Tuesday, August 19th 2008
Baby Bump?
People Magazine better put a few million dollars away just in case international supermodel Phoebe Price is with child. I'm sure there will be an all-out bidding war for the exclusive pictures of her beloved chicken cutlet baby. I hear Backyard Poultry magazine has major bank!
Now who could the father be? I've narrowed it down to Russell Brand, Foghorn Leghorn, Chicken Boo, and Michael K. Okay, scratch off the last name. Wishful thinking!
Here's more of PP looking like a stunning bouquet of red fern and violets outside of Mr. Chow last night. And in the image above, I totally thought that was Jay Leno standing in the doorway, mesmerized by Chicken Cutlets' beauty. It's just an imposter!
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Call me a masochist because I know I'm gonna get yelled at..but except for the pot belly I like that colour on her. I even like that vegetation on her head. *ducks and weaves*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Pimpcessa, do you really think she hunts the paps down? I bet she calls them to tell them where she will be!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Gas bloat
Nothing a little Metabolix Evacuator can't handle.
an extra strong dose of ex lax should alleviate the problem...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by chin chin on August 19, 2008 - 1:12pm.
homicidal howdy doody
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I heard she bought a house in Doodyville.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
That's not a bump, that's a pot belly!
a great pic of PP (NSFW)
http://img240.imagevenue.com/loc581/th_25812_Phoebe_Price_No_Panty_Upski...
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shandi
Somehow I get the impression that she loiters outside of these places until the manager comes outside and tells her to "move along now". I think she gets in her car and hunts down the paps and races to get her pic taken. One of these days those paps are gonna send her a huge bill for all the wasted film. Haha
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by AmyP on August 19, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Chicken Boo! He was just so damn strapping in the letter jacket.
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Chicken Boo?!? Is that the Chicken that pretended to be human all the time. I remember he pretended to be an actor at least once but I can't remember if that was his schtick...
But OMG Chicken BOO! That's who Phoebe is!!!
HAhahahaHAhahahaHahaha
PS.@shandi: She is Sheer Elegance wherever she goes. She is a consummate professional always.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 19, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Do you think she ever goes in to these places she's always photographed outside of? Or does she just pose outside of the places that the stars go to and then.....leave? I mean her purse is on the friggin ground. And yes, this is a serious question.
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I've always wondered that, too. Or maybe she goes in but only orders a drink? Or maybe she only goes to these places if they offer her a free meal? Who knows.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She did a Britney, is that soy sauce on her dress?
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Here are some great pics of her, just in case you might have missed any of them on dlisted.
(scroll down past Jack Black and Whorelina)
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
p.s.--she's looking more and more like a homicidal howdy doody every fucking day, just look at that 4th thumb, *shiver*
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Can we get a no chicken cutlet coverage button? I don't want to see her ass.
I may have to stop coming to your blog.
Do you think she ever goes in to these places she's always photographed outside of? Or does she just pose outside of the places that the stars go to and then.....leave? I mean her purse is on the friggin ground. And yes, this is a serious question.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Respectfully, Mrs. K -
I don't think it's early. I think it's right on time:)
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Are you implying that she *gasp* is older than she claims?!?!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
I was thinking, "who the hell is 'Michael K. Okay'? and then I figured it out.
MK will always be 'Michael K. Okay' to me now!
see, this is why she'll never be a-list, b-list or c-list, she can't even suck in her gut for a photo shoot? come on!
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The only reason I even know this woman is because of MK. What does/did she do?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Chicken Boo! He was just so damn strapping in the letter jacket.
This purple, unfuckable cow,
Mistakenly photographed now,
Will one day be killed
For the way she shilled,
The only question now is "How?"
Phoebe has the period bloat going on. Just like I do right now. Make me want to live in pajama pants this week.
Your face!
I am going to be nice here, and say purple is a good color for her.
that is the only nice thing I can say about PP.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by Leatherette on August 19, 2008 - 4:04pm.
that's gonna be like Super Bowl up in here
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For reals. I can't wait for the clips!
Ty Ty and PP together, at last!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Ziggy, dear...um, what are you on today? Can I have some?
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Yes, I would also love some too! :)
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 19, 2008 - 4:01pm.
She wrote on my Facebook Wall (Comment Wall) that she will be on Tyra Banks (Ty Ty Baby) show (duno the date??)
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that's gonna be like the Super Bowl up in here
TyTy and PP = 2muchkrazee
Respectfully, Mrs. K -
I don't think it's early. I think it's right on time:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
She wrote on my Facebook Wall (Comment Wall) that she will be on Tyra Banks (Ty Ty Baby) show (duno the date??)
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Chicken Cutlets at Mr. Chow - Kung Pao-tacular, Ms. P.
I miss the two hands on the one knee pose, though.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 19, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Ziggy, dear...um, what are you on today? Can I have some?
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
I think it's just the Farts! maybe she is possessed by some kind of sea creature, and David Elsewhere is going to pop out of her belly and start doing his thing!
I've often read people compare Phebe's Price to Disney's The Little Mermaid. I suppose I can see the resemblance in her looks and naive being.
However I'm instantly reminded that The Little Mermaid is of course a far more violent tale than the Disney incarnation. Hans Christian Andersen spun a tale of tragedy and lust, where the mermaid damned herself for striving for things not natural to her.
Who can forget the mermaid's first tentative steps on the land, the earth like daggers on her bastard feet? Looking at those pointed toe shoes, I think Phoebe can relate to the mermaid's anguish. Like the mermaid sought her body to catch the Prince, Phoebe wears the shoes to attract the lens of a paparazzo - the modern day Prince.
I only hope that Phoebe's quest is one similar to that of Disney's mermaid.
I wish her all the best in her career.
To Phoebe!
CHEERS! :D
She is not with child...unfortunately she is the victim of what we professionals call early onset menopaunch.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
It's just constipation... trust me, I'm all too familiar with that condition. The real catch is the hottie in the Martha Stewart style oxford shirt inside Mr. Chow.
CONSTIPATED!
Okay, now who knocked-up the purple people eater?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Tranny Barney.
PP's competing with Audrina for the best ceiling eyes. I think the tummy is from chicken broth bloat.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by Morrissey on August 19, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Where. Does. Her. Money. Come. From. ?
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She's an actress! She has a walk on part on Get Smart or some crap.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Doesn't she know is bad luck to put your handbag on the floor. O heck, who am I kidding. She doesn't anything besides posing around like a zombie.
food baby
bloat and am i the only one who thinks she would look good for once if she wasn't wearing the hat
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
I know MK is going to come after me with a rusty butcher knife for this, but she totally looks like a high (questionable) fashion zombie here. Also, I believe PP needs to attend posing school - hers suck.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Where. Does. Her. Money. Come. From. ?
Any money she made from her modelling career should be long gone by now. Does she have a sugar daddy? That's what I was thinking of...
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Leatherette on August 19, 2008 - 3:45pm.
OHTHANKYOUNOMOREDEADRICAN!!!
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Bloat. Nobody would get close enough to that thing to impregnate it.
Is it just me or is her red hair fading something bad? She's looking a bit wilted...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
& looks like she toned down the Ronald-McDonald shade of red ... or maybe ANYTHING looks toned down after staring at a stale corpse...
She's not with child! She's old, that's all.
You think she's funny now? By the time she's really old she'll be WAY more entertaining I'm sure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.