The Photoshop Awards: Xtina's New Perfume Ad
The bitch who airbrushed this mess must have been on the verge of getting fired and knew about it, because it's obvious that they didn't give a turtle's dick (NSFW) about this shit. This is some sweatshop fuckery. It pretty much looks like shit you would find at the dollar store.
Now let's talk about the description. This was seriously written by a wet queef. There is no way that an actual person put this together. Like some tranny liquid is really going to make me "stand up for what I believe in." It'll probably make me hungry for red lipstick and orange grease.
And what in pink hell is up with the cheese grater in back of Xtina? Is that a metaphor or something? I know what "cut the cheese" means, but what does "shred the tranny clown" mean?
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DivasGone: LMAO hooo haaa that was funny and it woke me right up, thanks!****************************1/20/09
"Blame it on the London air!"
Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?
Just a question... I hear it's all the rage these days.
That totally looks like something from Gallery of the Absurd.
I don't really see why anybody would be taken by this woman at all. Her voice has always annoyed me, and I find her attempts at poignant songwriting to be hackneyed, literary abortions.
I'd much sooner hang from the bell tower and indulge myself in the sounds of nature. Blaring horns from malevolent drivers, the chug-chug-chug from polluting factories and the screams of mutated cats with four ears. These are the sounds that speak to me, not some patronizing reminder of my assumed beauty.
Christina, I am not a beautiful person and your infectious ballads do nothing to change that.
Submitted by radio siren on August 19, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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Xtina's just a regular ol' bundle of contradictions and that's one of the reasons why I love her silly ass. She has no clue what the hell she's talking about.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
I am not mad at her for trying to make a buck.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
I have no idea what the cheese grater thing is. But what is up with her face? It looks like there were going for a certain look, but I don't think they got it. Honestly, you would think they would use a better picture than this.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
This half-ass ad reminds me of the random packages of amazing crap you find at those large supermarkets in Chinatown. There's always a word or two that is misspelled or just doesn't belong there at all.
Also: She looks like a q-tip. It's the hair, I think.
There are so many contradictions in that fucked up ad bullshit description.
The fragrance will "remind" you not to drift along with the crowd? How does it propose to do that little bit of magic? By the way, standing apart from the crowd would mean not looking anything like fake-ass Christina, and I don't think they're really trying to send out that message. And does "femininity" describe what all women want to be? Probably not. Then there's that little push, which the media can never resist, to be "sexy." But then it goes on to say, "be exactly who you want to be." What if you don't want to be a sexpot? Then what?
On top of all that, Photoshopped Christina makes me want to hurl.
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All those circles floating around behind her look like hubcaps.
I think it was airbrushed by the same person that put a penis on the Little Mermaid cover.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 19, 2008 - 6:52pm.
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LMAO!
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
The turtle peen is priceless, not the pic, the poor owner who had not seen one before, either. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh shit, I was drifting along with the crowd....then I smelled myself and remembered what's up!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Who the f wrote that craptastic description?! Bitch needs to be fired, STAT.
On the bright side, her pic is purty.
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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M
M.K., the cheese grater in back is basically saying to us: big hole, big hole, big hole, big hole, big hole.
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You don't have to be gay for this job, but it helps.
Hahahahahaha she's almost becoming a parody of herself.
MK I am LMAO about the damn cheese grater!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
....why?
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
I like Christina from the "Dirty" era better than this Old Hollywood attempt she's got going now. Remember when she talked all ghetto? I'll bet she smelled ghetto, too. Like swap meet t-shirts, 6 for $12.99 and churros. But I'll bet this perfume smells like flowers or something.
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