and cussed out that middle-aged woman on the street the other night, I was officially done.

And her husband deserves to get shanked in prison. Witness tampering?? What a pussy... take your lumps and do your time like a real man, asshole.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Good for you, Wino! Way to stay clean & work on your career & pleasing your fans! Good job not letting a man define. You're a real inspiration, showing that you can carry on with your life even though your loser husband is in jail. Plus, you're so much more talented than Shitney, you're allowed to do all this bullshit. *rolling eyes up, up, up*
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kbug's picture

Doesn't she know that hair dye comes with gloves?

Aphid's picture

Wow. She's not long for this world is she?

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Freak Speely's picture

Jee-suuuhssss. She used to actually dress up and clean up nice before performing. Now she's doing gigs wearing whatever it is she had on when she woke up.

So I asked my friend who worked at her record company before his own band took off what the deal was with Amy Winehouse the other night and it pretty much was as expected. She started off fairly normally, a graduate of the Brit school (produces lots of singers and bands in the UK charts these days, all pretty clean cut e.g. Katie Melua, Adele, The Kooks etc). Her first album was well-received but not stellar and she started to get more into the druggie Camden scene. The bad behaviour started to get her more publicity and she realised that the worse she behaved the more attention she got. So thats why she's always out on the streets, in a mess, getting photographed - its her PR strategy. Like me, my friend thinks she is overrated and her latest album is very derivative - a typical 60's pastiche. Her first album was far more original. Basically I think she perseveres with the crackhead behaviour as deep down she doesn't think she's that talented and wouldn't have the ridiculous success she's having without it. I'm very cynical about her supposedly "out-of-control" behaviour - I think she knows exactly what she's doing.

watch me boogie's picture

I'm sure I'm not the first or fiftieth to ask, but HOW is it that all the people around her cannot throw her ass into a shower and get her cleaned up and to a gig on time? Shit, if I was her management I'd hire Kim Woodburn and Aggie fucking MacKenzie to go clean her up and bring her to gigs.

Speaking of which, MK, those two need to be Hot Sluts of the Day.

Grace Disful's picture

Amy's fans should know that she operates on CPT (Crackhead People's Time)

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

betterthanyomama's picture

That's just fucking disgusting. I was a huge Wino fan when she was just drunk some of the time, clean and had a soul but this is just bullshit. Does crack keep you from bathing?? Let's be honest, she's a millionaire so its safe to assume that she owns a few bathrooms-why has no one thrown the bitch in a tub full of hot water and dawn? You KNOW she has to smell like funions, vomit and old smoke so how is it that NO ONE has said, "Hell naw bitch-you have to bathe before going on!" The money hungry pigs that surround her are a sad and truly fucked up bunch.

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Grace Disful's picture

Damn, did someone literally throw this chick under the bus?!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Deb's picture

Maybe Amy was late for the gig because she was changing the oil in her car. That would explain the hands.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

TheBreakdown's picture

Goddayum!

The CryptKeeper looks more vibrant and youthful!

The skin on her face is fighting to flee the bone!

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vixen's picture

Wow, poor thing. She's positively skeletal, but with a belly bloat. Reminds me of the little starving Biafrans or Somalis. All that's missing are the flies buzzing around her face.
I can't imagine she eats anything heathly if she eats at all.

KidL's picture

Damn! Is her skin falling off her face?

joe shmoe's picture

Would it kill her to wash her hands? Ugh.

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Submitted by kacky on August 17, 2008 - 12:35am.
What an insult to the musicians and backup singers

Amen, nearly every concert, Zalon and his brother, (can't think of the name) have to work twice as hard, because Winehouse can't focus off her high, remember the lyrics or remember her cues.

Part 2, is today. Get ready, everyone!

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~