War Of The Oldies!
It looks like there's a new feud and this one should be sponsored by Celebrex and Ben-Gay. Last week, Roseanne called Jon Voight "a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth." She also called Saint Angelina his "evil spawn." Among other things.
Jon Voight sat down at his typewriter to respond to Rosie's rant. You know the pepaw chipmunk doesn't own a computer! He probably sent his response via Pony Express. Here's the statement he issued to ExtraTV:
We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents.Her parents responded to the accusations by going on the air and stating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.
Her defaming of our National Anthem in 1990 gave us insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing.
My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him.
I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind)
Vile evil? Sick of mind? Defaming our National Anthem? Flattery will get him everywhere! Seriously, Roseanne is just speaking her "sick mind." I'm Team Sick Of Mind. You can call us Team Vile Evil on the weekends.
Jon needs to stick his dentures in a cup of lukewarm water, sit in the corner and finish his porridge like a good pepaw.
That being said, there's still only one way to settle this. You know what I'm going to say! CAGE FIGHT! A cage fight in a pool of Metamucil! Jon can even wear his "pink ballet tutu." Such a pretty pepaw chipmunk!
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Submitted by TeriAnn on August 20, 2008 - 7:51am.
Where & when the fuck did Jennifer Aniston enter the equation??? She has jack shit to do with this topic...are you playing 6 Degrees? This is why I abosolutely fucking LOATHE Brangeloons.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Going with Roseanne on this one. Voight is no saint either. Pot, kettle, black.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
so, will this be a 600 comment thread today?
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And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
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Newportjoey,
Yeh, you know Angie was daddy's "special girl".
You don't tongue your brother on national TV with-out having already understanding "keepin it in the family."
That's why Shiloh looks so much like her grandpa!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 10:14am.
Bet seriously, where did you get that "J"?
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Yeah, where did you get that? That is not helping my selective OCD now that you guys point that out.
Right on Jon! I detest Roseanne and her big mouth. Her 'views' are messed up too!
You guys are funny.
Bet seriously, where did you get that "J"?
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"Blame it on the London air!"
@Bet. The 'J' in the word Join you wrote, is really pissing me off! *steals your fancy pants*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I just read somewere that she sort of applogies. I think the braglina send her lowyer paper that says ,join the brangloonies clan. Please Roseana do not slip. We want you ,you are the one that only open your mouth to tell those two fakes. We are tired of seeing thier fairtail and fake propoganda. they are acting as if they know everything, but they do not know shit about the world. Please keep educate those two.
old wrinkly white dudes always stick together.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Hell yeah, cage fight!!
Weapons of choice:
Voight - his Oscar.
Rosie - leftover shredded pork from her defunct "Big Food" restaurant.
MK, will you be our Stub Hub for this event?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Clio on August 20, 2008 - 9:56am.
Don't bother defending your daughter, Jon, you're just as irrelevant to her as before.
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Clio, (off topic), your avie cracks me up, I just saw Napolean Dynamite for the first time the other night. (yes, I am behind the times) "I caught you a delicious bass". Hee hee...
On topic: What you said.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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*pokes brain with a stick to see if it's alive*
duuhhh daaarrrr....can I has sum jellow?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Voight or whatever his name is only wants McCain coz he is all for giving tax breaks to rich turds like him. While the rest of us pay more than we can afford!!
Im team bat-shit crazy Rosie!!!!!!!!
MK
You are the man. Team MK.
At least Voight's statment wasn't too bad. It was sort of proper. Isn't he friends with Trump, I'm surprised he didn't throw any "fat cows" in.
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Don't bother defending your daughter, Jon, you're just as irrelevant to her as before.
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For the brain dead,
Jons reply of child abuse doesn't mean sexual molestation. Rosie said she was beat too, something her parets deny along with her sister. Always reading way to much of actually what's being said. You haters would be so thrilled if this came from the mouth of that cow Roseanne.
its obvious that voight doesnt have dentures...look how jacked his grill is. dentures look like perfect teeth, and they're white to boot.
i call celebrity death match!! i would pay to see these 2 crazies go at it!
I hope Roseanne Barr didn't apologiize. The best thing I can say about Voight, he stopped speading his DNA, that was very wise of him. Shiloh looks just like grandpop. No words of defense for his sainted daughter?
MMMPhill comment:I can't believe that Jon Voight would bring up the fact that Roseanne was molested by her parents in order to shame her. That's absolutely pitiful and disgusting. This man needs to be taken out back and be raped into humility! No wonder his daughter refuses to speak with him. What a douche!
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Roseanne brought it up and took it to the media circuit, Jon only repeated something she told the world as factual. Next of all Roseanne brought children into her rant as a way to shame the Jolie Pitts in her mind, yes shame on her. Another thing his name is spelled Jon not John. A few of you people simply like to trash on the Jolie Pitts so this is nothing new. How quick Rosie came to Jens defense of getting dumped,I bet Jen is sucking on Rosies tit as we speak.
Voight scures me.. I imagine him in real life like the way he was in Anaconda.. *pisses self but cleans it up cause I don't want him mad at me*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Jon should be careful about defending his daughter considering they just recently reconciled and she has talked publicly about his treatment of her mother.
Voight, those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
*does vibration times into phone* Muah!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Can all the Voights be wiped off the face of the earth? Seriously, I'm not buying what any of them are selling. GO AWAY!!!
*smuggles cordless phone into room*
Ah, I remember Roseanne's defamation of our National Anthem like it were yesterday! (Just kidding, that was EIGHTEEN YEARS ago-- I'm hardly THAT old)!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
My thinking is Jon slipped it to Angie AND James more than once. Go Team Sick of Mind....I want a T shirt too!
He's live too long, and shall not prosper.....Vulcan Curse upon Mr. Yellow Dentures.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He brings up the child molestation?? Wow, this guy is complete useless DOUCHEBAG.
As a card carrying, ocean screaming member of Team Vile Evil,
Mr. Voight, you are no Rantin' Rosie.
Slightly off topic and I don't care, I keep seeing the trailers for The Brad and The Clooney's next movie and they make me laugh.
I AM NOW living for the premiere red carpet of THAT.
I ♥ you The Brad but I hope they nail you up with the questions regarding all this.
Your little Hwore Uteran Carrier better stay home or BE PREPARED!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
We need a Celebrity Boxing special for this pairing.
Xxyxz.. No sleepy times for you!! I'm soo calling to wake you up in a lil over an hour!! Muah!!!
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Aw! They DO make a cute couple! and the DO appear happy! *side eye*
Anypoo...
I cannot get over how much Shiloh looks like Poppy Voight!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Anyone who's had Tom Arnolds dick in them is of course "sick of mind"
Oklahoma
Morning HOT slut;)
K2 you make a great point
His remarks sound like he went and did internet searches to find out things about her before posting, like he didn't have any real knowledge of her.
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Dick happens! - MK
Team Evil was the bad (ergo 'evil') soccer team in Shaolin Soccer.
Team Sick-of-Mind, all the way
get me the Tshirt
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I like his insults too !!! And he ALWAYS loves the publicity , I know he's going to say something
"We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents."
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Hmmm, is he referring to Roseanne or Angelina with that comment? Let's face it, child abuse comes in all different forms, right? Verbal abuse, emotional abuse, and physical abuse. From my understanding, AJ has confirmed more than once that her father's infidelity and abandonment of his children left her emotionally off.
So I guess this comment could apply to her as well.
Team Rosie!
(P.S. If your an eBay seller you better go check out the Announcement Board on eBay - eek)
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Dick happens! - MK
Jon Voight reminds me of Ryan O'Neal- these messed up Hollywood fathers. Must've been the 70s and all the drugs and asskissin'
Go git 'im Roseanne!
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I can't believe that Jon Voight would bring up the fact that Roseanne was molested by her parents in order to shame her. That's absolutely pitiful and disgusting. This man needs to be taken out back and be raped into humility! No wonder his daughter refuses to speak with him. What a douche!
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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HA! If that wasn't a kick to her dried up nasty crotch I don't know what would be! LOL!!!
These ridiculous hollyweird bitch fights are nothing but a source of humor for the rest of us anyway. Thank goodness for the crazy people. They make us laugh.
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 20, 2008 - 6:18am.
One would think. Now only if Donald Trump get involved!
Does he hate Roseanne or do you just enjoy his insults as I do? Donald's insults are sharp, on target, and just short of legally actionable.
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Submitted by The Fly on August 20, 2008 - 8:20am.
Jon made a public statement about his own daughter being "sick of mind" too.
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I remember this statement. Jon needs to check himself.
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