Tuesday, August 19th 2008
Baby Bump?
People Magazine better put a few million dollars away just in case international supermodel Phoebe Price is with child. I'm sure there will be an all-out bidding war for the exclusive pictures of her beloved chicken cutlet baby. I hear Backyard Poultry magazine has major bank!
Now who could the father be? I've narrowed it down to Russell Brand, Foghorn Leghorn, Chicken Boo, and Michael K. Okay, scratch off the last name. Wishful thinking!
Here's more of PP looking like a stunning bouquet of red fern and violets outside of Mr. Chow last night. And in the image above, I totally thought that was Jay Leno standing in the doorway, mesmerized by Chicken Cutlets' beauty. It's just an imposter!
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What do you mean baby bump???
An evil violet yellyfish is nesting on her head and took over her three brain cells (the look on her face tells you) and is not breeding young yelly babies in her womb.
How can you question this?
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Not a baby bump - it'a a pillow!
hearts;~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
LOVE blond dude's WTF-eyes in the first thumbie
So America DOES have a Royal Family after all.
Dont look now PP but i think Barney shat on your head...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
THANK YOU!
And lovely strategy, post a dead dude pic only to have us creeped out by it and show up with Phoebe as The Purple Cutlet Eater.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OHTHANKYOUNOMOREDEADRICAN!!!
OH! it's because that thing on top of her head is covering half her face. ok, i see, i see.
phewwwwww, as much I can't stand this ridiculous woman, I'm glad you posted something else.
1st a dead puerto rican and now a zombie.
we are fucked.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh wow this stupid ho looks pretty here