JLo Doesn't Get It
JLo was on "Good Morning America" yesterday to talk about how she's training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. Some nosy bitch on the set of the morning show told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo just doesn't understand why everyone is talking about "that swimmer" and not about her!
The nosy bitch went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
JLo is fucking right! Michael Phelps is known for being a superhuman who pretty much conquered the impossible, and JLo is known for being a former Fly Girl with a fat ass. Our priorities are all fucked up! JLo should be the one getting all the attention. Shame on us! And shame on NBC for devoting hours and hours to Phelps instead of JLo. Shit, Debbie Phelps shouldn't be in Beijing! She should be in Malibu, preparing to cheer on JLo! We all should.
There's just one little problem though. I don't think any of us really give a fuck about JLo!
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Jello training for a triathalon?? hehe who gives a shit? Team Phelps.
Give me a break.... the MALIBU triathlon?
What the hell is Henn-ee-fur doing there?
Malibu used to be.. "a way of life", apparently they will let anyone in for a few "Taco Flavored Kees-ass"
Post Buddy Holly Gary Busey's got more talent than that ghetto piece of crap. She needs a good kick in the balls.
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i have always hated this bitch but this article pisses me off to the extreme! go the hell away j-trash your making the pueto rican in me mad!
why the hell am i here?
How the hell is she supposed to run? She already needs a wheelbarrel to carry that ass around.
She's gonna look like horse in a cart race.
JLo was on "Good Morning America" yesterday to talk about how she's training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon. Some nosy bitch on the set of the morning show told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo just doesn't understand why everyone is talking about "that swimmer" and not about her!
The nosy bitch went on to say, “She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
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only J-WHORE would say something like this. and Riki is right. she's a pig. a low class ghetto chola jealous greedy pig. tell me something. does this pretentious bitch have any idea how long it took michael to gain the sucess he's earned? how many years of practice, entering competitions, and back breaking (physical)hard work it actually took to be concidered for the olympics and then on top of that win 8 gold metals while there? does she have any idea? hay j-whore. every acomplishment and gold metal michael's earned he earned through HARD WORK DEDICATION AND SACRAFICE. NOT FUCKING AND SUCKING OFF EVERY JUDGE AND OLYMPIC OFFICIAL THAT CAME HIS WAY!. fuck off j-whore and keep your big assed piggish low class arrogant no talented mouth shut BEFORE MICHEAL PHELP'S M0M COMES AND SHUTS IT FOR YOU!!!!
and that's my j-whore rant for today. LATER!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
When it comes to this fat arse, brain dead, selfish fucktard...I can't even find words strong enough to describe my hatred of her! aggghhhhhhh
(I never usually even bother with any of her posts for that very reason) but this one really pissed me off!!!
Michael Phelps is a FORCE! Good on him for what he has achieved. I have been rivoted to the screen watching as much of the olympics as I possibly can. Hey! Our guys sure did try to give your yankee relay team a damn good scare!!! I applaud them too for their silver medal effort. ":)
anyways...
Where was I now? Oh right...ranting! uggghhhhh
What I would love to do to this fucking cow if I was given half a chance...let me just say that, a seal slaughter would look pretty by comparison!!!
I can only "ditto" all of the posts here, this one summed it up very nicely >>>
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This is EXACTLY why I hate this pretentious cunt!
Well, Southpark has a long overdue annual "Douche of the Universe" awards ceremony, I'm betting on JLo for the win it.
Submitted by peaches on August 19, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I certainly cherish it! Not really the autograph so much as the experience. I met Marilyn Manson at HMV in Toronto during the Mechanical Animals tour and after 6 hours in line, it was a bit of a disappointment when he didn't even look up when I finally got to shake his hand. What can ya expect, I guess....
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! Ok, J. HO, you're a bad actress, singer, person, etc. I've looked at you, now what?!
Your face!
I LOVE JHo - she's the funniest fucker out there! I absolutely adore her utter self-centredness and self-delusion! I really hope this story is true cos it really is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time. I really want to hear more from this bitch cos there must be more gold in that stream!
She needs to have a coke, a smile, and STFU.
My guess (I don't follow/care about her) is that for years she's been saying, "I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON HERE!! ME! ME!" And she's obviously found some peeps who buy into that. I actually feel sorry for skeletor & the twins. Looking forward to the twins' tell-all book in @ 20 years.
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Submitted by BlueOrchid on August 19, 2008 - 2:58pm.
JHo is a waste of fucking life.
The nicest celebrity I never met, hands-down would have to be Bill Moseley (Otis from House Of 1000 Corpses). I got his autograph at a horror convention in Toronto a few years ago and he wasn't just friendly, he was very polite, well-spoken and actually made time to sit and chat with every fan for a few minutes. He quoted lines from his movies and made jokes. Definitely a straight-up kinda guy!
interesting you mention a guy who does the horror conventions and from house of a thousand corpses. I saw a documentry about horror films, and they get to the part about the conventions, And none other than Rob Zombie, director of House of a Thousand Corpses talks about how horror fim people love their fans, and giving autographs is something they feel an obligation to do. Zombie also said for a celebrity not to give an autograph to a fan must have never been a fan of anything and that it's the most assholic thing one can do, that it may not mean anything to you, but that fan will remember it and cherish it forever!
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My friend who lives on Long Island said he's seen her around sometimes. Says she's not pretty, just looks like some average broad with a fat ass!
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J-Lo falls under the category of: famous for no good reason. I would like her and Skeletor to disappear from the spotlight forever.
She is low class, and does not deserve her wealth. On top of having no talent, when is the last time any of you have seen her DONATE money to a charity or actually VOLUNTEER her time?
Never, because she is a selfish bee-atch!
(Finished ranting).
I think I love Phelps even more just for existing, if only to drive JLo bonkers. Bitch is nuts!
JHo is a waste of fucking life.
The nicest celebrity I never met, hands-down would have to be Bill Moseley (Otis from House Of 1000 Corpses). I got his autograph at a horror convention in Toronto a few years ago and he wasn't just friendly, he was very polite, well-spoken and actually made time to sit and chat with every fan for a few minutes. He quoted lines from his movies and made jokes. Definitely a straight-up kinda guy!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 12:42pm.
You forgot the one where she goes to the restaurant and farts in the server's face and says "here's your tip, bitch".
I have them all saved, remember? =)
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She's pretty full of herself !
peaches said, "God I hate celebrities.
hahaah! that reminds me, I thought we should all try and put together a top ten list of least offensive celebrities, because it would be a miricle if there actually are even five! the only one I can really think of is Kristen Bell."
For three years, I worked at a book/music/video store that was close enough to Dallas that we were able to book several celebrity authors for book signings. Some of them were actual authors (Clive Cussler, Kinky Friedman), while more were famous people with ghost writers.
Nicest celebrity I met, without question: Jeff Foxworthy. He was scheduled to stay for one hour. He stayed for five hours, until everyone who'd come to see him had had a chance to meet him, and then he stayed to meet the staff who'd had to work crowd control.
Divas? Cindy Crawford and Emmitt Smith. Smith was the first celebrity book signing event I worked. It was at 7 pm, and people started lining up outside the store at 7 am. He had two publicists flanking him. He wore dark shades and did not say a word to anyone. People would reach the table and say things to him, like "It's an honor to meet you," you know, things fans say, and his publicists would cut them off and say, "Mr. Smith isn't answering questions at this time." We later learned he was trying to set some sort of record as to how many autographs he could sign. It seemed a shabby way to treat fans.
Cindy C. was nice enough, I guess, but she had a list of ridiculous demands.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
Overrated
...Unreal. Karma? You're needed, stat.
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Submitted by MaryAnne29 on August 19, 2008 - 10:47am.
The most amazing thing about the tipping story:
That she actually has friends who want to eat with her.
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The most amazing thing about the tipping story:
That she actually has friends who want to eat with her.
JLo is a good example of not being able to buy class.
And the worst offense of all?
She is a bad tipper.
There are tons of stories out there about how she treated wait staff like SHIT and then stiffed them.
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Tipper's Name: Jennifer Lopez
Restaurant: NYC
Where it happened: New York
Total bill / Tip amount / Percentage: $625.65 / $0.25 / 0%
What happened:
Lopez & her 3 girlfriends came into the restaurant....bossing everyone around & complaining about almost everything- the table, the heat, their bottled water(should be room temperature), the tea was too hot...etc...Unreal. She orders tuna tartare and when she received it, she thought it should be cooked??!!! And she got somewhat beligerent with me...she seems to have fun bossing me around (believe me- I tryed to be very patient and thought I did a decent job). This woman is unbelievable - aside from the fact she has a pan face and a big ass. Apparently she thinks she is funny, by leaving change in pennies & nickels. What a cheap f*ck!
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MillyaBella - I LOVE YOU - THANK YOU for finding that! now i can sleep in peace!
I'm assuming she was being sarcastic. If not, then her statement is an insult to America seeing how that's who Michael Phelps represents. Like her fat ass is going to be able to finish a triathlon. If I were her I'd be happy no one's paying attention. It'll be easier when she fails.
Submitted by gucci on August 19, 2008 - 1:19pm.
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she's famous because she sucked all the right cock!
hold on everyone my rant for this bitch is comming...
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Yeah, like Diddy! nuff said!
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Nosy Bitch For HOT SLUT!!!!
Take that J-Ho.
And your little Dragon gnome too...
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SOUND BITES Even on a goodwill tour, performing for the troops on behalf of the USO, is Jennifer Lopez still acting like a diva? She performed at a U.S. military base in Ramstein, Germany on Saturday with Kid Rock and Ja Rule, with MTV cameras following the trio around the base for days to tape a special that will air Jan. 1. But while Kid Rock and Ja Rule reportedly spent those days hanging out with soldiers, Lopez secluded herself. ''I don't want to name any names, but other celebrities didn't want to get off the bus until the cameras were on and the lights shining,'' Airman First Class Julie Stulz told Reuters. ''She's here to do this show and that's it, she's outta here,'' said Airman First Class Keith Locke
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
submitted by: soylaluz26@yahoo.com on August 19, 2008 - 10:00am.
I never got it. Why was she famous? her acting sucks, her dancing is bleh, and her singing is worse...why by the Cock of Phelps was she famous?
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she's famous because she sucked all the right cock!
hold on everyone my rant for this bitch is comming...
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 19, 2008 - 5:44am.
Hmmm... funny how in my mind's eye, JLo's ass just got a bit bigger and Phelps's face just got a little less fug.
Keep talking, dumbass.
You just summed it up PERFECTLY!!!
I wish this skeezer would just vanish, she sucks so friggin' hard.
I agree with everyone about Kid Rock. His poor head looks like his neck threw up, but he seems like a helluva nice guy. Can't fault that.
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Didn't Puffy already do this? Anyway, like it's hard to do a thecatriacathlon
I agree that Kid Rock seems like a super nice guy, even if he appears to be douchey.
J. Lo is a bitch, and this is well-known. When will she go away?!?!?!?! Fuck off, J. Ho.
Man, what an ugly bitch. Maybe she should stop making such ugly faces. She really needs some sort of neck lift with all those rolls rolling around her nasty neck.
Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
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Wow. You guys totally rock with these stories!
I heard that she orders tonnes of rich, fatty foods on her Rider and they're just for smelling. She doesn't eat them and she doesn't allow anyone else to eat them either. How bizarre. At any rate - I can see her saying those things but, please tell me that they were, at least, slightly in jest...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
In the words of the immortal Dodgeball master White Goodman, JLo needs to CRAM IT IN HER CRAM HOLE.
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Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 9:37am.
GOOD DISH!@
I have to say, as much of a gross hick as he looks, I have never heard anything bad about Kid Rock, from anyone I know who has met him....
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This has to be a joke. C'mon I don't like Jlo but she can't be that dumb, or can she? Everyone knows that Michael Phelps is Super Man. Man is she uninformed if this is true. She's dumber than I thought. That is scary.
Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
okay. here goes...keep in mind this was back in 2001 so most of her bitchiness/divalicious ways were not that well known, so we didn't know what we were getting into!
first, when her plane landed on the base runway she made someone (I believe it was hubby #1 Judd?) PICK her up and CARRY (no small feat i am sure) her fat ass over a small patch of grass and put her down on the tarmac...
we had her billeted in General Officer's Quarters (the NICEST rooms on a base, very elegant, reserved only for Generals - hence the name) and she walked in and basically bitched that the place was a shithole and demanded even more pillows, different bottled water (we were in Germany...there were only so many options available to us, and we got her the best but it was not good enough for her!)
she was supposed to fly in a C-130 (a cargo airplane) with the squadron my husband was assigned to...well, she talked big about how excited she was to go up and fly with the troops and see everything. About two seconds after she stepped into the cockpit and looked around the plane she pussied out. The plane was just not lavish enough (no shit...our guys are flying airplanes built in the 1960s that have been frankensteined together and it is good enough to send them to war in them, but not good enough for her to fly around germany and sight-see!) Oh - and Carson Daly was with her and he DID fly! As much of a tool as he is...he gets points for not being a loser like J-Ho.
And finally...she was there with Kid Rock and oh, crap...i can't remember his name...hip-hop guy...i will think of it later...and they were there to judge a local air force talent competition and then to put on a free show for the troops...so she gets to the talent competition and says to her PR/agent guy "oh, this shit is horrible, I am outta here..." and he basically told her if she left and didnt stay to judge it would be BAD BAD BAD for her career...so she let out a huge "ugh" and sat her fat ass down to judge.
Now, I am not much of a kid rock fan, but i will say by all accounts he was so supportive of the air force and the troops in general. He even gave away one of his own guitars to the winner of our little talent contest...signed it too. I am sure that meant the world to the young man stationed in Germany, half a world away from his family.
He signed tons of stuff (guitars and pics etc) that the troops brought to him...a TRUE morale booster.
Bottom (pun intended)line...she SUCKS and I hate her fat ass.
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Ha! Nothing better than hearing a story from someone real, and not some "very reliable source" in a magazine! This is how we know this shit is true! What a self-rightous Cunt!!!! If anyone has anymore good stories on Celebrities behaving badly (or being sweet for that matter) please share them here! We Dlisters love stuff thats true and not just made up by some tabloid magazine!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 19, 2008 - 11:15am.
I couldn't either, but then I saw School of Rock...
Then I think I just kinda "got" him.
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you are all welcome! anytime i can help remind people what a piece of shit, waste-of-oxygen she is I am so happy to do so...
PS - Ja Rule was the other one. and i only heard good things about him too.
pps - the biggest pisser of it all is that the following week (dec 01) People ran a big article about their visit and of course she came out of it looking like a troop supporter etc. HATE HER! i bet if you google it you can find the article...ugh...
So much for this being all for those POOR SICK KIDS huh HOpez?
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
cinnamon, I've heard she's NOTORIOUS for freaking out over her bottled water. If it's not the right brand and room-temperature, you might as well throw it away because she won't drink it.
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Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
That is great! Sorry you had to go through all that shit.
My friend met Kid Rock at a hockey game in Michigan once. He was there with Pam Anderson. She said he was a really nice guy, actually, despite his megadouchey appearances.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 19, 2008 - 9:34am.
Me and Johnny D, we is like two peas in a pod
VIVA LA FRANCE!
France hates Brangelina, so yes, viva la France indeed!
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Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 11:37am.
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Wow...why am I not surprised by this info? She probably made herself look like a real ass next to Kid Rock.
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ah THANKS, cinnamongirl! kept checking in here putting up with JHo's stank face just to see if you would post again!
and re Kid Rock: ANOTHER sexy ugly douche I'd love to fuck, and now I wanna fuck him LOVINGLY!
Submitted by cinnamongirl on August 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
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That was some good dish!! If I needed more proof of why I loathe this lard ass, you just provided it.
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