Monday, August 18th 2008
Heidi Montag Has A New Song......
....and it's everything you would expect. It's basically torture for your ears. On a positive note, I think all the wax in my ears melted away.
Heidi explained the deep meaning to her new song "Overdosin" to Ryan Gaycrest on his KISS-FM show this morning. She said it's about "when you fall in love with someone... and you're just overdosing off of their love." Okay, that pretty much confirms that Spencer probably writes her songs for her.
I want to fucking overdose after listening to that pony warble. It's horrific. It sounds like Parasite Hilton's twatty lips singing into a fan.
VIA UsWeekly
McLovin' . . . .WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it! America has completely sold out. No talent is necessary to do anything anymore. Michael Phelps is the only guy who has done anything extraordinary in the last year and even he is a little bonkers (check out his diet regimen) Fuck Heidi Montag!!!
I have a real question:
Does Heidi Montag have actual fans? I mean, like people who want to hear her music? Surely not. Surely her entire fame rests on the fact that people universally loathe her. So in that way, perhaps she's making this music bad on purpose? That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why she's allowed to make music. Like William Hung or something.
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The difference is William Hung is likable, Heidi isn't even tolerable.
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I read that she got caught farting on a dog in junior high.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
HA. "overdosing off their love"?? that's pretty deep, heidi.
Submitted by PhillipP on August 18, 2008 - 10:35pm.
I put my phone next to the computer speaker so a friend of mine who is in jail could hear the song (he likes Heidi) about 2 hours ago and it shut down the jail phone system and it has not come back up yet. This is 100% true.
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LOL! They were like: Bomb threat! Bomb threat!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
ryan gaycrest is such a little kiss ass.. he makes me ill along with heidi cuntrag and spencer bratt.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I put my phone next to the computer speaker so a friend of mine who is in jail could hear the song (he likes Heidi) about 2 hours ago and it shut down the jail phone system and it has not come back up yet. This is 100% true.
It's true!!!! Horses can talk! I didn't say sing because Heidi-horse can NOT sing, but she certainly can talk! And Ryan Gaycrest should be fired for even entertaining the idea of playing this so-called "track". Break out the huntin' rifle! It's time to put Heidi-horse down for good. Oh and while you're at it take Spencey-poo out too!
RT - I LOVE Leighton Meester
And who told this bitch she could sing??? Who in the hell recorded her???
Some things can never be explained.
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Computer says no
i am so SICK of her and that twat spencer. total no-talent NOBODIES! is it bad that if she did overdose i wouldn't be sad???
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
I can't listen to this shit either because I have respect for my ears. They should just airmail this caterwauling to the middle east and play it on a continuous loop....osama bin laden will be smoked out in no time.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by cycloneb on August 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Salem13
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David Bowie...incredible talent! His voice is absolutely devine and even better when heard live. Amazing man!!!
The Beatles? I remember my older sis & bro crankin' their 45's & gyrating round the room.
OT <> I refuse to hit play on that HM shit above...no doubt, it is just the same ole, same ole, computer generated/enhanced generic pus! <> I feel sorry for the youth of today. Right at this second, I can't even think of one single truly talented artist, that actually does sing?
There are plenty of singers out there today who can sing - if I had to name one: India Arie is an amazing talent, she sings, writes her own songs and plays an instrument.
It's not a case of the youth today's music being shit but more the industry promoting shit.
OT: I couldn't even listen to the whole thing. You know when a person must be a REAL shit singer when even all the computer trickery still doesn't make it sound any better. She is disgusting.
Submitted by Devore on August 18, 2008 - 5:05pm.
LOL. It's really no worse than anyone else on your list. I'm sure she'll get some idiots to buy into her "Look, I'm a pop singer" fantasy.
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I hope she has an overdose.
Uggg my ears are still ringing from the Fashion song. This song will be playing on the shuttlebus to Hell.
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indeed, torture for the ears!
Wrong on every level.
barf.kill her now!
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
No lie; there had been a number of crows outside kicking up a fuss and making lots of noise trying to steal the food I'd left outside for the strays. When I clicked on this they left.
disppointed.... its not too terrible.
she cant sing but neither can:
madonna
britney spears
janet jackson
cher
jennifer lopez
paula abdul
hillary duff
miley cyrus
paris hilton
lindsey lohan
list goes on and on
so I guess that is the whole point of this girls musical project
I have a real question:
Does Heidi Montag have actual fans? I mean, like people who want to hear her music? Surely not. Surely her entire fame rests on the fact that people universally loathe her. So in that way, perhaps she's making this music bad on purpose? That's the only explanation I can come up with as to why she's allowed to make music. Like William Hung or something.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 18, 2008 - 4:20pm
Aw, you're more than welcome, doll, anything to save a hwat sluuut'z eyes and ears!!
Talk about making dogs howl and coyotes bay...bitch probably fucks up bat sonar with that shit, too.
They should just let the computer do it all, they'd have a better chance for a hit!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
It's times like this that make me glad my computer here at work has no speakers.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I actually made it past the chorus...
The song made me feel light and airy. I think it's because my will to live flew away as I was listening.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Spencer Pratt is the devil's shepherd.
That is all.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 18, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Give me blown elbow, give me diseased peen, giraffe peen, duck peen, I'll even watch the car-fucker again, just please don't make me go past 10 secs of that!!
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Gotcha, will not click 'play'. Thanks my dear.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 3:53pm.
Give me blown elbow, give me diseased peen, giraffe peen, duck peen, I'll even watch the car-fucker again, just please don't make me go past 10 secs of that!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
republican dumbass
my voice kind of sounds like this... after i've ingested large amounts of helium. maybe i can get a record deal too!
oh my gosh you guys are way worse masochists than me (and I would make out with Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan) if you willingly listened to this ho sing.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Salem13
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David Bowie...incredible talent! His voice is absolutely devine and even better when heard live. Amazing man!!!
The Beatles? I remember my older sis & bro crankin' their 45's & gyrating round the room.
OT <> I refuse to hit play on that HM shit above...no doubt, it is just the same ole, same ole, computer generated/enhanced generic pus! <> I feel sorry for the youth of today. Right at this second, I can't even think of one single truly talented artist, that actually does sing?
I've been reduced to a cowering wet alley cat for all the times that I've ragged on this truly talented gemstone. It would be an undeserved honor for me to listen to this brilliant melody non-stop, but I understand that my punishment instead is to listen to the excruciating sound of gnats whizzing by my ears all day long.
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http://www.myspace.com/oxygen162
Remember the video from a few days ago of the weightlifter that broke his elbow? Is this video/song better or worse than that?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 2:34pm.
In better news, Jemaine Clement of "Flight of the Conchords" got married.....what a lucky bitch who snagged him!
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'Tis a bittersweet day for me. I'm happy for Jemaine because i love him, but i'm sad because i love him and want him for myself.
And when is season 2 coming out?! I need more FOTC in my life!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
That hurts feelings and babies
MY EARS. THEY'RE BLEEDING!
~Well, bless your heart~
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 18, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Honey, that's EVERY day where I live!
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I'm starting to think we may live in the same city then Taco Mom Times.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
as mush as I want to join in this sucktacular thread I'm not listening....you cannot make me....I'll pierce my eardrums with pencil points first...
*runs away screamin*
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I'm sure that there are more beautiful sounds coming out of Paris's vagina that this twat can ever conjure up with her sperm infused vocal chords and Spencer's fucking casio boom box.
Yeah...i hate them. and so do you!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
In better news, Jemaine Clement of "Flight of the Conchords" got married.....what a lucky bitch who snagged him!
OT: Fuck Heidi.
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what's the matter with your life? why you gotta mess with mine? don't be sweatin' what I do, cause I'm gonna be just fine...
-Salt n Pepa "None of Your Business"
This is an offense to the human ear.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Off-topic: Is it officially Dumbshits Come Out of Your Homes and Wreak Havoc On The World Day?
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Honey, that's EVERY day where I live!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Off-topic: Is it officially Dumbshits Come Out of Your Homes and Wreak Havoc On The World Day?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Holy shit. I didn't think it could get worse, but it did. We're all fucked.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I realy hope she dies of an overdose!! That was worse than Ali Lohan, Paris & Unfitney combined!!!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
I know the soldiers overseas cant wait to hear about her problems and drama with LC! They have just been overcome with grief that they have not been able to watch these interesting beauties debate each other with their indepth philosophies!
Heidi is a sensitive caring soul, so of course she saw the troop's needs to be educated and entertained on serious issues of whats going on in scenester Hollywood! Thank you Miss Montag. You truly are a feminist hero.
Why do they let these tone-deaf screech owls sing?
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"