Granny's Got A Gun
85-year-old Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA is not about to let some punk ass bitch fuck with her home! On Sunday afternoon, Leda was chilling in her home, probably smoking a bong and listening to Wu Tang, when she heard some bitch breaking into her house. Leda said her neighbor's home was recently robbed, so she had been keeping a .22-caliber revolver near her bed.
She went on to say, "I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun. I said 'What are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it." Leda then made the 17-year-old robber call the police while she kept the gun pointed at him. She ordered him to hand her the phone so that she could report his ass. With the 911 operator on the line, she instructed him to lie face down on the floor with his legs spread. She continued to the point the gun at him. This memaw doesn't eff around. I guess watching all those episodes of "Barney Miller" really paid off.
The 17-year-old was charged with attempted burglary and related offenses in juvenile court.
Leda said she found the whole thing "exciting." Granny got a taste for the gangsta life and now she's not going back! She also said, "I just hope I broke up the (burglary) ring because they have been hitting a lot of places around here." I hope all the criminals of Point Marion, PA heard that loud and clear. There's a new head bitch in charge and her name is Leda Smith.
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Umbertoooo:
Damn dude who peed,shit,farted,diarrhea smeared,snowballed, in your cheerios?
Submitted by shandi on August 20, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Can we all agree that maybe Rachel is the one who should 'suck it', as she so eloquently put it?
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I'm with ya.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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leda should've triggered off and popped a cap in his ass...i bet the lesson would be learned not to fuck with memaws...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 20, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Its not the guns...its the n******
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LOL...Right on...and they come in ALL FLAVORS
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offorchrisfuckinsakes!!
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And speaking of grannies, did you guys hear about the granny earlier this year that went batshit crazy on her cable company? They had it coming. They were treating her so poorly, she finally went down to the office, and ended up going inside and trashing the place. I heard about it on the MJ Morning Show.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I second the nomination for Hot Slut.
Submitted by shandi on August 20, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Can we all agree that maybe Rachel is the one who should 'suck it', as she so eloquently put it?
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AGREED!! haha!
Khandi - LOL!!
Momus - well said.
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Can we all agree that maybe Rachel is the one who should 'suck it', as she so eloquently put it?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
i don't think the big problem in america is having guns in the house... it's how easy the crazies can buy them at walmart or the interwebs.
Damn Grams.
Amen, i says to Leda! Yays to the Wu Tang. New bull dyke on the block! Leda for president!
Yes, kids die every year because of guns being in the house.
But, if there are guns in the house along with kids, then those guns need to be in places where those kids cannot get to them.
Guess what else is in the house....bleach, alcohol, knives, fire pokers, garbage disposals, mouse traps, medications, and the kid-danger-list goes on and on and on.
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I am fucking over these fucking liberal panty-waists telling us what's wrong with America. STFU. Now where's my rifle?
i knew that eventually this would turn into a 2nd ammendment debate
i love that clip from family guy that flashes back to the ratification of the ammendments where one guy asks if they were written out clearly. "i don't think there's anyway anyone can misconstrue their meanings" --> screen pans over to a set of bear arms on the wall
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on August 20, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Americans and their unabashed infatuation with guns. Do you know how many innocent children die every year because their parents kept a gun in the house?
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I believe that parents have a responsibility to keep guns out of the reach of children and to teach children gun safety if guns are being kept in the house.
I grew up with handguns and long guns in the house. I learned at a very early age not to touch them. When I got older, my parents taugt me to gun safety and after I learned gun safety I could go to the target range to learn to properly handle the guns.
I have never shot anyone -- accidentally or purposely -- but I know when and how to use a gun if necessary.
Sorry for the long post. I'm off my soapbox for the moment.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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And what, what?
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
In 1999, there were 3,385 firearms-related deaths for children ages 0–19 years. They break down as follows: 214 unintentional, 1,078 suicides, 1,990 homicides, 83 for which the intent could not be determined, and 20 due to legal intervention. Source: 2002 edition of Injury Facts.
AMEN, my brothers and sisters. This one goes out to all those grannies and papas who ever felt defenseless against these kind of punks and cowards. This should make them think twice about an easy score.
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Submitted by Oxygen on August 20, 2008 - 1:25pm.
That bitch has old skool skillz. She's be doin the Tootsie Roll too:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
This tough Wonder Woman is my HERO.
EDIT: I retract my "she should have shot the f*cker" statement. That was a knee jerk reaction. But she's lucky she had the gun. This kid could have hurt or killed her.
Submitted by rachel on August 20, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Eh, fuck you. We have these rights to help protect ourselves from any future tyranny our gubbament decides to impose on the people. (revolt, anyone? I think its time!)
I'm all for gun laws and trying to keep guns out of the hands who don't deserve them. But I'm still happy I can protect my family and property from crazy assholes who live around here. There have been armed robberies in this area and we are miles from a law enforcement center. What do you suggest we do?
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Americans and their unabashed infatuation with guns. Do you know how many innocent children die every year because their parents kept a gun in the house?
this is the coolest granny ever
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by rachel on August 20, 2008 - 12:00pm.
yep only i america!
do americans feel superior about their crazy gun weilding laws
americans can suck it!
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1. Yes, Americans feel superior about our crazy gun-wielding laws. We love them. We even has a constitutional right to have them. Yahoo!
2. What exactly would you like Americans to suck?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on August 20, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Can't you see her "drop it like it's hot" after she pistol whips his ass.
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Her face is going to give me nightmares...she didnt even need a gun...just look at me with that evil grimace and I'll be on the floor, pronto. lol.
Tough ass memaw-maw!
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Submitted by Jaded_Rose on August 20, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Y'all dont mess about in the Lone Star State!
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We sure don't! I guess it's a leftover trait of the frontier mentality, but we will not hesitate to pop a cap in yo ass if you break into our humble abodes.
FYI - I live in a very peaceful suburban city and have never experienced a break-in. I have a .38 Special at the ready, though, and I know how to use it. I also have a 9mm semi-auto, but I prefer the heft of the old school revolver. My granny has a sawed-off because she can't be bothered to actually aim, LMAO. Just point and shoot, baby!
Years ago this Londoner worked in Houston and i saw some things that i'll never forget!! Good time though! Great state!!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Nice Rachel...do you feel better that you got everyone attention with your dumbassery??
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what I love about this the most is that bitch TOOK CONTROL! She didnt use the gun, except to gain power over the home invador, who would ordinarily overpower her in her own home.
She didnt just shoot him, she SCHOOLED him!!
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Salem13 : me too, I hate seeing that crap. Just the other morning I saw the surveilance (sp?) video of this punk beating down some granny. they have NO SHAME!!!!!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Was it a African American that broke into her house?
Screw Dog - A&E needs to pick up "Memaw the Bounty Hunter."
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Gun-weilding Gramdmaw ROCKS!!!! Good for her!!!
and secondly, Rachel, youre rude as hell. Learn some manners. Please.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on August 20, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Y'all dont mess about in the Lone Star State!
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We sure don't! I guess it's a leftover trait of the frontier mentality, but we will not hesitate to pop a cap in yo ass if you break into our humble abodes.
FYI - I live in a very peaceful suburban city and have never experienced a break-in. I have a .38 Special at the ready, though, and I know how to use it. I also have a 9mm semi-auto, but I prefer the heft of the old school revolver. My granny has a sawed-off because she can't be bothered to actually aim, LMAO. Just point and shoot, baby!
She actually could have shot and killed him and got away with it. Or at least she would have for sure in Michigan. That is one lucky dude.
Rachel, what is your address, I'd like to come visit you. Hold on, I've got to put my gun down a second and get a pen to write it down with.
Leda you rule babe! She should teach self defense classes.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
her expression is priceless! Make her hot slut of the day, MK
I live in the same county as Point Marion and work at a mental health facility about 10 minutes away. Point Marion is very small and the county is very poor. There's been rampant drug use (drugs of choice are crack and heroin) in this area as well, which most likely the cause for the significant increase in theft.
Go Granny. We need more Grannies like that. Maybe she can slap some sense into a crackhead who sells their kids' Christmas toys for crack money.
It's a good thing Grandma didn't have to deal with a crack head or some other desperate addict. They would have taken the gun from her and blown her head off.
What happened to securing your house against burglary?
Good for her! These little bastards nowadays have no f-ing respect for anybody or anything - they need to be taught a lesson.
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Lesson to young punks: Don't FUCK with the elderly. They have a life time of bitterness and rage all stored up and will take a bitch out without batting an eye.
Granny is the Hot Slut of the Century!
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Submitted by loozer on August 20, 2008 - 3:01pm.
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Hands down, Bea Arthur. But then again, I think she should play the lead in EVERY movie, the hot bee-otch!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Should Angela Lansbury or Bea Arthur play her in the Lifetime movie that is sure to follow?
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Hawt Dayum!! Handle your business, Memaw! She's my inspiration.
I would run over his ass with my Hooveround for good measure.
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Submitted by Jaded_Rose on August 20, 2008 - 6:59pm.
If that fool had broken in on my granny he'd be graveyard dead. That's the way we do it in Texas.
Y'all dont mess about in the Lone Star State!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
yep only i america!
do americans feel superior about their crazy gun weilding laws
americans can suck it!
I just can't get over the fact that she asked him "What are you doing in my house?" and he's all denying it: "I didn't do it."
Not exactly the best defense to go with when you've just been caught in the house, at gunpoint, and are laying spread eagle on the floor. dur duh dur