Closer To Her Blaaaake
The Crackie of Camden is expected to check into a rehab facility near the prison where Blaaaake is currently serving time. At least when she screams "Blaaaake" out of her window, he can actually hear her. The Sun reports that Amy Wino will get treatment at a clinic in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk. And by "treatment" I mean do drugs and eat ice pops.
Russell Brand suggested the joint to Wino's people, because it's close to Blaaaake. Russell beat his own addictions at the clinic. Are we sure that Wino and Russell aren't long-lost twin crackies? They have the same crack's nest sitting on their head. Someone should investigate.
Of course, Mitch Wino had something to say about this. The man must have every newspaper, radio station and TV show on speed dial. He said, “This is a very good idea. If she can get clean and still see Blake it can only be good.” You know what's a better idea? Mitch Wino sticking his fat ass head in quick sand.
A puny rehab clinic is not going to solve Wino's problems. Hazmat and the Catholic Church should really consider teaming up and opening their own rehab facility just for Wino. She needs a good spray down and a few exorcisms to set her straight.
Somebody shoot it before it has Babys -> PLEASE <-
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amazingly enough, everyone talks shit to no end about ol' amy, but how many people have bit off her style? beehives? i've seen em. the ridiculous eye makeup? seen it.
even the clothes.
the ballet slippers.
the heroine. the coke. (lindsay, admit it)
the behaviour (lily allen, this means you)
at least u dont hear about her slutting around.
http://crispiestshoes.blogspot.com
oh, dear.
Winehouse, I feel the same about you, sweetheart.
Doesn't look like she's in rehab after all -
http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/20/wineho...-in-rehab-yet/
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Vegas probably has 50-50 odds Amy Winehouse will check into rehab at any given moment -- but we're hearing you'd lose that bet today.
Winey's people have cracked down on reports that the undone Londoner is holed up in a rehab facility getting clean (and we mean more than a good wash).
Amy's rep told us: "The recent stories about Amy going into rehab near Blake's prison are not true."
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Damn she's either having an orgasm or her organs just liquidated from all the crack in her system. I really want to see her face melt in public someday.
Your face!
Anybody else notice how she's changed her voice during live performances? Take "Back to Black"...it's not "BACK to her...", but now it's "back TO her.." I really hate that.
She looks like she's just been in a fight.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Jesus H. Christ. This picture should be shown in health classes to warn children about drug use. If that doesn't stop kids from doing drugs, I don't know what will.
Is it bad that I made them a JibJab?
http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/cTtQwbtqt3pBrosq
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Don't dream it... BE it!
How fitting that it is an MTV VMA host has Wino's best interests at heart and *not* her own family or her husband.
I'm starting to think that the best help for her would be to get the hell out of both Dodge (a.k.a. The U.K.) and the music industry. Neither her location nor her occupation seem to be doing her an ounce of good.
this trash heap gets way too much air time, michael.
Wino looks like an extra from "Dawn of the Dead". Goddamn.
LCT!
I'm gonna have to do a 300 run thru tonght!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
That face belongs on every scarecrow and Halloween mask!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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You must've been a beautiful baby
'Cause baby look at you now.
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Oh sweet Jebus!! It's too late for me! Save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaha it was too late for me the minute I watched '300', sadly.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT!
"He's probably an 'up against the wall' kind of guy."
Oh sweet Jebus!! It's too late for me! Save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 12:11pm.
LCT!
AbsoFUCKINlutely! You KNOW he is a beast in the sack!! He'll pull a bitches hair! Ok, i'm gonna stop now....
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Oh my God don't EVEN put images like that in my head when I'm at work. That's just mean.
He's probably an 'up against the wall' kind of guy.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT!
AbsoFUCKINlutely! You KNOW he is a beast in the sack!! He'll pull a bitches hair! Ok, i'm gonna stop now.....
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 12:00pm.
LCT!!!
Oh hell yea! Now when i see Wino zombie, i just quick like scroll and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
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Hahaa sadly, if GB came at your no no places with that face on, it'd still be hard not to get aroused...
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Mrs.Kravitz on August 20, 2008 - 11:58am
Oh, I'm totally making her hair a XMas tree with a star on top, garland, light and everything.
And a crackpipe.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
LCT!!!
Oh hell yea! Now when i see Wino zombie, i just quick like scroll and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 11:30am.
I just totally saved this picture for my Christmas cards
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You should Photoshop an elf's hat on her head.
Or, better yet, reindeer antlers.
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LoLo come back--
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong
And I just can't live without you!♫
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 11:47am.
LCT!
This morning needs a little GB tongue!
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Tee hee! I hope I still have that avie on this computer...
Oh, and Good Morning :)
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 11:45am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 11:37am
I'll put you on my list, Crackie Holiday Times!
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Can I make copies of the Christmas card and hang them on my tree like decorations?
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Bwahahahaha Snowy! Funny slut!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
We're watching a woman die. It's kind of a helpless feeling.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
:)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
at least she knows she needs rehab!
It's all 'bout Meeh...
Submitted by snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Before you told us what it was, I thought your Avie was a Thompson Twin.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
*quickly builds an anti-zombie and ghost shield around snowie* You're on your own now, hon, because you are officially screwed. rofl!!!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
Maria Elena, dear, you no doubt smell better too.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
No words....
Drink, anyone?
OMG snowy, LMMFAO=)) I can't stop laughing today!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
what. the.!?
scary!
What's the fucking point? She doesn't want to clean up. She's a young, tortured artist who's experienced pain nobody else has. Nobody else has ever had success & fame at an early age. Nobody else has ever had a spouse go to jail. Poor, poor Amy. & it's all such a shame because she's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more talented than Shitney.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
LCT!
This morning needs a little GB tongue!
*big cheese smile and batting eyelashes*
Oh...On topic: Fail
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
I wonder what her OBGYN thinks?
I look better than this!
love, Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos
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"Blame it on the London air!"
YesterdaysTrashQueen on August 20, 2008 - 11:43am
Expect a crackspace treat in your inbox slut!
(gimme a few minutes)
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Holy fucking shit. She seriously looks like a corpse that washed up on the beach, except she's not bloated. That scares me.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 11:37am
I'll put you on my list, Crackie Holiday Times!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by The C word on August 20, 2008 - 11:39am.
Propped up corpse guy looks better than this.
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LMAO!
hahaahaa! Totally what I was thinking!
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 10:40am:
"That's totally her "O" face."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
hi Bradi XOXO
then she's gonna be my screensaver.
"the power of christ compels you"...i keep
hearing this echo when i look at this photo
(from the exorcist)
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Salem13 lmao! ewwwwww!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by The C word on August 20, 2008 - 9:39am.
Propped up corpse guy looks better than this.
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From my head to your keyboard ROTFL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
yeah, THAT'S what she needs, to be closer to Blaaaaaake.
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
That's totally her "O" face.
I can't help but feel sorry for her. She's a mess... and only 24 years old. My 80 y/o mother looks better!Yeah, dropping her off on a deserted island with only food and water would be a good idea.