But Was Iggy The Ring Bearer?
Portia de Rossi, 35, and Ellen Degeneres, 50, completely ruined their relationship by getting married in California yesterday. It's a known fact that marriage ruins people's lives!!! Although, Portia and Ellen will beat the odds. Gayelles do it better.
Ellen's spokesbitch confirmed to People that they made it legal at their home in Los Angeles. They both wore Zac Posen, because details like that are very important. When you lay awake tonight, thinking about what in muffin hell Ellen and Portia wore to their wedding, you'll have the answer. Oh! And the flowers were by Mark's Garden. Another very fucking important fact.
Only 19 people were invited to the ceremony. Iggy the Dog better have been their ring bearer or I will slap Ellen with a veiny dick and she won't like that very much. In fact, it might make her vomit uncontrollably.
Congratulations to these two lezzies in love. Do you think whoever officiated the ceremony said, "You may now scissor the bride"?
I *really* hope that George Clooney gave the happy couple a vial of his sperm for a wedding present.
This is bizarre. look at them. honestly. doesn't something seem wrong with this picture in general? is pushing their muffins together supposed to work out somehow?
honestly. think about it, without your social reactions against immature religious fanatics.
they have exchanged the natural relations between a man and women for same sex preferences. this degenerate relationship prototype is a direct result of unresolved loss and grief in their families of origin. case and point.
STFU
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Wow, I didn't know there was that big of an age difference. I guess I wasn't thinking Ellen was that old, but I guess it makes sense.
I don't want to think about Ellen fingering Portia. Picture it in your head for a second..... Portia is too good looking for Ellen...and Ellen is all old and shit.
Did they invite Ann Heche?
Hooray! Girl-girl is the new "black." It's exciting to see stars bold enough to talk about their alternative relationships in public. Fans of Ellen will love the dangerous, true girl-girl-girl romance written about by a Harvard Grad, his crazy wife and real Romanian dancers in:
"Caribbean Dreams: TRUE STORY of an Ivy League Couple who Bought a STRIP CLUB in the Caribbean"
www.caribbeanstripclub.com
Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 6:33pm.
hee hee hee♥
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It is a good evening, James! ...um ;s...Haven!
The news is light and the tricks are cheap:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Now now ladies, Dr. Dre is French on his great granny's side!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 17, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Brad is about as French as Pepe le Pew.
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Yeah, he's about as French as Dr. Dre.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Evening angel_i! James Haven wasn't a big fan of the Flintstones but is sure you have a good reason for thinking that!
Dr. Dre does have a way with words he could charm the scaly skin off Madonna!
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Brad is about as French as Pepe le Pew.
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Submitted by James Haven on August 17, 2008 - 9:13pm.
Well, finally Dr. Dre took Ellen aside and explained to her that James Haven knows what he's doing and she should relax and have a gayelle time.
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I could see that. But, more importantly - that made me think of The Flintstones!:
We'll have a gayelle time!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Mr. President! Good to see you!
True dat! Brad did say he wouldn't get married because of that, let's see what he does now! Now that he's "French" there might be another set of reasons why he won't make an honest woman out of Angie!
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Hello, James Haven! Now that gays can marry in California does that mean Brad and Angie will tie the knot? Brad stated the big stumbling block to a potential marriage was the lack of the same rights for gays and lesbians.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
James Haven was NOT only the ringbearer but he did the makeup for the bride.
James Haven and Ellen went toe to toe in a heated debate because Ellen thought Portia should wear "Paradise Pink" while James Haven wanted "P" to go alittle crazy and wear "Hibiscus"
Well the battle was on and Ellen would not let James Haven do his thing. James Haven told her that she knows absolutely NOTHING about makeup and she should stick to what she knows: comfortable shoes! and leave James Haven alone.
Well, finally Dr. Dre took Ellen aside and explained to her that James Haven knows what he's doing and she should relax and have a gayelle time. Dr. Dre has a way with words and calmed Ellen down. It was a beautiful ceremony. You could hear wailing all the way down the street (that was Anne Heche! You know that bitch is as poor as a church mouse now, and she knows exactly what Portia married into: MONEY!) but you didn't hear that from James Haven.
Anyhoo, it was a great time. There was plenty of food, drinks and gayelle's smooching but women in flannel do nothing for James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Joe: Lesbian cheerleader tickle fights. You know, that would make a great movie.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 17, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 8:53pm
I think that's an urban legend. The reality from whence originated the story was "girl's rugby team" lesbians.
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LOL! Trudat.
Don't let Portia fool you.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 8:53pm.
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You mean the type that have a naked tickle fight in the locker room showers after practice? Ahem..I disavow any direct knowledge of this, but I've heard stuff..
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 17, 2008 - 8:55pm.
No, don't tell me that. I didn't hear that. You probably go around telling kids there's no Santa Claus, too.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 8:53pm
I think that's an urban legend. The reality from whence originated the story was "girl's rugby team" lesbians.
I love lesbians. Especially cheerleader lesbians.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who the hell are all these people?
It's sad because Ellen is in love with her, but whatever her name is is just in it for the $$$!
Your face!
Submitted by laladida on August 17, 2008 - 7:19pm.
THATS JUST NASTY
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Rut ro, the loon ventured out of the Mayer thread. laladida this is the wrong site for you for sure if you make that comment.
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THATS JUST NASTY
Well... I guess it was bound to happen sometime... Something worse than Oprah: a lesbian... and another lesbian... wedded in holy matrimony.
lol
Can I get a, "CUNNILINGUS"?
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http://www.achievemoreincome4life.com
I love Ellen and I hope she and Portia are very happy for a long time!
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Computer says YES!
Good for Ellen but I still don't trust Portia's ass.
Why should I be excited that these two are getting married in the name of all gayelles that can now get married?! Portia is a fake ass lezzie goldiggin' TRAMP?! Her real name is not even Portia. She's not even Italian. I mean really, who is she fooling? Obviously Ellen is dumb enough to fall for her. They don't even need to get married, they're just doing it for the publicity.
Your face!
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 17, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 3:20pm.
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Yes MK is disturbing, ça c'est vrai. Take fisting for example or going balls deep. How on earth would I ever have been introduced to these interesting variations on love mano à mano.
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Sadly, I am attracted to him becuz we have this in common. Or happily. I'm not sure. I think it depends on who I'm talking to:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 17, 2008 - 3:25pm.
@Angel,
You want an older sis? I am an only...can't be an aunt OR an uncle...LOL!
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But can you be a sisterbrother? That would be good!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
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why all the vitriol? lezzies, scissor the bride, slap ellen w/ my veiny dick.
Does this clown of a writer actually think he's clever?
It's a BIG deal that gay people are able to access the same rights that others take for granted.
You need to show A LOT more LUV for these two!
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Ok first of all, no we don't have to show love for anyone just because they can get married now. In general we could be pleased that gays and lesbians can marry, but that doesn't mean I have to like Ellen and Portia.
Second, MK "the clown" shows vitriol for everyone. It's kind of his schtick. Read the other posts here, seriously. Hell, he refers to his loyal followers as "bitches" or "sluts" in the most affectionate way you can possibly mean those words.
And third, yeah he's clever. He's clever enough to be the most interesting trashy gossip blog out there. I don't read Perez or anything else, I get my celeb news from MK because he rocks.
But thank you for the dissenting comment. It was kinda fun to write a bitchy little comment back today. I rarely comment anymore.
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@Angel,
You want an older sis? I am an only...can't be an aunt OR an uncle...LOL!
@Joe,
They gots to be veiny otherwise it is just another sausage link...LOL!
OT: When are the pictures coming out. I love weddings as long as they are not featuring me.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 3:20pm.
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Yes MK is disturbing, ça c'est vrai. Take fisting for example or going balls deep. How on earth would I ever have been introduced to these interesting variations on love mano à mano.
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AND I happily AGREE with him on that, if only becuz Ellen whined about that dog so incessantly I wanted to slap her with a veiny dick myself!
(but I'm glad she won, it's true)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@Deb and Joe:
And as my favourite fag EVAH, I'm pretty used to him disturbing me on the daily. I like it. He's like the brothersister I never had;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Congratulations to Mandy and Ellen. They felt marriage was the right thing for them to do, and they were legally able to do it. That's all that matters as far as I'm concerned!
Another Ho marrying for money, how romantic.
*throwing flower petals & blowing soap bubbles*
Yeah! Congrats to Ellen & Portia.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 2:50pm.
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I'm more disturbed by the *veiny dick*...oy!
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@Angel,
Don't think the poster figured out that the "clown" is gay...hahahaha.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
They must have been scissoring each other last night faster than you can say womens beach volleyball locker room.
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Submitted by petensfo on August 17, 2008 - 10:36am.
why all the vitriol? lezzies, scissor the bride, slap ellen w/ my veiny dick.
Does this clown of a writer actually think he's clever?
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Dayum! Dontcha know love when you're reading it???
Anyhoo, they seem to be very happy. They've been together quite a while already, married or not -they're one of my favourite couples. Congratulations!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I wonder if fish was on the menu that night.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Damn. They both look too cute and happy for me not to grin ear to ear (which is quite a feat, mind you)!
VOM. lesbos like this make me look bad.
im also hoping for this to fail so mandy will fall in love with me.
Every gayelle couple I know has only ever lasted 5 years, and not a second longer. It's like there was a 5 year itch and a breakup soon follows. So I give them 5 years.
Do I even want to know what scissoring the bride means? I guess probably not.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
and congrats to the hot couple, hope Anne Heche is retching her guts out from jellysee.