Wino Is Not On Drugs
A bunch of HATERS booed the Crackie of Camden on day 1 of the V Festival. And by "haters" I mean a bunch of sober people with perfect hearing and eyesight. Day 2 of the festival was sort of better for Wino, but not really. At least she didn't look like she just had an orgy with maggots in a bed of rotten meat.
Although, she did manage to make a funny. Wino told the audience, "You're a really nuts crowd. I'm not on drugs, honest. So boo you guys for yesterday." If Wino is off the bad shit for good, then the entire drug industry would collapse. Half of South America would close for business. But maybe she's telling the truth (HA)? I once knew a recovering junkie who was sober for like 10 years or some shit and still acted like a royal crackhead. Once you go crack, your brain never goes back.
And in honor of it being gross Monday, here's Wino crack yodeling her way through "Valerie." This shit will bring druggies out of their coma. Wino's crackie call brings all the junkies to the yard.
Wenn
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Amy Winehouse, at the 1st V Festival concert, disguised as Pigpen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGMnmxJYa9E
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
THIS is what Amy's Valerie should sound like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
THE hand of death
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/18/article-1046052-02535279000005...
Liar, liar, crack's on fire. Amy and her crack fairies within her hive need to quit.
The Daily Mail made a liar out of her:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1046052/Amy-Winehouse-worst...
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
wow, what a pretty song, only to be butchered by her. She is seriously the fugliest person I've ever seen on a stage. From what she looks like, and the path she is on, she will be dead inside a year, no doubt. What a waste of human flesh. I almost wonder if someone like her just can't take the fame, and turn to drugs to cope. Um???
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Are you kidding me?????
I miss the days where she could hit high notes and leave her dress alone when performing...and sing the right words to the song...and looked pretty...and...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
okok, last time!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
one more time? please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
and it bears reposting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
this is why I love Amy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqSKVv6YO8g
She sounds like shit in the clip posted up there though.
I still stand by my crackie♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
if I acted like that and looked like that I would have to BLAME drugs even if I weren't on them. Like WTF are you on then to look so shitty? The thought that this could be natural stank makes it even worse.
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how YOU doin'?
Other examples of "truthiness":
* Scientology is not a mind-fucking cult.
* John Mayer is a hot, lucious, hot, sexy, hot hot hot piece.
* Matthew McConaghey is not a short-armed, weed-puffing nontalent.
* Paris Hilton's coochie is free of twat-goblins.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
LOVE those backup singers/dancers. Too bad their stuck with her.
What's sad is, she's probably telling the truth...her body's just so far gone that she'll always look like a perpetual junkie no matter if she's clean or not...haggard, 10 years older than she looks...
I don't get why people like her. She is NOT a good singer. Every clip I've ever seen she sounds like shit. She is nothing to look at. She can't even clean up before she comes on stage. What is the attraction? Is it the backup singers? The musicians? Because at least they are all clean and presentable and the backup singers really seem to have fun - they have a lot of energy.
Why are there portions where I can't hear her voice and only the crowd? What is she saying that is so bad???
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She is still alive?
i don't get her attraction. is it cause she sounds a little R&B? every clip she sucks.
i'd rather hear jill scott w/ the flu then this alley cat.
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She's gross and makes me uncomfortable, mostly because I feel like I'm watching someone's slow death.
So, I guess she got a fancy schmancy tampon with a red string and she wanted to show it off...? Or is that...? Ugh. Red string, red string, red string...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Amy ...go on holiday with your Mum and Dad...Take a bible for reading.
I am not trying to be funny ...other reader's.
Love,
OSSIM:0)
Submitted by gia on August 18, 2008 - 10:12am.
looking "cleaner" than yesterday ain't saying much I would still look cleaner than yesterday if I didn't shower for a month
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Jesus Christ does this skank ever bathe? I mean just look at her filthy body, if you look closely you can see the bumbs under her makeup foundation moving, those would be the filth critters.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 18, 2008 - 7:57am
lol
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Nervenzusammenbruch
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 7:54am.
she's got everything she needs she's an artist she don't look back
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But can't she smell around her? Or, has she totally destroyed her olfactory bulb with crack?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 18, 2008 - 7:49am.
She obviously has an abhorence to soap, shampoo, toothpaste, and detergent.
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she's got everything she needs she's an artist she don't look back
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Nervenzusammenbruch
She obviously has an abhorence to soap, shampoo, toothpaste, and detergent.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by LunaChick on August 18, 2008 - 7:06am.
Why do people continue to cheer and support this worthless crackhead?
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Can't help lovin' dat crackhead of mine.
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Nervenzusammenbruch
Bwahahaha Sandbitch! Indeed cunt row tickets.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
that is without a doubt the WORST Version of "Valerie" I have ever heard, sloppy , half assed, fucked up , this is where I have a hard time feeling sorry for junkies.
Fans spent top dollar and waited in cue for hours and you give like 10% in your shows rather than 110%
Amy, shame on you !
I dont get it , I tell ya~. its a lesson never learned, so many friends and good people lost to that shit
really makes me hate drugs and people on them.
SELFISH!
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
just drag this scraggly banshee to rehab already, shit's gotten too pathetic for words
Submitted by DeeDee on August 18, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Thumbnail #6......GAH! Whoever was unfortunate enough to have front row tickets probably need some type of eye surgery or counseling.
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Don't you mean "cunt row" tickets?
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
EvilShoe
:( sorry to hear about that. Strange things like that have happened here
Myspace whores.... Hide your cats!
Amy should quit the UK and move to the USA. The church of scientology could work wonders with wino, and vice versa.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 18, 2008 - 10:06am.
The Loon Army is at DEFCON 5 and US Weekly is a partner site with Just Jared.
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Haaaahaaaa...'the Loon Army is at DEFCON 5'...haaahaaaa...!!
OnT: Doesn't Britain have a celebrity rehab type show like they do in the US?
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
I so want to believe she's off drugs. Perhaps if she'd get ON some soap and water, it would help convince me.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by xxyxz on August 18, 2008 - 10:03am.
Two drink
Girl... Make sure you KNOW who you add to your fb.
Dlisted has had it's fair share of loons lately ;)
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I heard that. I had to change FB accounts because of some loons, they were messaging all my friends on my account who were executives two large companies, they weren't from here though. I have MK on my FB but thats it, I might make a special account for dlisted though.
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Dick happens! - MK
The C word on August 18, 2008 - 10:00am
The Loon Army is at DEFCON 5 and US Weekly is a partner site with Just Jared.
But BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROSEANNE!!!!!
Thanks C Word.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why do people continue to cheer and support this worthless crackhead?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
haha, good on roseanne for slamming skeletina and shit shit.
on topic, I got nothing.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
The C word,
Rosanne is a nasty bitch who tells it like it is, I love her.
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Dick happens! - MK
So, they washed her face and put fresh make up on her but her arms and hands are still naaaaastay. Good try, but try again (this time with Spirit!). Crackie crack crackelton. Sure you're not on drugs, you're on one drug-CRACK. Don't play fancy word games with me lady!
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Two drink
Girl... Make sure you KNOW who you add to your fb.
Dlisted has had it's fair share of loons lately ;)
Submitted by The C word on August 18, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 18, 2008 - 9:45am.
Honestly though, what is that? First thing I thought was, ugh, tampon string.
*holds back a gag* Urk.
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Hi5.
Off Topic:
Roseanne slams Brangelina in her blog:
"Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more," Roseanne writes.
It goes on:
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/roseanne-blasts-angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-...
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
It is entirely too Monday to worry with bleary eyed biotch.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
"Wino's crackie call brings all the junkies to the yard."
Rotfl! I love this site!
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UKer - lol. all this talk is making me want a bagel with lox.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 18, 2008 - 9:45am.
Ew it looks like she has a little red penis in the pic of her lifting up her skirt. lol.
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I started praying as soon as I caught site of the thumbnails:
"Please pull your dress DOWN, please pull your dress down, please pull your dress down..."
I guess with all those flowers in her hair, she had to find a new place to keep her crackpipe.
Gag.
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
Thumbnail #6......GAH! Whoever was unfortunate enough to have front row tickets probably need some type of eye surgery or counseling.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville