The Cheeto Diet Really Works!
If Brit Brit can lose 12 pounds in 30 days from only eating Cheetos, Frapps, Valium, Diet Shasta and Lexapro then so can I!
Brit Brit is on the cover of OK! Magazine this week (AGAIN) and she reveals how she "got her body back." It's always strange to me when people say that. Where did her body go? Possessed by Starbucks!
Brit Brit claims she lost the weight from (ready for this?) exercising and eating healthy. Cheeto, please! The day Brit Brit starts eating healthy is the day the entire snack food industry crumbles into the ground.
She said, "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things." Translation: She drinks 1 Frapp and eats a handful of Cheetos a day. That's about 1,200 calories right there. Instead of scarfing down 12 Cheetos at once, she sucks on one at a time. They last longer that way. I'm not joking. I do that. It works!
She also spends 10-minutes a day playing "Dance Dance Revolution." That's her exercise.
P.S. - OK! Magazine should really change their name to "50 Cents Less Than People!"
P.P.S. - Here's a clip from the olden days of Brit Brit declaring her love for her cheese god. Cheeeeeetos! Skip to 1:33.
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Every time posters argue somewhere in the world a fluffy week old kitten gets its legs pulled off. Proud of yaselves? Bastards!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by jennysantos on August 20, 2008 - 2:09pm.
guys u have to check out this website, fantas-eyes.com, it has amazing sunglasses like the ones britney is wearing..check it out
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*Bloop!*
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
DAE, are you going to see Christina at macys?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
*clears throat*
Sing it with me...
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Sammie1 on August 20, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Good for her. It's nice to see Britney back.
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Wait, what? How is she "back"?
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Maybe he means "Britney's back"...you know, as we see her leave the music scene forever...albeit slowly...
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Ah yes & the final nail in the coffin will be the VMA performance (if she has the guts to do it)
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 11:09am.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 3:37pm.
cool. well hopefully the asshole will leave you alone. and if not just ignore him until he fucks up, then report his ass.
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Yes, I will enforce my ignore button.
Thank you.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
So I guess me being asked to be left alone is being a bitch and attacking someone?
God. This is so stupid.
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Clearly you seem to think this is the only story you've ever posted in. We have to watch you, day after day, monopolize threads and come down on people that don't agree with you and slyly rip them apart and quite frankly I'm tired of it, and I'm not the only one. You don't own this place. No one but MK does. Stop acting like you do.
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That's what I'm talking about. Dish but can't take.
So how about those Giants? Wait. Is it football season yet? *looks around wildly*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by jennysantos on August 20, 2008 - 7:09pm.
guys u have to check out this website, fantas-eyes.com, it has amazing sunglasses like the ones britney is wearing..check it out
Ok i will...but all my workmates on the construction site will laugh at me!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 3:38pm.
why kizzy you ol flirt. But its true, like me and kizzy had a dispute once, we said what we need to say on the topic at hand and we moved on as adults. I am not gonna let anyone ruin my dlisted experience, nor would I ruin someone elses because the internet really is a place of fun and refuge from everyday bullshit. So anyones best bet is if their is a user who is desputing with you not because of the conversation but because there out to get you personally, is to ignore and move on. Lifes to short not to smile.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 2:09pm.
hahaha, I am totally on the rag right now... how fucked and funny would that be if these other beesches were too
Submitted by jennysantos on August 20, 2008 - 2:09pm.
get the fuck outta here with your fuckin designer 'replica' sunglass website!!!
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lara - you need to read I asked this ONE person to leave me alone. Not just today.
And it had nothing to do with Britney.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Sammie1 on August 20, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Good for her. It's nice to see Britney back.
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Wait, what? How is she "back"?
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Maybe he means "Britney's back"...you know, as we see her leave the music scene forever...albeit slowly...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 20, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I see our dlisted menstrual cycles are synchronizing beautifully.
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ROTFL!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Just so everyone clear - I clicked the report button, not M.E.
What his face, suga something called missy Hitler. So yeah I reported to the mods that this guy wouldn't leave M.E. alone when she asked & was attacking people that sideded with M.E.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
guys u have to check out this website, fantas-eyes.com, it has amazing sunglasses like the ones britney is wearing..check it out
LCT - you need to get a grip. How can I monopolize a thread or site, especially since up until today I have barely been posting in here?
I do not attack people.
As to why you got all uptight and but hurt when I posted a thread for you and Okie in the forum, which was meant to be a welcome thread to get you to post, I don't understand it.
I don't act like I own this site.
Jesus.
I see our dlisted menstrual cycles are synchronizing beautifully. It a periodical phenomenonmeonon.
All is well with the world.
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Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 3:37pm.
cool. well hopefully the asshole will leave you alone. and if not just ignore him until he fucks up, then report his ass.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
As one who has tangled with you, I must say, well said, props to you.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sammie1 on August 20, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Good for her. It's nice to see Britney back.
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Wait, what? How is she "back"?
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 20, 2008 - 10:58am.
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I did not report anyone. Just asked to be left alone by that one poster.
I save the reporting button for true reporting issues.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 7:02pm.
islandgirl!
*blushes* Busted! Do you slap his litte arse through the flap too???
El B.,
Yeah, i saw they were out to draw blood from you in there!
Angel_i,
Stay away from the forum! It's haunted! I just use it to check PM from Carrottop =)
HAUNTED??? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
M.E.-I know! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Go read what goes on between the two in the forum. You'd be whistling a different tune.
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The fourm??! That dark & scary place? Sorry, but I'm trying to keep the little bit of my sanity that I still have!
Moving on - I was wrong about Sam Lufti RO, it HAS been lifted. My bad. I thought it was still in place.
~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 3:02pm.
islandgirl!
*blushes* Busted! Do you slap his litte arse through the flap too???
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Hahaha... NO, I DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT A STRAP-ON! What??
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Stay away from the forum! It's haunted! I just use it to check PM from Carrottop =)
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You make happy times in pants of Carrot! I am understanding that you am special much like shell of turtle and color of peacock.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
So I guess me being asked to be left alone is being a bitch and attacking someone?
God. This is so stupid.
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wtf..you post your opinions on a public site viewed by millions. there are people who don't agree with you and they have the right to say it like you have the right to say what you want about britney.
islandgirl!
*blushes* Busted! Do you slap his litte arse through the flap too???
El B.,
Yeah, i saw they were out to draw blood from you in there!
Angel_i,
Stay away from the forum! It's haunted! I just use it to check PM from Carrottop =)
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
ELB - just to be noted, I didn't want to see you go from the forum.
I miss you there.
Good for her. It's nice to see Britney back.
Submitted by M.E. on August 20, 2008 - 3:15pm.
M.E. we dont know each other or have even chatted on here before but let me just give u my two cents on your situation. Your not a bitch for defending yourself or for not wanting to chat to a certain user who keeps wanting to chat with you. I can understand your frustration when someone you dont like keeps wanting to talk to you, but unless they've cursed at you or threatened you I dont think it merits being reported you know. If he/she keeps trying to chat you up, then ignore them, it really takes such a small effort of your finger to scroll down a post, then it is to keep fighting back and forth. There are even users here I have had an online fight with, but you know what, its dlisted, you move on, were all here for entertainment and to vent some steam of, so why let some asshole ruin YOUR dlisted experience. Sometimes when someone responds to you its natural to want to reply back since theyve used your username, and have clearly addressed you, but if the said person is someone you dont like then ignore them and in time when you pay them no attention theyll stop. But if you fuel the flames by responding your only giving him what he wants. Its like the situation with LoveAngelina, people always complained they hated her ass, but they always paid her so much attention, in posts, in their sigs, that they really were just feeding the into the attention that user wanted.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 2:40pm.
I'd always heard that - so I've never been.
It's like some dangerous, mystical forest to me...
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Venturing in is like walking into the Amazon. Spiders, snakes and all sorts of venemous monsters will eat you alive.
I used to have soooooo much fun in there and then BAM, they turned on me and i ran away. Cried for days :o(
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 2:51pm.
TY. It's like that Chris Rock getting his AIDS test skit, "It's the ghost of Pussy Past!"
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 2:40pm.
I'd always heard that - so I've never been.
It's like some dangerous, mystical forest to me...
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Venturing in is like walking into the Amazon. Spiders, snakes and all sorts of venemous monsters will eat you alive.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
And in next week's issue:
I got my body back, where my brain pills at?
then,
I got my body back, where my kids at?
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 10:50am.
Sup M.E. :o)
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Aye Ese!
Clarisse, if we DID have the same visual, it's probably not the first time! :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Did someone say BUTT FLAPS!!??
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 6:51pm.
ELB, when you say pyjamas, do you really mean birthday suit? Or those ones with the feet and escape hatch? Just curious.
All in one with the hat and ears!! :o)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*fart* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
islandgirl
I now worry that you and i had the exact same visual at the exact same time!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
AAAAH!! El B wears footie jammies with a butt-flap!!!
Kizzeh! Good catch!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
ELB, when you say pyjamas, do you really mean birthday suit? Or those ones with the feet and escape hatch? Just curious.
*conjures up visual*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Let me put all this internet fighting between strangers into perspective!! :o(
A passenger plane has crashed on take-off at Madrid's Barajas airport, killing at least 45 people and seriously injuring 19.
(Advertisement)
However, a source for the emergency services reported about 150 fatalities, saying: "They are pulling out burnt corpses. The plane has been completely destroyed."
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Point taken and noted.
Awful story - by the way.
Sup M.E. :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 6:45pm.
El Bastardo!
CHeers to that!
Wait...Isn't it past your bed time? Wait, it's only 8 over there, yah?
Yep 8! I'm in my pajamas drinking hot milk now! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Perhaps my definition of troll has been skewed by BeigeBaby, that other PSL troll and Viva's troll, but they always seem much more hostile, and follow from thread to thread.
HOLD THE PHONE---Y'all are totally taking the piss out of this NEW girl, who actually has contributed to posts normally, and you let MIX WELL skip in without a peep? WTF is up with THAT?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi ELB!
El Bastardo!
CHeers to that!
Wait...Isn't it past your bed time? Wait, it's only 8 over there, yah?
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
So I guess me being asked to be left alone is being a bitch and attacking someone?
God. This is so stupid.
Cat #284 pulled from hat.
Let me put all this internet fighting between strangers into perspective!! :o(
A passenger plane has crashed on take-off at Madrid's Barajas airport, killing at least 45 people and seriously injuring 19.
(Advertisement)
However, a source for the emergency services reported about 150 fatalities, saying: "They are pulling out burnt corpses. The plane has been completely destroyed."
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”