Monday, August 18th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Why did I think Kanye West had major body underneath his clothes? It's like meeting a hot bitch at a bar and thinking they are all ripped under their clothes. You go home with them only to find out that their body looks like something out of an Easy Bake Oven. Total and utter letdown. But that still doesn't stop you from riding that shit until it pops.
And for such a cocky bitch, Kanye has such teensy weensy nipples. Baby nippies. He needs to moisturize his nipples daily with Nipout! It doesn't work on ass lips though. So.....I've heard.
With all that being said, I'D HIT IT! Yes, in all caps. That's how Kanye likes it.
I'm sooo surprised he looks like that. I'll take a 6-pack or stronger arms and I'd hit it
I would totally hit it...with a crowbar.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
What are these creepy products in the nipout link? Instantbust-Instant Breast Enlargement Gel and pills-"You have absolute control how large you want you breasts, just stop once you reach your desired size. 1 month supply bottle." I want me breasts far away from that shit.
If he was over 50, I'd say his body looks good, but he's a little young to have a body like that...especially since he's rich and could get prepared food and a trainer. He's probably one of those people that just does not have a good body no matter what they do (95% or the population falls under this category..so oh well) because it looks like he probably lifts weights, but its still nasty. I wouldn't do him because he is a douche bag...possibly the biggest douche bag that ever lived. Plus he has a gross ugly head and mouth...look at those teeth. He would probably scrap your wiener with them when hes blowing you.
Ew, he is not fit....I thought he would be. Must be all the good food.
Your face!
Maybe if the entire world were devastated by nuclear war, turning it into a barren wasteland with only him and me as the surviving human beings who had to repopulate the planet...
... nah. I'd let the human race die out.
Oh yeah, nothing is sexier than a flabby self-important 30 year old guy who blogs like a 12 year old girl.
HELL NO, SQUID BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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ick...kanye is too young to have this kinda flab going on...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
You know that Elegant Lady is a straight ho but there is NO WAY, I repeat, NO WAY that I would hit that.
To quote Whitney Houston,
"Hell-to-the-Naw"!
Eww...
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
He's got kind of a flabby old man body, even though he's young. He's got dark skin yet somehow comes off as pasty. Confirmation that being a whiny little bitch will ultimately give you bitch tits.
On the other hand, his music is annoying.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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Predictably, Perez is foaming at the mouth over this photo.
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on August 18, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Pretty normal and average looking American body ,with the typical African American diet, tons of high fructose corn syrup in all sodas, bread, cereals, NO fresh veggies or fresh fruit,loads of steroid induced meat and shit loads of ungodly chemicalized fried fast food, average results for the rotten diet here .
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Mmmmmmm...*smacking tiger lips* Sounds delicous....ESPECIALLY the steroid induced meat....*droools*....I'm so going on the "typical African American diet"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
no need to take it to a racial level.
1. kw is not fat, he is just not ripped.
2. most americans are fat, nothing to do with ethnicity.
no, def not
ok - prolly yes if I had drink in me
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I mean, I'd hit it except for the fact that I don't think it's cool to take advantage of the mentally challenged...so yeah, gonna have to pass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I would hit it. Repeatedly. With a nail-studded 2x4.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Hells no. Deliberately visible underwear is an automatic "NYET."
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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LMAO!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
does we be allows to et watermellon, massa?
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how YOU doin'?
Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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LOL, damn I guess I missed the memo, too.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
*looks at my grapes*
you mean only white people eat fruit? shit!
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Submitted by AssataFayeJenkins on August 18, 2008 - 7:07pm.
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Thank you for pointing that out. I would've, but I've dealt with enough asshatty racist shit today so I wasn't going to go there with that poster.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
While is body isn't particularly tight or anything, as someone else pointed out, it's a fairly normal body. There are lots of people WAY more out of shape than that.
I love the mildly racist comment about the typical African American diet, then the list of.... y'know, the stuff that's actual the typical AMERICAN diet. I also love that EVERYbody in the south is overweight, even though, as a southerner... well, I think people are generally smart enough to understand that any statement of that nature is likely to be untrue be default.
All that being said... I'd hit it with the lights out... on a trip to the Caribbean. With Michael K. taping it & getting nexties.
~yeah. like that~
i did earlier
not anymore
that belly's grossing me out
Eew. As much shit as he talks, I thought his body would be on point. Guess not. Can't stand him anyway. I agreee with Carmeloh about Common and Pharrell. Yum,
Totally thought that was LeVar Burton.
But you don't have to take my word for it.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
His personality is AWFUL and his body is AWFUL too!
EWW CAN'T STAND THIS ASSHOLE
Pretty normal and average looking American body ,with the typical African American diet, tons of high fructose corn syrup in all sodas, bread, cereals, NO fresh veggies or fresh fruit,loads of steroid induced meat and shit loads of ungodly chemicalized fried fast food, average results for the rotten diet here . I just got back from down south , Tenn. Georgia , EVERYbody fat as a hog down there.
Like Elton sings in "The Bitch Is Back", "Times have changed and now the poor get fat"..
In Kanye's defense as much as he is an ego maniac loudmouth, douchebag dressin blowhorn, he is the ONLY rapper to speak up about leaving gay people the fuck alone, and GETTING REAL that every person has someone gay in their family .
As far as would I hit it ? Ehm... no.
time to run some Laps, get the crunches on and clean up that ghetto ass diet Kayne, Like Dolly sez
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Yes. With a sockful of Ivory bars.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 18, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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EW, NOOOOO!!!! LOL, please keep these thoughts to yourself!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
YES. But then again, I almost never answer no to that question.
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"I like to think of myself as handy-capable." - Theodore Bagwell
Fuck no. This man repulses me more than any other living being. I would fuck a diseased mule before I fucked Kanye West.
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I wouldn't hit it, but because of his personality. Other than that, hes fine. Most dudes are more out of shape than this.
damn ole man body fo sho.
I'd hit it though. Seriously.
I take it back. He's not really fat, he's just ugly.
Fat fuck!
Ugghh, I feel like I just walked in on one of my uncles changing in the bathroom....thanks MK, you always know how to ruin a perfect afternoon.
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Wow, all this time I thought Kanye was just one of those skinny people with big puffy chipmunk chicks (we've all seen them). Now I realize he is just fat! I wonder what he would look like without puffy cheeks. Still wouldnt fuck him. Ever. I'm not into gay dudes like that.
There is nothing attractive about this whiny, self-important baby. Including the gas tank for the love machine he's been hiding under his Hanes t-shirt, I might add.
would I hit it? yes, with a 2x4. Can't stand him.
In this picture, he looks like a rejected homeboy from th 70s.
Hey, come on guys.....Bill Cosby looks pretty good for being like 80s.
eww he looks like the guy who collects my garbage.
But is IS Kanye afterall...
so if theres anything worth hittin in those CKs...why not?
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No. He got chipmunk cheeks. That's just plain wrong.
In 2.5 seconds!
Maybe with a stick with nails in it? Else no, no effing way.
I can confidently say...
NO I WOULD NOT HIT IT, SQUIDBRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hi5.
I just want to get some thread and a needle and sew his mouth shut!
Industrial thread of course.
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Dick happens! - MK
hes not out of shape but he is not ripped either,
KW has beautiful teeth/ smile.
hes a nice looking guy but his personality is obnoxious.