Not Another One.....

"Desperate Housewives" creator Marc Cherry has already admitted that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Let's face the cold, hard truth - Eva is knocked up. She already looks like she's buying her clothes from KMart's maternity section. It's obvious. Although, it looks like she's carrying her new baby in her chin and not in her belly. Great, now her fetus gets a front row seat to all her yammering.

I can't take all these babies! It's too much. Tonight I'm going to have nightmares about millions of babies crawling all over me, sticking their fingers up my nose, barfing in my ear and biting at my hair. BABIES!!!! They're making me crazy and I don't even have one!

Wenn

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 9:40am.

QueenCharisma,
"Washed him to death"?? Oh my, that sounds tragic!!

Yeh, Maximus Decimus Bunnius, AKA Pudgy Butt, turned 8 this year. He is my geriatric, cranky, fuzzy bunneh-butt.

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Submitted by Regina on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 4:20am.

Congratulations Eva LonHAGoria!

Submitted by rachel on Thu, 08/21/2008 - 2:22am.

so i predict she will only be known for her whorish roll on desperate housewives
i believe she has done some outside work> har har har meaning movies but they have not, come of anything special, meaning really BAD BAD reviews on her "ACTING" part

who is betting on a divorce soon within weeks or months?

Submitted by Drinksonme on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:40pm.

She will do anything to keep Tony the Tiger.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by gnehyu on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:21pm.

(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから　じこしょうかいを　しますさいごに　わたしの　じこしょうかいを　さいごまで　きいていただいて　ありがとうございましたかおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是　‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??

조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)

조센징의 흔적을 남기고야 말겠어! 이 위안부들!

Submitted by gnehyu on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 11:21pm.

조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)

조센징의 흔적을 남기고야 말겠어! 이 위안부들!

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 10:15pm.

I wonder if she'll sport stink face a la MiserAlba or be an annoying happy pregnant person?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 10:10pm.

Let's hope the baby doesn't inherit those nasty chin hairs of hers! Unless of course, it's a boy.

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Submitted by rebanndel on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 10:07pm.

Eva's Mexican. She's going to eat beans, rice, carne guisada, tamales and tortillas like they're going out of style during her pregnancy. It's in her genes to get fat all over! Great.....a fucking preggers chihuaua. Tony's never going to shake this bitch now.

Submitted by SubMonkey on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 9:53pm.

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 9:22pm.

eva's porking up nicely...she'll soon announce she's knocked up with twins or triplets...ugh...
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Submitted by Verbatim on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 9:00pm.

Eva is DESPERATE for publicity. She wants to be apart of the baby momma posse, too.
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Submitted by Spartylicious on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:49pm.

I wouldn't let my 22 yr old son marry her old ass!

Obama '08

Submitted by Spartylicious on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:47pm.

Lord, I hope that old gold-digging heffa isn't preggers. I think it's funny that folks are asking why she's losing whatever shape she had. That's because she's Mexican and once they have babies, it's a wrap! She's already got a flat butt and now she's gonna have a big ass belly to go with it. I know. I used to live in San Antonio. It's the flour tortillas!

Obama '08

Submitted by Tubereuse on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 8:43pm.

From the first pic, I thought it was Rachel Ray. Gak!

Submitted by Inflatuated on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 7:24pm.

I'll be honest and say that I have only seen Longwhoria "act" on Desperate Housewives, on those occasions that I have been too busy (ahem) to change the TV station - she's MEDIOCRE at best.

I grew up in the California 'hoods: Compton, East Los Angeles, El Sereno, Highland Park, Lincoln Heights and even f*cked-up skid row, and in each and every one of those low down places I met many women that were easily 1000 times more beautiful than Eva Longwhoria. The problem is they lacked the ambition and stamina to survive Hollywood, surprisingly as they were surviving in the ghettos of L.A.

Eva's got more drive than most women, and that's the only reason she has reached the pinnacle of success, frankly stated.

Other than that she looks like a hood rat, literally.

Submitted by VitaMeataVegemin on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 7:08pm.

God, she is grody.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 6:22pm.
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A rabbit?! I had one when I was little (named Shadow because he was pitch black), but my mom washed him to death :( Even though it was an accident, I'm still scarred for life!

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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)

Submitted by MMMPhill on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:48pm.

Desperately average without child. She'll surely be desperately average preggers. Why do people think this Rio Grande Vally ho is so beautiful? She's a peso a dozen.

Crapface is the new Crapface

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:22pm.

QueenCharisma,
Yeh, don't worry about being cut out of the will.

You'd just be gettng a spoiled to hell house rabbit, some pocket change and the full Christian Bale filmography on DVD.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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NOOOOOO!!!! I take it back - I want to be in the will!!! :D (yes, my priorities are fucked, lol)

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:13pm.

QueenCharisma

*GASP!!!!*

Consider yourself cut!!!! I never heard such a thing! Oh, you are soooo out of the will!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Submitted by C.C. on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:11pm.

"Tonight I'm going to have nightmares about millions of babies crawling all over me, sticking their fingers up my nose, barfing in my ear and biting at my hair. BABIES!!!! They're making me crazy and I don't even have one!"
Ohhh MK, I love you.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 6:09pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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LOL, then you'll have to cut me 'cuz I can't stand Lebron.

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

Submitted by mg9 on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:56pm.

She's such an *&%$(. Why is she showing off her diamond ring in almost every photo I see of her? Loser

Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:53pm.

I am glad to see she is not following the current pregorexic trend. She just went up a notch in my book.

all seriousness aside;
Based on past history of sports star marriages, he is already cheating on her, the divorce papers are being written and he is only 15 years from admitting he is actually gay. She has to get that baby in as fast as she can.

Submitted by lizardo911 on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:48pm.

Okay, so she may be pregnant, but that doesn't give her any right to have a double chin! LOL!

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:43pm.

I demand all these Hollywood types to be fixed...NOW! It's a matter of national security. When America is overrun by celeb spawn, we'll be extra vulnerable to terrorists. No one will be minding the store...unless that store is Kitson.

Submitted by Am on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:41pm.

Okaaaaay...maybe I'm just mean, but I don't understand why she's getting big all over. Granted, I'm 5'10" and I only showed basically in my belly when I was preggers. Doesn't this mean she's just going to get freaking huge?

Will she need the fire department to get her out of her home on a flat bed when her water breaks?

Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:31pm.

This bitch wears shit that is too tight all the time...so her wearing something so obviously made for a pregnant woman...plus the bump...plus the shit-eating grin all say she is happily PREGNANT.

I cringe at the thought of this bitch having a baby. What an awful mommy she will make! Blech!

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Submitted by Justina on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:27pm.

Eva's lookin' more CHOLA than eva before. Alls missin is the sharpie...

Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:23pm.

She must be pregnant. The only time she goes out of the house is when she looks like a stick figure, so I don't think she would venture out with that tummy if there wasn't a baby causing it.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:22pm.

Like W.C. Fields (and, possibly Tigerlilly), I prefer babies parboiled.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:13pm.

QueenCharisma,
He's a cunt to my LBJ. I'll cut a bitch that fucks with my Lebron!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:13pm.

Wait, when does this stupid ass Housewives show come back on again?

Eva's WAITING for the Fall premiere to announce she's going to squirt crotch-fruit. This dame loves publicity.

Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:09pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 5:01pm.
So will they go to France to have their KeepMyCareerAliveBaby?
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OH SNAP!!! ROFL

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Submitted by Cindyloo on August 20, 2008 - 3:55pm.

I thought I had read a while ago, where the show didn't want any of the women getting pg in real life.
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*Chuckle* Then they should have cast the show with all MALE leads.

Submitted by Oxygen on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:08pm.

I WANT THAT BAG. ME AND THAT BAG HAVE BIG PLANS.

Oh, I almost forgot my surprise for the expecting couple. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....hip hip hooray......congrats....YET ANOTHER BUN IN THE OVEN.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:06pm.

Yeah, good for her, why would she get married if she is not going to pop out any kids? Congratulations, Eva. I hope she pushes out 2more.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on August 20, 2008 - 5:04pm.
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Yeah, Tony doesn't look quite right.....something about him makes me uneasy.

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

Submitted by CindyC on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:04pm.

Happy for her - babies are a wonderful thing.

With her hair like that and being pregnant, she very much resembles Lacey Peterson. RIP Lacey & Connor.

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:04pm.

snowpiece!
RIGHT!!!!
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM

QueenC,
I don't have a problem with her. Her husband on the other hand *cough*DOUCHE*cough*

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on August 20, 2008 - 5:00pm.
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I like Scarlett's boobies if that counts! Her "acting?" Not so much.

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 20, 2008 - 5:00pm.
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ROFL!!! So true.

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"Watch my love, Ed Westwick, being his usual dirty self"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LyOVbrw9M

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:01pm.

oh for fucks sake. somebody put spermacide in the water supply already

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:01pm.

So will they go to France to have their KeepMyCareerAliveBaby?

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:00pm.

Homey doesn't look too thrilled. He realizes that the price of shaking her loose just quadrupled.

She's got that shit-eating grin that attention whores get when the attention they're about to get is legit.

Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 08/20/2008 - 5:00pm.

I wonder about the percentage of babies born out of love vs. babies born out of DESPERATION and SELFISHNESS in Hollywood. There needs to be a simple competency test for all prospective parents questioning their reasoning for wanting to pop one out. If any of the below are circled as reasons, immediate sterilization should be mandatory:

*Getting the cover of People
*Changing your image from knife wielding bloodsucking slut to Earth Mother
*Revenge on Brad Pitt (if you can tear yourself away from screaming into the ocean long enough to conceive)
*Making $15 million to donate to "charity"
*Using your flabby ass to desperately draw attention to your shitty nighttime soap that was relevant for two seconds 4 years ago
*BUT ALL MY TWATTY FRIENDS HAVE BABY BUMPS!

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