Russell Brand As Frank-N-Furter?
MTV has already announced its plans to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult musical "Rocky Horror Picture Show." It will only be shown on MTV. Hey, look on the bright side. This will be the first time in many years that MTV actually plays music.
Casting hasn't been announced for this diarrhea fiesta, but sources claim Russell Brand has been asked to fill Tim Curry's garter belt as Dr. Frank-N-Furter. I think I'm going to be sick. I just imagined Russell's twin furballs stuffed into lacy panties. I can take his furballs on their own, but not in a pair of skimpy muff covers.
Russell has had some success in the US with his role in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," so whores at MTV think he's a perfect choice. You know who's an absolutely perfect choice to play this role? Tim Curry circa 1975. That's who!
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nOnonONOfaIlfAilDO NOT WANT!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I'D LIKE TO STUFF THIS LOSER AND PUT HIM IN THE CORNER OF MY HOUSE SO I CAN PISS ON HIM WHEN EVER I FEEL LIKE IT!!
they should remake sunset blvd, and vadge or j-lo can be in it
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Ooh...found it...Mrs K....here it is! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX9Y40efqAY
its the best of clips...:D
ON TOPIC: Russell Brand does not strike me as a guy who would look good in just his underwear.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
This is disgusting. MTV should be put out of its misery already. It isn't even a music channel anymore!
Even though this probably won't work, it can't hurt to try, right? If you want to at least try to get MTV to listen to the masses and hopefully abort this movie like a one night stand baby, sign the petition to stop the remake!
http://www.stoptheremake.com/
AND SPREAD IT AROUND! Get everyone to sign!
Oh yeah, Jungle Red, that's a great movie. I remember it took me a couple times of seeing The Women on TCM to realize there were NO men in the entire thing.....
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Mrs K!!!
Jungle Red!!! :D
lmaoooooo....holy shizz that movie had the best damn jokes!! Glad i own it...time to watch it again!!!
Theres a youtube video somewhere i saw once that is basically clips of all the great one-liners in that movie. Awesome!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I so can't wait to NOT see this crap along with 'The Women' and Hairspray 2...
Hollywood sucks.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 19, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Still...i will have to go see it.
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I KNOW!!! I can't NOT see it. The power of my OCD compells me to see it, even if I hate every single solitary second of it.
"Isn't that divine? Jungle red!"
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Submitted by 2Di4 on August 19, 2008 - 4:49pm.
i still haven't got a clue who this ho is
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don't you dare call him a ho, he's british comedy royalty.
on second thought..yes he is a bit of a ho but we still adore him.
*sigh*....Tim Curry.
This guy Russell has a sexy accent and thats about it.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by Laura on August 19, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Can I just say I love your avvie? Ooh, to that apple!!
Russell 'hard core'? lol, no way, he's to prissy!
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Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Why not? It'll save you time, time which is better ussed hanging out on Dlisted!! ;0)
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i still haven't got a clue who this ho is
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 19, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Well, Hollywood is remaking "The Women" and it looks like shit. Don't get your hopes up Teens of America.
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Awwww, i know!! The Women is a classic and should have NEVER be remade. *sigh*...too late for that...and now i have to tolerate Meg Ryans duck lips trying to fill beautiful Norma Shearer's shoes. Still...i will have to go see it.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
oh no, not this shit again. I thought we went over this.
LEAVE ROCKY HORROR AAAALOOONNNNNNEEEE
where is Crissy Crocker when you need him..her.. errr..it.
SALEM13: LOVE YOUR AVVIEE. Very nice pic of Viggo.
ps: I doubt very much that ol Russ would be part of this.
He's getting ready to star in a movie written by his best friend and sidekick , Matt Morgan and not to mention that he'll be also staring in a movie about his turbulent life very very soon.
Russell is far too busy for this.
OR as I said last time:
Hey Russell! Platinum Blonde called; they want they're stylist back.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
is he a mouf breather or just extra horsey?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 19, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Big L on August 19, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Who is this guy and WTF happened to his hair?
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The hair is part pf his "style".
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LOL! Do you think I could make it part of my style too? That would save me some seriously enormous amounts of grooming time.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 19, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Big L on August 19, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Who is this guy and WTF happened to his hair?
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The hair is part pf his "style".
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Well, his style sucks. How hard core can you be if you have to use that much hair product?
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
@Missy
thinking about your point....
However, this imposter does NOT give me the shivers....
*thinks of the sex after watching this the first time*
WHAT??? I have issues go away :)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Big L on August 19, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Who is this guy and WTF happened to his hair?
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The hair is part pf his "style".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrNN9w-0Jng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEIzDmkdxVY
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
*furiously licks the palm of hand*
*searches feverishly for this hairball*
OI! That hair!
Uker,
Eddie would never leave the house lookin like this. I'm just sayin ;P
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No one watches MTV anymore, not even Spock- and God knows he is constantly stoned......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE I beg you no no no no no leave it alone
Well, Hollywood is remaking "The Women" and it looks like shit. Don't get your hopes up Teens of America.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
ok, I think this whole idea is a total travesty... im right with you guys.
BUT!
I heard Russell Brand on a radio show and I really liked him! He was funny, modest and he used to be a heroin junkie! He would make a good Frank-N-Furter, I think.
Still I want MTV to keep their paws off this classic.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on August 19, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I say turn the crap into craptacular - Spencer and Heidi would be perfect as the Baldwin/Sarandon couple, and I'd tune in.
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which Baldwin was that?
Barry Bostwick was the Hero.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Who is this guy and WTF happened to his hair?
HAHA has anybody read IMDB (yes I sometimes go on IMDB) board on RHPS some of that shit people wrote about a MTV remake is fuckin hilarious.
Mtv should stick to The Hills and MY Super 16 crap.
oh and this guy is not making feel dirty and tormented for finding him sexay
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 19, 2008 - 9:31pm.
AHHHH DAE I just read that at the Insider.com!!!!!!! Holy shit grab your cheetos yawlll=))
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I know right? Unmissable TV right there.
£50 says her new song will sound just like all her other songs.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
I say turn the crap into craptacular - Spencer and Heidi would be perfect as the Baldwin/Sarandon couple, and I'd tune in.
did you guys used to go see Rocky Horror? I remember in jr high/HS we would go into Philadelphia and see it, good times! wow, it's making me nostalgic....
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"Blame it on the London air!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not taking part in this fuc*tastic coc*-up of something so perfect!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I say!!!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
AHHHH DAE I just read that at the Insider.com!!!!!!! Holy shit grab your cheetos yawlll=))
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Oh, you guys are such negative nellies.
I'm sure it'll be great, just as good if not better than the original.
j/k
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LoLo come back--
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No. Just no. That's all.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE RUSSELL BRAND.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 19, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I'm going to Santa Monica and taking the 20th St MTV Productions building Hostage until they STOP TORTURING US WITH CRAP!!!!!!
Any other Angeleno Dlisters with me?
FUCK MTV.
Hi darling. For this, I will fly from New York. Let me know when you need me. First they need to remake it and then (sorry Ukers) they pick this "I wanna be Johny Deep in Pirates" "comedian". ____________________________________________
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In (kinda) related news - Unfitney WILL be performing a song from her new album at this years VMA's.
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FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU MTV!!!!!!!!!!!
Just say NO TO THE REMAKE!!!!!!!
drink bleach and die, MTV.
Wasn't this guy in Tears For Fears?
I HATE MTV MORE THAN I DO PARIS HILTON
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I gotta go- great, now I'm all grumpy about this.....grrrrrr
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DIE MTV DIE! And really....there is no need for that hair.
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I'm going to Santa Monica and taking the 20th St MTV Productions building Hostage until they STOP TORTURING US WITH CRAP!!!!!!
Any other Angeleno Dlisters with me?
FUCK MTV.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
"Hey, look on the bright side. This will be the first time in many years that MTV actually plays music."
HAHA!!! Holy shit, SO true!!! I miss the '90s....
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