Tuesday, August 19th 2008
Baby Bump?
People Magazine better put a few million dollars away just in case international supermodel Phoebe Price is with child. I'm sure there will be an all-out bidding war for the exclusive pictures of her beloved chicken cutlet baby. I hear Backyard Poultry magazine has major bank!
Now who could the father be? I've narrowed it down to Russell Brand, Foghorn Leghorn, Chicken Boo, and Michael K. Okay, scratch off the last name. Wishful thinking!
Here's more of PP looking like a stunning bouquet of red fern and violets outside of Mr. Chow last night. And in the image above, I totally thought that was Jay Leno standing in the doorway, mesmerized by Chicken Cutlets' beauty. It's just an imposter!
Wenn
She'd make a great drag queen---I love drag queens---I wish my mom had been a drag queen--
When it comes to Hollywood parents, I say Drag Queen is the new Jew.
#^%$#FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS TYPE ANGRY&^%$%!
http://crispiestshoes.blogspot.com
who the hell cares about this idiot, who is she? and what is she going to give birth to? a pile of silicon and orange fur?
"I GOT MY PHOEBE PRICE POST!!!
Give me Shauna Sand and this WILL be the best dlisted day ever!"
I'm with Princess Claire. Oh, and if you have anything new about The Hoff, throw that in!
Love the crazies. They love themselves.
Can't you people tell the difference between a baby bump and grey goose bump?!?!?!?!?!
Jeeeeeez, I can!
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i thought chickens were supposed to lay eggs?
No, that's the middle aged bump
The cellulite from her pasty things has taken refuge in her FUPA. Her cottage cheese need to be HSOTD, by the way. Actually, her chicken cutlet twins do.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
~Well, bless her chicken cutlet heart~
MK, that's just another way for her to get underserved attention (once again). Her pillow worked.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Wow - I thought she was like 50 years old.
To be fair, purple is a good color on her...
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Always the bridesmaid, never the paying, sit-down customer.
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This was our somewhat of a Phoebe Price video...except I wanted the mushroom wig for flair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_yJoc6RaUE
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
The only reason I know this woman exists is because of all the times she is on here. Who is she? Is she an actress? I'll have to look her up on Wikipedia or something.
Phoebe actually looks less clownish with a slightly more natural shade of red hair.
Who is that woman? For being on this site so much why isn't she even famous in a bad way? Like arrests or rehabs?
P.S.--sorry for the confusing post a few ago----lack of sleep and bitch fest with two whiners that constantly accused me of being foul-mouthed and a meany, after I made fun of Aniston on a photo of Mayer the Player---Of course, their adjectives and go F myself didn't count on their behalf. One of them claimed to actually be an adult whining about adult humor on an adult humor website! She also thought she was quite the sage. that's all.
Making fun of celebrities is good for stress.
PP obviously have never heard of the old wives tale about placing your purse on the floor/ground. If you do then you will never have any money. It's bad luck!
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
I GOT MY PHOEBE PRICE POST!!!
Give me Shauna Sand and this WILL be the best dlisted day ever!
woot woot!
seriously, if she were pregnant i don't know what i would do with myself ... i would probably need to punch a baby bunny or something. i bet that henry would be the daddy after that lovely make out sesh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY11CM9XzDQ&eurl=http://www.dlisted.com/t...
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Still can't stand this vapid trick, but she looks good this time (looks good for being HER, I mean). I wish she'd get kidnapped by aliens.
Gots pantie line too.
Girlfriend needs some Spanx.
And some new foundation, she's looking a mite pale......
Phoebe couldn't pull off "non-chalant" if she fell asleep and some mean girls drew a penis on her cheek with an eyebrow pencil.
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Hi back? I guess I hit the post button twice accidentally.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on August 19, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Hey you guys sound fun ----More fun than the Team Aniston cry babies----You guys know that this an adult humor site right?
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Um..Hello?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Mud gutz.
Submitted by HeatherlyG on August 19, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Hey you guys sound fun ----More fun than the Team Aniston cry babies----You guys know that this an adult humor site right? I just want to know who is Phoebe Price? What shows? or anything? She's on here a lot and I've never heard of her anywhere else. Why does she show up so much? Is she a good actress being snubbed? Like that little precious Sean Young? Is there a Team Phoebes? She really caught my attention because I'm making some colorful tranny costumes for Halloween that I sell. Was she on Priscilla Queen of the Desert? kidding.
Now, be careful when you answer, because there's a confused Goth teen and some jackass out there-- I'm guessing is a late in life lezzy going through her butch phase and preys on confused teens without set identities--they are the only ones who'll buy into it. NOT to offend or scare any teens, but this is an adult site and some adults might be looking for some "innocent chat" without being obvious. Just remind them that Chris Hansen at Dateline Predator is only a few keystrokes away, K2 weirdo.
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Did I miss something? What in the Roseanne Barr crazy talk hell is going on?
Hey you guys sound fun ----More fun than the Team Aniston cry babies----You guys know that this an adult humor site right? I just want to know who is Phoebe Price? What shows? or anything? She's on here a lot and I've never heard of her anywhere else. Why does she show up so much? Is she a good actress being snubbed? Like that little precious Sean Young? Is there a Team Phoebes? She really caught my attention because I'm making some colorful tranny costumes for Halloween that I sell. Was she on Priscilla Queen of the Desert? kidding.
Now, be careful when you answer, because there's a confused Goth teen and some jackass out there-- I'm guessing is a late in life lezzy going through her butch phase and preys on confused teens without set identities--they are the only ones who'll buy into it. NOT to offend or scare any teens, but this is an adult site and some adults might be looking for some "innocent chat" without being obvious. Just remind them that Chris Hansen at Dateline Predator is only a few keystrokes away, K2 weirdo.
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 4:34pm.
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hahahahha! Honey I'm sure you look fabooo with vegetation on your head (much better than PP in any event!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by Laila on August 19, 2008 - 2:18pm.
I’m probably alone in this but I think PP is a hoot.
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Me, too.
But I try not to take sides against the family.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
yeah, what is up with the gut?
Go to the link Mrs. Kravitz posted: http://mavrixonline.com/mavrixonline/phoebe_price/
and scroll down to the pic where PP is walking across the street. Notice the lady in the tiger striped dress behind her.
Then, scroll to the very next pic, with PP on the beach. There's that same lady behind her, holding PP's shoes. The lady is wearing a white shirt and shorts.
Then go down a few more to where PP is wearing that headband and bright orange mini dress. There's her mama again.
Next pic, mom wearing yellow print shirt, 3 pics down she's talking to young man, in one thumbnail she's signing for dessert at the restaurant, then she's sitting across from PP while PP nearly gives an upskirt shot.
That's pathetic! While she's out whoring herself on the street, she's dragging her mom with her to hold her stuff! And it has to be her mom, they have the same features and bone structure, especially across the brows.
PP can teach jr. to pose in all the best spots. The legend lives on! :\ argggggggggggggh
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NanciElizabeth on August 19, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Holy shit, Zomay! Them be some REAL eggy-weggs up in there.
p.s. now you have to come and clean the diet coke i spilled all over my keyboard..
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Nice to meet you. Are you new, or an old poster with a new name? Either way nice to meet you.
FUPA bump just like Pam Anderson; she ain't pregnant, she's just got a booze gut. PP should've worn Shatner's girdle for that little ensemble.
Holy shit, Zomay! Them be some REAL eggy-weggs up in there.
p.s. now you have to come and clean the diet coke i spilled all over my keyboard..
I smell Conspiracy Theory and it smells like La Culets broke into TommyGirl's secret cybergenetic lab and grabbed Colonel Sanders' frozen sauce. Who else could it be? Plus, I think she was inseminated on a grassy knoll...
I think she looks really good in the second picture. that should be her signature pose from now on. d'ya hear phoebe? I know you cant keep yourself from reading these to know what your loyal fans expect of you. oh and I like that shadeof purple on you... the hat's just silly. I know the colors match and you teamed the bag with the shoes but that bag with that outfit is totally wrong. that is a more casual bag sizewise. and i too wonder about the monetary situation, i hope you're not in debt
Chicken Boo is too good for her! She'll cluck for any rooster w/a camera.
same old, same old...tired poses. yawn.
Isn't there like a sniper or something to take her out while she waltzes down Robertson???
It's gas, bitches. What, does that not happen to anyone else here!?!?!!! Puleeze!
I never knew she was a mammal.
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I’m probably alone in this but I think PP is a hoot.
Love the wardrobe that looks like it came from the estate sale of some washed up Vegas showgirl.
Love the single minded determination to get her pic taken, at any cost.
Love the crazy.
Love the delusions of grandeur.
All I need is the PP reality show and my joy will be complete.
Is Carrotop the father?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Ziggy, dear...um, what are you on today? Can I have some?
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Yes, I would also love some too! :)
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I would like some also, I can't find shit around here.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Oh, I'm sure it's just lettuce bloat.
Ok, I lost it at Foghord Leghorn. You owe my momma a new keyboard MK.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 19, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Call me a masochist because I know I'm gonna get yelled at..but except for the pot belly I like that colour on her. I even like that vegetation on her head. *ducks and weaves*
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O yeah, you better duck and weave cuz it's humid as hell here and I can fit all kinds of crazy shit in my hair!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Why do i have the feeling that PP's train of thought went something like this when she was getting dressed:
"Wow, i'm really bloated today. What to wear, what to wear... I know! I'll wear the tightest dress i own! Then everyone will speculate on whether or not it's a baby bump, and i'll be in ALL the gossip rags! This famewhoring thing is getting easier by the day!"
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Shandi- Are the paps really that interested in her? i would lean towards pimpcessa's view because why would the paps go out of their way to find the obscure PP? Unless, of course, MK has hired a pap to follow her around.