Avril Lavigne Is "Too Sexy" For Malaysia
Just like the Pussycat Dolls and Gwen Stefani before her, Avril Lavigne might have to change her act in order to play Malaysia. The Islamic party has asked the government to cancel her upcoming concert on August 29th, because they feel her act is "too sexy." That pretty hilarious, because Avril is about as sexy as wet granny panties hanging over a shower rod. Seriously, why did my abuelita always insist on washing her enormous panties in the sink and drying them on the shower rod? It was always one of the first things I saw in the morning growing up. Memories.
Anyway, a party official said this about Avril's show, "It is considered too sexy for us...it's not good for viewers in Malaysia. We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."
The Ministry will discuss this shit in a meeting tomorrow. Concert organizers are positive that they will be able to work things out. When PCD and Gwen Stefani played Malaysia, they had to tone down their show and cover up their shit.
In Avril's case, I'm guessing "too sexy" really means "fucking annoying."
Submitted by mike on August 18, 2008 - 8:45pm.
The problem isn't with Muslims, but with fundamentalist Muslims. The same holds true with Christians, Jews, whatever. Fundamentalism of any strip is fanaticism and extremism, and is a danger to society.
Submitted by happyface on August 18, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Malaysia is a Muslim country. Oh boy, I'm expecting a watershed of prejudice to come through on this thread. We have a new brand of anti-semitism these days against Muslims, I guess. Everyone has their justifications for it too.
Some of my background is Muslim and nobody so much as wore a headscarf since it isn't part of the religion anyway. You'de be suprised how many Muslims are ignorant about their own religion and how many westerners think they know about it (mostly negative stuff taken out of context or made up). Okay, done with my rant. I'm just scared of prejudices against religions and races.
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I totally agree with you two !!!
WTF is she supposed to be doing in that pic? I'm guessing it's supposed to be sexy but it comes off completely lame. Sooooo sex-eh! *rolls eyes*
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These people are such hypocrites. I can't stand Avril at all, but seriously what can this girl do so bad to young girls? She's like a puppy. A talentless puppy singing stupid songs. Oh I'm glad I live in a country where Avril can sing her lame songs at a concert and I can have the prerogative to skip it.
oops, stoopid me cunfused Malaysia with Singapore, when I spoke about religion! Unlike Singapore, Malaysian Muslims are surely predominant religion. I do respect all cultures and riligions equally, but I am against estremism and supression of other religions. In Malaysia, Muslims have been notorious supressors of other religions and religious rights within the country. Now they are also supressing natural development of teens and though womens rights, buy supressing their sexuality development and though selling them for more money into arranged marriages. It is worse than pentecoastal fundies.
No matter how sexay Avril can act, it is not right to forbid her shows. How can a girl make difference between cheap sexy look and demure sexuality if she doesn's have an example of either one of them, to make a decision?
How can somebody forbid teens to develop their sexuality? When women didn't have enough sexual freedom before marriage - she will cheat while she is married. I think teens must have moderate freedom, with no extremes. And wise parents, to give good examples.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Funny, I live in Hat Yai in Southern Thailand and every weekend hundreds of horny Malaysian men drive here in their Mercs and BMW's here to watch sexy shows and screw Thai girls. Then on Sunday they all drive back to their wives and top-paying jobs. Having said that, some of them are good blokes
Kinda sucks how hypocritical Malaysia is...
They don't have it in their own country but they'll piss all over their neighbours.
I'm in a bit of a quandary here.Avril sux..but then so does Islam.Oh well...I guess she can do mall tours.
I bet you she's sitting somewhere with that smug ass shit eating grin, saying "I TOLD YOU BRITNEY!"
I bet you right now she's congratulating herself that her name was used in the same sentence as "sexy", because I'm sure this is what she's wanted all along.
She's so anti-mainstream. She hates slutty girls.
But I guess since she paints her nails black, that gives her the nerve to pretend that she never aspired to be a fucking skank in the first place.
Come on! Her little rants a few years ago were ridiculous. She haaaated Britney Spears because she dressed slutty, until Maxim asked her to sexualize herself. Funny how a little bit of attention can get such an AVID extremist to sway to the other side completely.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
"Seriously, why did my abuelita always insist on washing her enormous panties in the sink and drying them on the shower rod? It was always one of the first things I saw in the morning growing up. Memories."
LOL!
I feel your pain, MK, my abuelita did the exact same thing. :(
Moonmaid, that was a couple years ago. Now her albums are tanking so she's taking the "sexy" route, like all fading poptarts.
Too sexy? Too trashy, ok. Too stupid, too lame, too useless, too boring...all good reasons.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Too sexy? I took my then 12 year old daughter to see her a few years back, and Avril wore khaki parachute pants and a black tank top.
She was cute, but not overtly "sexy".
Leatherette, ferrets are CUTE!!!
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Dementa, do you get the feeling that Joan Jett could chew up and spit out these little bagatelles? Now there's a strong woman in rock.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Noelegy, same here. Stop equating these pathetic little pop tarts to the greats of rock'n'roll! Just because they wear a studded leather bracelet and pose with a guitar does not make them a rocker!
submitted by diansofia on August 18, 2008 - 11:08pm.
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SERIOUSLY, Malaysian dude/dudette: explain this group-think to me, because my goofy Amooricun ass just DON'T understand. BUT if it's indeed just a polite way of keeping Avril's rat face from contaminating your populace, I can totally understand.
It's kind of funny how she thinks she's so edgy and she's about as edgy as...Cheerios*. That was just the first random commonplace thing that came to mind. And round, so not edgy, ha!
I saw something the other day that made me want to punch somebody. It was a preteen girls' shirt that bore Hannah Montana's visage and the words "Rock Star." HM is about as far from "rock" as one can get and still be on the same planet.
*Cheerios are in fact tasty and nutritious, something that can't be said for Mlle. Lavigne.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
& when this ferret-faced mall lizard is "too sexy", a nation needs to give serious consideration to IMPORTING actual SEXY people, DAMN.
Someone needs to get a translator to explain that "too sexy" is not synonymous with "too rat-faced and shrill."
Seriously, those officials must love little boys if they think she's too sexy.
dreamhypnotique, bingo! Don't forget she does the whole "hardened by a lifetime of bad boys" when in fact she's probably only dated one boy since kindergarten.
So, little Avril is now the Britney Spears she always wanted to be. So much for NOT being like all those other Pop girls.
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congrats to Malaysia for being honest enough to say "hey, we just don't want your skank trash here" but in a "nice" way. I wish we had an anti skank policy here in America instead of it always being open slag season.
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Speaking as a Malaysian, frankly I didn't think it was such a great idea to import white goth+punk trash to inspire our already populous wannabe goth+punk trash. Plus, it's close to National Day they think it's sending out "wrong" vibes to the people about the country.
"...tidak sesuai dengan budaya masyarakat Malaysia" = not compatible with the culture of Malaysian society-- Not too sexy but incompatible (too trashy)
ah, yes, another country I will not travel to. "tolerance is overrated" my slut ass. Be thankful assholes like these have yet to take over THIS country completely -- though they're working hard on it every day. Just take a listen to "krisschun" radio.
I have never viewed her as sexy, much less too sexy... She is just kind of boy-like and not very feminine...
Why didn't the Islamic party merely say, "Ummm, no, we're looking for talent. She's not coming in." -or- "We're afraid that once she gets out of Canada, they'll lock the door behind her and we ain't puttin up with that shit."
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 18, 2008 - 8:02pm.
Tigerlilly: Love the math lesson with the social commentary.
P.S. You can have the horse entrails ... they're better for you than her.
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Mmmmmm...See, kids? Horse entrails ARE sexier than Avril LaBeenpole...And math is fun too! Until next time....Bye Neighbor!
(that's a clip from my new children's show on PBS..)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 18, 2008 - 9:17pm.
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Hee hee, thanks Tigerlils... you are nothing if not succinct. And I totally agree with you by the way, especially the rodent-face part.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 18, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Tigerlily, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm getting the distinct feeling that you're not a big fan of Ms. Lavigne. :-}
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She makes me VIOLENT, and not a normal kind of "punch a bitch in the face" violent, but a "kill everyone and everything I see" violent. I LOATHE and DESTEST this bitch...and oddly enough, I am a fan....No, I'm kidding. I just have an absolute visceral hatred for this rodent faced bitch which I have backed up mathematically in my previous post, so....
hatred for this rodent faced brat
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As Barbie once famously said, "Math is hard."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 18, 2008 - 6:07pm.
A polymath and a polyglot?? (Hey, do you ever venture onto MySpace?)
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 18, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 18, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Avril Lavigne= sexy
Teeheehee. You went to tiger math school, too?
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Well, I don't like to brag, but...*sniff* top of the class...Yeah, I just came up with those complicated equations off the top of my head...I didn't even need a calculator...I will, however, need some Raid at the very least for summoning up all these skanks in one thread....
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maybe sexy means something different in the Malaysian language....like slagface.
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That cracked me up! ":)
Submitted by islandgirl on August 18, 2008 - 6:06pm.
AND you verify everything, instead of going off half-cocked. Or not at all cocked.
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Sheeps, I just want to be sure.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
IG, you are SHARP. No nuance slips by you, does it?
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Tigerlily, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm getting the distinct feeling that you're not a big fan of Ms. Lavigne. :-}
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Tigerlilly: Love the math lesson with the social commentary.
P.S. You can have the horse entrails ... they're better for you than her.
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@happyface,
Like Anne Frank famously wrote,"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."
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Submitted by jussayin on August 18, 2008 - 7:55pm.
realationship material
is that a typo? but I like it anyway!!
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Talk about a Freudian slip!!! Yeah, it was a typo, but I'm gonna claim I did that shit on purpose...
Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...Okay whores?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 18, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Avril Lavigne= sexy
Teeheehee. You went to tiger math school, too?
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HAHAHAHA TOO HAHAHAHA TOO SEXY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on August 18, 2008 - 7:51pm.
She's about as sexy as a platter of horse entrails.
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Mmmmmmm...horse entrails...Do you mind if I take a nibble?....
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
realationship material
is that a typo? but I like it anyway!!
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Sexy?? She's built like a 10 year old boyscout. Maybe Malaysia has the same kind of rep as Thailand...
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Avril Lavigne= sexy
like:
Paris Hilton = pure
like:
Hugh Hefner = monogymous
like:
Madonna= humble
like:
Amy Winehouse=clean and sober
like:
Britney Spears=good parent
like:
John Mayer=realationship material
like:
Clay Aiken=hot hetero sex for hours...
I mean DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!NOT AT ALL!!!
Avril Labeenpole=possum faced 14 year-old snot nosed kid in Chrissy Crocker drag???? *Ding, ding, ding!*
Yeah, that rat-faced thing may be sexy to pedophiles who like underaged boys in drag, but that's about it....
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You have got to be kidding me, Avril "Take It To Katrina" Lavadge is too sexy....
Next they're going to tell me she has talent.
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She's about as sexy as a platter of horse entrails.