Sandcastle Disco?!
I can't believe Beyonce and Daddy Knowles actually let Solange out of the basement to shoot a video for "Sandcastle Disco." What am I saying? They shot this shit in the basement. If you bring your nose close enough to the screen, you can even smell Beyonce's musty wigs marinating in basement dust.
Beyonce must have told Solange that "Sandcastle Disco" would be a cute title for a song. NOT. It sounds like the name of a tranny bar in Thailand.
And it's not right that Mama Knowles made Solange's outfits out of Beyonce's old ass prom dresses. Some of the shit Solange is wearing makes her look even more like the broken condom baby of Diana Ross and Orlando Jones. Not right! I blame Beyonce!
Don't worry, Solange. I'm still your biggest fan. Hell, I think I'm your only fan.
cute, different. me like.
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The song sucks. The video looks like it was made by a fifteen year old-period.
Solange is not even lip syncing properly!
I wish her well but she's got to get it together. And do not get me started on her dress or her back up singers.
I like her I Decided song, but this one is not good.
Did she make this at the mall? Honestly, without the video and mindless lyrics it isn't half bad.
November 8th B'Ware :-D
GET IT BEY!!! Yall 'bout to be mad ALL OVER AGAIN :-D & I'll have front row seats just to chuckle.
*on topic* Solange obviously marches to the beat of her own drummer. I like her song Fukk the Industry :-) tell it girl! This video is silly just like the previous one.... but I luvvvvv her sittin' on the "Can I Sing" soup :-D lol cute
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
Ok, I've slept on it, and this song sounds a lot better with headphones on. Over my speakers it sounds flat and awful; I see why people were hating on it.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Is this shit for real? Fuck, I should know better than to read anything with Solange in the title at this ungodly hour....
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
her voice is very similar to beyonce's voice but i like beyonce's better. plus beyonce can do so much more with her voice.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:40pm.
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Thanks! :D
Now cross your fingers for the fall musical....
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
QC: hahahaha...no, you're not alone.
BTW, congrats on your excellent audition!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Ugh. Awful. And what in Charo hell was that orange monstrosity she was wearing while "dancing" on the piano? Seriously, Mama Knowles definitely likes Beyonce better b/c that crap was whack...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 18, 2008 - 11:27pm.
The again, I like "Pieces of Me" by Asslee Simpson....heehee
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You too?! Good, I'm not alone :D
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I think this and her "I Decided" songs are cute. The again, I like "Pieces of Me" by Asslee Simpson....heehee
Solange is still pretty desperate to me, but good for her....good work.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Actually it's a great video and worthy of an award...looks like she's been working with the Brit producers....and she's not a great singer, but she's got room to grow. ... She's engaging and kind of cute...I think she's a winner.
Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 10:42pm.
And while I'm ass kissing, I wanna know the magic pill to get killer legs like that...
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Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease, trust.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
The background music sounds just like Young Folks by Peter, Bjorn & John
Ok, it must be the little sister in me that makes me want to say only nice things about Solange. Normally the songs MK posts I have to struggle to make halfway through but I happily admit I've listened to this several times and am contemplating getting it on my Ipod. And while I'm ass kissing, I wanna know the magic pill to get killer legs like that...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Sunrisegold71
Solange, I'm totally on your side. You're the 21st century "Jodie Watley" and much more fun and refreshing than yo sista! But you gotta quit callin me baby! I really like the video. Remember when videos were about having fun???@!!!!
eww what's with the feathery outfit and the can I sing soup? beyonce must be loving every minute of this mess.
I can't dislike Solange anymore. Especially after seeing that video of her sharing the stage with a drunk dude.
She's got some sass to her. Underneath the House of Dereon garb, there's a little rebel under there. Not the best singer, but interesting enough to watch.
That was just....unfortunate. Video looks like something a gaggle of tweens would make. She needs to differentiate herself from sis and do something else! Riding coattails does not a career make. Reminds me of the character Dot on MadTV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HL2sFX8RA
Submitted by lilu on August 18, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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No hate here, your statement's true.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by lilu on August 18, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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No hate here, your statement's true.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I hate on bitches with the best of you hos but I have to say she is more torelable then her sister hate on me if you want but that's my opinion (save your self the trouble telling me I can't spell ie. tolerable I'm not american)
We're "friends" on Facebook lol
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
I actually like this song and I like Solange. She's not a stuck up, horse hair wearing, re-touched to lighter than she is person like her beat-ass sister - Beyonce.
RT - I LOVE Leighton Meester
Beyonce can sing. Why should anyone think Solange can? Lindsey can act. Why should anyone think Ali can? Who (besides obnoxious stage mothers and fathers) says that all siblings are equally talented?
I congratulate anyone who was able to watch the whole video.
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Solange reminds me of the annoying little sister who can't find her place in the world so she tries way to hard to be like her big sister.
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Wow I usually like crappy music but this is too crappy for even MY tastes!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I can burp half the alphabet maybe I should use my casio to come up with a techno/r&b beat and I to can make millions.
Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 8:41pm.
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Aaliyah had a lovely voice and was a class act. Unfortunately, the bitches in this industry have ignored her influence and opt to be skanks instead. *sigh*
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Solange's "Can I Sing Soup"
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What the? Wait...no. That don't go.
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My boobs are bigger than yours!
He singing is just as good as Beyonce's, maybe even better but I don't know if that is good or evil.
well I have to give her props because her hair is looking FIERCE! She does not have the Beyonce obvious "I am wearing hair from a horse" look.
I like Beyonce for the most part. The only thing I don't like about Beyonce is when she gets to overyodeling and kills a damn song. And her pole dancing type moves. But that's probably more that my favorite singer was Aaliyah and that is a whole different type of class and style.
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how YOU doin'?
Submitted by Taylor Swift Fan on August 18, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 18, 2008 - 8:01pm.
For our Canadian friends. Solanges video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7qFGeAqq1M
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The first (and only) word that came to wind watching that was 'lacklustre.'
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Candy on August 18, 2008 - 7:31pm
Um, I thought MK LIKED it...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Solange in that video reminded me too much of Beyonce. The only difference is she's not as pretty as her sister.
Submitted by paris herpes on August 18, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Hmmm, just wanna make sure you understood my comment, I LOVE dlisted, MK, and dlisters. Didn't mean to confuse anyone. I am very aware of the caliber of posters here. I'm a long time reader, newish poster. Maybe you already caught that, but just wanted to be sure:)
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
that song sucks BALLS. Her voice is shakey and weak sounding, like she doesn't have much power behind it. And wtf was up with that weird ass twitch she did at the beg. of the video?? I had to rewind it to watch it again. Like some brief possession or some shit.
Everybody else is praising this tired shitty music of hers. Thank God MK is sane.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 18, 2008 - 8:27pm.
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Bwahahahaha! Damn.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 18, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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The video has the same vibe to it that Prince's "I Wish U Heaven" video has. Although I liked his better because he was nekkid.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 18, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 18, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Glad to know you calmed down, Martha. It's never attractive when fat people get angry...kidding, kidding. BTW, are you any relation to Martha Dumptruck?
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*whizzes over on her Hoveround* MARTHA WHO?? Did someone jack my name!? I'll beat them with my rolls!!! *pants for breath after her short tirade*
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Hi5.
I've listened to the song without looking at the video and realize I like it even more. It feels like summer: upbeat and light. The video's a bit distracting.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
That's not Ashanti?
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Poor Solange... She will always be in B's shadow. I hope that her career take off.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 8:22pm.
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That's because Solange doesn't have a bunch of people (her parents included) kissing her ass 24/7 and telling her that she's the best damn thing to happen to mankind since sliced bread. This chick has to actually work to get some kind of recognition unlike her brain damaged sister, so kudos to her for that (even though I don't think she's that talented, either).
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Song's not bad. Video is lame. Diana Ross and Orlando Bloom...priceless.
Damn, I was going to say, 12 year olds on this site?!?!!? We talk and have conversations and funny and disgusting thoughts.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Always Sunny, you're dealing with a different calibre of commenters here, we make fun of the celebs, not adore them. Except for some who will adore Brangelina or Phoebe Price on occasion, but for the most part, it's about fun not about drooling over how skinny Kate Bosworth is (like on the Skinny Website, which I swear is a pro-ana website if I ever saw one, although sometimes they're very gracious towards Kim K. for some weird reason). Anyway, Solange's song is way too perky for me, and those outfits are atrocious! They're totally Beyonce's cast offs and I bet from the House of Dereon! Solange's legs are nicer than Beyonce's HUGE tree trunk legs though!
Your face!