Run, Lucille Bluth, Run!
Run from that mess known as "90210" before it's too fucking late! Just make sure not to spill a drop of your delicious cocktail. You don't want to waste any of life's precious nectar.
So....Lucille Bluth aka Jessica Walter is just one of the stars of The CW's "90210," which premieres September 2nd. The network has decided not to send out screeners for the show to reporters and critics. I guess it's highly unusual not to send out copies before a show's premiere. This basically means it sucks harder than that slut Kelly Taylor at a frat party.
The network said it's a "strategic marketing decision." They went on to say, "We're not hiding anything . We're simply keeping a lid on 90210 until 9.02, riding the curiosity and anticipation into premiere night, and letting all our constituents see it at the same time."
I haven't seen this fuckery and I already know what my review is going to be: "MORE BRENDA! MORE LUCILLE BLUTH!"
I mean, the poster for the show is a bunch of kids in a pool. Kids in a pool = floating shit. That says it all.
one of lucille's best interactions on arrested development.
Michael: mom would you like something to drink?
Lucille: vodka. on the rocks.
Michael: but its...breakfast.
Lucille: (sneers) and a piece of toast.
If they don't send out screeners to critics (goes for both movies and TV), you can bet it's something they're likely ashamed of and truly not meant to be taken seriously...like "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans".
She needs to run away from this project fast! Long live Lucille Bluth.... "Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too."
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Impertinent Vixen wrote: "FUCK I miss Arrested Development. Every second of that show was pure gold."
Hell yes!
Aw. She is the funniest sexiest best bluth there is. I love her. I miss her.guh.
FUCK I miss Arrested Development. Every second of that show was pure gold.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 19, 2008 - 12:41pm.
They better follow through with the Arrested Development movie that they have slated, I'm waiting with bated breath. Jessica is hot shit and deserves better material than this 90210 crap.
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Submitted by Am on August 19, 2008 - 11:51am.
@ Your Mom...
Thanks for the sanity check. I've given up on scripted television and this is a good example why. I'm going to try "My Name Is Earl. A friend of mine told me I would be able to relate to that show because of my hubby's ex and her baby daddy. The man is lacking some common sense and living in a trailer park ain't helping his influences either.
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lol...no problem. My Name Is Earl is a great show that I would definitely recommend--I think you'll enjoy it.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
@ Your Mom...
Thanks for the sanity check. I've given up on scripted television and this is a good example why. I'm going to try "My Name Is Earl. A friend of mine told me I would be able to relate to that show because of my hubby's ex and her baby daddy. The man is lacking some common sense and living in a trailer park ain't helping his influences either.
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They better follow through with the Arrested Development movie that they have slated, I'm waiting with bated breath. Jessica is hot shit and deserves better material than this 90210 crap.
Submitted by Am on August 19, 2008 - 11:20am.
As a 38-year-old Black woman, this show has nothing for me.
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As a 30-year-old white woman, this show would make me wanna lose my lunch.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 19, 2008 - 8:04am.
I actually have a feeling the show is going to be better than a lot of people think.
For one thing, the producers of the show also produced Freaks and Geeks, and Life As We Know It....both of which were excellent shows.
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MMMMMMMMMM, there could be some potential. On the other hand, those producers have been in Hollywood for several years now and may have sold their souls to the devil by now.
We'll see.
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As a 38-year-old Black woman, this show has nothing for me.
OT: A friend would tell me when he was late for a meeting his excuse was he "had to drop the kids off at the pool". Nasty!
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Submitted by AmyWino on August 19, 2008 - 10:15am.
Jessica Walters would be the only reason I would even bother to watch this show.
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not watching this mess either, unless you can call reading these posts "watching"
and everyone needs a hot granma/aunt/whatever in their life with the same fashion flair and cocktail love as the sexy Madame Bluth
I'm not watching this trainwreck, I'm letting MK and the Sluts fill me in.
omg - Harry Potter is delayed by 8 months, I'm scared to tell my son. They are STILL playing the trailer at the movies with a Nov 2008 date.
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She looks good in that dress. I saw her at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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Remember that episode of Married... With Children when Kelly was reading TV Guide and pronounced the show "Beverly Hills, ninety-thousand, two hundred and ten" and assumed it was a show about the future?
She's still smarter than this new show.
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I really do hope the movie rumors are true.
If it bombed I would be so very angry at all the Arrested Developoonies!
Don't forget Jessica Lange! Although I think she's close to 60 by now.
I seem to know more "older" Jessicas then younger ones.
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Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 9:29am:
"And am I the only one who finds it odd that an almost 70-year-old-woman is named Jessica? To me that seems like a grandmother named Tiffani or something."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Jessica Walters would be the only reason I would even bother to watch this show.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
they should totally put it off a couple years so it starts on 9/02/10... DUH i mean if they are talking about strategic marketing decisions. we can wait a couple years for this junk if it at least has a perfectly timed opening date. right? right? right.
I actually have a feeling the show is going to be better than a lot of people think.
For one thing, the producers of the show also produced Freaks and Geeks, and Life As We Know It....both of which were excellent shows.
Oh how I miss Arrested Development. What happened to the movie version? Did it die?
now we only need a shauna sand post and a pp post and the awesomeness will be complete!
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I absolutely LOVE this woman! Best AD epi EVER was the one w/ Martin Mull as PI Gene Parmesan. Everytime he showed up in a different disguise, she'd scream w/ delight. It makes me laugh just thinking about it!
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a flight of the conchords post AND an arrested development-related post??? within an hour and a half?? now we only need a shauna sand post and a pp post and the awesomeness will be complete!
this is shaping up to be a pretty good day!
ps. does anyone know if the arrested development movie rumors are true? it's listed on imdb.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 19, 2008 - 10:49am.
LCT: I dare ya!!!
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Aaaaw, i miss Arrested Development!
Oh and that pool poster is just ridiculous...
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Shows like Arrested Development get canceled yet millions of people watch The Hills.
Hahaha Jessica Fletcher!!! Omg, too much. I guess I was reeeeally off the mark then! Geriatric Jessicas of the world, unite!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Is this show on yet? Is anyone going to bother watching it?
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Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 10:43am.
Oops, didn't know. The 'she's pretty old' comment sounds kind of mean considering she's dead. RIP Jessica Tandy.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
ricki lake and Always Sunny, let's not forget Jessica Fletcher, Cabot Cove's resident geriatric sleuth. :)
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Touche, Always Sunny. I loved Jessica Tandy! May she rest in peace.
And yep, I still don't care about this 90210 remake. Any show that prioritizes Jennie Garth over Tori Spelling has no business being affiliated with 90210. Long live the Tori!
Arrested Development is hands down one of the best fucking shows ever. I love Lucille Bluth!
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 6:29am.
And am I the only one who finds it odd that an almost 70-year-old-woman is named Jessica? To me that seems like a grandmother named Tiffani or something.
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There's also Jessica Tandy, she's pretty old.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Submitted by Deb on August 19, 2008 - 10:32am.
That is a freaky movie. Her role in Play Misty for Me just adds another layer of crazy to her Arrested Development character.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
who invited the african american to this show?
Submitted by ricki lake on August 19, 2008 - 6:29am.
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i also find it odd. my nanas name is doris. Doris for god sakes. at least my parents spared me the same fate. michelle is okay.
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Here's a still from the movie.
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Jessica Walter has creeped me out since "Play Misty for Me".
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I'm out of the loop on this one. Who is she?
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I doubt if I watch this show. One time around the block was more than enough for me.
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I love Jessica Walter, but who gives a shit about 90210? THE SHIELD starts on 9/3! When I saw the Billboard I almost rear-ended the car in front of me!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Poor Jessica Walter. From the inspired genius that was Arrested Development to the shiteous retread that is 90210. Oh well, she's cashing a paycheck.
And am I the only one who finds it odd that an almost 70-year-old-woman is named Jessica? To me that seems like a grandmother named Tiffani or something.