Wednesday, August 20th 2008

Ricky Martin Is A Father

What in Clay Gayken hell is this shit all about?! Ricky Martin's publicist has confirmed that he's the father of twin boys! This came out of nowhere!

Ricky's new babies were born a few weeks ago with a little help from a surrogate mother and a turkey baster. You know Gayken is sitting somewhere, rocking his new baby, rolling his eyes and saying, "Girl, please! Don't try it!"

Ricky's spokeswhore issued this statement: "The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

Um...hasn't he been out of the public spotlight for at least 5 years? Seriously, babies are just popping out left and right! This is obviously the thing to do. Maybe I should get one of those baby things? Naw. I don't like baby vomit in my martinis.

Congrats to Ricky! I can't wait to hear what he named them. If he didn't name one of them "Escandalo," I'm going to slap him with a rubber vagina. And you know that shit would gross him out.

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Submitted by Alex222 on August 21, 2008 - 9:41am.

So what the fuck if he is gay.I was a single mother and I had a Gay manny for my son and he made the best father that you could ever ask for.Even the school knew he was Gay and they developed a great respect for him and I lived in a very constipated community!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

I guess this means he's gay :(. He's cuter than Gayken, but has less talent.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 21, 2008 - 8:21am.

I love Ricky Martin besides being one of the most beautiful men on the planet he spends most of his time traveling the world helping children in need. He has always wanted children who really cares if he is gay or not, there are so many fukin horrible parents out there a caring one should be more then welcome.
This site is getting really vile, you people are scaring me, its like you live via the internet its fuckin weird. And the shit that comes out of peoples mouths, damn I could never hate like you miserable people can. I think I am done with this shit
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hi, listen, or should i say read this, if you like anyway, just because some people are bigots and are hating ricky you don;t have to satanize the whole thing, so some morons give too much importancy to his sexual preference as in if it has any impact on the fact that he is a father or not, Ricky is a great guy, decent, nice and talented, i do personally believe he is bisexual, and i have posted about it in this particular matter, yet i love the guy and i have absolutely nothing against him.
just don't pay attention to whatever it is that bothers you to listen or read.
/ignore.

I did when hell broke loose about the whole "he's gay he shouldn't be allowed to have kids" bullshit.
fuck that shit, what about many women having abortions and then after killing a few babies in their way to professional careers and success they wake up one day realizing they want a baby?, and god might give them the chance or not., now i won't say how i really feel about it, but what about that? is people who have had the chance to have kids and have "thrown" it away so that a few years later they're killing themselves to have them have more right than a gay person who wants a kid? and who didn't commit infanticide (or well not really, infanticide would actually mean the baby was born, but u know what i mean) along the way.
fuck it, we live in this elastic moral bullshit, whenever is convenient to indulge in our intolerance and bigotry, and also to be monsters and then finger-point others as if we were free-of-any-fault.

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If this doesn't confirm it, I don't know what will? He's GAY!!! A straight man wouldn't choose to have a baby via in vitro... That's only for les gays and gayelles. Oh and super career powered straight hos. ;)

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I love Ricky Martin besides being one of the most beautiful men on the planet he spends most of his time traveling the world helping children in need. He has always wanted children who really cares if he is gay or not, there are so many fukin horrible parents out there a caring one should be more then welcome.
This site is getting really vile, you people are scaring me, its like you live via the internet its fuckin weird. And the shit that comes out of peoples mouths, damn I could never hate like you miserable people can. I think I am done with this shit.

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How odd. Surely this cost far more than putting on a rictus grin and thinking of Tommy girl as he penetrated some skank?

Did he even write any of his songs? Where is his income to raise to greedy, fat(but probably quite cute) babies?

ooooo i always thought ricky martin was *
WAS WAS*(kinda gay> oopps is gay) kinda hot and had sexy moves and such
BUT BUT BUT had his oooooo (luv babies no matter how they are brought into this world lol)
gestational surrogacy
that screams I COULD NOT PUT MY PENIS IN A WOMAN! LOL but i want a kid
but good for him he is a DADDY so congrats!
everyone, famous or not or GAY(RICKY) NOT
who want children deserve them if fitting

i look back and that did not make sense at all! and im not gonna fix it

ricky martin likes it up them bum but glad he will be a granddaddy in the future! LOL

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"I'm wondering why he didn't adopt some orphans in need?"

Because in a lot of places single men can't legally adopt.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 20, 2008 - 3:55pm.

HAHAHA! Escalando... tee hee.

Is he going to be sharing custody with his live-in boyfriend?

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uhmmm well if anyone has Eduardo Verastegui's personal number we should call him up and ask him how are their kids doing and if he's still sneaking around via back-doors into ricky's house.
He should know better by now, i guess, after all he has a family now, he's not the flavored-dick of the month anymore.
how long have they being dicking-around? 3 years now? ..i think more.
time to make it official.

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Submitted by paris herpes on August 20, 2008 - 4:38pm.

Ricky Martin is weird, is he gay or what? I thought he was married to this blonde chick, but it didn't work out cause they were both busy with their "careers". Ricky must still be singing in Latin America but not in the U.S. at all. Sort of like Chayanne.

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the whole Rebecca de Alba fiasco, I have always believed that relationship was intended to mislead the public from the fact that ricky is gay or well, actually i dont think he is gay but bisexual instead, the thing is he likes the guys much more. Whenever i see a good looking young man with either a very much older woman or a manly looking woman, u know with that big-boned tough-looking jaw-line, travesty style, (and i might be wrong, yet i haven't been so far) it's a fact the guy is actually gay, using such woman to hide their homosexuality, for instance A. Rod, his wife or ex or soon to be ex, has that physi-culturist type of body, rough looking, ricky's ex, rebecca has that travesty-looking face, and big kinda manly hands.. if you look for a pic of her you'll see what I mean and so and so.

the only time I have been in denial and still Am is about Reynaldo Giannecchini because i refuse too believe that incredible piece of heavenly perfection of a man is gay, I'm not convinced yet, he was married to a woman 24 years older than he is, as a matter of fact her younger son is as old as he is 35 or 36 now, and she also has that face, but I'll make an exception for R.G. (denial denial denial)

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Ricky cares for the babies, while the partner must do the "manly" stuff.

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I'm just looking at the sky waiting for flying diamond-made pigs who are actually angels and will bring: a condom and one too many pills for Jolie-Pitt; respect, love, dignity, & success for Maniston; talent & a big dick for la Lohan, oh and also a gun...bitch needs to off herself SOON; a (changeable)set of brains for Kim Whoredashian; a non HVI+ pussy for Wonky and talent too, hell throw a fucking gun too!; divorce papers for Bale (and then he should be relocated & delivered to me, express mode); manhood for tommy girla, a new hard-drive for Roboholmes, a closet made of Argentina's finest for Christian-denial-Castro(so that he can play "getting out of it"); the printed statement (saying he is actually gay) that Juan-fabolouslyGAY-Gabriel should have done by now; a brand new life & body for amyCRACKhouse, a free STD vagina & dignity for Sluttienna Milker, ...etc., cuz' if ricky, WHO I LOVE, pulled that shit so quietly this motherfucker is exhibit A to the fact that flying diamond-made pigs who are actually angels FUCKING EXIST!!!
...hell, ricky finally filled a pussy up! (and lets not get technical on that shit, the fact is, no matter how distant his dick was from that vagina, he filled one, he can die in peace and that's what matters), if he pulled that, period!, treasure pigs are the real deal.

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J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker

I totally would have been the surrogate if had asked me.

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Who's the surrogate, JLO?

TexnDoc's picture

<"Maybe I should get one of those baby things? ">

Pay some sap to get the stretch marks? Throw in a Governess for later and I'm buyin' too, MK.

Good for him. I'm just trying to figure out exactly how much money did he make from that 1st English album. I mean he hasn't sung anything in a few years. I'm sure he'll be a great dad. I bet they're gonna be cute as hell!

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Slutleena's picture

I guess the cats out of the closet?

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Haribo's picture

WTF

There are a whole bunch of gay dudes who are having biological bebes that way, huh? Vin Diesel, Gaykin, now Ricky Martin. Is this a trend, or are they in a little club?

Oh well, at least the kids have some good genes to inherit from him, compared to Gaykin,

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I don't understand his need to have two biological kids from a surrogate mother. On one hand, he's gay as an 1890's parade, but then he has this odd desire to have some strange woman birth his babies. He pretends to be some kind of human/children's rights advocate (like Angie Jo), talking about sex trafficking of kids on Oprah, but I'm wondering why he didn't adopt some orphans in need?

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No shit. All keywords of a right wing homophobic bigot.

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Submitted by Lindalou on August 20, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Keep digging

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone

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http://www.salon.com/people/col/pagl/1999/05/26/ricky/

Questions Rickys sexuality in May of 99 and predicts a beautiful woman on his arm to control those rumors.

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Keep digging

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

If I am not able to have kids thank goodness because how would two homos be able to get their hands on them to be able to raise them? Please give away your kids to two gays to raise and tell me all about it?

My father beat up on my mother, I was angry at the time, but now that I am older I understand why, that bitch was annoying but I am not going out to eat pussy, I prefer a big clean, disease free, not coming out of an ass of a man an hr ago, cuming in my mouth. If you do god bless you!

Good for you if you support same sex having kids. No reason to shove it down my throat to say uncle to agree.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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Does he still sing? He was so popular for a while, then he just faded from sight. Honestly I thought he was living la vida homo but congratulations to him.

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All of the Latin men I have ever known have taken their masculinity very seriously. They would be much more likely to have babies and mamas all over the country than to pay someone to hand them over.

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Um...of course it came out of nowhere, the last time I heard about Ricky Martin was like 2000. I hope he has a hot hunk of man to help him raise the baybahs, because he's going to need it! I have seen pics of him oiling up the hottest pieces of ass and jogging on the beach with the most gorgeous guys.

Uh, to contribute to the shit storm below about "cock suckin' dudes" having babies, I'll play devil's advocate: I know only two guys who have gay dads, and they are both fucking CRAZY now and have massive problems. They were both teased in high school to the point of torture.
Don't shoot the messenger, I'm not their fucking therapist and who knows what issues they have, but that's what I've seen. My best friend is gay and even he questions whether his having kids would be the best thing.
I personally think it's the parents as people that counts, not their sexuality. Like Ricky Martin, it's kind of hot that he has twins. However, IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT that Gayken is allowed to parent a baby! Bitch gives off major creep vibes a la Michael Jackson!
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Right on Lindalou!

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Submitted by Lindalou on August 20, 2008 - 2:12pm.

I will beleive in God when the homophobic trash trolling this site cant have kids and people who want them, will love them and can afford them can.

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone

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Oh the classic "and some of my best freinds are ......"

Yeah I can read, hon. And what I've read coming from your trap is pure bigotry. All you can talk about is cock sucking and making reference to gay sex. And THAT is your defence for you ignorance about gay men rasing kids?

In that little peanut of a brain of yours do you really think that a child raised by two gay men or two lesbians would be exposed to their parents having SEX? You're fucked up in the head. Because that's ALL you talk about trying to back up your remarks.

So, two "straight" parents that are drunks and beat the shit out of each other are a better role model?

Seems like from one of those previous spewing coming from you that you think so.

Is that the case?

"@ A, I am not homophobic. I like gay men but I just draw the line when they want to have kids"

''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone

Lindalou's picture

I will beleive in God when the homophobic trash trolling this site cant have kids and people who want them, will love them and can afford them can.

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xxyxz,
Oh I know! I was trolling for internet por...uh, i mean i was working!

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Clarisse

Hey... I was just kidding

You know you are in my Fave 5

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A single man in his prime having his own children via surrogate.....ya, he's straight!

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Clarisse

LOL . Now go suck a cum milkshake you filthy whore

Really kids are precious. I wish I had twins * ahem*

Twin babies that is :)

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what a filthy mouth....
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@eyeroll, If I am a piece of shit please stick your tongue and your cock in there so I can shit all over over face.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

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xxyxz,
I have to disagree. I hate bisexual babies. They try to hog both boobs.

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@ A, I am not homophobic. I like gay men but I just draw the line when they want to have kids. Do you guys read?!?! You pro cock suckers with babies I have a dungeon and I can hook you up with a bunch guys that want to suck your cock and fuck you in your ass and cum in your ass and hopefully you can push out a baby to care of. Fuck out here with homophobic bull shit.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

xxyxz's picture

*sigh*

Babies are fucking great
Straight or not

Sayonara's picture

The last thing I heard was that Ricky was dating some famous woman. I wonder if they are still together.

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Submitted by Hysteria on August 20, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.

. . . having babies is a no, no for me.

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Good idea. You'd be a baaaaad parent.
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in fact you shouldn't be allowed within 200 yards of any children ever

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 2:33pm.

you lead an unexamined life and you are a piece of shit.

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 5:15pm.

Just because no straight man wants to have kids with your homophobic ass doesn't mean you need to go shitting all over everyone else's parade! My life would be a hell of a lot easier if my dad were gay, I wouldn't have a ton of half-siblings I've never met. I highly doubt it would have "rubbed off" on me.

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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.

. . . having babies is a no, no for me.

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Good idea. You'd be a baaaaad parent.

MK can have a baby if he wants. Curse of sheep on you.

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no, ronnyk on August 20, 2008 - 5:20pm.
I am not ignorant, and taking bits and pieces of my comments just showing that you didn't read my comments clearly. Keep it moving. If you are a cock sucking man with a baby great and good for you!!! But it's disgusting. But calling me names is not going to change my mind and to bow down to you so you can fuck me in my ass to succumb, I am not submissive that way.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by ronnyk on August 20, 2008 - 2:20pm.

Do not waste anymore energy on Homophobic Piece of Shit StickaCockinWoo
It is clearly a stupid (i.e., low IQ) person who is undereducated and uninformed.

It has never said anything remotely interesting or worthwhile on Dlisted
Ignore
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OXA's picture

Coming out might be the best thing to happen to his career since William Hung sang "She Bangs” on American Idol.

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You are a fucking ignorant bigoted piece of shit.

Submitted by Homophobic Piece of Shit StickaCockinWoo... on August 20, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Fuck you and go suck a gay guys cock and stick your tongue down his but hole while you are at because you think it's great but for a gay to raise babies

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