Granny's Got A Gun
85-year-old Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA is not about to let some punk ass bitch fuck with her home! On Sunday afternoon, Leda was chilling in her home, probably smoking a bong and listening to Wu Tang, when she heard some bitch breaking into her house. Leda said her neighbor's home was recently robbed, so she had been keeping a .22-caliber revolver near her bed.
She went on to say, "I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun. I said 'What are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it." Leda then made the 17-year-old robber call the police while she kept the gun pointed at him. She ordered him to hand her the phone so that she could report his ass. With the 911 operator on the line, she instructed him to lie face down on the floor with his legs spread. She continued to the point the gun at him. This memaw doesn't eff around. I guess watching all those episodes of "Barney Miller" really paid off.
The 17-year-old was charged with attempted burglary and related offenses in juvenile court.
Leda said she found the whole thing "exciting." Granny got a taste for the gangsta life and now she's not going back! She also said, "I just hope I broke up the (burglary) ring because they have been hitting a lot of places around here." I hope all the criminals of Point Marion, PA heard that loud and clear. There's a new head bitch in charge and her name is Leda Smith.
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If that fool had broken in on my granny he'd be graveyard dead. That's the way we do it in Texas.
I'd pull some prehistoric plums from that old bats asshole!! Fucking slut!
She sure taught him a lesson. He won't underestimate a person's age when trying to rob someone in the future. What a jerk.
granny is my new hero, hot slut of the year!!
Submitted by Oxygen on August 20, 2008 - 12:56pm.
LMMFAOOOOO!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
i wanna be baddass like that when im a granny!
ROFLMAO....HOT SLUT...HOT SLUT...HOT SLUT
Then she "hit the flo...next thing you know...shorty got low low low low low low low low."
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Never ever fuck with a memaw ... especially when she's armed and dangerous.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 20, 2008 - 6:53pm.
HOT!! I wanna cum in her hair
Me too!!! Like ya style!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Aubrey04 on August 20, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I wouldn't eff up my doilies for any street punk either!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
GO granny! nothing pisses me off more than people who abuse/steal from elderly people fuckin cowards pick on someone your own size. I hope that kid learned his lesson.
God bless her. That's what a real woman must be like.
I admire ladies, who refuse to feel like a victims at front of physically or mentally violent men. Chapeau!
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I love hearing stories about memaws and pepaws beating muggers up and running home invaders out with guns! Go, granny, go!
She's a bad mamajama... just as fine as she can be. I am sure she didn't blow his head off because she didn't want to clean the mess.
This fool is lucky he happened upon someone who wasn't more aggressive and didn't send him into the twilight zone. In Texas, we are a little more trigger happy.
I bet this is the last time anyone tries to fk with her!
HOT!! I wanna cum in her hair
LMAO@pistol whipped. Yeah she should have & he'd have deserved it too. Of course my mean ole grandma would beat your ass with a shoe. Whether you needed it or not LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
That 17 year old is going to get the deluxe shank in the joint for giving it up to a meemaw.
i saw this on the news. memaw rocks!
Damn!
Memaw doesn't play!
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Way to go, Leda! Score one for the good guys!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
If I ever need a body guard, I'm hiring a granny with a 'tude like that one!
DAYUM that's HOT! Granny's got it goin' on!
Oh and she deserves Hot Slut status!
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It's cool when an oldie has been there, done that, and ain't scared of shit anymore. This is how old age should be: aged, but not decrepit or senile.
She seems more like an N.W.A. (Niggas with Attitude) fan to me.
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Granny is one bad bitch
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Grannies are tough beyotches, I know mine was.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Ha! Barney Miller....she prolly wouldn't wait to get old and handle a firearm just like Fish.
Good for you, Granny!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I hope that snot-nosed, 17 year-old bitch pissed himself. Go Granny!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Yay, Leda!
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
If she were truly gangsta she would have pistol whipped his azz too.
Damn, that cocktail of Prune Juice and Ben-Gay is no joke!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Bitch means business. Go Granny.
I love her!
It's all good MP, something tells me this meemaw has good aim!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Hot slut for Eternity! But seriously, she is damn lucky that kid didn't decide to try to over-power her and shoot her with her own gun...
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LMFAO MK...Wu Tang Granny
This bitch is HWAT!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?