Avril Lavigne Is "Too Sexy" For Malaysia
Just like the Pussycat Dolls and Gwen Stefani before her, Avril Lavigne might have to change her act in order to play Malaysia. The Islamic party has asked the government to cancel her upcoming concert on August 29th, because they feel her act is "too sexy." That pretty hilarious, because Avril is about as sexy as wet granny panties hanging over a shower rod. Seriously, why did my abuelita always insist on washing her enormous panties in the sink and drying them on the shower rod? It was always one of the first things I saw in the morning growing up. Memories.
Anyway, a party official said this about Avril's show, "It is considered too sexy for us...it's not good for viewers in Malaysia. We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."
The Ministry will discuss this shit in a meeting tomorrow. Concert organizers are positive that they will be able to work things out. When PCD and Gwen Stefani played Malaysia, they had to tone down their show and cover up their shit.
In Avril's case, I'm guessing "too sexy" really means "fucking annoying."
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Thank you, Mike. I appreciate your stance. I went to an anti-semitic school where kids assumed b/c I was dark-haired that I was Jewish. I was scared for my physical safety most days, so I think a fear of prejudice has stayed with me since then.Lately the prejudice in the media has scared me and it's good to know that there are reasonable people like you out there. I prefer to think most Americans, indeed most people are innately good. Thank you.
Submitted by happyface on August 18, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Yeah, I actually was thinking of Indonesia. I stand corrected. :)
mike-
Actually Indonesia has the largest Muslim population, but I often get the countries mixed up too because of the ending of their names. The official religion of Malaysia is Islam. More than half of the population is Muslim, next is Christianity and then Hinduism. You're well-informed though because I know you were thinking of Indonesia like I often do.
The problem isn't with Muslims, but with fundamentalist Muslims. The same holds true with Christians, Jews, whatever. Fundamentalism of any strip is fanaticism and extremism, and is a danger to society.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 8:41pm.
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Oh no!! I hope not (the refinancing thing). But at least you're being good about it, thinking that you should help pay the vet bill if they do indeed contact you. Maybe you and the owner(s) can work out something so that you don't have to pay? That just sucks all around :(
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maybe sexy means something different in the Malaysian language....like slagface.
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Annoying must be the new sexy.
That pretty hilarious, because Avril is about as sexy as wet granny panties
O good - now I don't have to say it.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 18, 2008 - 5:37pm.
I am sick to my stomach about it.
Damn bully that he is.
The other dog was less than 4 months old and therefore was NOT supposed to be at the dog park, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't pay the vet bills.
I may have to refinance the house.
We'll see. They haven't even called me yet and they might not. The injury was pretty minor, but still...it's not a good feeling. :(
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Little Miss-
Malaysia is a Muslim country. Oh boy, I'm expecting a watershed of prejudice to come through on this thread. We have a new brand of anti-semitism these days against Muslims, I guess. Everyone has their justifications for it too.
Some of my background is Muslim and nobody so much as wore a headscarf since it isn't part of the religion anyway. You'de be suprised how many Muslims are ignorant about their own religion and how many westerners think they know about it (mostly negative stuff taken out of context or made up). Okay, done with my rant. I'm just scared of prejudices against religions and races.
Avril sexy? Yeah, these Islamic parties need to keep up with the times. Apparaently they don't even know what's sexy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by happyface on August 18, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Little Miss-
Malaysia is a Muslim country.
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In fact, they have the largest Muslim population in the world...I think.
Is that correct happyface?
I'm not happyface (or happy), but that is correct, Mrs. K.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 18, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Better not be pairing Tom Green up with anyone, no way he should ever spawn.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 8:36pm.
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Oh no!!
*cyber hug*
Get happy! Think about peen!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I'd love to believe that the Islamic Party in Malaysia has heard this "fucking annoying" poseuse' music and decided to take a pass based on that.
But I guess if your women are covered head to toe, a little blonde skank might seem "sexy".
*shudders*
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by happyface on August 18, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Little Miss-
Malaysia is a Muslim country.
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In fact, they have the largest Muslim population in the world...I think.
Is that correct happyface?
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Submitted by mike on August 18, 2008 - 8:21pm.
One of my least favorite Canadians.
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And as a Canadian I'd say pair her up with Tom Green and Pamela Anderson and we'd have a winning trifecta of asswipes.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 18, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Oh don't mind me.
Minch was being a bully at the dog park today and I just might have to, ahem, pay someone else's vet bill.
Me not happy.
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She's like that annoying girl you meet at a party whose mother is a research scientist and her father is a lawyer and they live in a big house in the nice part of town, but she writes really poor, cheesy poetic doggerel about living on the street and about a life of struggle and wants to tell you about hippie causes and tries to go slumming with you just so that she can say she did, all in a misguided play for street cred.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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*runs off to make an appointment with my shrink*
It's just that it's the first time in awhile she doesn't have that fucked up multi color hair. :)
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If ferrets are sexy, then yes, she's sexy. No offense to ferrets.
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My granny put's her parachute-sized panties in the shower too.
The last time she came here, usually I can just grab my towel from the shower hanger without looking, but this day I grabbed a handful of granny ass.
I washed my hands for about a week straight and when I took a washing break, I would scrub my hands with Germ-X. Terrible memories.
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She's also too sexy for that shirt, too sexy for that shirt, so sexy it hurts.
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I saw this on Celebitchy and was wondering when you'd comment, MK. I think my foot is sexier than Avril. That being said, since when are artists supposed to be "role models"? I know it's the Islamic party and technically they're not "in" the 21st century but still, they need to step out of this delusion already. But I applaud them because if Avril tries to bring the sexy to the tour over there she might cause some major trauma to thousands upon thousands of teens. Hell, maybe she'll spit on them for good measure!
Your face!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 18, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Is it wrong that I like this picture?
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Yes.
Very.
Get thee to a head shrinker.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 18, 2008 - 8:27pm.
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LOL!!! So true....
Is it wrong that I like this picture?
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I just threw up in my mouth a little... sexy and Avril do not mix.
When she's 40 yrs old, I will still see her as a 13 year old annoying punk-wannabe brat.
"We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."
Translation: We want artists that actually have some talent.
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perhaps they deemed it too sexy when
they viewed her dancers before she
enters on the stage. blah.
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Somehow this got double posted. Dammit, sorry!
Is she still alive???
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
She's just too punk for Malaysia.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Ugh, someone please tell me who finds her sexy. No one. It's not possible. She's like a perpetual angst-ridden teen.
Islamic party in Malaysia? WTF??? Damn, they are everywhere. I only say one thing - hide your daughters.
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Avril,
Please stay in Malaysia.
Sincerely,
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"Seriously, why did my abuelita always insist on washing her enormous panties in the sink and drying them on the shower rod? It was always one of the first things I saw in the morning growing up. Memories."
MK -- This comment explains so much about you.
On Topic: She is such a shrew ... and about as sexy as one. Obviously, Malaysia has never been exposed to the Empress of Lucite and Chicken Cutlets who, according to MK, are the epitomes of sexayness.
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I wonder how many times MK had to retype this due to laughter typos....Avril sexy? Puh-LEASE.
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Avril Lebeenpole being sexy will happen when my tiger ass becomes a vegan...NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.
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