Jenny Aniston Isn't Talking, But Her Friends Are

Submitted by Daisy424 on August 23, 2008 - 10:31pm.

check that date on that article and weep

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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20163463,00.html

Not talking maybe because John Mayer borrowed her car and drove her neurotic, needy ass out to the country and left her.

Then Courtney Coxsucker found her on a farm keeping a horse company---She was gainfully employed as a horsey friend and finally happy---since she's kinda cross-eyed with the schnaz in the way, she thought she had two horsey friends!

Then Coxsucker gathered all the farm animals and they conducted a special intervention to ease J-Fur back onto two legs.

P.S.--Just taking a break and not looking for any J-Fur watch dogs to nip at me with little terrier teeth--some of Team Anisto-nappy-ass-hairi-us are as pressured as a big boil on Kirsty Alley's ass----when she's sitting. Calm yourselves Yagos it's just for fun.

I'm really not vulgar---I blame it on my childhood---I was forced to clean pool halls.

#%@$!FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS TYPE ANGRY*&*%$%!

OMG is this the new LA or womething? but she plays for the other team? FREAKS OUT THERE PEOPLE!!!!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 8:30pm.

Since my opinion and yours translates into the money they, and apparently, you so desperately crave, yes, they do care that my ass is not going to be sitting in a seat at any of her movies, nor his concerts, due to my low opinion of both.

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No Kizzy, they don't care. Hate to break it to you. And who are you to bust my balls about being desperate for money? You're just jealous b/c you don't have any. It's so apparent. Also,I hardly think anyone would give a crap if you were keeping a seat warm in theaters or concerts.
No, instead you just sit home and rent their DVD's! That'll teach them! I started this rant by defending John Stamos when you HAD to point out what a d-list cheeseball he was. Now you want to point the finger and call me shallow and money obsessed. No dear, I was strictly pointing out that you're being judgemental towards a person that A) you don't know and B) has more talent and success than you obviously do which in turn pays him more money!! You nutcase.

Yawn- where o' where has my K-9 gone?! You were so full of advice and life knowledge--damn glad I took the afternoon off. I was expecting at least one more tongue lashing from a pro!

Come on K-9---stop treating me like I killed a fucking Unicorn or something.

Hey I was just finishing up a Halloween costume and started to wonder what you look like. Afterall, you are a huge J-Fur fan.

So, if you decide to send some luv---I was wondering if you or any of your pack sell off extra hair----I need to make a werewolf costume and could really use some fur---You know you being a Anistonappyasshairius fan, I'm thinking you're probably kind of Sascrotchy too---However, don't get me wrong----I'll pay by the pound, but NO hair from the sweet spots, ick.

So, smart ass if I don't hear from you let's just wipe the slate clean and don't bother each other anymore. Ta Ta

Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 8:30pm.

Since my opinion and yours translates into the money they, and apparently, you so desperately crave, yes, they do care that my ass is not going to be sitting in a seat at any of her movies, nor his concerts, due to my low opinion of both.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

K-9/Jen

It wasn't hard to find you---- whining about Annistonappyasshairius. AGAIN- Boo Fucking Hoo Bitch.

I'm lucky enough to work from home, and hell I took time today just to tell you what I think of you freak

Your the type that needs to hear what a wannabe know-it-all you think you are. You don't know shit. You just have an acute lezzy crush on Aniston's hairy ass and you know it. All you do is stalk any thread to do with Aniston and spread your creepy lez luv for her.

Hate to rain on your "parade", but I don't think Jen's a lezzy--not just yet anyway. A couple more broken hearts away from being with you.

I can't imagine what you say on her fan site. I'll bet you have sideburns on your inner thighs just like Anistonappyasshairius.

Happy Trails----so good to talk again.

Here's a Happy Song!: I love you, you love me, homosexuality---People think we're just friends, but we're really lesbians! Later twat muncher.

It sounds like some peeps think money is the be-all and end-all of everything. Got money? You're all right. This kind of person would be an instant BFF of Andrew Luster.

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"The whole point of trolling is to get a rise out of people." (So sad - nothing else to do in life.)

Or, we're fucking normal, not attention whores, and aren't willing to totally debase ourselves for the sake of camera time.
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Kizzy, I'll agree with you that alot of celebrities are attention whores. But I'm just saying, who are any of us to label someone A-list, B-list, D-list? They make a shitload more money than most of us will see in a lifetime. If I were a d-list celebrity but I had so much money that I never had to work again - I wouldn't care who was calling me a cheeseball. I'd be laughing my way to the bank every day! You think they care about your opinion or mine? NO.

HeatherlyG: how sad are you? you said you wouldn't be coming back, but then you decide to respond to me on a different thread. What a psychopath you are. For someone who works 14-18 hour days (bullshit), you certainly have alot of time to banter. Here's a recap from the previous thread:

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K2 I'm not even going to bother checking back for your next flakey response. I'm sure you have a cult to run.

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From K2:

Since I'm so sure you will be checking back in, I will say this:

First, I have no clue where you get your info from but I don't have a 17 yr old child! You must be mistaken me with someone else you verbally attacked.

Second, you've given away your age by merely stating , "grown ups who are in there 30's and 40's". LMAO - you fool. Yes, us 30 year olds are grown ups compared to you. I'll now assume you're in your early 20's at best and wet behind the ears! I haven't even gotten vulgar with you and yet you feel the need to go off on some rant using foul language every step of the way. Not a real good way of getting your point across.

Finally, you already did apologize. You can't take it back now. You're exact words were :

"Thanks and sorry again to anyone that didn't appreciate my humor, except for the two twits K2 & Hetep."

Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 9:30am.
I love people that call certain celebrities "cheeseballs and d-list losers".... the bottom line is no matter how cheesy you may think they are - they're usually more successful, more talented and have more money than the dope that's bashing them . LMAO!!
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Or, we're fucking normal, not attention whores, and aren't willing to totally debase ourselves for the sake of camera time.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

ON BEHALF OF EVERYBODY INCLUDING MYSELF WHO HAS BEEN TOLD HOW IT IS BY THE GREAT SAGE K-2 (K-9)----I ALSO HAVE HAD HER BULLSHIT WRITTEN TO ME---

K-2 GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU OLD LEZZY----LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE YOU FUCKING PERV OR CHRIS HANSEN AT DATELINE IS GONNA HEAR ABOUT YOU. FREAK!

YOU HAVE ZERO LIFE IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO SPEND SPEWING OUT YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS HORSESHIT TO ANYONE THAT WON'T LISTEN. WHAT A LOSER.

I'M BORED WITH YOU CUNT. NO WONDER YOU'RE TEAM ANITSONAPPYASSHAIRIUS. FUCKING BABY.
FUCK OFF AND LOG OFF K-2 YOU FUCKING MORMON MISSIONARY. I THOUGHT YOU HAD A CULT TO RUN OR SOMEONE TO KIDNAP. WHAT'S WRONG? DIDN'T YOUR CREEPY VAN START?

Its Official jm you are 2008's Tampon Douche! Congrats- see you on Tmz later girlfriend! Uhh do you still have time to write your chessy music?

Lizardo911,
I think you would be more comfortable with the obsessed, crazy fans of angelina over at celebitchy. This website is for normal people only.

Submitted by nikita on August 19, 2008 - 6:12am.

Well my my,look at what John Stamos does for deserted baby prevention.

http://www.projectcuddle.org/default.asp
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by K2 on August 19, 2008 - 6:30am.
DebfrmHell agrees with us she want's to get a hold of their agents.I wish MK had a personal Message feature on his blog so we could get the ball rollling on Jen and Stamos.

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

I love people that call certain celebrities "cheeseballs and d-list losers".... the bottom line is no matter how cheesy you may think they are - they're usually more successful, more talented and have more money than the dope that's bashing them . LMAO!!

Ewwww!! Stamos is a total cheeseball D-list loser! The only thing people ever say about Stamos is 'how did he manage to land all those hot chicks?'

I'd throw Aaron Eckhart's hat in the ring

Submitted by Drinksonme on August 19, 2008 - 3:27am.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Owen already asked her out and she said she couldn't because he was Vince's good friend.
I believe the guy for her is John Stamos for alot of good reasons.Plus Stamos wants to start a family right away!

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I said the same thing about John Stamos awhile ago. He's very handsome. Then someone said he had a drinking problem (but don't they all have some vice?). He's greek just like her. Plus they were both on TV and had hit shows (if you want to call Full House a hit)... but it just seems they'd have alot in common. Plus both of their ex's dissed them for someone else after being married to them for years. He even did an episode on Friends ... they should know each other.

Come on, Jen. Take a pill. I would think you would have something better to do than spend your time on dlisted. Shouldn't you be looking for a new fuck? I was just responding to someone else who had said something about you having plastic surgery... Calm down...

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Oh, for fuck sake own up to saying nasty shit and stop making excuses for it ( "I was just responding to another commment")! please. Yeah, that's right, I'm Jen. That's the best you can come up with when someone actually defends the girl? IT MUST BE JEN. If you couldn't see any truth to what I said about people acting like children b/c they constantly berate this chic for her looks then you are even more ignorant than I suspected.

Looks like Jen used the same plastic surgeon for her nose that Angelina used for hers.

tigerlily, i wanted to post a comment but you pretty much summed up everything i wanted to say.... yeah, mayer is the biggest douchebag ever.....

Yeah Angelina Jolie looks mad older now .. she thinned her nose out and her lips are not as plump like they used to be.. I can't believe she is 33 plastic surgery can add the years!

I don't usually think about people getting old until suddenly their face resembles a marshmallow and yet their skin is more flawless than a newborns. Sometimes it's just the procedures alone that make us realize you're old.

I don't believe Jen or any of her friends said any thing..when they say "source" and no name, I believe its a lie just to keep the drama going..she doesn't look very upset about the breakup to me...John is an ass, he should just STFU...

Maybe jen didnt know he was with jsimpson previously. okay. DIDN'T SHE KNOW HE IS BFFs WITH FUCKING PETE WENTZ!!! I mean that has got to be the biggest red flag of all. Even if she knew nothing of his previous life... Tell me who your friend is and i will tell you who you are.

Submitted by Salem13 on August 18, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Owen already asked her out and she said she couldn't because he was Vince's good friend.
I believe the guy for her is John Stamos for alot of good reasons.Plus Stamos wants to start a family right away!

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Oh god i so don't care right now. He was a douche and she needs to be alone or just not go out at all or something...so we can move on with our lives and forget that both these people are so mediocre.

Your face!

Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 7:35pm.

Holy Shit! I dare you to put your mugshot on here for all of us to judge you? WTF is the hang up on her face? There is nothing wrong with her . So what she has a bit of a chin, look at your own flaws. As far as I'm concerened, Aniston has never fucked anyone over, tried to sabatoge relationships, nor does she come across arrogant or confrontational. Basically tries to keep to herself. I know this isn't a "fan site", so everyone is entitled to pick apart the woman they don't even know - but come on, some of you have to grow up and get passed physical appearances.

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Come on, Jen. Take a pill. I would think you would have something better to do than spend your time on dlisted. Shouldn't you be looking for a new fuck? I was just responding to someone else who had said something about you having plastic surgery... Calm down...

And... as one poster so eloquently said:

you have a giant chin, little weasel eyes, flat hair and a nose that a parrot could perch on.

the story proves JM is as douchey as we all thought.....

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 19, 2008 - 12:14am.

Submitted by bernstar69 on August 18, 2008 - 7:09pm.
G'evenin' all...a rare night post for me...

heeheehee. Good story.
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Thanks for that heads up - that WAS a good story:)

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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 18, 2008 - 7:09pm.
G'evenin' all...a rare night post for me...

heeheehee. Good story.

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Seeing how many people have decided she is a "sad and pathetic spinster" has awakened my ability to not be any thing other than a Jeniloonie. Do the ragmags quote anyone other than a "source"?

But I bet she was truly angry about the papps and PH Blogger...Since John Mayer is curled up in bed with that group, maybe that is where the infidelity and betrayal rumors started...

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Bernstar69...well told story!

She a millionaress yet she's pathetic? I wonder how many times you've been in a relationship that hasn't worked out. There's so many perfect people in this world.
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because besides the Trangelina angle, only way I can justify even the typing I'm doing right now is if she starts grinding Robert De Niro, or Ed Norton, or even Mini Me. fuck

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .... wake me when some hot dick shows up in this chick's life that's NOT vanilla

K2, she's not offering an explanation. She's offering excuses to try to bash her ex, which is a high school form of vindictiveness.

And sorry, but I don't believe these were leaked by "friends" -- especially given that said "friend" is way over the top in hostility over someone else's ex. Lots of celebs desperately try to keep themselves into the news by leaking stuff via never-named "friends," and since Jen's career definitely isn't keeping her in the news...

And she has a giant chin, little weasel eyes, flat hair and a nose that a parrot could perch on.

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You sound like a real winner. Her career isn't keeping her in the news? She just got finished filming 4 movies this year. Where have you been? On top of that, the media hasn't let her OUT of the news since her divorce! SO not really sure why she would be trying so hard to be written about. duh. Also, when did she offer "excuses" to bash her ex? We haven't heard a peep from her. As for her giant chin ..... you can refer to my previous comment.

Submitted by K2 on August 18, 2008 - 10:53pm.
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She looks better than me and has a better body than I do and I'm half her age - I can't hate! LOL

She's okay in my book....she's not as annoying as most celebs.

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K2, I and a few others here don't see the "ugly" or the "Maniston" stuff either. I think she's really attractive.

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Well it's nice that some of us use the eyes God gave us. Geez, personally I think she's cute and sexy. So does my husband! I think she carries herself in a classy manner. Plus she doesn't feel the need to constantly talk about her sexual escapades and weird habits from childhood. She's likeable. I find all the talk about her appearance rather sad. It just seems that people want to hate on her because they think she's ugly. How many children do we have on this thread?So what she's picked a few bad men? Does that justify calling her needy, clingy, desperate? Not everyone is the best judge of character. She's only hurting herself by making bad choices and yet so many people feel the need to point their fingers and laugh at her for it. How pathetic.

Mrs. Kravitz, so much for the shrill cries of how down-to-earth and normal she is. Really, I don't know why people fall for all that crap about her being such a normal girl-next-door gal.

I'm just waiting for her to get into an affair with someone else's hubby (or wife), like a low-rent version of Julia Roberts.

Tigerlilly, that sounds like a likely reaction. And I love your description of it.

My question to all the "you go girl!" Jen fans is -- if he's such a douche and she's so wonderful, why the hell was she dating him? Maybe like attracts but cannot stand each other, huh?

K2, she's not offering an explanation. She's offering excuses to try to bash her ex, which is a high school form of vindictiveness.

And sorry, but I don't believe these were leaked by "friends" -- especially given that said "friend" is way over the top in hostility over someone else's ex. Lots of celebs desperately try to keep themselves into the news by leaking stuff via never-named "friends," and since Jen's career definitely isn't keeping her in the news...

And she has a giant chin, little weasel eyes, flat hair and a nose that a parrot could perch on.

Candy, or.... perhaps people see her as pathetic because she IS? How long has she been pursuing an A-list career, douchebag playboys, and all that?

People judge her because Brad left her so that must mean to them that something is wrong with her, therefore they come up with reasons to justify him doing a fucked up thing very publically just because they enjoy seeing Brad and the brother fucker as a 'couple'. I think its sad.
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K2, I and a few others here don't see the "ugly" or the "Maniston" stuff either. I think she's really attractive.

I also think since the divorce she just wants to be left alone. She is not a media whore- you never see her on Robertson, etc....she's just trying to live her fucking life.

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I'll idealize, and realize, that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid; And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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bernstar69 on August 18, 2008 - 10:09pm.

Great post and interesting story. Now I really hate him. Bonus points for using cunt-waffle. :)

Submitted by lizardo911 on August 18, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Who cares? They had their fuck fest and now it's over until the next one... Don't really like either of them and if JA has had plastic surgery (besides two nose jobs) I would think she would look better than she does! LOL!

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Holy Shit! I dare you to put your mugshot on here for all of us to judge you? WTF is the hang up on her face? There is nothing wrong with her . So what she has a bit of a chin, look at your own flaws. As far as I'm concerened, Aniston has never fucked anyone over, tried to sabatoge relationships, nor does she come across arrogant or confrontational. Basically tries to keep to herself. I know this isn't a "fan site", so everyone is entitled to pick apart the woman they don't even know - but come on, some of you have to grow up and get passed physical appearances.

Submitted by bernstar69 on August 18, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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Why did I think you said you were at Burger King? I need to go lay down...obviously it's my bed time.

Oh - and John sucks. You should've bitch slapped him, the dumb fuck.

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That celebitchy site is pretty scary. Alot of people over there are mentally ill,old, and ill. When you look it up it supposed to be one of the main celebrity sites, but the posts are only about 25 or so. They write Angelina threads to get people fighting.

I think Jen did dump John, just like she dumped Brad. I think if he dumped her John would be acting like,next.

"I'm impressed that cobwebs come flying out of his wallet! He should do that trick at his concerts. It would be a lot more entertaining than his music."

Amen, MK!

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