Brangaloonie Enemy Number One
Every time someone speaks out against Brangelina's fuckery, I say a little prayer for them. They have no idea that they have just opened the door to a whole lot of crazy coming their way.
Roseanne took to her blog on Friday to attack Saint Angelina for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post titled "Jon Voight," Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')." Rosie, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Don't hold back!
Rosie went on to rant, "Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and vietnamese sons you are photo'd with weekly too!!!? who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too. Mccain wants to continue with the idea of war for profit...the americans are over that thinking now! They have drugged our troops and lower classes into supporting their oil business atrocities for long enough. We want to save not lose our souls thank you. Now go back to making your movies about women who love to handle big guns that shoot hundreds of people to death. Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)"
Courtney Love, is that you? Seriously, why isn't this woman on "The View"?! Shit, why isn't she on every talk show on the planet! This is the kind of shit I like to hear.
That being said, Roseanne doesn't need the psychic wonder known as Becky #1 to tell her that she has a shit load of angry e-mails coming her way.
A lot of e-mails that say, "DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!" Seriously, a Brangaloonie wrote me once and said they hope I get hit by a plane. A plane! That basically explains what makes up a Brangaloonie.
And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
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oh yeah, Obama just "sprang" out of nowhere and hasn't lived through the pages of history. Well, he's a darker shade and bi-racial, AND he lived to be 40-something, so fuck yes, he's LIVED history in US. Too bad he's lived the part of ongoing American history you will never acknowledge.
and finally: He wasn't a Yale would-be flunky who only got to graduate and be Texas gov through daddy's connections.
I don't care what anyone says--I'm voting for Nixon!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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You had me - until you mentioned Hillary. She's just one more Washington phony~
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Hopefully James Haven will grace us with Angie and Brad's response to this fuckery will be.
p.s.: McCain had my respect till he came with hat in hand ready to suck Bush and Cheney balls and agree to anything they said for "his turn" at the White House. The same assholes who launched a racist campaign against McCain in redneck states claiming he had an illegit black daughter <-- I guess that still pisses of bible-beating white assholes like you, Jolierthanthou. Funny how you hate Angelina for espousing a different flavor of the same holier-than-thou crap you come in here chewing "libooorool's" asses over. Fuck off and die in a mega-church implosion, OH and btw: Merry Xmas in advance, dipshit ^_^
Does anyone else think that the title "Jon Voight" was also a jab? I think it would be, considering Angie Jo wants to believe her success has NOTHING to do with her father. And I doubt the Pitt's will even know how to react to this. They have never experienced negativity from "the left". They will most likely deem this too below their radar.
And even if you think Rosie is a fat loud mouth, who has no reason to even be in the media these days, she is saying what many people have been saying. Clooney has got to be getting a giggle from this.
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Ha ha, fucking classic Roseanne. I love it
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The producer would be shitting pickles until they signed off and the go straight for that 5 martini lunch.
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Submitted by JolierThanThou on August 18, 2008 - 10:22am.
I can't stand either one of our choices, but I would prefer a president who has lived through the pages of history instead of one who sprang out of nowhere, thus far completely unvetted, with shady associations.
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Totally agree with you!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 11:10am.
OH OH OH! I FINALLY found a copy of that Brange People spread and the bebes are uuuugggllllyyyyyy. Angelina also put as little effort as possible into sprucing herself up for the camera and looks like a genuine bag of cat shit.
Right?? I mean did they get the date and time mixed up or something. They all looked as if they just got out of bed. Could anything have appeared more staged? Or are they just trying too hard for the bohemian au natural look? Either way they looked dirty and unkept. Bet that house is like a zoo!
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Yeah - anyone who doesn't believe in Obama's fucking fake ass shit is a self-loathing idiot, right?
Funny, I think the idiots are the people who blindly follow Obama when his track record is less than stellar, but that's just me.
I won't be voting for either of the fuckfaced narcissistic liars that are running for President. Hillary was the last hope I held onto, and even that was barely a glimmer.
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Hey Pimpcessa:
You're right on. Rosie could easily take over any panel of hosts or guests. It would have been too hard to maintain some semblance of order on the set!
I don't know MK. Lately, anti-brangeloonies have become the more obsessed loonies.
all of ya and your newfound Rushalina leader are crazy over Angelina. It's not good. Put down the knife. Walk away.
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Submitted by JolierThanThou on August 18, 2008 - 12:22pm.
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boo hoo, go suck on your gospel-according-to-Joel-E-I'm-a-self-loathing-closet-case.
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I would have LOVED to see Roseanne on The View
ITA but you know that they'd be sweating bucket the whole time until it ended. She seems a little unpredictable dontcha think?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I always pictured AJ smelling like kitty litter and hissing at people she doesn't like.
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Hee hee! I imagine she smells a bit like acrid sweats and spits on anyone who walks near her.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Go Rosie! Loved the rant, all true.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Rosie, you had me up until the "Ps....." Other than that you were spot on! Can't wait to hear the backlash that is surely a comin!
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your are the best. You make my day.
paradoxical bunny on August 18, 2008 - 12:12pm.
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I don't give a fuck- I have always loved Roseanne and now I think I am in gayelle lurrrve♥♥♥♥♥!! YOU EFFING ROCK ROSEANNE!!! Tell them jolier-than-thou fuckwads
where to go with themselves!!!
Ahhh, life is good:)
P.S. I do not agree with R's political views...I am merely overjoyed that she told the self-proclaimed supercouple where to shove it LOL
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whoa....Roseanne is crazy! I've known it for years, but now it's like she just came out and confirmed it.
It's called democracy...you can vote for whomever you want. She sounds like a Communist to me. Stick her on the Red list and maybe she'd like to do some work for the UN in North Korea. They'd hand over their nukes just to get rid of her.
Think I solved that problem...Yay!
I would have LOVED to see Roseanne on The View, but I can see why they didn't ask her: she'd be too FORMIDABLE an opponent. I have seen her subtly making fun of Martha in one of her cooking shows. That was fucking hilarious. Rosie's wits are just too powerful!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 18, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Hi PSL. I can think of two reasons why Audrina is in the news, and I aint' talikin' about her ceiling eyes.
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Audrina's wonky ass oval silicone sacks were strewn over every page of my Star magazine this week. Her boobs are so ugly! Even Heidi's tits are cuter. I hope this ceiling eyes trend (along with everything to do with the Hills including the 14 spinoffs they're probably developing) will just disappear. Although I do sorta love how Ceiling Eyes is getting a lot more attention than LC (UGH).
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
wow. there ya go, everything she just said she ruined with the last sentence. support a "brown" man. how about support him because he has the skills to lead a country?
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Obama DOES NOT have the skills to run a country. He is an arrogant, waffling, self serving, empty suit with Marxist leanings who cannot string two words together coherently unless he is tethered to a teleprompter. McCain is a RINO and was a media darling until the liberals latched onto Obama and elevated him to messianic status. I can't stand either one of our choices, but I would prefer a president who has lived through the pages of history instead of one who sprang out of nowhere, thus far completely unvetted, with shady associations. Keep drinking the koolaid you Obamaloonies.
And Roseanne can suck it, the ignorant bitch.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 11:10am.
OH OH OH! I FINALLY found a copy of that Brange People spread and the bebes are uuuugggllllyyyyyy. Angelina also put as little effort as possible into sprucing herself up for the camera and looks like a genuine bag of cat shit.
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I always pictured AJ smelling like kitty litter and hissing at people she doesn't like.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
What an absolutely super way to start off Monday. Love it!
Any person who puts credence in ANY celebrity's political endorsement should not be allowed to vote.
*Peeks around* Any loons flipping out in here yet?
I'm a big fan of Roseanne, but not her overly liberal political views. I wouldn't have a problem with said views if she weren't the type of lib who lives to drag down anyone with differing beliefs.
That said, I can REALLY get into her tirade about Brangie - that shit is genius. I can only hope that it makes an impact because while Rosie isn't really A-list, she has a WAY FUCKING BETTER resume than Brad or Ange (HELLO. Shedevil?) and it's fucking amazing to hear another celeb call them the fuck out on their bullshit instead of raving about how fucking godly they are.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
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LMFAO I'm gonna miss your crazy ass roro
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oh sweetie not me I would never! that just what I call roseanne i've watched way too many espiodes of the roseanne show
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*headesk* Now you said it, it's obvious.
Good to hear you ain't planning on leaving anytime soon!
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
I am going to revel in this moment from Roseanne, fuck politics, fuck shady lie telling celebs, this needed to be done and done by the left field peanut gallery.
The Brangie fucks deserve to be served, they're way over due. When you drink pompousity and eat hypocrisy pie, you eventually drown in your own diarrhea, fuck them.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
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OMG yes you remeber that show! Please tell me you remeber Goosebumps and Eerie Indiana.
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 18, 2008 - 11:04am.
Foursome anyone?
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Gonnaburn... hell fuckin' yes????!
dream team wedding! ... (I am thinking at Islandgirl's place?)
Gawd, i hate it when everyone gets all political and shizz....
I just want to rant about the Brangeloonies!!!
U LOONIESTS CAN FLY YOUR PLANES RIGHT ON OVER TO FRANCE WHERE YOUR QUEEN RESIDES...FAR AWAY FROM THIS COUNTRY SHE SO CALLED LOVES. PFFFT!
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LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 12:10pm
Botoxicated Bloop Times.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
For the record, just because someone is right about someone being a phony doesn't mean that they are right overall.
Exhibit A: The has-been up there.
OH OH OH! I FINALLY found a copy of that Brange People spread and the bebes are uuuugggllllyyyyyy. Angelina also put as little effort as possible into sprucing herself up for the camera and looks like a genuine bag of cat shit.
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You have a Really good point . . . Now I'm pro-Roseanne!
What happened Brangeloonies? Get your sh*t together.
LOL MK... "And something tells me Saint Angelina read Rosie's rant, picked up her golden phone, hit speed dial #1 and said, "God? It's me, Saint Angie. You know Roseanne Barr? Take care of it."
(just appreciating you again)
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paradoxical bunny on August 18, 2008 - 11:54am.
Foursome anyone?
I'm no huge Roseanne fan - lost interest when she lost it around the time of her fiasco marrige to Tom - but hot damn I love this blog of hers! I mean, I'm sick to death of "celebs" preaching their politics but I also get off on the exposure of celeb hypocrisy - and that trumps Roseanne's annoyingness anyday! *L
and I totally agree - she should be on The View more often. They should give her a reg. day - like, Wacky Wednesdays with guest host Roseanne. She can sit centered betwixt Joy and Sherri.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I can't wait for White Oprah's response you know shes going to same something about this.
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So off-topic but... SHIT, Salem, that show used to scare the FUCK outta me when I was about 7. Especially the one about the zombie in the pool. Thanks for reawakening repressed memories!! <3
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meh, it's obvious why Trangelina is "on the fence" about McCain: she doesn't want to piss off either candidate so that her "career" as a honorary bullshit ambassador whatever can continue past this fucked to hell administration.
and I'd vote for my neighbor's horny dog right about now over McCain, fuck yes I'm voting for Obama.
"DEAR ROSIEANNE, DIE ALREDY! YOU ARE A JELIS LOOSER. BRANGELINA IS THE SUN, MOON AND STARS. U WISH U HAD THIER TALNET, BEATEY AND HART. I HATE U AND HOPE U GET HIT BY A PLANE!"
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Oh my effing Lord Michael K, that is perfect brangeloooooon speech. You must take night classes for that shit.
Right on Roseanne!
Political rants (especially on the Internet) are the most pointless waste of typing time. WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS people quit reading a third of the way through. If you haven't lost all of you readers by then, the venom in what you are saying loses them.
If you are trying to shape someone's opinion, have a conversation. If you refuse to do that, you only sway people to vote opposite to what the scary fucker thinks.
If you are just ranting to rant, especially about famewhores, you are hipocritically famewhoring yourself.
"spit out more dunces-----" - shit Rosie, your mother should have swallowed. By the way Rosie, what the fuck makes you think that anybody would give a fuck who you are voting for much less who Queen Angie is voting for? Shut your fat fucking pie hole, collect your royalties for your piece of shit TV series, grab a couple of more bon bon's wash it down with a couple of fucking beers and chill bitch. Nobody really cares!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 18, 2008 - 11:40am.
Death annocement in 5,4,3....
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LMFAO I'm gonna miss your crazy ass roro
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oh sweetie not me I would never! that just what I call roseanne i've watched way too many espiodes of the roseanne show
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*headesk* Now you said it, it's obvious.
Good to hear you ain't planning on leaving anytime soon!
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Angelina is just saying she is undecided because she knows that the two parties will try to woo her. Why people are stupid enough to give a shit about what this dimwit thinks is another issue.
Hi PSL. I can think of two reasons why Audrina is in the news, and I aint' talikin' about her ceiling eyes.
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