War Of The Oldies!
It looks like there's a new feud and this one should be sponsored by Celebrex and Ben-Gay. Last week, Roseanne called Jon Voight "a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth." She also called Saint Angelina his "evil spawn." Among other things.
Jon Voight sat down at his typewriter to respond to Rosie's rant. You know the pepaw chipmunk doesn't own a computer! He probably sent his response via Pony Express. Here's the statement he issued to ExtraTV:
We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents.Her parents responded to the accusations by going on the air and stating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.
Her defaming of our National Anthem in 1990 gave us insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing.
My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him.
I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind)
Vile evil? Sick of mind? Defaming our National Anthem? Flattery will get him everywhere! Seriously, Roseanne is just speaking her "sick mind." I'm Team Sick Of Mind. You can call us Team Vile Evil on the weekends.
Jon needs to stick his dentures in a cup of lukewarm water, sit in the corner and finish his porridge like a good pepaw.
That being said, there's still only one way to settle this. You know what I'm going to say! CAGE FIGHT! A cage fight in a pool of Metamucil! Jon can even wear his "pink ballet tutu." Such a pretty pepaw chipmunk!
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Stellar cast...and believe it or not an accurate and touching portrayal of how alcoholism affects an entire family.
Stuart Smalley: But today, I've decided to take a risk, and wear a new sweater. It was sent to me by a recovering sex addict, Melissa D., who knitted it herself; she said it gave her something to do with her hands.
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LoLo come back--
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Didn't Roseanne have a bunch of plastic surgery? Looks like that all went to hell...
At least Roseasnne's kids LIKE/LOVE her!!!! Too bad Jon can't say the same.
snow,
XTina...ahhh that 'splains the smell.
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This is totally off topic but I'm wondering if anyone can help me out. I have seen 2 shows about a Police Chief Jesse Stone (Tom Selleck) I'm just wanting to know if it is a series or just the 2 shows that I've seen?
OT: blah blah Rosanne, blah blah Jon
Mrs. K, never seen it but I may have to Netflix.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 8:15am.
Staurt Saves His Family is one of my favorite movies
Vincent D'Onofrio as the brother is absolutely BRILLIANT.
BRILLIANT, I tell you!!!!!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Mrs. K; Stuart Smaley (sp?) always makes me smile.
I'm good enuf, I'm smart enuf and gosh darn it, people like me!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
I agree completely with Jon Voight. She has always been a vile, nasty woman. Too bad she has gotten even uglier in face, spirit and words as she has aged.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 8:12am.
ITA--Whenver there's a thread about one, invariably someone always brings up the other, it's so fucking stupid. Since neither Roseanne nor Jon brought up Jen, why bring her into it?
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ITA, too.
Some people are a little, ahem, "obsessed."
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
So Jenfraud decided to pick up a new identity? Worthless...
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 11:01am
ITA--Whenver there's a thread about one, invariably someone always brings up the other, it's so fucking stupid. Since neither Roseanne nor Jon brought up Jen, why bring her into it?
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Thank fuck other people see it too. That bs gets on my last one.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 10:05am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 8:04am.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 7:58am.
good morning, you funny slutz!
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Good morning, Mrs. K!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 11:01am
ITA--Whenver there's a thread about one, invariably someone always brings up the other, it's so fucking stupid. Since neither Roseanne nor Jon brought up Jen, why bring her into it?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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snowpiece!
Perfume please. Ya'z gettin ripe!
*hold nose politely*
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 8:04am.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 7:58am.
good morning, you funny slutz!
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Just goes to show...the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 10:02am.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 7:58am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Jon Voight's pink tutu is actually in the trunk of the Chrysler LeBaron he sold me. I bought Jon Voight's car!
LOL I was thinking about the same thing, George Costanza!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Jon Voight's pink tutu is actually in the trunk of the Chrysler LeBaron he sold me. I bought Jon Voight's car!
LOL I was thinking about the same thing, George Costanza!
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Ok, ok...so it was Jon Voight the dentist and not Jon Voight the actor...lol!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 7:58am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Jon Voight's pink tutu is actually in the trunk of the Chrysler LeBaron he sold me. I bought Jon Voight's car!
LOL I was thinking about the same thing, George Costanza!
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Do you still have the pencil with the teeth marks on it?
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Voight is not defending Angelina Jolie at all, this post was basically in defense of McCain. What a lovely family... Read it again my hot sluts.
As for Jen, I pray for the day when a post even remotely related to Angie does not become a JA vs AJ thread.... I see this is probably not going to be the thread where that happens since Jen has already been brought up.
Carry on.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Jon Voight's pink tutu is actually in the trunk of the Chrysler LeBaron he sold me. I bought Jon Voight's car!
LOL I was thinking about the same thing, George Costanza!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Oh come on you know Roseanne and Jen are buddies and always have been. Go read her damn blog how she praises her idol. Both relate well to each other.
She gave sort of a half ass apology, saying her opinion is based on how they come across in the media. I doubt it was so much brangelina's lawyers as being threatened by brangeloonies that got her to apologize! Lol!
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When did Roseann defend Jen, I missed that one? What did she say?
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When all else fails...Jennifer Manniston is to blame for everything!!! Bwahahahaha!
P.S. That new Burn After Reading movie looks funny as fuck! I saw a preview last night on tv and was laffin so hard. This could make me actually like Clooney & Pitt LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
How did Jon defend Angelina, he never even wrote her name. There you go again just assuming. Angelina won't reply to the lunatic, she doesn't need to defend herself. Smart people can think for themselves and realize she is a nut with a hell of a lot more problems than any dlister.
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When did Roseann defend Jen, I missed that one? What did she say?
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I hope they nail him with questions too! And he is so fuckin' sexy in those commercials! Dancing with the headphones, makes me almost forget the brangelina crap!
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The only reason Roseanne went into her drunken rant was to quiet Jen getting dumped. There was no reason for Roseanne attacking Jolie and her children. Jolie never said she was voting for one or the other. Whoever bashes the Jolie Pitts in your opinion is awsome, Micheal Jackson or Heather Mills would be queen to you if either bashed them.
peaches on August 20, 2008 - 10:46am
And Malkovich punching him in the face......
OMG, dancing on the treadmill....
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I hope they nail him with questions too! And he is so fuckin' sexy in those commercials! Dancing with the headphones, makes me almost forget the brangelina crap!
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Voight is friends with trump? Trump went on some talkshow and kind of dissed angelina's physical appearance!
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Not to throw wrenches around but Voight keeps showing up in movies, movies that make money and shit.
He's batshit crazy, no denying, but he's WORKING and getting paid.
Skeletina has to practically give it away these days.
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I hate that Roseanne apologized if your going to say something don't pussy out and say sorry fuckin own it. Won't Angie be angry that Jon is defending her seeing as she is "such a strong woman" who can defend for herself?
Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 10:35am
Did you save the pencil with toof marks?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@stake_spike
Voight is friends with trump? Trump went on some talkshow and kind of dissed angelina's physical appearance!
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Voight left jolie out of his response because he knows she'd be angry if he mentioned her! And the thing about Roseanne being molested, he brought up the fact that it was something she lied about! Roseann was certainly right about brangelina being liars and fame whores, but voight does have a right to defend himself.
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these two hasbeens should fight to the death and just go away...true or not, who really cares what either one thinks...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
The only thing I like about Roseanne's rant is that she pointed out that Angie was a dumb attention whore who exploits her children. I read her rant a second time and I thought, okay, enough of that.
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Jon Voight's pink tutu is actually in the trunk of the Chrysler LeBaron he sold me. I bought Jon Voight's car!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
TeriAnn: Stuff it. This thread is not REMOTELY about JA. Unlike other sites, people here are allowed to have different viewpoints, as evidenced below by the MANY disparate views. Note that's DISPARATE, meaning differing or opposing, and not DESPERATE, meaning, uh, YOU.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Is TeriAnn our latest Brangeloonie? Or is she (he/it) just another ghost from the past (JenFraud, LA, UWish, HA...)?
Whatever...defending JV because he spawned the hateful Angie Jo boogles the mind.
Roseanne just wants some free press.
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STFU Roseanne, can't get another tv show named Roseanne huh?stupid idiot, it takes an election for you to give a ...
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Go Jon Voight!
Why can't Roseanne let anyone have an opinion other than her own? Last time I checked, we're still living in a democracy.
Oh yeah, I forgot: Shut the f*ck up Roseanne!
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Voight left jolie out of his response because he knows she'd be angry if he mentioned her! And the thing about Roseanne being molested, he brought up the fact that it was something she lied about! Roseann was certainly right about brangelina being liars and fame whores, but voight does have a right to defend himself.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 8:29am.
so, will this be a 600 comment thread today?
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Of course...Skeletina has been mentioned so this shit will never die.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?