Granny's Got A Gun
85-year-old Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA is not about to let some punk ass bitch fuck with her home! On Sunday afternoon, Leda was chilling in her home, probably smoking a bong and listening to Wu Tang, when she heard some bitch breaking into her house. Leda said her neighbor's home was recently robbed, so she had been keeping a .22-caliber revolver near her bed.
She went on to say, "I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun. I said 'What are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it." Leda then made the 17-year-old robber call the police while she kept the gun pointed at him. She ordered him to hand her the phone so that she could report his ass. With the 911 operator on the line, she instructed him to lie face down on the floor with his legs spread. She continued to the point the gun at him. This memaw doesn't eff around. I guess watching all those episodes of "Barney Miller" really paid off.
The 17-year-old was charged with attempted burglary and related offenses in juvenile court.
Leda said she found the whole thing "exciting." Granny got a taste for the gangsta life and now she's not going back! She also said, "I just hope I broke up the (burglary) ring because they have been hitting a lot of places around here." I hope all the criminals of Point Marion, PA heard that loud and clear. There's a new head bitch in charge and her name is Leda Smith.
Go granny go!!!
Dingleberries d... wrote: "I am fucking over these fucking liberal panty-waists telling us what's wrong with America. STFU. Now where's my rifle?"
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OK, so everybody as a God-given right to bear arm, but opposing arguments are to be suppressed. Nice philosophy.
Ashley wrote: "What a STUPID comment you made!"
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I wish that gun will never be shot, but if it is, know that it's more likely to be a threat to you and your daughter than anything else. For your safety and your daughter's, I suggest beefing up your security instead. Relying on a gun for self-protection is a dangerous strategy that can literally "backfire."
lmao. this woman probably watches every episode of Law & Order SVU, CSI, etc... and couldn't give up the opportunity to show off her chops.
I am jealous.
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Granny got a gun!!!
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Fantastic! I'm so proud of her! She should definitely be on the Hot Slut page.
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go go grandma!!!
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when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
He's lucky she didn't shoot his ass! I'm tired of criminals thinking they can just invade people's private space and nothing will happen to them. I want to be like granny when I grow up!!!!
Obama '08
supergranny!
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Oh shit. This lady is more productive than the LAPD during a car chase.
"85-year-old Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA is not about to let some punk ass bitch fuck with her home! On Sunday afternoon, Leda was chilling in her home, probably smoking a bong and listening to Wu Tang"
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Ahhh music to my ears... The sweet sounds of the Wu-Tang Clan. Shaolin forever!
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Dingleberries: I know... *sighs* Sometimes I find myself agreeing with conservatives like Michael Savage and other times with the ACLU.
My grandmother once pointed a fully-loaded old .45 at my head. It belonged to my pepaw and she said to my dad "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LOADED OR NOT, LEN, WILL YOU FIND OUT??" so she was fucking around with a loaded gun for six months. She's lucky she didn't blow her (or my) face off. Crazyass bitch.
God, old ladies with guns are hawt secks.
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It's mah last day at work, beetches! CELEBRATE WIFF MEH! *dances*
don't fuck with granny!
what would have been really cool is if she would have got a belt afterward and whipped dat ass.
She needs to be Latarrian Milton's granny....drive to WalMart now, bitch!
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HAHA! Even while being robbed, she keeps true to her bitchy old lady ways and makes him dial the phone FOR her.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
"Like my granny always says "I'd rather have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."
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AMEN to that!
"Americans and their unabashed infatuation with guns. Do you know how many innocent children die every year because their parents kept a gun in the house?"
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What a STUPID comment you made!
Do you know how many Americans (adults and children) get raped and killed every year? A LOT! If these people kept a gun in their house they would have been able to protect their family and themselves.
I have several handguns and a young daughter and I feel 100% safer knowing that if someone ever breaks into my house, I will be able to protect the both of us.
Awesome!
Even better than this was the older woman awakened in the middle of the night by a rapist, who suddenly found his jewels in a twisting, yanking death grip as she made him crawl to the door, unlock it, and leave with his pants around his ankles, crying. Then he actually called the police on HER! I'll try to find the story but I believe it happened pre-Internet.
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exactly the old lady I want to be one day... fucking awesome.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She NEEDS to go over to L.A and hook the fuck up with Sybil! Those two memaws with their contrasting styles would fuck many a bitch up! I'm absolutely sure of it.
"come on in muthafucka, come on in! It's going to be a massacre"
Still the best video of ALL TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGolb5tE8jw
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by madam s. on August 20, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I'm not a gun advocate, but Leda is hot shit. Hot, hot shit. I love how she strolled past him to go grab the gun. And then made HIM call 911. She should have made him do a few chores around the house at gun point while she was at it. That's the only thing that would have made it even better.
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Exactly. "Fix that leaky toilet, the weeds need pulling, and the gutters are clogged. Get busy!" *cocks rifle*
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The queen of Hot Sluts.
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Submitted by Hekki on August 20, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I'm a left-wing liberal on some things, but I believe responsible people have every damn right to own a gun. I live in NYC and I swear, if it weren't next to impossible to legally own one here, I would have one. The only people with guns here are the criminals.
I marvel at the fact that people in Texas drive around with them.
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A lot of Texans do drive around with guns (legally if we go about it the right way). But we really need this kind of protection in Texas (especially women) because if our cars break down, we could easily be 100 or more miles from help. A cell phone is just not enough in this situation. What if some psycho criminal gets to you before roadside assistance or the police?
Like my granny always says "I'd rather have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."
I'm not a gun advocate, but Leda is hot shit. Hot, hot shit. I love how she strolled past him to go grab the gun. And then made HIM call 911. She should have made him do a few chores around the house at gun point while she was at it. That's the only thing that would have made it even better.
Submitted by angel_i on August 20, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Wasn't referring to you. Talking about rollseyes. A blatant ignorant racist. Naggers also nag you for your car radio. Forgot to mention that.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 20, 2008 - 4:17pm.
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Um...Hello! I have to read that too and I din't say anything racist! Is this supposed to be education? Because if it is, you're going about it all wrong.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Go Grandma!
Phoebe Price, say goodbye to your "Hot Babe of the Year" award. Leda's the HBIC now!
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umbertooo you are up to some bull sheeeet i can tell too
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Granny's got a gun! That's right bitches!!! She took charge. I love how calm she was...LOL
People need to learn to respect other people's property. I thought she handled the situation very well. She didn't shoot him in the back...
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Hekki
You know it's your party's insane views that have made it next to impossible to own a gun in NYC right?
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You don't like it here? Fucking move you got'damn hippie.
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Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Sinnie, I agree with you totally. I mean, we have knives and matches and hammers and other "weapons" in our houses, too, but they aren't banned. Why should guns be banned? LOTS of things can be a weapon/cause a death if not used responsibly. But we teach children not to play with knives and matches, and responsible gun owners keep our guns locked AND teach our kids about them.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Momus, I grew up the same way. We had guns, as well, and my father always took very good care of them. He always kept them locked and hidden, and cleaned them frequently.
I'd watch him take them apart and put them back together again. I wasn't the least bit curious about them because I had seen them constantly. And like you, at a very young age, my father basically told me in so many words that these KILL people everyday and to stay the hell away from them.
And I listened. (Like I could get to them, anyway.)
So, as much as I can see the other side's point, when you grow up around guns and use them responsibly, it irks me that law-abiding citizens are getting grouped in with the irresponsible douche bags.
And yes, too long have the elderly been taken advantage of. Did you see that video last year of that punk beating an old woman in the hallway of her apt. building? Horrifying!
I, for one, am glad this granny found a way to protect herself.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
I'm a left-wing liberal on some things, but I believe responsible people have every damn right to own a gun. I live in NYC and I swear, if it weren't next to impossible to legally own one here, I would have one. The only people with guns here are the criminals.
I marvel at the fact that people in Texas drive around with them.
Using the racial slur 'cracker' just unmasked YOUR racist views. But if i say "so i dont know if your some type of moon cricket/porchmonkey/coon/eggplant etc. etc." Im the racist, Funny how you accuse me of being racist, what a hypocrite!
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 20, 2008 - 2:06pm.
I wouldn't even know how to get gun.
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Go to Wal Mart to the gun counter. Have your ID with you and fill out the proper paperwork. If you don't have a FOID card, they will give you the proper paperwork for that, too.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
fucktard
good one!
hahahaha
anyhoo i don't know if you're a cracker racist or just playing devil's advocate but in either case why don't you just say what's on your mind and stop with the stupid games?
I wouldn't even know how to get gun. I lock my fucking doors and windows, and keep a cell phone, and various blunt and sharp weapons by my bedside.
Trust, if I knew to get some heat LEGALLY, I'd have it.
I'm afraid of Texans and I'm from B'Klyn!
LOL! So are people like you. Too bad there are no guns in cyberspace. I mean - for Grannies, like me:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
awwww no credit for sending the story?
I still say she is a HOT SLUT and deserves that status.
oh yeah, and Fuck You Rachel. Foreigners can suck it just as hard.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Years ago this Londoner worked in Houston and i saw some things that i'll never forget!! Good time though! Great state!!! :o)
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I'm glad you got to experience the great state of Texas. Texans aren't like most Americans. A lot of us consider ourselves Texans first, Americans second. This is due to the fact that Texas was once an independent country, and we entered the United States under a treaty instead of annexation. We're bad bitches like that. :P
History lesson over. Go granny!
What's my agenda fucktard?
Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Umbertoooo:
Damn dude who peed,shit,farted,diarrhea smeared,snowballed, in your cheerios?
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Yeah - he's always like that. Maybe he lives in a toilet...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Umbertoooo
why don't you and your stupid agenda go get fucked
Team Granny!
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have hit him with a .22 handgun but would have taken out the aquarium or cat. I guess they don't make petty felons like they used to.
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 20, 2008 - 3:49pm.
you might have a point. switzerland has one of the highest gun ownership rates per capita in the world, yet conversely one of the lowest gun related crime rates.