Tuesday, August 19th 2008

Super Tommy Girl!

Tommy Girl in a superhero movie? Unless it's "Supergirl" and he's in the title role, I'm not interested. I mean, he has the costume for it and everything.

Instead of following his destiny by playing "Supergirl," Tommy Girl will star in DC Comics "Sleeper" for Warner Bros. Sam Raimi will produce this mess. Warner Bros. is also hoping to turn it into a franchise. Currently no writer or director is attached to the project.

The Hollywood Reporter has more details on this shit fest:

Written by Ed Brubaker with art by Sean Phillips, "Sleeper," which ran from 2003-05, centers on an operative whose fusion with an alien artifact makes him impervious to pain and allows him to pass it on to others through skin contact. He is placed undercover in a villainous organization by an intelligence agency and falls for a member of the group, named Miss Misery.

Alien artifact? Are we sure this isn't called "The Tommy Girl" story? That synopsis sounds like it was ripped from the pages of his future autobiography.

Screw Tommy and his stupid movies! Suri is the one that should be on the silver screen. Look at her in these pictures below. She's the star of that family!

She's totally having an intense conversation with that doll. She's probably interviewing it for the position of her sibling. It's nice of Katie and Tommy to include Suri in the process.



Suri sure is cute but i dont think she looks one bit like tom. we'll just have to wait until her grown up teeth come in. if she has a wonk front tooth, then she is his.

as for the cult they call a religion, i have a very good friend who joined about 20 years ago. they raped her of her money, and she went broke. she had to work off her debt by doing "research" on whoever was speaking poorly of the religion. she is scared to go into detail. she fled, owing them about $5000. 20 years later, and a move to 3 different states, she is still getting harrassing letters from them. they track her wherever she goes.

shandiRW's picture

thanks MK~ i needed my suri fix.

carefreea's picture

Why does Suri always have such dirty hair? Do they wash this kid at all, or they let her shower only when she wants it? (according to Scintology parenting policy). You can see it well especially on the last thumbnail. That is irritating.

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I thought it was just me that saw that. How gross.

Still, she's a sweetheart although I still don't believe GMD is the daddy.

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Submitted by Notyourmother on August 20, 2008 - 9:20am.
Suri's using the doll to show us where Daddy touched her.

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Actually, she's using the doll to show us where Daddy would like to be touched by a big, strapping hunk of a man.

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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."

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I would just like to add my :::concur face::: to what Little Miss posted in regards to the CO$, how they work, and I agree 100%, Scientology is NOT a religion.

Would love to meet Tommy girl's hair stylist. You don't get as old as this fucker is without a little gray in the grill! Only question is how much? Enquiring minds need to know!!!

Suri is a cutie.

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Why does Suri always have such dirty hair? Do they wash this kid at all, or they let her shower only when she wants it? (according to Scintology parenting policy). You can see it well especially on the last thumbnail. That is irritating.

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Suri's using the doll to show us where Daddy touched her.

Lohohater's picture

i love this little girl! even though she's been spoiled as hell, and her parental unit is fuct, i still love the stuffins outta her. she always has an expression on her face that says, 'i know more than you do'.

MargeAggedon's picture

HA!! Tommy girl as "super douche".

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Submitted by KD on August 20, 2008 - 7:52am

Low class cuz the doll is naked?

No matter what you put on the doll, the kid almost ALWAYS rips the clothes off. Or at least all the kids I know do that.

Nothing low class about it, just kid's curiousity...

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Yep, Suri's absolutely adorable. Yep, Suri's absolutely older than they claim. Yep, Suri's absolutely not TG's. Also, in that last thumbnail, Katie, go get yourself a manicure. Damn, girl, you've got the money!
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It is nice to see some expression/animation in Suri's face for ONCE I was getting so used to the blank stare. She is suck a cutie pie!!!!!!!!!!

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Where can i sign up to order my Suri-Bot? I wants one!

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Manimartinixo's picture

Can someone tell me why Suri's doll seemingly has a black eye in the first picture?

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
*deep breath*
Suri looks a little bit like TommyGirl. Yeah, I can see it.

I still think he is gay, tho, and that the marriage is thisclose to being a total sham. Also, he is a complete nut with the scientolobullshit.
But I think the kid is his.

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Submitted by lara on August 20, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Little miss on August 20, 2008 - 7:39am.

luckycharms and UKer - you both stink of Sciento fuckery.
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You are paranoid. you remind me of the people who accused women in the past of being witches and then killed them. there are people who like tom and his family
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Typical answer of a Scientologist. You forgot to call me a Nazi.

(You are on the list.)

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Submitted by Little miss on August 20, 2008 - 7:39am.

luckycharms and UKer - you both stink of Sciento fuckery.
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You are paranoid. you remind me of the people who accused women in the past of being witches and then killed them. there are people who like tom and his family.

KD's picture

Naked dolls are an obamanation. SEriously, why can't they put clothed on that thing? It just screams "Low class"!

Green Is Good's picture

WORD, Little Miss. Scientology is a cult. Just ask Jason Beghe. He was one of CO$'s golden boys. Now he's out AND he's talking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07m-IvvpK2E

Little miss's picture

luckycharms and UKer - you both stink of Sciento fuckery.

Nobody is finding Tom's "religion" weird here. Because it's just fucked up, not weird. And stop using the word "religion". Scientology has never been a religion, because it a high profile criminal cult and a sect.

And again:

How to spot a Scientologist in a forum thread:

If you see in some forum or Scientology related thread someone, who is bragging about religious or human rights discrimination or about bigotry – beware, it’s a SCIENTOLOGIST.

1.They may start saying something mildly crappy about Tom Cruise or Katie, to win your sympathy.

2.They may pretend to be atheistic.

3.They may end up with something like this: “As for scientology, I have read all about it and it isn't for me, but I don't judge them either for being part of that religion. To each their own.”

4.They will hang guild on you for judging others, jealousy, etc.

5.They will ALWAYS call the Cult of Scientology a “religion”.

Scientology has a special department, where staff members are only committed to the Internet chat rooms and forums in order to fight those, who write against Scientology.

Such staff people you can find in EVERY forum about Scientology, on every comment thread. They will never furiously protect Scientology, but they write such "mild" pro-scientological comments and pretend to be normal people. So beware of this crap, this thread is full of that as well.

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Suri gets with every day more adorable!!! I also want one or two of these. Where can I buy it?

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Submitted by UKer on August 19, 2008 - 8:20pm.
fucking hell.
leave the man alone.
this is like character assassination, so he's weird and a bit mad, who cares, there are worst people out there, a lot worst. at least he can act unlike most of the boring attention seeking cunts who litter hollywood with their pointlessness.
enough tom bashing, it's getting old.

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Oh, I completely agree with you. Ya, most people view his "religon" as strange, but he is free to beleive in what he wants. The only he's done that I though was out of line was going off on Matt Lauer a while back. Other than that, he seems alright. As much as I love the internet, gossip sites, the news and media, they have very unfairly destroyed the careers of several entertainers/public figures by unjustly spreading venom and character assasinations towards some of these people. And people are stupid enough to beleive every last word. Perez Hilton is especially guilty of this. Michael K, not so much, he makes fun of everyone and I get a sense he knows we know he is is just joking around.

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Submitted by Donovan on August 19, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Call me crazy, I like the guy. I think the media spins him into something that he's not and the sheep of the masses just eat it up and believe it. They do the same thing with Jennifer Anniston. The media has images they want of celebrities (crazy Tom, desperate Jennifer, angry psycho Rosie, saintly Angelina, etc) and the actual celebrities very rarely fit that reality. The except may be douches like Heidi Montag and Spencer whatever their names are and the likes. I think they are every bit the fame hungry whores they are portrayed as.
I wish Tom would do more to combat the bad press he gets, but it's hard to stop that moving train. I'd like to see more modern unedited interviews with him so I could get a feel for what he's really like.

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I think you hit the nail on the head with this post!!! Great job !

Libra's picture

I've said it before and i'll say it again.... Suri is the CUTEST baby in Hollywood !!!! That little girl is precious !!!
Not to mention, she's also the most vivacious kid... she always looks like she's having fun when photographed... that's rare for Hollywood kids !!!

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Suri really really really is adorible from head to toe! And you can't help to fall in love with those big round eyes! Awwee!

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Submitted by DeeDee on August 19, 2008 - 8:55pm.

Suri is practicing auditing skills on that baby. Precious.

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Bless her little heart.

It reminds me of the time I spent psychoanalysing my Barbie Dolls. They had endured some horrific experiences, but thankfully they were able to overcome the abuse they suffered at my hands.

Hopefully Suri can help her doll just as I helped mine. I'm not especially well read in Scientologist literature, but I'm certain that if Tom Cruise is an advocate then it's an entirely valid practice.

Tom Tom is sooo over. I doubt he'll ever have another hit movie, which is a shame, because when he was on a tight leash he was a great movie star. Being replaced by Angie Jolie must be a very traumatic experience.

Imagine walking into your family home and hearing your loved ones speaking your name in the next room as though they were already deep in conversation with you. Confused, you walk into the living room. On your chair is sat Angie Jolie dressed in your best clothes.

'Hello,' she sneers, turning her head toward you.

A chilling vision of a not so implausible version of reality. Scottish folklore is filled with tales of Changlings who seek to usurp our lives. And yet none of these texts mention the Jolie family. Perhaps this is because they were not always known as the Jolies?

Here's to Tom's continued health and mediocre film success.
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lara's picture

more pics here. scroll down to see her in front of the white wall. she is just precious. she should do modeling when older. i hope Tom and Katie have more kids.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/26945389.html

lmfao at all of us having a mushy heart for lil suri..she is hella cute though..I always wanted a girl. I got a boy. He's not cute anymore..lol...I miss that age.

BeBe_Kitten's picture

All "tomkat" weirdness aside, Suri is such an adorable little tot! So cute.

pip pip, cheerio

smokeybaconflavour's picture

That is the cutest freaking thing I've ever seen and I'm a bitter nasty piece of shit with ashes where my heart should be. Suri forever bitches.

Maggie69's picture

She is SO cute!!! She definitely takes after Katie.

Not sure if this has been said before ... BUT doesn't she look as though she's mimicking the way Tom speaks to her?????

REALLY WEIRD!!!!

kiwikim's picture

Chris Klein sure makes cute kids. Katie should hit him up for more. Is she priming Suri for a baby sister---it's her holding up the doll-note the chipped light blue paint on her nails in one of the thumbnails. She was wearing that in NY about a week back, with her skinny (aka fat) jeans.

The Army of M.E.'s picture

Oh thank GAWD! My 2 and a half year old looks at her dolls just like this and talks to them intently. I was beginning to suspect she was wacky.

peaches's picture

Well this had me at alien artifact! Lol! That's probably the only thing that makes Tommy girl suitable for this film!guess someone was bound to cast him in something! Lol!
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soraya's picture

meh suri always weirds me out- i'll believe she's not an alien baby when i actually see her playing normal with another human child. maybe.

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Dawnie
I love yove yuv, all my poo babies are nameded after you

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

CTH!!!!

I missed you too! Yes, I would be honored, but all my poo bastards have some corn, so be prepared. You would be the best baby momma ever.

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christine the hoff's picture

dawn, I missed you!!!
can I haveyour poo baby???
on topic, I got nothing.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

I like his Blu-Blockers.

"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

sexymixer81's picture

Fucking love that little girl. She is so cute. I can't believe I used to think Tom was hot....ugh.

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gosh she is adorable!

gyeah's picture

omg that Suri is <3, too mutherfucking cute, gotdammit

maDalice's picture

so so so so fuckin cute I am gonna die!

hey isn't that Shiloh's doll? I know I saw her with it. Hmmm, or maybe she's just stealing Shiloh's baby doll's free spirit idea of being in the nude.

Suri is real! That is definitely a real little girl holding that babydoll, any mom will tell you.
Wow.
Oh, is there something in this story about Tom... cuz I missed that part.
Hmm, Suri is real. good for her

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Submitted by Sayonara on August 19, 2008 - 10:30pm.

I'd heard something very similar, but slightly more believable.

The altercation occured after Tom made a remark about Speilberg's wife's SHOES.

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According to reports, Tom cruise was knocked out by Steven Speilberg. Allegedly they were all at some event this past Spring, and Tom made a remark about Steven's wife so he decked him. I don't know if it is true, but if it was I would have paid $20 to see that live.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Deb's picture

OK, don't kill me, but Tommy Girl looks less douchey than usual here. I think he was very good-looking back in his day. Knowing what I know about him now kind of ruins it for me. I loved his look in "The Last Samurai". Ken Watanabe was hotter, but I digress.

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