Yup, It's A Hoax
Sorry to burst your cum bubble, but the supposed Bigfoot found in Georgia by a couple of dumb dumbs is nothing more than a rubber suit that can be bought in any costume shop. SHOCKING!
Two dudes claimed they found the body of Bigfoot in Georgia. They even held a big press conference last Friday where Bigfoot's body failed to show up. The dudes plugged their website and a stupid Bigfoot hunting tour instead.
The owner of SearchingforBigfoot.com, Tom Biscardi, also got played by the two hoaxers. That's pretty fucking ironic since Tom is a Bigfoot hoaxer himself. According to Fox News, Tom paid an "undisclosed sum" to the hoaxers. He also sent a private investigator to Georgia to investigate the body. The PI found nothing more than a Halloween costume.
Tom immediately called the two dudes and they admitted it was all a hoax. They agreed to meet him at a hotel in California. When Tom showed up, they were gone. Bigfoot hoaxers on the run!
Yeah, I know. This is the most unsurprising news of the years. What's with all these fucking hoaxes lately? First came the Montauk Monster and now Bigfoot! Don't even get me started on that Chupacabra bullshit. These dumb bitch hoaxers need to stop playing with my emotions!
The idiot Policeman who did this hoax is now out of a job!!! He was on leave for bein shot on the job, but he was told to turn in his badge. Seems that he has tarnished his reputation and credibility so good bye job!!! HA HA HA!!! Of course he is from Georgia, and Georgia is what second to last in education in this country (I know I have to live there, just not educated there).
Have you guys ever heard about Big Feets hanging around Indian reservations? We live in Northern CA, and an Indian reservation down the supposedly sees and hears those things all the time. ---Just gave myself chills---I live up in the country with big Redwoods. Meow, Meow.
I've heard two stories from two credible grown me--one a hunter from here and one a logger in Oregon. Just watching those mens faces and eyes when they told their stories kept me from camping or hiking. When I lived in Alaska (25 yrs), I heard stories about them in Southeast Alaska messing with the Indians there and stealing from hunters' caches.
I have to go out and water my garden now and I'm freake'in!. Something ripped up a deer pretty bad next door last week and we've been visited by something all summer since the forest fires started. At least it's too cold for the chupacabra---
I knew that shit was a hoax. If I found a bigfoot the first thing I would do is have that monester taken to the Smithsoian for a DNA test or carbon dating whatever they do down there. Then I would contact that entertainment lawyer who writes Crazy days and Nights and have him represent me. That monster would go to the highest bidder which would probably be Michael Jackson. Sorry, Michael, cash only from you; I know your checks be bouncing. I wouldnt waste any time holding my prize in some rednecks idea of a walkin freezer.
Ever check out the size of Paris Hilton's feet. those oversized pontoons could actualy be a throwback from a bigfoot gene. You know her mama would fuck anything after a few snorts and shots.
ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Thank you, hoarz. You have renewed my faith!
*straightens shoulders, heads off to meeting of Friends of Loch Ness Monster Association*
- hahahahahahahaha.......
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ok, Leatherette,
The other day we'd found some good ones...so I thought I'd share...
This is an abducted cow - not shitting you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gg1Avygqso&feature=related
Here's a (baby?)chupacabra done up like Angel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHVMBX0TucQ&feature=related
And here's a fun bunch of weird ass creatures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFaL3d-zMpY&feature=related
Some of them are not SO weird and some of them look photoshoppy but there is a bunch of for real looking shit in there.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Thank you, hoarz. You have renewed my faith!
*straightens shoulders, heads off to meeting of Friends of Loch Ness Monster Association*
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Leatherette on August 19, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Chupacabra sighting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE
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aw, don't play with my heart like that :'(
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Aw! SoR-RaY! I think it's funny;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
This shit was so lame!! We all knew it was a hoax, the people covering it knew it was a hoax..so what the fuck was the point?
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Chupacabra sighting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE
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aw, don't play with my heart like that :'(
Um, duh. What I find hard to believe was the idiocy of the financial backer. When you put forth a claim such as "I have a Bigfoot corpse," you need to show your proof up front. If they have some sort of excuse as to why they can't, it's a fucking hoax. DUH! How dumb are these people?! I hate the world.
Chupacabra sighting!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Um, how is that one guy gonna run when he's a police officer?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
THERE IS A HOAX ABOUT SOME BITCH THAT AGED 50 YEARS IN ONE CALENDER YEAR, FROM 21 TO 70+..I THOUGHT IT WAS BULLSHIT!!
JUST IN..IT'S REAL JUST LOOK AT KATIE HOLMES!!
Likes I said before...the only people who should be punished for this hoax are the people who covered it and actually believed it.
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People have been looking for bigfoot longer than I've been alive (31 yrs). Hate to break it to you, but even if there were a big foot; it's probably dead by now.
Bigfoot is real and y'alls is jus jellus!
I Guffaw and poo poo to these shenanigantards.
Monsters and Chupas and Bigfoots OH MY!
The aliens are getting jealous.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 12:08pm.
YMAtT!
We do not "discuss" the Great Pumpkin!!!
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Well then I guess someone should tell Linus Van Pelt to STFU, already!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
No shit Sherlock
I knew it looked faked, but everyone was assured it was real. I should have made them put money down on their claim!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Damn it. DAMN IT. Next, a story on how Santa Claus is fake, right?
*sobs*
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Don't be silly! -I- still get presents in my stocking every year, and I'm 19 (seriously)! If you close your eyes and believe, he's real! :B
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Hi5.
YMAtT!
We do not "discuss" the Great Pumpkin!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
No, really? Imagine! A hoax! That never happens!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Santa Claus does exist I hear he vacations with Mrs. Claus at aunt Flo's.
Yes Impertinent Vixen there is a Santa Claus...
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 11:54am.
Damn it. DAMN IT. Next, a story on how Santa Claus is fake, right?
*sobs*
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Now, now...that won't happen. Nobody wants to hurt the delicate, sensitive children of today. They will be coddled until their 18th birthdays. No worries.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Damn it. DAMN IT. Next, a story on how Santa Claus is fake, right?
*sobs*
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Clarisse on August 19, 2008 - 11:50am.
Salem13!!!!
If you find the Pumpkin King, tell him i love him!!!
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I thought it's The Great Pumpkin!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by soosie on August 19, 2008 - 11:45am.
Me thinks it was all just a guerilla (excuse the pun) advertising campaign. The professional bigfoot hunters weren't taken by hoaxers. They masterminded all of it for advertising for their website, new book and bigfoot hunting packages.
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Blair Witch Project, anyone?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
What??? Next you'll tell me the Brangelina twins are a hoax.
CNN covered this shit? Jesus, one look at these dudes and you know its fake.
Submitted by KD on August 19, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Yeah, you gotta hand it to them for the free publicity, though.
I'm just wondering where they got those intestines from. Or is that fake too?
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They're probably from a cow, sheep, or pig. Go to any butcher and you can get them - lots of people still make homemade sausage with them. *gags*
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Hi5.
Salem13!!!!
If you find the Pumpkin King, tell him i love him!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Bigfoot isnt real...:P Seriously these guys must have sat around all stoned like...saying shit like..."DUDE...if bigfoot was real, someone would've found a corpse by now." and the other dude was like "DUDE...that would be cool to find one!"....then they were like "DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!" Lets do this shit.
HA...i think its quite funny.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Yeah, you gotta hand it to them for the free publicity, though.
I'm just wondering where they got those intestines from. Or is that fake too?
Dang. Just think of all that off season game and beer that went warm when they had to empty out that freezer.
I'm going to go into the forest and go into each holiday town and bring back Santa, Easter bunny, Jack Skellington, ect and prove that they are REAL and then you all will be bowing at my feet.
Me thinks it was all just a guerilla (excuse the pun) advertising campaign. The professional bigfoot hunters weren't taken by hoaxers. They masterminded all of it for advertising for their website, new book and bigfoot hunting packages. My dead blind granny wouldn't have believed that empty bigfoot costume in a cooler was a corpse let alone "professional" big foot hunters.
In retrospect, look at all the major media these guys got. They would have paid millions for exposure like that. Maybe they're onto something.
Why these stupid mother fuckers actually think anyone would believe them is beyond me.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
It may not have been Bigfoot this time, but he's out there. Bigfoot is real! I know because the Jersey Devil told me!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Aren't there laws that the cop involved could be charged for creating a public nuisance since he claimed he found a dead "something" in the forest? Anyways, looked like my legs after I ran out of my Bic shavers in the winter and was too lazy to pick up new ones.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 19, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Bigfoot is just a ploy to cover up for Sasquatch.
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and Sasquatch is just a ploy to cover up for Chupacabra.
btw: did that chupa eat that fat sheriff in Cuero, Tex, who videotaped his hot ass, or what? Why the news blackout?
MORE CHUPACABRA!
That picture just looks like a halloween costume that they drenched with a hose and threw some freaking cow entrails on top. Blech! Anyhew...it was obviously a hoax. Bwahahaha...those guys were soooooo clever!! hooo haaa!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Of course it's a hoax!!!!!!!
Everyone knows that Big Foot (or Sasquatch as we like to call him) lives in Washington state.
In Seattle.
At my house.
And his name is Pudge.
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Bigfoot is just a ploy to cover up for Sasquatch.
What's the verdict on the Montauk Monster? I think it's at turtle sans shell, but that's just me. *shrugs*
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Hi5.
Duh! Slow news day, eh?
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Oh no! Next you will tell me that ManBearPig isn't real.
http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~andrewtfranklin/art21/portfolio/images/manbear...
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Montauk totally flipped me off! Bitch!!
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Bigfoot Paris is a hoax too
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