The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
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Dang, my sofa takes 9 volts :( No one sells those damn things anymore! But I'll definitely have a Midol or 4...will it work faster if I snort it? :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:41pm.
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Only if it has your lovely auburn tresses.
SHHHHH!!! That was private times, Carrot! Take that spatula out of my ass!! You know we usually have a drink or 2 first. I've got butter-flavored Crisco!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Kizz, we're gonna need
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I've got all that, minus the morphine and tennis cans. I DO have sofa batteries, however, will those do?
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YES!! they will... throw em in and lets start doing our boot moves!!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Thread saved!!!
Bob Ross is here to paint us happy little trees!!!! Maybe a quiet little stream too!!!!
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Do the happy little trees live beside the bush riiiiiiight there? What a pretty bushy green tree, dabbed ever so gently with the fan brush and paint mixed with just a touch of Cyan and deep okra.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
She didn't really need to lose weight, anyway, she was mad bloated. They prolly just switched her medication.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
***Busily passing peace pipe, Midol, Valium, bong, papers, vodka, Malibu coconut rum, (OK that was for me) frozen eye masks, cold compresses, ice packs, and sofa batteries.
Did I miss anyone??
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Well, I happen to love LOVES CARROTTOP, and know she is who she says she is, and has always been a straight shooter. Not to mention a hilarious poster whom we have ALL laughed with.
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I'm so going to name my first poo baby after you. I wonder if it'll be born with hair?
YES CHEF!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 1:42pm.
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Bob Ross is here to paint us happy little trees!!!! Maybe a quiet little stream too!!!!
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LMFAO!! I love Bob...why do the good ones hafta go?!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
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Bob Ross is here to paint us happy little trees!!!! Maybe a quiet little stream too!!!!
YEAAAAA
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Well, I happen to love LOVES CARROTTOP, and know she is who she says she is, and has always been a straight shooter. Not to mention a hilarious poster whom we have ALL laughed with.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Okay, I just looked at US magazine from last week - that I haven't had a chance to look at. There is a picture of Britney in a bikini and she looks thin - he stomach is flat.. She's in a different bikini, so I think this OK! mag picture is authentic.
I think she's probably lost about 15 lbs.. We all know Britney can lose it and gain it in just a few weeks, so I am not saying she will continue to look good.. but right now, I think the story about her losing weight is true.
How she lost it.. is anyones guess. Maybe she was eating laxatives like candy and still guzzling her normal diet of cheetos and fraps.
YMAtT,
Yeah, i saw those recent pics. Woof! I will remember "Tigerland" Colin!!
On topic: What was the topic?
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Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Kizz, we're gonna need
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I've got all that, minus the morphine and tennis cans. I DO have sofa batteries, however, will those do?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
'Cheeto, please!'
ahahahaha
This is why I check DListed every day.
you guys, please think about things before you post them. a few things being said in here are really quite mean. trying to cut people down over a blog?
some of the stuff being said is really making me cringe.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I love M.E., but I still think fellatio is the red headed guy from CSI:Miami.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Slutty, I Like your analogies....lol
Nitty isn't around to read my blabbing, and hopefully DeeDee will realize, I am only a replacement love....
fights.......whoa......crazy shit....
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Goodnight you funny fools!!! :o)
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Gnite, El B!
Don't let Wino get you in your sleep!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Night Elb!! I ♥ you!!
Im gonna try and leave too.. Im not working enough lately.
and for my 2 cents, ME is a straight-up cool chick, from what I know of her.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 20, 2008 - 2:28pm.
...you taught me that Fellatio isn't the red headed guy from CSI Miami.
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No, but it SHOULD be.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Night Elb, you cracked me the fuck up today foo!! XoXo
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
PSL....dammit, I told you to keep our ♥♥ between us, how am I going to explain this to DeeDee?
Now, I'll be getting requests from Dv8 and Nitty for the ♥♥ talk too.
DeeDee is to Slitty like Cheetos is to Britney.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I love M.E.....especially when she gets drunk- she gives great head.....:)!
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Goodnight, ELB. And pull up those jammies!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 3:09pm.
ROFL Damn, I don't know whether to pass around the peace pipe, or a bottle of Midol.
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How. I'll takem peace pipe, please.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Goodnight you funny fools!!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Kizz, we're gonna need:
peace pipe
midol
valium
vodka
tennis cans
cheetos
sugar-free frapps
and shit throw in some morphine while were at it.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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M.E.-I don't think you're a bitch, you taught me that Fellatio isn't the red headed guy from CSI Miami. It's okay to laugh, especially at the ad on the side of the overweight female peeking into her fridge. Laugh and enjoy!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 3:17pm.
I didn't do anything wrong. And thanks to LCT, it was just proved that M.E. is a big fat hypocrite! I don't know how she can look in the mirror when the proof is right there. I mean, look at her accusing me of things that in fact, she herself is guilty of. She's so busy being Lord High and Mighty, she doesn't even see how wrong she is. Do I think she's lying? Of course not. But I do think she is blind to her own faults. I can be a bitch, too, but at least I admit it. :-)
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 3:09pm.
ROFL Damn, I don't know whether to pass around the peace pipe, or a bottle of Midol.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 7:19pm.
ElB - ya think homeslice ever fell over any time during his wake? :P
No way, homefries had a broomstick up his anus and his feet glued to the carpet!! :o)
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 2:22pm.
YMAtT!
Thanks! I watched "In Bruges" again last night, and it got me feeling all Colin-ie!!
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Last time I saw pics of him though he looked like holy hell. Hopefully he's cleaned up since then?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
"I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. ...I eat avocados."
Oh, how this fool contradicts herself.
I'm pretty sure avocados are fruits.
It's impossible to not consume sugar.
Most of the food that she claims to eat contain some sugar.
Sugar in fruits is way better than sugar in processed food. It's the juice with ADDED sugar that you should avoid.
Bananas and fruits high in antioxidants are especially good. Eating fruits supplies you with fiber, which is really good for your heart.
Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Who the hell can live without sugar? I thought that was an important nutrient.. more important than Vitamin A, B, C and D....... and more important than WATER!
I think my body would spontaneous combust without SUGAR.
Shitney's belly button looks like an actual button. I wanna press the button! Maybe a frapp-making station comes out of her ass!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 20, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I promised myself I wouldn't cry *sniff*.
Then Brit stole my cheetos.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I'm done.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 7:19pm.
ElB - ya think homeslice ever fell over any time during his wake? :P
No way, homefries had a broomstick up his anus and his feet glued to the carpet!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
YMAtT!
Thanks! I watched "In Bruges" again last night, and it got me feeling all Colin-ie!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
LCT - I'm done with you.
You are not who you say you are for one. And for two. Ther isn't code shit in the forum.
It is supposed to be a fun place to be silly, when I first started posting there I didn't understand the language either. But whatever.
How can the people in there be my cronies when they have all been there years before me?
Yes, make me the bitch out of the Standing Tall thread. Go ahead. I guess it isn't ok for me to laugh at comments.
DAE,
are there any requirements to meet her, like having to buy a cd or perfume or could u just make a line and get a signature? I am kinda tempted to go meet her and macys is like 20 mins from me so why not I could shop at the same time. If i do go I'll take a pic of her so u can see if u want, but the lines maybe huge so its a 50 50
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Hey Slutts! I love you, and I tell TV I love him almost every day! I'm a mush though...
As much as fighting sucks, MK loves it- the hits, the hits keep coming.....
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I'll idealize, and realize that it's no sacrifice because the price is paid;
And there's nothing left to grieve..... Fuckin' go-
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 20, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 20, 2008 - 2:42pm.
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you a lot today, and you know I don't say that often...well, actually at all...except to DeeDee.
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Me love you long times. ♥♥
TV is pretty cool too!
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 8:16pm.
DAE, are you going to see Christina at macys?
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No :0( I'm the UK & can't dont have the cash to fly to Manhattan just to meet Xtina, which sucks. (I soo would if I could!!)
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
ElB - ya think homeslice ever fell over any time during his wake? :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by missy on August 21, 2008 - 5:12am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 2:09pm.
hahaha, I am totally on the rag right now... how fucked and funny would that be if these other beesches were too
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Hahhaaa! BLEEDERS vs OVULATORS
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 2:15pm.
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Clariiiiiiiiiiise! Your avvie is giving me moist pants times.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 20, 2008 - 2:42pm.
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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you a lot today, and you know I don't say that often...well, actually at all...except to DeeDee.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 2:40pm.
I'd always heard that - so I've never been.
It's like some dangerous, mystical forest to me...
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Venturing in is like walking into the Amazon. Spiders, snakes and all sorts of venemous monsters will eat you alive.
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And, apparently, sometimes...there is a rip in the fabric of cyber-space and it moves onto this board...I feel like I'll be battling T-Rex mosquitoes if I'm not careful! *shivers*...(and I really need to be done with the Horror movies already as it is! My dreams are full of Pap lights, Frappucinos and zombies these days!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Sugarpoo or whoever was baiting M.E. At least the Max poster did a driveby & STFU. Sugar kept going on & on. If s/he wanted to simply ask a question then why did the question start out as, "Do you say anything nice about anyone??" Then Sugar tries to act like she didn't do anything wrong. The whole bait & switch internet bullshit is old. If anyone can't see the obvious well that's too bad. This does not have to turn into some kind of Dlisted pissing contest. M.E. does not try to control the threads for fucks sake. And I don't give a shit what goes on in the forum because I don't go there LOL What the fuck happened to laughing & having fun?
CHRIST!!!!!
*cleansing breath*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by jennysantos on August 20, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Unless you link to a site where I knock off sunglasses & coats that Xtina wears, bugger off.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~