War Of The Oldies!
It looks like there's a new feud and this one should be sponsored by Celebrex and Ben-Gay. Last week, Roseanne called Jon Voight "a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth." She also called Saint Angelina his "evil spawn." Among other things.
Jon Voight sat down at his typewriter to respond to Rosie's rant. You know the pepaw chipmunk doesn't own a computer! He probably sent his response via Pony Express. Here's the statement he issued to ExtraTV:
We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents.Her parents responded to the accusations by going on the air and stating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.
Her defaming of our National Anthem in 1990 gave us insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing.
My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him.
I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind)
Vile evil? Sick of mind? Defaming our National Anthem? Flattery will get him everywhere! Seriously, Roseanne is just speaking her "sick mind." I'm Team Sick Of Mind. You can call us Team Vile Evil on the weekends.
Jon needs to stick his dentures in a cup of lukewarm water, sit in the corner and finish his porridge like a good pepaw.
That being said, there's still only one way to settle this. You know what I'm going to say! CAGE FIGHT! A cage fight in a pool of Metamucil! Jon can even wear his "pink ballet tutu." Such a pretty pepaw chipmunk!
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I think this is a desperate attempt by Jon to try and get in Angie's good graces again.
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I'm trying to correct this.
Roseanne may be considered a "crackpot" but she makes sense on most of her views. Not all, but most. It cracks me up that NOW the media are wigging out over her comments. Because that comment was aimed at precious Brangelina. Do they quote her when she tells the truth about politics? NOPE. Just the celebs. God forbid some truth about the political candidates gets out!
Decorate your handbaskets kids, it's all downhill from here.
Jon Voight is a fucking kiddy toucher. Of course he would accuse an abuse victim of being insane. Big shocker there.
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Jon made a public statement about his own daughter being "sick of mind" too.
Angelina said in an interview that if one day the whole family would go to therapy and figure out who was crazy she said she would bet it would be him (Jon).
At least Roseanne owns her "craziness" Jon!
Voight is fucked up and even his own daughter says so.
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Down with Jon Voigt!!! Psychopathic liar? Didn't you air your daughter's business on public television?! You hypocrite!!!
With that said... I can't get the picture of Jon Voigt in a tutu out of my head... hehehe.
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I read that Roseanne has already blogged and apologized (kind of) to Brangelina. Damn it Roseanne, if you're gonna lash out atleast stick to your guns! I hate that back peddling shit.
As for Jon, well, he sounded more like he was defending McCain than his daughter. lmao!
Team Roseanne. That was funny.
And yet, throughout his rant JV didn't defend his evil spawn. Why? Because there is no defense.
Team Roseanne!
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One would think. Now only if Donald Trump get involved!
oh fuck him and fuck McCain! if that bastard gets elected, I'm heading to Canada.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
My allegiance to Senator McCain becomes stronger with any assault that tries to deter my loyalty to him.
how scary is that
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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At least he's going to vote. I don't care who you vote for as long as you vote.
If ya start telling people they're doing it wrong they're gonna stop and we'll lose the right due to torpor.
ok fuck John Voight.
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Fox could have a new reality show. "When Memaws and Pepaws Attack."
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Isn't that the sort of pointless insult that requires no response?
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Team Rosie all the way.