Jemaine Clement Is Off The Market
I have terrible news. Jemaine Clement from "Flight of the Concords" got married. And it wasn't to you. Or me. He married some raggedy skank who goes by the name of Miranda Manasiadis. I'm sure she's a lovely lady with a vagina like a spring tulip, but she'll always be a homewrecking cunt to me.
Jemaine has taken a break from writing the series to marry the tramp in a small registry office in Los Angeles. 34-year-old Jemaine has been called one of Wellington's most eligible bachelors. Not anymore!
Even though she's now on my shit list, I have a little advice for Miranda Manasiadis. Keep your new husband away from Sienna Miller! Her vagina alarm just went off, letting her know that there's a married man in her midst. If Sienna comes around, throw holy water on her!
Here's a clip featuring Jemaine's "rudest" moments. Before I die, I want Jemaine to say to me just once, "Shut up, Michael." Just once.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
MK, you dsylectic slut! Why you up so early? Are you all better now??? Made me go to my happy times....
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Hopefully he will not trip over his pants because he forgot to take his shoes off. But if we're all lucky, the "sexy dance" he turns it into will be on YouTube by next Thursday. *crosses fingers*
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Hi5.
Congrats to Jermaine!
It's now "business time"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c
Who?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I love Jemaine. However, he does need to get ass from somewhere and it's better than some rogue groupie ho. So, I GUESS I'm happy for him.
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Sara M.
That's okay, I only want to shag him once, not marry him.
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"WOLVERIIIINES!"
*screams at the top of her lungs*
NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
*collapses into tears* WHY??? SERIOUSLY, WHY. I love him so much!! He was NEVER EVER supposed to get married!!
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Hi5.