The Pussy With Four Ears!
Holy hell! It's Devil Pussy! It's like he was made just for my dark-sided heart. I want to snuggle with him and blow into his four ears while we plot our next evil move together! Unfortunately, the dumb broad who adopted Devil Pussy thinks he looks more like Yoda from "Star Wars." NOT. Bitch needs to get her eyeballs rotated, because she's mistaken.
Yoda (aka Devil Pussy) was adopted by a couple from Chicago almost two years. Valerie and Ted Rock were boozing at their local watering hole when they noticed a cage filled with kittens near the bar. The owners brought the lil' pussies to the bar to find them homes. Brilliant idea! Pass out the innocent kitties to a bunch of drunks! The owners must be crackheads. Wait. Yoda is a crack kitty! That's why he grew four ears. I love him even more.
Anypussy, Valerie immediately noticed Yoda and his four ears. She said it was love at first purr and they adopted him on the spot.
Their vet said he had never seen anything like Yoda. After examining him, the vet claims Yoda can't hear out of his extra ears and everything else is much pretty normal.
Valerie is paranoid that someone is going to try and pussynap Yoda, so she always keeps him indoors. Good thinking. You just know that after reading this story, Bernann McKinney put her crazy ass on a Greyhound bus headed for Chicago. I don't blame her. I want a Yoda pussy of my own! Does he do parties at least?
Image: Fame Pictures
I'd pay extra for the extra ears!
Your face!
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
He's adorable!
I'd bring him home.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
That cat is awesomeness!
myspace.com/bebekitten
pip pip, cheerio
I really need to learn to read the times before I post...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hey you sexay beeechez!
Thanks, Sluttsville. That was evil bad nasty!
I never want to see that again, actually:)
And it reminds me of when my step-sister and I used to try to imagine how it was possible that our parents had sex.
Blech!
Four eared cat, however - cute:) See that? Even God makes boo boos!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh Sheeps, sadly, no. I had to quit the drankin'. The drive-thru daiquiris were cutting into my casino time and well, I just couldn't have that, now could I? I am now high on life.
Okay, I tried. I am doing tequila shots as I type. Excuse the lime juice.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
dlistaholik
i wish that hot bitch had 4 pussies instead of 4 ears !!
We should make Yoda the hot bitch of the month, wtf the whole year !!!
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on August 19, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Well, happy birthday, then! I hoped you got toasted, I mean, were toasted?
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
@Sheeps:
Oh lots. New life, new job, and of course my new life in the CO$. I kid, I kid. It's not new. I did have a birfday yesterday though. No one got me butt plugs like I asked.
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by islandgirl on August 19, 2008 - 8:01pm.
I save those for the butt plug.
Recall when I accepted your Thanksgiving invite? I've just decided it's a holiday that glorifies colonial oppression so I'll have to decline.
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
@ SLitty
I hope your kitty like em' extra spicy.
I clean my deluxe rabbit on my shag carpet.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on August 19, 2008 - 8:02pm.
I'm fine, thanks. What's new?
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 19, 2008 - 10:53pm.
What do you feed a 4 toofed devil pussy exactly?
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Mine loves kolaches............
I can't believe that I missed your comment!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Good kitty. GOOD KITTY!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 19, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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You mean I was suppose to clean it before I gave it back to you? Sorry........
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Sheeps, you wooly bastard! How are yas?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Sheeps on August 19, 2008 - 10:59pm.
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I save those for the butt plug. :-P
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Are they slit or slat blinds?
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
Submitted by islandgirl on August 19, 2008 - 7:54pm.
I usually just use the curtains. What? They're right by the bed!
*whispers: At least IG didn't say the kitchen towels*
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
Island Girl:
Blinds? I think not. And I have the video to prove it. Nice ass, BTW.
"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by islandgirl on August 19, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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HAHAHAHA!! What if one doesn't have curtains, just blinds? What then?
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 10:52pm.
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*butts in*
I usually just use the curtains. What? They're right by the bed!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 19, 2008 - 8:44pm.
My Devil Pussy has 4 teeth, but do you see me making a big production out of it.
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What do you feed a 4 toofed devil pussy exactly?
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by Sheeps on August 19, 2008 - 10:20pm.
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LOL, ew! I'd cut a bitch if they wiped their juices on my shit.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 19, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Hey you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 19, 2008 - 10:20pm.
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Good one!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by angel_i on August 19, 2008 - 10:13pm.
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I liked the 3rd one the best....thanks for the links. Now here's one for you with some weird looking creatures:
http://s181.photobucket.com/video/null/phichiepsilon/MissionImpossible.f...
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
Your BF's best dress shirt--but don't tell him.
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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.
This has probably already been said, but it bears repeating.
It doesn't matter how many ears this kitty has ... it still won't listen to its humans.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Reposted for your late night enjoyment:)
This is an abducted cow - not shitting you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gg1Avygqso&feature=related
Here's a (baby?)chupacabra done up like Angel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHVMBX0TucQ&feature=related
And here's a fun bunch of weird ass creatures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFaL3d-zMpY&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
My Devil Pussy has 4 teeth, but do you see me making a big production out of it.
I hate cats, but something tells me that this could be the one to win me over.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
ImpertinentVixen: I was walked to where she was finally laid to rest (long story) at the cemetary. Bless her heart, NO ONE will ever be able to bother her again.
I never knew they did a HBO show on that story, I knew of the one from back in the day. The crazy thing is Krazy Karl never really got punished or for that matter studied for why the hell he was so obsessed with her and did the things he did with her. ewww.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 19, 2008 - 9:05pm.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 9:07pm
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Well, it won't rust that's for sure....the parts, not MY parts 'cause I don't think that can rust.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Beegirl: I have the book, "Undying Love," and Kinky Carl was the subject of an HBO Autopsy segment.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 8:49pm.
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Is that hygienic?
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Probably not, but all your "parts" will be in working order!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Hahaha Queen Charisma! You're, er I mean, your friend is welcome.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by DeeDee on August 19, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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Thanks! Rubbing alcohol I have - I mean, my friend has that.Ahem
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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Rubbing alcohol or vokda. :P
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Jesus, Snowpiece, your avie....it's the corpse of Elena Hoyos, kept above-ground for years for hideous purposes by Carl von Cosel! The creepiest story everrrrrrrrr!
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Holy Shit! How the hell do you know about that! Thats a Conch legend!
Edit: Just found the avie, OMG it is HER, crap I havent seen that pic in ages.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on August 19, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Hiya doll!! You had a Hemingway cat?! YOU ROCK!! He loved the polydactyls.
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This thread is cracking me up, I have a Hemingway cat. I actually live in The Florida Keys. Said Hemingway Cat is outside relaxing in the Florida Room after being cooped up from Tropical Storm fracking Fay and...she is named after a character from Battlestar Galactica. Does that make me an uber dork? Her name is Caprica, after the sexy blonde cylon chick in the red dress. ;-). Cat has the correct number of ears though and does not regularly break necks like her namesake, only attacks unsuspecting ankles.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 19, 2008 - 8:49pm.
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Is that hygienic?
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
Jesus, Snowpiece, your avie....it's the corpse of Elena Hoyos, kept above-ground for years for hideous purposes by Carl von Cosel! The creepiest story everrrrrrrrr!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 19, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Question:
What do you use to clean a vibrator? Thanks!
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WD-40.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 5:26pm
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Seriously! You always know just what to say. You should write a book, or a handbook at least, for the poor souls like me, afflicted with chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
You jump in with a moment of levity when it gets all serious, you are THE link mistress, without question. I so want to be just like you when I grow up. I am envious of the reams of knowledge you possess.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 5:26pm.
ROFL You know what I mean, gentle unselfish dispenser of wisdom.
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Oh, you're crazy, stop with this craziness
Tell me more♥
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 5:11pm
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ROFL You know what I mean, gentle unselfish dispenser of wisdom.
(((HUGS)))MWAH!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 19, 2008 - 5:11pm.
You so need to be declared the official dlisted Sage.
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Bubbeleh, if by "Sage" you mean old and tired, and never quit while I'm ahead, then I humbly accept.
MUAH!!!!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
You so need to be declared the official dlisted Sage. Thank you, I'm totally stealing the last line as additional siggie. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥