Thursday, August 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 20th!
Michelle Duggar gets fitted for her prosthetic vagina at her 30,000 mile check up. - prommom
Runners-up:
Vag ATM, its had a lot of deposits, about time for a withdrawal!! - El Bastardo
All righty then. The "Dykes having Tykes" training session. All together now girls!! "There will be no penis between us" - irishtree
Thanks Adrienne
Yeehar! Thankz peepz, respek!!!
Congrats prommom and Oirishtree!! Funny fools!! :o)
Its like i'm on the Olimpdicks podium!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Wow..I just thinks that this is nasty..but then again it looks so real.
www.NycCelebs.com
Congrats, funny bitchez!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
congratulations to the winners, El B you kill me every time!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by prommom on August 21, 2008 - 8:37am.
OMG! So excited. Where's my prize package?
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Your prosthetic vagina should be arriving by UPS anytime now. :)
Congrats!!
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Submitted by prommom on August 21, 2008 - 8:37am.
OMG! So excited. Where's my prize package?
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prommom, your prize package includes your choice of the finest avie that the internet has to offer. *Prize package limited to 30kB and not valid in Utah or North Dakota*
Congrats prommom, irishtree, and my all-time fav ElB!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
OMG! So excited. Where's my prize package?
Congrats weiners! Great stuff, as always!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
LMAO irishtree! Very funny! Congratulations ElB and prommom.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Congrats winners - prommom, that was awesome!
ElB, bring back the angel avie - Congrats you fine stiff! irishtree - WTG!
Also like Manbearpig's 'Suri' post and the one about 'Resusitation Annie' (I think 'ihearthaters may have posted that one)!
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Good winners. Nice!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Yes, Mattel has changed yet another game, Operation is much more fun to play now, as you can actually operate and the zapping is much more painful!
Whoa, that baby gave 'balls deep' a new meaning.
Wonky learns what her fish factory is really for.
As the leaders of ultra-conservative, formerly Mormon spinoff church FLDS reel in horror, women from the sect show that exposure to the outsider/unbeliever world really does create a living hell. Shorts, fake vaginas, fake babies, oh my!
This is how Suri was born
At this weeks surrogate mothers gathering at the Cruise, Martin & Gaykin community center we learned the importance of keeping our throats clear and open.
This was the image that made Clay Aiken decide he wanted to be Gay. And a father.
The Vagina Monologues Uncensored.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
The picture on the title page of Chapter 11 of Lynne Spears new book about how to be a good mama.
The picture on the title page of Chapter 11 of Lynne Spears new book about how to be a good mama.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
The public outrage over the new Sharon Tate playset was, to say the least, noticeable.
Barbie assists as labor coach for Skipper with the birth of her illegitimate child.
Katie Holmes releases photo of Suri's birth!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by SubMonkey on August 20, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Only then, did Jodie (Foster) understood what a pain in the chocha children really are
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HEY! Pick another lesbian! Sorry, I am very protective of Jodie.....
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
Attention whore Eva is already practicing for her baby's first photos. Modern Dog won the exclusive rights.
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http://www.cglen.com/SendIns/PREV/200801/ET327.jpeg
Chatty Cathy turned into Preggy Peggy.
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Only then, did Jodie (Foster) understood what a pain in the chocha children really are
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"Remember ladies pussy control is critically during this stage. I cannot emphasis enough how important it is to have just the right amount of pussy control."
Katie and nurses rehearse the delivery of Suri's baby doll/future sibling.
All righty then. The "Dykes having Tykes" training session. All together now girls!! "There will be no penis between us"
"Please - Nancy, don't worry...scientologists make their babies this way all of the time...no biggie!"
Yes Eva Longoria, we get it! You're trying to get pregnant!
The only surefire way Jenna Jameson will be able to deliver a disease-free child.
Angelina Jolie: So rich she could afford to have an easy bake oven genetically spliced into her vagina...additional kids cook in half the time!
The Senator John Edwards baby maker: stick in in, out one comes, and it can't consent to a DNA test. I'm almost positive this was his explanation.
Kate Hudson's Vagina finally fled and found refuge at a safehouse for the abused in Montpelier Vermont. Sources say the vadge, Molly, as she's been renamed is finding new work at the local Planned Parenthood Clinic.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Dina Lohan being photographed at the Cloning Laboratory, eagerly watching the birth of new Lindsay clone "Ali".
Gay? Drug addict? Alcoholic? Need a surrogate? Don't worry, buy the Womb Buddy and let it carry and give birth to your child for you.
Phase One of inventing the Britney Spears Doll.
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Finally! Pain free birth!
Photo of Team Ricky Martin working at delivering twins.
"Nicole, where did you put that pillow?!"
Cientology 101, lesson 435: The truth about Suri Cruise's birth.
Having grown weary of all the speculation as to the paternity of Suri, Tom finally leaks the pictures of the birth.
The home Partial Birth Abortion kit is a hit with all the ladies!
Xenu Prenatal Classes.