John Opens Up To The Paparazzi

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 20, 2008 - 2:40am.
HeatherlyG, I attacked you for being a shallow bitch, and here you have proven yourself one over and over and over again.

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Bravo to you! Well written and heartfelt. Best of luck to you in college! HeatherlyG has taken her rant over to the next Jen thread. Trying to take the attack out on me now. LMAO. What a nut.

*peeks around the corner*

*turns to run*

*trips over baby toys*

*stumbles*

*bolts*

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Gentlemen... start your boners.

HeatherlyG, I attacked you for being a shallow bitch, and here you have proven yourself one over and over and over again.

First of all- I'm 20. And while your physical age might be "adult", your viewpoints are like that of a sixteen year old. Who the fuck makes fun out of a person because they're not dating. A sixteen year old. Who makes attacks on women for their appearance? Either a sixteen year old or a sexually dysfunctional frat boy. That's fucking who. You could be eighty, and I have more substance in my fucking pinky than your entire body does.

Second of all- I am single, and there's nothing wrong with that, except for in your "mature" opinion that cock validates you as a human being. Get real.

Third of all- I work eight and nine hour shifts at a part time job. I'm going away to college in four days to earn a degree in journalism. While I don't live a "glamorous" lifestyle, I work my ass off and earn every cent scrubbing toilets at some third-rate restaurant in the middle of nowhere. I work my ass off to get into a good college. I'd rather be a pathetic twenty year old, than a pathetic forty year old.

Forth of all- I don't need friends. I'd rather be friendless than to keep a bunch of people around who only speak to me because it's convenient for them to. Just like the boyfriend remark, I don't need friends to validate me, and again, ONLY SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS think that social popularity is important. I'm happy with my three nerdy friends than ten asshole friends who will stab me in the back for less.

Fifth of all- Again with the typical high school mentality. I'm guessing you were one of those popular fucking assholes in high school, but I'd hate to break it to you, you're not in fucking high school, you hag. Your days of mocking people who are different from you have ended, and it's time to stop pretending. "Oh, she's scary! She listens to metal and reads about Egyptian mythology! Stay away from her! She must be in a cult!"

Well, for your information, I'm part of no cult. And really, everyone who pulls their heads out of their asses long enough to get to know me, LOVE ME. I got along with all of my teachers and bosses, and even for the most part students, except for shallow shit-stirrers like yourself.

I WAS bullied in school, from kindergarten all the way through eleventh grade by people like you, and to be honest, it hasn't stopped hurting, because vain people like you exist. I still get made fun of at work, and some at college because I'm "not pretty enough". I'm "gross". I have a limp and an overbite, and I'm currently trying to fix my weight problem, but I guess it's my fault that gosh, my tits sag. I guess it's my fault I walk with a limp. It's my fault that my teeth are fucked up.

I think I made it loud and clear that I have a problem with you because you're shallow, and that only looks and popularity matters to you, and people like you are the reason why I'm seeing a goddamned therapist, so give yourself a pat on the back, cunt.

Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!

K2 I'm not even going to bother checking back for your next flakey response. I'm sure you have a cult to run.

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Since I'm so sure you will be checking back in, I will say this:

First, I have no clue where you get your info from but I don't have a 17 yr old child! You must be mistaken me with someone else you verbally attacked.

Second, you've given away your age by merely stating , "grown ups who are in there 30's and 40's". LMAO - you fool. Yes, us 30 year olds are grown ups compared to you. I'll now assume you're in your early 20's at best and wet behind the ears! I haven't even gotten vulgar with you and yet you feel the need to go off on some rant using foul language every step of the way. Not a real good way of getting your point across.

Finally, you already did apologize. You can't take it back now. You're exact words were :

"Thanks and sorry again to anyone that didn't appreciate my humor, except for the two twits K2 & Hetep."

*peeks in*

O_o Nevermind.

*runs away*

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Hi5.

K2 -

If you're actually a grown-up with a 17 yr old what are you doing hanging verbally with teens that have some pretty obnoxious, dirty and unneccessary comments themselves---
Oh, Please----You sound like one of those grown-ups that are in their 30's-40's and hang around the high school---

You didn't set out to do anything but stick your flake nose where it didn't belong---but you'll spin it around so you can take credit for something you had nothing to do with. ]

I would've been more than willing to make an apology at the beginning, because it was just jokes! However, Hetep had to get serious, weird and obnoxious then told me to fuck myself-----So, I gave her some shit back--Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

K2 I'm not even going to bother checking back for your next flakey response. I'm sure you have a cult to run.

This message is not intended for anymore of your smart ass bitching rants.
Thanks and sorry again to anyone that didn't appreciate my humor, except for the two twits K2 & Hetep.

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You can call me all the names you want - I'm not some teenager with low self esteem. I've accomplished what I set out to do .... get you to apologize to this entire thread for your obnoxious behavior. Now I will leave :-)

K2 & Hetep:

I made it clear I don't want anything to do with the little brat that told me to go fuck myself.

My comments were just for fun---That's the whole point of this website---I'm sure you realize that my comments pale in comparison to some of the filthy mouths that also leave their comments.

I'm SICK of hearing about whiney Aniston. I can say so if I like on this website-----However, you and little confused Hetep use this website like it's connected to your personal angst.

Let me make this clear----I don't want to talk to or fight with you little teens or whatever your situation is.

Shut up. Go to school and learn something. Grow up too----You'll like it once you get there and learn to have some fun.

I seriously don't feel that the owner of this website intends for it to be just for bratty little teens. In fact, a lot of the comments made by the narrator I HOPE is over your young little heads.

Just for the record, I truely apologize to everyone that had to read the last few exchanges between the kids and I. No adult should be expected to take foul mouthed suggestions such as the two messages left for me after I made fun of Aniston.

I don't hate or dislike Greeks whatsoever. They were jokes you little baby. For that, I sincerely apologize to any Greeks or others I may have offended while making fun of Ms. Aniston, who is Greek and can't keep a man.

I'm sure the narrator of this website, who admits his sexuality all the time, knew what my jokes regarding Greeks meant----Most adults do and know not to take it personally.

It would be nice to not be told to go fuck myself by some little snot, K2-----Maybe you should read Hetep's comments a little further back. If anyone should leave the website it's you punk teens/young adults that start shit with people that you have no business doing. This could've ended a while back with Hetep. She really should learn to pick her fights more carefully and both of you go grow up AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

This message is not intended for anymore of your smart ass bitching rants.
Thanks and sorry again to anyone that didn't appreciate my humor, except for the two twits K2 & Hetep.

Submitted by HeatherlyG on August 19, 2008 - 7:19am.
Dear Avy/Khensu Hetep, retard at large:

First of all dumb bitch, earlier when I told you to pick on someone your own dick size, bitch. That's the hint that I knew you were a stupid hairy hole--It was obvious, but I sure got you pissed, huh Dike? You are so easy to play Fetch with, or in your case is it Felch?

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What a classless human being you are. I find it hard to believe that you are successful to any degree. You're vulgar and speak with such bitterness and hatred. You say you come here after working 14-18 hour days? Sounds like you're the one without any friends. It's rather sad that you choose to use the last 6-7 hours of the day by coming onto a thread just to bash Jen Aniston. How about taking a nap? Or better yet, go out and actually socialize. There's a concept. Also, you need to tone it down with the name calling and the obvious prejudice you have against Greeks. Maybe you should spend your free time on the couch at the nearest psychiatrist office! p.s. keep up that nasty attitude and don't be surprised when you get booted from this site.

silly, so silly

OT: it's almost eight in the morning... yeah... that isn't gonna happen

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One last thing Hetep the Virgin:

My name is Heather-Lee. Last name begins with G. I'm not a little chicken shit and do not have a problem putting my name to my comments. If Ms. Anistonappyasshairius would like to say something to me, it won't be a problem.

You are just some smart ass teenager. I'm an adult and Heatherly happens to be one of my three business names. I design and make many types of clothing.

You couldn't touch my creativity. For your info I like to relax looking through D Listed after I've been working 14-18 hrs a day. What's your excuse? Just no friends?

Now, little girl. Shut up and go away. Toodles.

Dear Avy/Khensu Hetep, retard at large:

First of all dumb bitch, earlier when I told you to pick on someone your own dick size, bitch. That's the hint that I knew you were a stupid hairy hole--It was obvious, but I sure got you pissed, huh Dike? You are so easy to play Fetch with, or in your case is it Felch?

First of all, this is supposed to be just for fun, but you comment to people all over the place like your opinion is "the shit". I've seen you're dumb-ass wanna sound smart shit all over this website. I'm just venting and trying to have a good time, and then I have to put up with you just because you probably cut yourself shaving in a hurry to get back and toss me that all Greeks aren't hairy shit----Uh, yeah they are, until shaved---

Are you related to Anistonappyasshairius or something)---sure are touchy----You're starting to sound like a jaded Greek goat.

At least Brad and Angelina help out a lot of poor people and kids----If your hairy ass was floating around on a door during Katrina you might think different. They've contributed a lot in the New Orleans area, not to mention other parts of the world-----Anistonappyasshairius can't even get a sperm bank to get her pregnant.

Frankly, creepy, ignorant, hairy Greek bitch or whatever you are calling yourself, just go fuck yourself and try not to choke on hairballs.

I am a virgin. I'm sorry I didn't fuck a random stranger or someone else's husband when I got the chance to just so that I can impress some petty cunt.

Now, excuse me while I go shave my fucking beard and masturbate to some trite vampire hentai.

Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!

Wow, Heatherly, you really know how to stay on topic without attempting failed personal attacks.

First off, I'm a girl. You've read so many of my opinions, and you haven't even picked up on the fact that I'm a woman? Wow, you must be DENSE.

Second of all, I'm not calling myself a god. I chose a name from Egyptian mythology, a script by the title "The Maxims of Khensu Hetep", as a matter of fact. I chose this name as a representation of me because I have reading about Egyptian mythology since I was eight fucking years old.

I wish I would have come up with a username as clever as HeatherlyG. You must be so creative.

And my avy is my favorite band's album cover. It has nothing to do with my religion, and nor does my own username.

But as a Brangeloonie, you fail to put two and two together, so I won't be too hard on you.

Or maybe I will. Piss off.

Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!

P.S. "Khensu Hetep" - I know full well that's not your name, nor your identity. The Egyptian God your calling yourself was not so nice. He favored and triumphed in the dark world. The 2 crocodiles on his head "gear" refers to 2 great powers of darkness-where he triumphed.

Others should know what a wannabe omnipotent you are. For others sake I'm quoting from www.touregypt.net what you think of yourself Oh Dark Fuck!----"This God (Khensu Nefer Hetep), not only ruled the month, and was also supposed to possess Absolute Power over evil spirits, which infested earth, air, sea and sky, and which made themselves hostile to man and attacked his body under forms of pains, sickness and diseases and produced decay and madness and death".

Wow,You sick little fuck. That God also represented good things, but it's clear you're on the "Dark Side".

If were some asshole or Demon that thought I was connected to the dark world, threw around opinions like you're some kind of good guy for hairy bitches, I'd find a blog site too.

You creepy, toxic little ass-hole--how about we just call it a night. I don't think it's safe to talk to such a vulnerable, misguided person as yourself.----I certainly hope you're not also into comics---sex offenders have a better chance of recovering than some twat who sees themselves as some Egytian God douche bag-----Seriously, Khensu---Go fuck yourself and don't mess with anymore people that have Anthropology backgrounds, smart ass!

Hey Khensu Hetep Bloody Toe Rag, or whatever the fuck your consonents mean---So, between 5:15am and 5:36am the time between your 1st and 2nd whiney comments---Did you go shave yourself ya big baby---Oh, does your little Black Magic photo make you feel smarter and wittier than others? I bet you're a little wanker that has to have their own loser vampire sex club because you're so fucking hairy they thought you were a werewolf.

I can say whatever the hell I want. You should know that, Hetep. I've read through several of your "opinions". You should get over yourself and pick on someone your own dick size bitch.
Luv, HeatherlyG

Submitted by DeeleyM on August 18, 2008 - 6:01am.
Oh really!!!!! Isn't it about time Jen stopped trying to beat the inevitable?? She's very ordinary, she has no talent, and she's aging pretty damned quickly. Toy boys like John aren't going to make her become a beautiful young princess. (BTW, have you seen photo's of her pre transition?? 'It's all natural' my foot). And John is a randy Tomcat out for some rides. At least keep the lust to your own age group!....you're starting to look desperate, Jen.
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Right on, Deeley!

Plus, she is not at all all known for being nice to the little people, at least outside of her industry. Ask waitstaff, caterers, and folks in the publicity industry (like PAs).

Neurotic + Aging + Mediocre Talent + Hot Bod w/a Buttaface= Adopt some cats, bitch.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

Wow, just when I thought I couldn't hate John Mayer anymore... and it's sad, too. I thought aww he and Jen looked so happy and cute. I feel real bad for Jen. Yeah I don't know exactly what happened, and yeah she is the one who willingly went out with this douche, but I can put myself in her shoes and feel bad about it. He's a fucker who needs to be taught a lesson.

This was a dick move.

He didn't have to make it known to everyone that he dumped her. she's already taking a beating in the press.

Even worse that he's dating upward: she's an A-lister, he is not. Now people are going to think she's got issues, or is needy, bad in the sack, whatever.. The total power move on his part and now chicks will flock to him. It's like the wall flower in high school that scores the prom queen and dumps her !

Has anyone heard his latest hit? He says the same line 42 times (Say what you need to say). Go ahead count it. How creative???

Jennifer Aniston must be a wreck to date, because she is definitely hot and seems nice. Just imagine her looking at you with those eyes and falling in love!!! She must be psycho in a realationship!

John Meyer is lame. Certainly, she could do way better, even if she is lame.

I think he went down this road to get more famous, just like Brad warned her. IT WORKED and he got some nice little something-something on the side. Stupid Jen!!!

If she just wants to get banged, men would form a line. She only dates famous people to avoid this, but she still gets used. Have some self-respect Jen!

Submitted by Morrissey on August 18, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 9:20am.

Jen, is that you?

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Was that suppose to be funny? I missed the punch line. I think someone needs to find their way back to JJ.

Wow, 450+ posts, John Mayer must still be jacking off to that.

I do smell a hint of eau de troll however....

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by James Haven on August 17, 2008 - 11:08pm.

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If John Mayer can get over 400 posts just because he broke up with Jennifer, then Angie and Brad are going to have to do something drastic[...]

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It's not that... he was just at the top of the page for the looooong nite for all dlisters that wanted to chat in absence of new posts. :D

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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.

Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 9:20am.

Jen, is that you?

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Submitted by DeeleyM on August 18, 2008 - 6:27am.
As far as I'm concerned, there's something strange about 40 year old women who spends $$$thousands on trying to look 20. Just let it happen! Do it gracefully, but let yourself age. Look at Helen Mirren. 63, I know, but aging appropriately, and looking beautiful - not trying to be a young teenybopper. Trying to stay young through desperate liasons with sexed up rockers is very demeaning. My daughter, who is 17, seems to be heaps more mature than Jen. Angela's studying year 12, wants to go to uni to learn medicine, goes to Ethiopia once a year (volunteering) to assist in medical initiatives in the remote north, and works tirelessly for greenpeace. In contrast, Jen just lazes around swimming pools in between making meaningless movies. Some people just make too much money!

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Sorry to burst your bubble. But only people with NO money rag on others who have it. Then rag on the way they spend it. Who in their right mind wouldn't buy the best creams, get facials, and hire a trainer if they had Jen's money? She just turned 40. Some people choose to let their looks go to shit - well she doesn't. I think your jealous that she earns millions and CAN just lay out by the pool. And we live in a world where looks and youth seem to be important(not just in hollywood). More and more women have breast lifts or reductions or enhancements after having children than years ago. This is not just celebrities. Let's face it, most of us in our 30's do not have mothers who have taken care of themselves on a physical level after having children. All woman are becoming much more conscience of their appearance and trying to be more healthy. As for your daughter, that's wonderful, however, how can you compare her to a celebrity? Jen's work is her acting. Not everyone wants to fly off to 3rd world countries to volunteer. It's not everyone's mission in life to do that. So stop comparing. It doesn't make her less of a person. She contributes money to charities and maybe that's enough for her. geez.

Why does her use of money have to come into the discussion? Could it be because people constantly compare her to Angie. This is unfair considering that if it were any other celebrity, her use of money would not come up.
Having said that, why the hell did she pick John Mayer? And also, with her relationship history, basically divulging to the public that he broke up with her shows what an asshole he is. Why this guy still gets bedded is beyond me. And his music sucks! It all sounds like stuff I hear while walking the aisle in a grocery store looking for asparagus. Angie, Brad, Jenn, and John all come from the same granola box.

As far as I'm concerned, there's something strange about 40 year old women who spends $$$thousands on trying to look 20. Just let it happen! Do it gracefully, but let yourself age. Look at Helen Mirren. 63, I know, but aging appropriately, and looking beautiful - not trying to be a young teenybopper. Trying to stay young through desperate liasons with sexed up rockers is very demeaning. My daughter, who is 17, seems to be heaps more mature than Jen. Angela's studying year 12, wants to go to uni to learn medicine, goes to Ethiopia once a year (volunteering) to assist in medical initiatives in the remote north, and works tirelessly for greenpeace. In contrast, Jen just lazes around swimming pools in between making meaningless movies. Some people just make too much money!

John Mayer sounds like a dumbass, hes left more questions than answers..what does "different chemistry" mean..hes into kinky sex and she isn't??????I think Jen is a beutiful classy woman..I don't know what she seen in JM..maybe he is great in bed..who knows but her and all the other women hes went to bed with...She doesn't seem too concerned about the breakup..so whats all the drama about..John should STFU...he really hasn't endeared himself to a lot of people by running his mouth...I don't think Jen is desperate at all. if she wanted a baby that bad..she doesn't need a man in her life to accomplish it...I think shes looking for a committed relationship..and Johns looking for his next lay..so its over..let it die a natural death.

Oh really!!!!! Isn't it about time Jen stopped trying to beat the inevitable?? She's very ordinary, she has no talent, and she's aging pretty damned quickly. Toy boys like John aren't going to make her become a beautiful young princess. (BTW, have you seen photo's of her pre transition?? 'It's all natural' my foot). And John is a randy Tomcat out for some rides. At least keep the lust to your own age group!....you're starting to look desperate, Jen.

will someone please hand this douche a big steamy cup of shut the fuck up already, damn. who gives a flying roach turd fuck?

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how YOU doin'?

geeezzzzz MK. Please get better soon!!!
I need a decent gossip hit.

This arsehole above makes my skin crawl. I have never heard his music and don't ever want to.
barfffff

Him and Maniston? They were probably made for each other and will miss stroking each others egos. That or? pissin' on each other. uggghhhhh yuck They're both nasty.

And for the record, bitch, not all Greeks are hairy. Go fuck yourself, seriously.

Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!

I have a question for all you Brangeloonies.

If Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's marriage was already out of the equation before Brad Pitt started fucking Angelina Holie, why so much animosity toward Jennifer Aniston? I mean, if it REALLY had nothing to do with it, surely you wouldn't give two shits, right?

And really Heather, you've just shown me how shallow you Brangeloonies really are, and how you people really think.

Oh, and while we're still keeping it superficial, irrational, and outright childish--- Angelina Jolie might have an edge on Jennifer Aniston (not by far) when it comes to looks, but keep in mind that Jennifer Aniston is forty. Angelina Jolie is 33, which makes her about seven years her junior, and looks THE SAME AGE.

But really, way to be catty. Typical Brangeloonie mentality.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

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You know why doesn't ol' Jen just date one of her own countrymen--Greeks--I wasn't that shocked to find out that Aniston was not Anglo at all; it's just short for Anistonappyasshairius or something like that. Isn't Yanni available? They can walk around in bathing suits together since she thinks she looks so good in one--She can do her "wanna-be a look-alike" Jessica Alba ass shot. Except when she stands on all fours she'd better be careful; that position is like missionary style for Yanni and it'll make him nostalgic and horny. That's when the sheep/goats run scared in Greece. Dr. Phil needs to set that hairy Greek troll down, Jennifer that is(I read she gets waxed almost by the hour! even when on set-Gross!)--and tell her that Brad was way too pretty for her ass in the first place, so give up on the purty boys---He was going thru a phase for chicks that looked like cross-eyed Siamese cats, Juliette Lewis, Anistonappyasshairius--Think about it. Well, now he's over it, cause Angelina rocks.

Ol' Jen should have better luck with men in Greece. You should see some of the goats they have to date! Then we can all work on a blended name. Ya-Jen, YanJe, JenYanni, Two-Dogs, oops! I wandered. I hope yal know I mean this with luv!

Sorry if it sounded defensive or anything, I didn't really mean to come off as snappish.

I'm sure he's one of those people who believe that morals don't apply to famous people.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

OMG, I fucking HATE this guy with a passion. I have done since I first heard his shitty music. What a fucking blow-hard! He really thinks he IS the man. Talking about ex-girlfriends like he's some highschool jock. Seriously, how much lamer can this fuckhead get.

Yeah John we all know you are a sex god. You have a magic dick and all the gals want some...NOT! Please, please, please walk in front of a bus - NOW!

Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 18, 2008 - 3:02am.

Joe Schmoe, that's his fault for his lack of self-control.
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I totally agree with you. I'm not excusing him at all; I'm stating facts: for every popular performer, musician, actor, etc, who can't keep it in his pants, there's a groupie who will accomodate him.

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Joe Schmoe, that's his fault for his lack of self-control.

As much as douchey men like to tell themselves that it's "natural" to fuck other women behind their backs just because they're hotter/skankier, it's their responsibility to keep it in their pants. I hate, hate, HATE that excuse.

I'd like to think humans have evolved beyond the point of where men and women only coexist for the survival of their species. And really, saying that, I have less respect for John Mayer if he can fuck just about anyone he wants to but chooses to date someone he's not even attracted to.

I can't stand men like that.

It's always the assholes who date women for their "personalities", because they believe that the sweet girls are always the dumbest and let them walk all over them who cheat, or emotionally cheat, which is even worse, in my opinion.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Dude, he's fucking thirty.

A lot of men at this age are married with children. If they can handle commitment, anyone can. That's not called being unprepared, that's called being a mysogynistic tool who treats women like dirt.

Time to grow up.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

I just came for the free sex stories...

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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?

hey Angel_I

Submitted by James Haven on August 17, 2008 - 11:08pm.

P.S.

If John Mayer can get over 400 posts just because he broke up with Jennifer, then Angie and Brad are going to have to do something drastic like get caught in bed with Bono dressed as a nurse sticking a thermometer up Brad's ass! Nasty!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

OMG! OMG! you people on here are just too funny.

This guy is such a tool. His brother is probably a douche tool as well.

James do you know something we dont..heh spill it!

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P.S.

If John Mayer can get over 400 posts just because he broke up with Jennifer, then Angie and Brad are going to have to do something drastic like get caught in bed with Bono dressed as a nurse sticking a thermometer up Brad's ass! Nasty!

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It's been fun as always, hangin' with you crazy bitches! James Haven has to get up early tomorrow. Lot's of makeovers! Bruce Jenner is the first one. James Haven is creeped out by this crypt keeper, and knows it is going to be hard as hell making Bruce look good!

Sweet dreams and have a great week!

SmOOches to all!

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Submitted by James Haven on August 17, 2008 - 7:05pm.
But it wasn't that bad since Angie was his date and she knew from the start that we would be walking. When we arrived James Haven's shoes had been scuffed and Angie's dress got torn because we took a short cut through the woods that James Haven told her we shouldn't do but whatever....

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frickin' hilarious.

kinko's was closed, dropped of 10 rolls off film (gawd knows whats on them), bought some cat food, dog food and laundry detergent. Stopped for gas, too. Wondered if my engine would turn over. Phew! made it back without needing a jump.

~life happens~