Wednesday, August 20th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Aubrey O'Day loves herself ...and peroxide... and Wet 'n Wild cosmetics. She obviously doesn't love bathing - Just Jared

Megan Fox adjusts her money makers - IDLYITW

Audrey Tatou is in a bikini!!! - Egotastic!

A Carmen Electra and Kim Kardassian skank fight - Hollywood Tuna

Duffy is still waiting for her payday - Hollywood Rag

Raggedy house painter or Kiki Dunst? - Popsugar

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together. Yay? - Lainey Gossip

Trannycat Doll in a two-piece (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Are Rafael Nadal's butt muscles too big? - Towleroad

They don't call her HoHan for nothing - Cityrag



Mr. President's picture

Aubrey, such a pretty girl who is trashing herself. Like a national park that has been ruined by years of pollution and neglect. Sad.

Megan Fox would be way sexier if she didn't try so hard.

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crispy's picture

http://crispiestshoes.blogspot.com

paris and tara reid had a baby. and the baby shitted this chick out.

wtf she's so nasty looking. what a filthy skank. shes like 12 different kinds of skanky

ewww she reminds me of paris hilton

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

AnonyMuse's picture

OK, for the last time, it's AUDREY TAUTOU, not TATOU... If you make a mistake one more time, i'm gonna get cranky... :-)

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Datura's picture

I have a bit of a girl-crush on Audrey Tautou. She's so much fun in Priceless.

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Tyroan's picture

Am I supposed to know who or what a Duffy is?

Aubrey04's picture

Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 12:38pm.

Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Watch this clip and tell me these two do not belong together.. they're so cute.
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WOW. That IS hot. Thanks:)
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yeah, you're welcome....... that's SUPER hot.

C's picture

i love Duffy too. did anyone watch so you think you can dance? this is my fave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-PaTu-4JCw

Carmeloh's picture

I think i may just be a McGoslingoonie or whatev's... Love those 2!

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Carmeloh's picture

Duffy is the shizz! :)

Oh an that Aubrey HO'Day seems to have a case of wonk eye as well...

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Watch this clip and tell me these two do not belong together.. they're so cute.
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WOW. That IS hot. Thanks:)

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

dreamhypnotique's picture

I thought the person in the main picture was Heidi Montag. I didn't realize the pic is of a member of the Danity Dolls/Pussycat Kane or whatever the f**k alleged band she is part of.

On the other hand, she's as annoying as Fergie.

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NovaNightly's picture

I'm sooooooo glad you horz love Duffy too!! Everytime i mention how much i love her...people around me are like "who?" She's awesome though...love her music muchas!!

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islandgirl's picture

Rachel and Ryan? Meh. They're cute enough I suppose, but they're no Steve and Eydie.

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Aubrey04's picture

Watch this clip and tell me these two do not belong together.. they're so cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTLDLWhgV1c

Even LesLo HoHan is shocked at the kiss!

KD's picture

Poor thing, she probably thinks she's attractive too. O, the self deception.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Mrs. Kravitz !!!!!!!!!

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE2orthS3TQ

Duffy is my new favorite.....

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

First RiRi and now the Duffster? Step up, music industry! Girls gotta get paid! Is this a way to treat the only two acts actually making money in 2008?

By the way, does Tawdry Aubrey do anything but promote herself and her whorific behaviour? What's she gonna do past 30 when she can no longer pull the slutty stunts?

I'd suggest Kaballah, but she would most likely think it was a sex position from the Kama Sutra and try to jump on the rabbi.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 2:14pm

Methinks you have sexy time thoughts about her....
She's completely adorable.
Love her.

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Aubrey04's picture

I don't really give a fk about celeb couples - for the most part...but I *love* Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling together. When they did the "best kiss" deal for the MTV movie awards ... it was HOT. They were so good together in "The Notebook". I could care less if everyone and anyone breaks up in Hollywood.

...I just want McAdams and Gosling together....

It reminds me of SNL's "Lazy Sunday" skit...in the song---

"I love those cupcakes... like McAdams loves Gosling"

kdracofan's picture

ELB! Lmao Your avie!?
ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

*Runs away*

JuneStar's picture

Aubrey Oday is trying to jump on the gayelle train but no one cares. she's so fake. and lydia hearst looks like tom cruise in interview with the vampire.

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Duffy who?

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El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 6:11pm.

Duffy is so cute.
I hope she doesn't turn out like the other fuckheads.
But I also hope she gets paid soon, I bought her CD.

You forgot to put 'exceptionally' in front of cute! :o)

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Aubrey O day also embarrasses her father with the men she fucks...if you catch my drift

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Duffy is so cute.
I hope she doesn't turn out like the other fuckheads.
But I also hope she gets paid soon, I bought her CD.

I thought that Aubrey was one of the Girls Next Door.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Salem13's picture

Trannycat Doll got some good tuck goin on Michael Phelps should take note.

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Damn, Kiki Dunst really doesn't give a fuck...

What does she expect dressed like that? Surely it's NOT to get laid.

parissucksliterally's picture

Aubrey needs an ass kicking by CTH.

I am happy Ryan and Rachel are back together....adorable couple!

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angel_i's picture

Aubrey should make a love-child with Russell Brand and then they can dress it up like Marylin Manson. Such fun!

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

dbella's picture

Back in the day there was an old mascara commercial that asked the question, "Is your mascara clumpy, spikey and gloppy?" For Aubrey, that would be "yes, yes and yes."

DeeDee's picture

LMAO @ Raggedy house painter KiKi. I really don't understand her fashion choices.

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NovaNightly's picture

She doesnt love herself enough to remove her damn eye makeup before applying more. She COULD be slightly kinda sorta pretty...if she toned down her tranny Tammy Faye makeup.

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la coocaracha's picture

Ooooohhh...Ryan Gosling is soooooo HOT! He reminds me of one of my ex boyfriends, just gorgeous! Heads up everyone, there might be a swift, deep, sticky white river rushing your way! I got a little too excited just thinking about him!

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EK's picture

Aubrey used to be so beautiful! This is what cocaine, vodka, too many late nights, and P Diddy's wang does to you girls. Be very careful.

gdubs's picture

a hohan and eva mendes sex tape would be perfection.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Hekki : "What is this Adurey thing, and is it related to Shauna Sand? I only ask because it's so elegant-looking...."

Oh CRAP. I meant to write "Aubrey". I know who Audrey Tautou is and I think she is lovely - the absolute opposite of Shauna Sand. BAD TYPO!

angel_i's picture

Aubrey needs a mommy. STAT.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Aubrey looks like one of the blacks guys, post makeup, in White Chicks.

snowpiece's picture

bitch, if you love yourself so damn much go take care of that hair!
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yepyepyep's picture

What is this Adurey thing, and is it related to Shauna Sand? I only ask because it's so elegant-looking...

Audrey is actually a good French actress with real talent please dont compare her with Shauna

NovaNightly's picture

Aubrey sure has a love of spider eyes....yikes!

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NYkid420's picture

Jesus. I thought that was Brandi C. from I Love Money.

Salem13's picture

It's weird I don't really care for Rachel McAdams by herself but I love her with Ryan Gosling I think they're so cute.
Aubrey O'Day reminds me of Brandi C. from I love money.

melissochka's picture

eck, the hohan link only reaffirms that she's always been ugly. I never saw the appeal!

mean girls wasn't even good.

Hekki's picture

I loved the Lindsay photos because it shows her pre- and post- whatever she did to her poor face.

What is this Adurey thing, and is it related to Shauna Sand? I only ask because it's so elegant-looking....

El Bastardo's picture

AUDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY *squirt* aaaaaaaaaah!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Alltheprettyones's picture

To hell with Kiki! When the fuck is Suri going to turn loose that damned bottle?

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Regina's picture

I like how Audrey Tautou is drawing on the beach and her boyfriend is playing the guitar (not shown in those pictures, unfortunately).

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