Monday, August 18th 2008
Dear Dan, Do You Need Help Tying Your Shoes?
Daniel Radcliffe has a small case dyspraxia, a disorder that fucks up your coordination.
DanRad's spokesbitch said, "Yes, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia. This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting." Bad handwriting? I probably have a terminal case of dyspraxia.
DanRad also joked about his condition, ""I sometimes think, 'Why, oh why, has Velcro not taken off?'"
Poor Hairy Potter. I will gladly help him tie his shoelaces anytime he needs it. And while I'm down there, I might as well as polish his.....sneaker's tongue. What did you think I was going to say? You filthy ass bitches!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Well now how in the fuck is he supposed to cast wingardium leviosa and not blow up the entire castle? He's screwed.
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Oh my frickin' muggle ass....that was funny!!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I do not see the appeal of this kid. He might be the nicest guy in the world, but he has a serious case of "Ran Into a Brick Wall" face.
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Sadly, he is the only human alive who is hotter with a pair of circle glasses on.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Well now how in the fuck is he supposed to cast wingardium leviosa and not blow up the entire castle? He's screwed.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.
he's always looked like 40-year-old teenager
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In that case, he and Ali Lohan should hook up.
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hmmm, actually she might look like an older lady molesting a 40--year-old virgin
Awww I love Elijah he was my first crush, him and Dan have the most amazing blue eyes there like swimming pools, I just wanna dive right in.
He has so much fucking money, he can hire a shoe tie-er for EACH SHOE.
No pity from me Dan!
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
I'm maybe 5 or 6 years older than Harry Potter and I feel dirty thinking of him in that way, even though he does absolutely nothing for me.
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Hmmm....i remember thinking when the HP movies came out about how gorgeous Daniel was going to be when he grew up....
I think he outgrew that. The Phelps twins out-hot him...Hm...He is proportionally more attractive with his shirt off!
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.
he's always looked like 40-year-old teenager
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In that case, he and Ali Lohan should hook up.
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Hi5.
he's always looked like 40-year-old teenager
Arrgh...he looks better with specticles on...
Those crazy bug-eyed blues of his make me mad that they didnt choose a boy with actual green eyes like Harry Potter has. Piss me off!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Me likey Daniel's bushy brows.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
I'd have to agree with FatMartha on this one, dont see it with this kid, and dont want to.
He also kinda reminds me of Elijah Wood, who i really cant stand... So there's that.
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Why is it that no one has actual non fake naked pictures of him yet?
Fuck the shoe tying psycho stuff.
www.reluctantwhore.com
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Inability to tie his shoes and terrible handwriting? He just described 87% of today's youth. *shakes walker*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Someone needs to tell Dan about Skechers Z straps.
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Dick happens! - MK
See what horsefucking gets ya??!
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*edited-->DanRad also joked about his condition, ""I sometimes think, 'Why, oh why, has Velcro not taken off?'"
OK he just got cooler in my book! Funny shit=))
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Roseanne writes, "jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin')."
Haha "Hairy" Potter?
Oh Dan you're so cute and...legal
I do not see the appeal of this kid. He might be the nicest guy in the world, but he has a serious case of "Ran Into a Brick Wall" face.
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Hi5.
Haha! I'd gladly help him do that, amongst other things, any day!
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I wouldn't want anyone with dyspraxia fingering my nono hole. OUCH!
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