Don't Bite The Gayelle!
So this is what gayelles do when they get tanked! They bite on each other's crazy hard abs. Although, Jackie Warner from "Work Out" ain't got shit on Vadge! Vadge has an 8-pack on her ass! Jackie can't beat that.
Jackie celebrated her the big 4-0 with her girlfriend (the chick nibbling on her lezzie meat) and a bunch of other raging homos in Los Angeles the other night. After looking at some of these pictures, I realize that gayelles are just like the gays! We both love kissing and licking on bitches while getting our picture taken. I have at least 50,000 pictures of myself licking on everything from humans to animals to inanimate objects. The places my tongue has been. When I see a camera, my mouth suddenly opens and my tongue comes out. Actually, I think the straights do that too. See! We're all the same!
Here's a few more pics from Jackie's party. Lance Bass showed up! I thought I'd just point that out.
I have to say, I'm a straight girl and the first season of Workout I fell in love with Jackie! She makes me want to kiss a girl, and like it.
Now, after watching last season, Jackie is an egomaniac (um, the situation with Brian was ridiculous YES, you were WRONG Jackie. You talked about HIS client and her fake boobs after her having CANCER. He had a right to be mad and speak to you about it.). She wants to find love but she has a nice girl and she's back with that biatch Mimi which treats her like crap. I'm sorry, Rebecca is was over the top now, she's believing her own hype and is a camera hog. She'll do anything for attention, including sleeping with Jackie. The only person they didn't show more of was the girl who looks like Angelina Jolie. She's sweet and nice.
I loved the show, but I'm over it now. Jackie doesn't even seem like the same person.
I know I need to exercise, but I don't want her body. I'd actually rather be a little bit fat than have one like hers.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
The only thing real about "Work Out" was Doug, which is a damn shame because he died way too young and his legacy will now mainly consist of being attached to this now piece of shit show rather than being a down to earth guy.
This show became way to Jackie-centric for me. The show went from being about her running Sky Sport to just her screwing her way around LA. Jackie's got the mind of a two year old. All drama and attention must be directed towards her. Why else would she be back with Mimi? You leave a girl who's caring and independent only to go back to an ex who's physically and verbally abusive, self-centered, and just an all around jealous bitch? Who gives a shit when things are going well?
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Am I alone in thinking she looks like the late, great action star Lee Marvin?
See for yourself
http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/z082907lee-marvin.jpg
The difference is, of course, that Lee Marvin was a boy, and didn't try too hard to look cool.
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on a side note: i can almost see one of jackie's manboobs and its really grossing me out.
rebecca is one of the best things to happen to reality tv. shes a loud, prissy, witty spotlight whore and damn proud of it. out of all of them, of course she is the one totally straight girl who went homo for jdubs. i absolutely love her from her overexaggerated facial expressions to her drama-seeking intonation and constant need to stir up the juice.
she is exactly my type.
LOL her face in the main pic is like "OK, yes you bitches, I took this crazy ho back, sigh."
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thank god mimi's back, she was the only good thing about 'work out'. oh, and thanks for ruining next season for me michael.
I sort of like Jackie, she's really motivated and just a grab em by the balls lezzie. That's the type of lesbian I'd be attracted to if I liked women enough to date them. The blonde chick is the insane one actually, I thought she dumped her awhile back?
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Y'all forgot about sour milk-breath and coffee poo-breath. Bad enough to make you keel over!
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Coffee-poo breath smells like that odour that emanates from people's mouths when they clearly haven't flossed in an exceptionally long time.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 19, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 1:37pm.
That is NAAASSTTYYY. Broccoli breath has got to be one of the worst smells ever, and broccoli burps are even worse. Ugh, it's like house elves take a dump in your mouth then die on it.
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Try brie breath! EWWWWWWWWW!
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Y'all forgot about sour milk-breath and coffee poo-breath. Bad enough to make you keel over!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Wait, she got back with that psycho chick? Her show is an awesome motivation to work out. Plus, watching it while working out makes the time go by faster.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 1:37pm.
That is NAAASSTTYYY. Broccoli breath has got to be one of the worst smells ever, and broccoli burps are even worse. Ugh, it's like house elves take a dump in your mouth then die on it.
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Try brie breath! EWWWWWWWWW!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by M.E. on August 19, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Mine's 20.
Hike up those mom jeans! Woot!
We're just jellus h8ters anyways!
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I bet you're a moose in real life, aren't you?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I have seen the show a few times. It's not bad.
ButI fucking hate that stupid bitch girlfriend! I have confirmed my suspicions by reading the other posting. Jackie is hot, well off, and has a smoking body. WFT?
Why would she go back to that stupid ho??!!
Anyway, she is losing too much weight. And those veins under her rock hard abs don't do it for me.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 1:37pm.
LCT,
Brocolli breath butt! It is like the perfume of the gods!
(my ex's feet smelled like rotten brocolli breath butt!)
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That is NAAASSTTYYY. Broccoli breath has got to be one of the worst smells ever, and broccoli burps are even worse. Ugh, it's like house elves take a dump in your mouth then die on it.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Is there anyone in those photos she hasn't slept with? What a slut. I'll still watch her, so that doesn't say much for me.
jackie w is one of my girl crushes...i cannot believe she is back with that crazy biter....
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Hello RINGWORM! Right below her right boobie!
That is one ugly woman and I thought that was Lindsay Lohan biting her stomach
Lance Bass has far too smug a look on his face, considering who he is.
Not right.
She dumped Brianna the sane, wholesome, loving girl for her violent, abusive ex? What a loon.
The ghost of Michael Phelps future after the 100 million run out.
that one dude in the black tank top is kinda hot.
Haha she's back with Mimi!!!!! I thought Mimi was crazy and co-dependent?
How do you get varicose veins on your stomach????? Gross.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
LCT,
Brocolli breath butt! It is like the perfume of the gods!
(my ex's feet smelled like rotten brocolli breath butt!)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
gdubs : can we discuss how amazing rebecca is??
OF COURSE! I love how she went gayelle for a while just for Jackie.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I really dont like this gayelle and what the fuck happen to her abs????????????????????
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
shes back with mimi! omgeez. the next season of workout will be even more insufferable than usual. only when jackie is on, of course. the rest of those trainer bitches are hilarious.
can we discuss how amazing rebecca is??
This worked-out hooker looks so bored with her ab biting Season 1 biatch! Talk about on the freakin jock, take a break grrl. L.B.,S on on the other hand (lance bass, shorty) is only trading up....yah baby.
40 never looked so ab-dominated
Her veins on her abs are grossing me out.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She's in great shape.
I ain't gonna hate, I don't watch this show and won't ever anyway.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 1:10pm.
LCT,
Nothing i like better than Top toots in the morning!
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What's even better is they smell like brocolli breath!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 19, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Mmmm....veiny peen...*drools*
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Ewwww. No gracias. I am of the thick, smooth persuasion.
*looks around* Sorry, is this awkward?
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Not in the slightest. I'm partial to small veins and movey skin.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
AYE FO!
Hey!! FatMartha give me ma cake back!!! No sharing with you no more!!
LCT,
Nothing i like better than Top toots in the morning!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 19, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Mmmm....veiny peen...*drools*
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Ewwww. No gracias. I am of the thick, smooth persuasion.
*looks around* Sorry, is this awkward?
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Hi5.
Mmmm....veiny peen...*drools*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
I've got all you girls beat. I SAT on you on the fat couch with my BBQ wings and bucket of Crisco. Smell my toots, beehotches.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Clarisse, you're making me blush....thanks!
and congrats on your Caption This win!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Okay, I've got a poochie (clinical term: UBB, or Unsightly Belly Bulge) because I like my carbs, have had two kids, and my posture is less than perfect.
However. That lower stomach/upper coochal area looks hideous, like something out of Alien. Do guys or gals getting it on down there REALLY want to cuddle up to something veiny and undulating (unless it's a PEEN)!?!?!? I am not a jelus hater of flat tummies, but who could covet that tentacle fiesta?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on August 19, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Oh wow! Lance Bass was there! I mean, I was initially afraid that party looked like a tired ass LA Tuna Sashimi fest but now that I see Lance was there I'm pretty much certain that event was fabulous.
He's the most interesting person I've ever heard of.
That's how Lance makes his living now, right? As a living centerpiece for gay parties/events.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 19, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Bagel
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LMAO!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 19, 2008 - 8:32am.
my BMI is 23. I guess I'm a fat ass LOL
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Mine's 20.
Hike up those mom jeans! Woot!
We're just jellus h8ters anyways!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 19, 2008 - 12:32pm.
my BMI is 23. I guess I'm a fat ass LOL
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Damn, that must make me a fucking WHALE! I guess having body fat makes you a lard ass anyway.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
I thought that was Amy Smart for a quick second.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
She looks STONED!! ...or maybe just a little slow... ;P
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