Thursday, August 21st 2008
Birthday Sluts
Usain Bolt (22)
Hayden Panettiere (19)
Paris Bennett (20)
Chantelle Houghton (25)
Kelis (29)
Kimberly Stewart (29)
Alicia Witt (33)
Amy Fisher (34)
Carrie-Ann Moss (41)
Jeff Stryker (46)
Kim Cattrall (52)
Loretta Devine (59)
Patty McCormack (63)
Peter Weir (64)
Kenny Rogers (70)
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i get the feeling there are a lot of jamaican posters out here. Happy Birthday to all on the list especially to USAIN BOLT! JAMAICANS BIG UP EVERYTIME!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I thought Hayden Pantierre was nineteen last year.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
I don't thing Usain Bolt is arrogant, just a bolt of energy.
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Kim Cattrall <3
http://www.myspace.com/andrinaaldape
so what cereal will he be on?
I know he's having the best birfday ever!
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how YOU doin'?
Happy Birthday to all especially you Loretta Devine.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Happy Birthday Lightning Bolt! I am just sure it will be a party to remember! I love that he knows how to have such a good time.
Happy Birthday Hayden. You're a very sweet and cute girl, but please give up the "singing" career. Thanks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Happy Birthday, Jeff Stryker! Gosh, haven't heard that name in years. Really brings back the memories....
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
Happy birthday to Samantha Jones!
Happy Birthday Usain "Lightning" Bolt. You are our pride and joy back home. Repect!
Happy b'day to Usain Bolt (you da man!!), Kelis, Carrie-Anne Moss and Loretta Devine.
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"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
Submitted by AnonyMuse on August 21, 2008 - 10:31am.
Usain Bolt arrogant ? Predestined name, btw.
American people say he's arrogant, really ? REmemeber Maurice Greene???????????
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EXCELLENT POINT AnonyMuse! Maurice put the A in arrogant but he had a lot to be arrogant about.
What separate Bolt from Maurice though is that Bolt is natural! Greene was shooting up steroids so that in itself gives Bolt the right to act any way he wants before or after the race!
GO JAMAICAN MAN GO!!!!!!!!!!!
I noticed in the last Olympics too that there was a lot of talk about the Black track athletes being "inappropriate".
Whites and Blacks really have a different way about expressing emotion, and I think what a White person may interpret as inappropriate, a Black person would call self expression.
Its a shame that we cant accept that there are differences between us, and simply move on.
Usain is also coming from the same Island as me. Theres no way to describe Jamaican culture. Its entirely different from anything American, or European.
I'm happy for him. He ran well enough to keep the haters hating. and make the people who are genuinely happy for him, proud.
Watching him brake that record last night was so fuken exciting, a got a little teary eye....he's the fucken MAN!!!!!!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Usain Bolt (22)
AWESOME race and he beat the WORLD record, you can do any D thing you want man!
we watched it twice. :D
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
usain bolt is a fucking badass!!
and weird, but amy fisher was in my dream last nite. she looked hot too. must have been someone else posing as amy fisher.
Usain Bolt arrogant ? Predestined name, btw.
American people say he's arrogant, really ? Remember Maurice Greene ??????????????????????????????????????????,
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France, c'mon girl, don't be an invader hater
Usain Bolt is a hot name.
I just now realized who Amy Fisher was. I've been wracking my brains trying to figure it out. Then it dawns on me. Damn, why is she on this list again?
MK, you better have my name up there on Tuesday!
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TimTams Rule!
brody jenner's bday is today! and i'm turning 28 today!
I remember last year when Hayden Pantyairs was about to turn 18 and the hound dogs from TMZ were all over it like a bunch of horny rabbits that haven't had sex in months. There was even a countdown. It was disgusting.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
HB to all. Usain is only 22 years old and a great athlete and gold medal winner. I don't blame him for celebrating however he chooses to. These athletes train hard for years and years, let them have their moments. If I won $40 on a scratch ticket, I'd probably go insane. And I'm not some barely legal kid, I'm in my mid 40's.
Those guys who thought they won silver and gold, now that was interesting. I always wondered how they could stay in their lanes when they are trying to run as fast as they can. Apparently, even the best of the best can't figure it out.
I am not going to pretend to know who he is.
If he won something, great.
But....AMY FISHER! hahahahahahahahaha....
34 looking like 48 and still a big GIANT SLUT!
Carrie-Ann Moss, love her.
Kenny Rogers, this is what I think of:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk
Happy Birfday Everyone
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
happy birthday usain and u people complaining about him celebrating shit show off just by walkin to the store fuck it if i won two gold medals and broke world records... big to my caribbean people
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"CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS, CONDOMS"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 21, 2008 - 8:13am.
No one wished KimStew a Happy B-day?
heehee
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That surprises me almost as much as no one wishing Amy Fisher a happy bday! lol
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
i haven't been watching the olympics so i dont know anything about this usain guy other than this picture, so all i can say is that that man is damn hot.
Happy Birthday Usain.
How funny that people, who probably don't know fuck all about Jamaica want to speak for a whole island of people. Please.
Yes there is a slight arrogance to him, as well as all the other athletes who are as talented as he is. Man is hot and talented as hell.
No one wished KimStew a Happy B-day?
heehee
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
Happy BDay to all of today's sluts!
Lightening Bolt is the man!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Usain Bolt.. few words to describe the brilliant athlete he is.
For all those talking about celebrating during the race.. what he did was look over to his side in his first Olympics, saw that he had decimated the very best athletes in the world on THE biggest athletic stage ever and opened his arms. This wasn't done in any disrespecting way at all. The way he is before the race, this is a contributing factor to his success. He is completely relaxed and relaxed muscles allow you to move faster.
The boy is from Jamaica and there will always be a certain amount of bravado involved in anything, especially a form of entertainment like the Olympics. That's how it's done on the islands. In a sport where everything you have worked for comes down to a single performance in under 10 secs, you do need a certain amount of self-confidence to help propel you down the track. Especially when life changing results are separated by hundredths of a second.
I think he has the right amount and pays respect to every other guy lined up next to him. He didn't turn back and wave his finger at the field disrespectfully as has been done before in the 100m. The guy was 21 years old and had done things that NOBODY before him had ever done. Add to the fact that he slowed down with 20 metres to go against this calibre of opposition.. with a shoe lace untied.. he is the perfect track star.
All the training a world class athlete goes through, all the drama behind the scenes and lonely years spent grinding away whilst nobody gives two shits.. Now you are top of the world, the fastest out of 6.b billion cunts and 1 billion of them are focusing on your race... I should think that spreading his arms was perhaps a VERY reserved expression indeed.
If you think otherwise, of course each to his/her own opinion, but I would feel confident in saying you've never been at this kind of level in a sport.
Phew! I am fucking hungry after that. I will leave the dick sucking to you sluts and instead offer him a very firm handshake and congratulatory remark or two ;)
--thanks awfully--
Happy , Happy Birthday to "Lighting" Usain
Bolt!! He's confident in himself--nothing wrong with that. He's also good friends with the US track star Wallace Spearman--who is also HOT...I looooove me some Jamaican men
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
Happy Birthday, Kim Cattrall! I can hear Crow T. Robot's voice now.
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TimTams Rule!
Happy Birthday Usain! Just think how much faster your time would have been if you kept running in the 100m instead of slowing down to celebrate! The fact that he was able to break a world record while slowing down is amazing!
And.... I was convinced Jeff Stryker was dead! After a few minutes I realised I d been mixing him up with Joey Stefano (that one is dead, right?)
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
LOL I cant believe you are listing Chantelle Houghton in here - is she remotely famous in the USA? Mind you, on second thought this site is called D-Listed.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Amy Fisher is only 34?
Christ, it seems like she's been around forever.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
happy bday usain....and yeah, he's arrogant, but he's magic right now...
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Happy B-day Usain Bolt! You celebrate any way you want before or after the race.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 21, 2008 - 8:30am.
I don't care what he did after winning the race. All the ridiculousness before was just too much. Boy can haul some ass, though.
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Girl, he's Jamaican. That's just how they roll. Hell, my Jamaican cleaner acts like that when I give her an extra ten pounds, let alone for breaking the world record in the 100m and 200m. He showed incredible restraint under the circumstances. I'm sure all of Jamaica has a big ass hangover right now.
The reason he was celebrating before he finished wasn't because he wanted to break the world record, He just wanted to win. And he did!!! Now all u bitches get down on ur knees and take turns sucking his big, fat dick, HATERZ!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
I don't care what he did after winning the race. All the ridiculousness before was just too much. Boy can haul some ass, though.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Everyone complaining about UB celebrating during the race can suck a big one. If you broke your own world record without the use of steroids then you can do whatever you want I wish he had taken a turn humping each of the other runners like a alpha dog and still won the race.
Morning MK!
Champaign for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
Happy Birthday Usain Bolt!!! You sexy, tall, dark and handsome bolt of lightning!!!!!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Happy birthday Usain Bolt!
You're cocky and arrogant but I would be too if I was the fastest human being in the world!
Make your haters your MOTIVATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday to Carrie-Ann Moss, she has this combination of beauty and coolness that not many women possess, absolutely striking.
HB to Usain Bolt but that bitch has zero sportsmanship. They need to teach their athletes in Jamaica how to celebrate after you win, not while you're still in the race.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Have a Zippy Birfday, Usain "Lightning" Bolt!
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site
Morning!
HB and Congratulations to Usain Bolt; HB to Carrie-Ann Moss and Peter Weir!
I wish somebody would give Kenny his old face back for his birthday.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?