Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies!

Oh, and to weigh in:

Single mothers are a very diverse group. Some are single by choice, some are widowed, some are unfortunate enough to have had husbands who decided raising a child was not for them and who left, some left their husbands after they became abusive or developed a substance abuse problem.

The only subsect of single mothers I have a problem with are the generational welfare ones (who see that having kids with a few different guys means not having to work and getting free food, housing, and healthcare). My mom raised three kids alone, working full-time. She taught us (by word and example) that if we worked hard, good things would come to us. We have all turned out pretty well. If your mom shows you that you can sit on your fat ass popping out kids all day and be paid for it (or go around knocking up random bar skanks, if you're a guy), well, what incentive do you have to do anything different?

I am still convinced that in a country where you need to pass a test to drive and to graduate high school, that you should also have to pass one to vote (even a short oral one -- just to make sure you know who is running and a few general tenets of their campaign), to own a gun, and to have a kid. The latter would at least cut down on the percentage of children being raised by useless fuckwads. You don't have to have money to be a good parent, but you have to be willing to put in the hours. It's a job like any other.

Sorry for the rant -- I watched that Intervention: Meth Mountain the other night and it broke my heart to see these poor kids being hauled out of meth trailers, coughing and crying. Why have kids if you're just going to ignore them and put them in harm's way? Taking them away from their parents and putting them in foster care isn't the answer either, that system is fucked up too. There just need to be fewer selfish, stupid fuckwads breeding.

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The 80 comments in a row on the Beer Whore thread was annoying, but this is actually one of the more creative spammers I've seen. Except... he's not selling anything! Weird.

I am sick of Jennifer and her not so cute child. So I guess we can look forward to more pictures of this annoyingly bad actress and her fug kids at the park. Awesome.

Matt lives in Miami? He's too pasty for that sh-t.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 9:13pm.

She is nice! So nice that I'm prepared to help her have #4. I know all about that "cornerback" thing but it's just another hurdle.

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Angie Harmon had #3 today, too.

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Baby invasion, Round 2. Everyone is pregnant again. Why can't these bitches just raise their kids fucked-up one at a time?

What's with the trout lips? argh, I must've forgotten they're so in these days. Just like the t-shirt she's wearing

Ben Affleck has absolutely NO personality. The guy is a block of wood - never smiles. I can't imagine wanting to have a kid with him.

(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから　じこしょうかいを　します さいごに　わたしの　じこしょうかいを　さいごまで　きいていただいて　ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是　‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??

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수리는 어딨냐!! 수리는 뉘집 개이름이냐고!!

I doubt their second will be as cute as Violet.

jen anniston and jessica simpson must be so upset they're holding out on not having babies...they need to get with the program...
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I think Violet Affleck is way cuter than Suri Cruise. And she doesn't suck on a bottle either!

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Submitted by misslainey on August 20, 2008 - 8:32pm.
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Thank you. That other poster, besides needing a babysitter, also needs a brain and a stiff one (and I'm not talking about a drink).

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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)

I don't know who the hell you are, but you've got some nerve! I don't know what single moms you are talking about, but the ones that I know, work our fucking asses off to keep our heads above water. I have never received a fucking DIME of the government's welfare. The government didn't send me to school--I did that on my own.

How dare you! Oh, you poor thing. You can't find a sitter to go out on the town. Well, lady, how about NEVER having anyone else to help you? How about raising that 4 year old on less than $30,000 in the DC area where daycare is a MINIMUM of $600 a month if you're lucky. I live in a rural area outside DC and just to rent a 1 bdrm crappy apartment is $1200. And you're complaining? Shut the hell up! My ex just saw my daughter a few months ago after not seeing her for 10 years. He hasn't paid a friggin dime of child support in all that time, and when the sorry SOB did pay it, he quit his job. I lost my job a few years ago. My daughter is severely disabled and we didn't have insurance. Her medicine alone was $1200 a month. I also had a mortgage to pay. Forget about food. I didn't ask the government for one red cent. I worked at a crappy job, and bought my daughter's medicine a few pills at a time till I could do better. You need to get a life.

I don't know where you little spoiled princesses think everybody who's a single parent is living off the government's dole, but we're not. We're busting our asses while you sit on yours complaining that you don't get to have nookie at some exotic location with your husband. You're probably one of those SAHMs who takes her little brat to Mommy & Me and Gymboree and eats soygurt out of hemp containers. Ignorant ass.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 -
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Thank you Thank you Thank you. People can not understand why I get so upset about single moms. But they have it so easy. Trouble paying for a place to live? No problem the government will help you with that. Oh you have to work; well we will pick up the tab for the day care. And please never worry about food, here are some food stamps. And all you have to do to keep all this it to make sure you keep this life style, are just pop out another kid in 5 years and never get married.

Oh and you can go to college for free, and if you do that you don't have to work.

It doesn't pay to get married.

Sorry for my rant. I just found out I am 10 weeks pregnant with my second child and I want to go away with my husband of 6 years and I can't get a baby sitter for my 4 year old. So I am a bit bitter.

수리! SURI! 수리! SURI! 수리! SURI!

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 -
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Thank you Thank you Thank you. People can not understand why I get so upset about single moms. But they have it so easy. Trouble paying for a place to live? No problem the government will help you with that. Oh you have to work; well we will pick up the tab for the day care. And please never worry about food, here are some food stamps. And all you have to do to keep all this it to make sure you keep this life style, are just pop out another kid in 5 years and never get married.

Oh and you can go to college for free, and if you do that you don't have to work.

It doesn't pay to get married.

Sorry for my rant. I just found out I am 10 weeks pregnant with my second child and I want to go away with my husband of 6 years and I can't get a baby sitter for my 4 year old. So I am a bit bitter.

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Wow. You MUST be bitter. But I will give you this. It's hard for everyone all over. My friends (many but not all of whom became friends only for having met through our kids) and I formed a tight community from our children's youth. Not only do we not pay for babysitting, we also have the luxury of leaving our kids with kids their own age and people who feel like family.

I only know these people of whom you speak. They do not fall under the category of "single mother" but rather "generational welfare recipient". Granted, sometimes they can't find a sitter either:)

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snowpiece on August 20, 2008 - 5:12pm

hahahaha, Check your SPAM folder!!!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 5:53pm.
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That's ashame nobody helped you, but good on you for doing it your damn self - it toughens you up and you'll be able to roll with things easier than people who had everyone doing everything for them.

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Submitted by lulu belle on August 20, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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Are you fucking serious?! Single moms have it easy?! No, I think you mean ignorant, lazy bitches that pop out kids just to get on welfare have it easy. Don't lump all single moms into that bullshit stereotype. I'm sorry that you're bitter, but your bitterness has you talking out your ass now.

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Well...I'm worried for my friend to say the least. She was always saying how much she wanted a baby...yet, she was the hardest partier of our group of girlfriends. My other girlfriend(she's married though) is trying to get pregnant and is on fertility drugs...AND my OTHER girlfriend just found out she had a miscarriage(just started dating the guy!). So yeah...the baby thing is driving me NUTS. Its been hard for me, but i went right into motherhood happily and have worked hard for my two precious boys. They dont understand how life changing having a kid really is. Things will NEVER be the same afterwards, ever. OH...and yeah...everyone told me they would help me if i needed it, but i shit you not...every person i called to watch my babies for like less than an hour always had some lame excuse. Sooo...i would usually have to pack up the babies myself and haul them out to wherever i had to go. lol. Having babies isnt all fun and games....i just want my friends to understand that. :D

*okay...my ranting is over...lol*

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Nova: I HEAR you! I know it comes off as judgmental, but someone very close to me is trying to get pregnant. She is one of the most selfish people I've ever met, irresponsible and doesn't even seem to like kids. She has ZERO experience with babies or children. She told me gloatingly that her family will babysit whenever she needs a break. Mmmmmmmyeah. Your mom is going to come and do those middle-of-the-night feedings for you.

I'm happily married with two kids. It's difficult enough for me, with a stable, loving man helping financially and emotionally. She just has NO CLUE.

I know that sometimes women get their act together when they do actually have a kid, but I dunno. And I know that lots of women have buckled down when the man leaves or dies. The unstable, flighty women who CHOOSE to be single parents leave me wondering.

*steps off soapbox*

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 -
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Thank you Thank you Thank you. People can not understand why I get so upset about single moms. But they have it so easy. Trouble paying for a place to live? No problem the government will help you with that. Oh you have to work; well we will pick up the tab for the day care. And please never worry about food, here are some food stamps. And all you have to do to keep all this it to make sure you keep this life style, are just pop out another kid in 5 years and never get married.

Oh and you can go to college for free, and if you do that you don't have to work.

It doesn't pay to get married.

Sorry for my rant. I just found out I am 10 weeks pregnant with my second child and I want to go away with my husband of 6 years and I can't get a baby sitter for my 4 year old. So I am a bit bitter.

please do not reproduce.

Let's hope this one looks like Ben affleck.....

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i cant stand ben affleck and have no idea why jg would marry much less procreate with such a major douche, but thank god violet looks just like her. cutest damn mini-me ive ever seen.

Just think, in a couple generations the world will be populated with aliens and gap-toothed cuties!

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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 4:44pm.
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LOL, when you put it like that, your fear makes sense. My mom was never a wild child so she actually took to motherhood well. The money thing....well, yeah, I wouldn't have kids until I was set financially either, but that's just me and shit happens. Just try to be there for her as best you can (even if you don't approve of the situation) 'cuz from the sounds of this guy, she may need all the help/support she can get.

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I think she is a good mother, Violet looks happy and you always see Jen taking Violet to preschool, grocery shopping and activities.

Babies are taking over the world!

Sometimes I get pissy about that kinda thing, actually. Babies hardly get any love in this world as it is...no one wants to behave themselves enough to have babies around! Anyhoo, that's kinda my real point too...celebs sharing their babes is a good sign (in an obnoxiously overbearing egotistical sorta way, sometimes) because they ALWAYS had babies, DUH! They just never used to talk about it. It wasn't cool. They couldn't be cool with babies, you know? But we were hiding everything if we could, right? Drug addiction, pregnancies, ESPIONAGE!, even affairs sometimes! It would be hard to be a spy now with our "reality" obsession....So I'm obviously meandering now and I"m not sure how to get back on track so lemme tell you this story...

Psyche!

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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You're right, that was an insult to centaurs everywhere. :)

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Please do not insult the mythical greatness that is centaur buy comparing it to that thing.

Total band-aid baby (yes I know MK already said it!)

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Well my mom was a single mother and she did just fine. You don't have to be happy for your friend, but it doesn't mean she's going to be doomed either.

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I just think back to her beer bonging and getting fucking wasted all the time...and i think...NO...this isnt a good idea. She DOES have a supportive family...but she doesnt have much money and it pissed me off that she decided to have a baby this way. The guy who impregnated her already has TWINS (yeah...more twins) and another kid with a woman who lives on the east coast. He doesnt seem to give a shit much about them...so im just upset for her that she would choose this wacko to be the daddy. *sigh*...does that make sense??

Anyway...congrats for Jen...Violet will be a happy big sister. :D

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It really takes TWO PARENTS to properly raise these little effers! They are harder than they look and nowadays the way the media the way it is........they are too GD precociousssssssss)

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Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I can't wait til somebody in Hollywood becomes more original and gives birth to a centaur.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 4:37pm.

I can't wait til somebody in Hollywood becomes more original and gives birth to a centaur.
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whoa, was he drunk when he fucked her when he splashed off?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

I can't wait til somebody in Hollywood becomes more original and gives birth to a centaur.

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Thanx Oxy-baby...........

HEY!!!!!!!! You lying Ho-Bag..........you're not really preggo?!?!?!?! Why I outta....
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Jen (this Jen, I mean) doesn't bother me at all. She doesn't go around acting totally obnoxious so I don't hate on her. Violet looks like a happy kid, so good for them I say.

Submitted by NovaNightly on August 20, 2008 - 4:32pm.
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Well my mom was a single mother and she did just fine. You don't have to be happy for your friend, but it doesn't mean she's going to be doomed either.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 4:21pm.

don't you know having a baby always saves a marriage?

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hahaha parissucksliterally, a "band-aid" baby, right?

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