Spaghetti Cat Is Taking Over Television!
The mystery of today's "Hot Slut of the Day" has been solved! Spaghetti Cat made his debut on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" last week during a serious discussion about binge drinking. At the time, the show never explained why they suddenly cut to Spaghetti Cat and then cut back to the show.
A spokesbitch for Fox said it wasn't a mistake. They explained to Fishbowl that it was completely intentional. The rep said, "What you saw was our new bleep photo. When someone says something inappropriate we're going to use something like that. You're going to see a lot more of those in the future." Love this shit. It still won't make me watch "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet," but it's a genius idea.
Fox needs to take it a step further. They should only show Spaghetti Cat's picture 24/7. Better than some of the crap they have now. Shit, every station should only show his picture all day, every day.
He's already become my computer's wallpaper, my screensaver, my iPhone's wallpaper and I'm thisclose to getting his surprised face tattooed on my ass. Don't tempt me.
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i heart spaghetti cat. i dont see whats wrong with this. in fact, what i see wrong is that this doesnt happen everyday on cnn or any time bush is addressing the nation.
haha love the kitty!
"Fox needs to take it a step further. They should only show Spaghetti Cat's picture 24/7. Better than some of the crap they have now. Shit, every station should only show his picture all day, every day."
This is why...no matter how exhausted I am...I have to boot up the comput and read through MK's posts. I always go to bed with a smile. It's almost better than sex.
I LOVE THIS CAT!!!!!!!!!
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this picture.
LMAO... You are a trip!
FTN: Spaghetti Cat should be on the $20
Oh man this spaghetti cat is SO random and funny. It's going to boost the ratings of that morning show for sure!
Your face!
reluctant whore ahhahahaaa
yeah, I heard Spaghetti Cat's been getting hard into the coke now a days too. Shame.
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Spaghetti Cat is cute and all but he's a drunk asshole when the cameras go off.
I heard he forced an intern to take the bones out of his mackerel.
with her teeth.
Then he mauled her.
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Spaghetti Cat for Hot Slut of the Week!
Submitted by soul on August 20, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 1:51pm.
oh yeah she tells me what to do.LOL
here she is on My Space: http://www.myspace.com/smoss13
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Whoa nelly, you have a lot of cool stuff on your page...but is your cat drinking milk from a cow?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
This is hilarious. I friggin love THE SOUP.
Only time I can catch it is on Sunday morning, but it cracks me up.
I swear I thought this a random clip of that fake black cat from that Melissa Joan Hart show about the teenage witch. That cat was so fake looking it wasn't even funny.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 1:51pm.
oh yeah she tells me what to do.LOL
here she is on My Space: http://www.myspace.com/smoss13
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Submitted by missy on August 20, 2008 - 1:57pm.
hahahahaa!! someone just sent me this and its OH SO APPROPRIATE for this thread!!
http://www.slatev.com/player.html?id=1738801280
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Haha! Good one!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by soul on August 20, 2008 - 1:48pm.
my #2 cat eats potato chips,
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I had a siamese that would snatch them from your hand on the way to your mouth. Bitch.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Huh? Sounds like backpedaling to me.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
aw, yay!! :D
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@Missy--Damn, I just checked youtube, and there are many spaghetti cats! This one, I've only seen the Soup still, so far.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
@missy: LMAO! LOVE the "i can has prezidency" video!!
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
@Missy--Thank you for posting that!! Too funny!! ROFL
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by whirr on August 20, 2008 - 12:56pm.
a commenter on the previous post about sketti cat says that the photo is taken from the same talk show- they had a segment on pet tricks and apparently sketti cat can eat with utensils but when he was on the show he got anxious and couldn't perform!
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If someone could find a clip of that I will LOVE YOU!! I wanna see sketti cat in action!!
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Bwahahaha missy! Perfect video for this thread.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
it does look like it's a bleep photo tho- the audio goes down as well and when they cut back the female host is grimacing like something unpleasant was just said.
hahahahaa!! someone just sent me this and its OH SO APPROPRIATE for this thread!!
http://www.slatev.com/player.html?id=1738801280
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a commenter on the previous post about sketti cat says that the photo is taken from the same talk show- they had a segment on pet tricks and apparently sketti cat can eat with utensils but when he was on the show he got anxious and couldn't perform!
I call BS on Fox's part...the spaghetti clip was soooo not put on to cover up a curse word...I was one of the girls in the segment (the one not talking), but I know Jenna did not cuss! This had to have been a total accident...or who knows...but they shouldn't be placing the blame on us!
my #2 cat eats potato chips,
Spaghetti cat Spaghetti cat no meatballs??? :)
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
"I has a flayvur, but is not tomaytoes."
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Ok, so apparently y'all should have been the ones to invent lolcatz. My bad:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
looking at sketti kitti makes me happi :)
LOL @ "pasta puss" hehe!
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Oh doll! u MUSS haz cheezburger! Nobody can be expected to keep their patience when their stomach is growling.
I call CORN DOG break!!!
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I can haz lunch brake pleez?
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 12:16pm
Oh doll! u MUSS haz cheezburger! Nobody can be expected to keep their patience when their stomach is growling.
I call CORN DOG break!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I find a shouted "WHAT!!" into the phone gets you a hang-up almost every time ;)
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It's just the timing that's pissing me off. As soon as I finish up with some work and will have a few minutes to myself, the GD phone rings or somebody walks in. Then I have to take care of them, and then my boss will pile some new work on my desk. It's like a fucking vicious cycle--I haven't even taken lunch yet!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Pasta Puss is cool, but I still worship Devil Pussy. He "speaks" to me. Muhahahaha!
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Spaghetti Cat, Spaghetti Cat
What are they feeding you!
This is an awesome idea. Maybe they could use some of your caption this photos.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I find a shouted "WHAT!!" into the phone gets you a hang-up almost every time ;)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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So whaddya tryin' ta say? I spend too much time on lolcatz and icanhazcheezburger? ROFL
"Oh, hi! You know no sauce is no tip, right?"
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 1:03pm.
"o, hai! u no no soss iz no tep, rait?"
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You're way too good at this 'cause I have no idea what you just said.
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Ditto, there. I got the first part, but I'm lost on "no tep."
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by lalasandwich on August 20, 2008 - 1:10pm.
It's from a legit segment in the past where the owner talks about getting the idea to teach Spaghetti Cat to eat with a spork, and then does a demo.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I know this is way off-topic, but I just have to say that if this GD phone rings again here at work or another moron comes waltzing in for an estimate right now I'm going to throw the motherfkn phone at someone! Annoying sons of bitches! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
But this still doesn't explain where in the devil Spaghetti cat COMES FROM. Like do the douches at Fox just have shit like footage of a cat eating pasta LYING AROUND that they can pull out at whim? Was the picture STAGED for this sole purpose? Did it come from a legit segment from years past? I want answers!
spaghetti cat looks like he don't give a fuck, like he just wants to eat his damn spaghetti.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 20, 2008 - 1:03pm.
"o, hai! u no no soss iz no tep, rait?"
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You're way too good at this 'cause I have no idea what you just said.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Sketti Cat, you're dead to me now. don't like no Fox stink.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
"I has a flayvur, but is not tomaytoes."
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Tons of good luck, doll, knock 'em dead!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 12:00pm.
"Eye'm in yur kichin eetin' yur newdels."
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"I has a flayvur, but is not tomaytoes."
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 12:57pm
"o, hai! u no no soss iz no tep, rait?"
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by FatMartha on August 20, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Oh my. I must go give a big presentation now that I was supposed to give this morning but no one showed up because they SUCK. But I'm not bitter >>. WISH ME LUCK!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RUCK!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 20, 2008 - 12:57pm.
"Eatn Pasghetti: Yr doin it rong!"
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"Eye'm in yur kichin eetin' yur newdels."
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.